Comments on: You see, this is what happens

By: rural88jean

rural88jean — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 21:35:19 +0000

Oh my, you’re so very young…lolz

By: Ichigo Kurosaki

Ichigo Kurosaki — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 12:25:29 +0000

It’s called “Manning the Rails”. The ship must entering an honors port. I am retired Navy.

By: the_original_shortright

the_original_shortright — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 16:52:01 +0000

HEY! watch that! you’re not from cleveland you’re not allowed to bad mouth the browns!!! at least they’re better than the freaking detroit lions (0-16 last year).

By: yikes

yikes — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 15:33:38 +0000

Sorry DT! How did I miss that? You will also receive Internets…

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 12:28:55 +0000

All powered watercraft, and ground vehicles (well except Pendolinos and tandem-wheeled machines) roll out of a turn like that to some extent. If Steve’s right about the size, it’s rare to see a vessel that big heel that far just by turning though.

By: corrie

corrie — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 12:06:22 +0000

did that realy happen i mean realy…still its still realy funneh!! and obama wat on earth are u doing on the ship?!

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 10:49:58 +0000

Speaking of under-rated (or misunderstood) films…

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 10:47:20 +0000

Well, not the 7? of us for sure. I was just conceding to someone who clearly knew it better that I do.

By: Brendon

Brendon — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 04:44:58 +0000

They lean to Port, because of the right hand screw. Probably is heeling over, but it’s definitely weird to see one leaning over that direction.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 02:09:41 +0000

I’m…..sailing awaaaaaaaay, set an open course for the virgin sea
I’ve…..got to be free……..free to face the life that’s ahead of me
On board, I’m the captain, so climb aboard
Well search for tomorrow on every shore
And I’ll try, oh lord, I’ll try to carry ooooooooon.
*waits for Cartman to sing the rest*

By: Steve

Steve — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 01:56:43 +0000

This is a Perry class frigate. I would guess that it is heeling into a turn. The Perrys also twisted under a flank bell, but I can’t for the life of me remember which way.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 01:36:27 +0000

Yay!

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 00:46:07 +0000

That would rock! But why on earth would you want to break up my marriage?

By: Deep Thought

Deep Thought — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 00:42:22 +0000

*skullfu(k*

By: Deep Thought

Deep Thought — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 00:41:48 +0000

Wait… I was furst

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 00:39:18 +0000

It’s too damn hot for a penguin to be walking around here. I’ve gotta get you back to the zoo!

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 21:49:08 +0000

“I gots a purple lightsaber b*tch! Imma fvck you sithies up with my muthatfcking lighsaber so you’ll get off my mothafvckin planet!”

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 21:47:35 +0000

Yeah, that was kinda hard to sit through. He leaned forward at one point and I thought, “Oh, HERE we go!” but he just delivered some half-assed line in a very sincere manner.

Disappointed.

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 21:44:44 +0000

Dear Eric-
You have the most epic ideas ever.
Please adopt me?

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 21:44:23 +0000

Captain, #1- I’m not allowed to break up marriages, damnit!
and #2- Can I be the flowerboy? I’m SO just going to THROW flowers at people, do a backflip onto the stage, and pronounce you husband and wife.

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 21:42:53 +0000

I’m the BOSS.
Watch- “Just two guys”

By: froofrou

froofrou — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 21:41:38 +0000

I got this tee shirt from Frank…

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 21:39:19 +0000

Loved it.
Win.

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 21:38:22 +0000

Our love is like a ship on the ocean
It’s been sailing with a cargo full of –
love and devotion!!!!!

By: Anniee451

Anniee451 — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 21:33:17 +0000

Another funny one. That’s two funny ones today. Ok so it’s not a knee-slapper, but it’s good.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 20:44:35 +0000

…and you could’ve used it for your first dance!

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 20:33:04 +0000

First weekend of August 2010! I’ve been distracted by the shiny thing all weekend!

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 20:32:14 +0000

No, though that would have been funny!

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 20:31:17 +0000

Lunchbox. Greatest Nickname Ever.

By: brak

brak — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 20:29:28 +0000

FLY FATASS FLY!!!

By: brak

brak — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 20:28:34 +0000

Yippie!! My first internets! Thanks Yikes. Today I am a man.

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 20:24:15 +0000

These guys.

Oh, and short, you know why Columbus doesn’t have a professional football team? Because then Cincinnati and Cleveland would want one, too.

Bah, dum – CHING!

By: Chris

Chris — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 20:20:28 +0000

I never thought I’d see the day with a big boat coming my way.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 20:20:07 +0000

Ewww, you’re right. Gross.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 20:19:31 +0000

Congrats!

By: Deep Thought

Deep Thought — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 20:12:43 +0000

Village people? Like, people who come from a village?

By: the_original_shortright

the_original_shortright — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 20:11:48 +0000

oh dayton… *shakes head as a cleveland east-sider*

sometimes it feels like the only cities that matter in this state are toledo, cincinnati, columbus and cleveland.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 20:01:28 +0000

I knew someone would get it.. I was going to take out the one ‘give away line’ but thought what the heck.. good on ya, 1 internet is on it’s way.

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 19:55:23 +0000

I’m Your Captain by Grand Funk Railroad.

Only some old farts would know that one!

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 19:52:49 +0000

congratulations!!! date set, yet?

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 19:30:16 +0000

Ok, if you’re in the mood for name that tune, here’s one for ya. 1 internet if you can name the band and the song..
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Everybody, listen to me,
And return me, my ship.
Im your captain, Im your captain,
Although Im feeling mighty sick.
Ive been lost now, days uncounted,
And its months since Ive seen home.
Can you hear me, can you hear me,
Or am I all alone.

By: yikes

yikes — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 19:15:32 +0000

I’m gettin’ sea sick, can someone straighten out that picture?

By: yikes

yikes — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 19:12:58 +0000

Winner! Internets being packed for shipment.

By: the_original_shortright

the_original_shortright — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 19:07:20 +0000

how exciting! you weren’t playing “i’m on a boat” while he did it, right?

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 18:50:03 +0000

I see what’s going on here. So sorry to interrupt!

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 18:49:28 +0000

I was very disappointed by the lack of SLJ swearing in Star Wars.
“I’m a jedi, mother fvcker!! I’m gonna fvck you up with this mother fvcking light saber!! Someone get these mother fvcking sith off my mother fvcking planet!!”

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 18:47:04 +0000

Damn, uh, I mean congratulations!!

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 18:33:41 +0000

Yay!

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 18:32:59 +0000

It was a hell yes!

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 18:32:39 +0000

Aw, congrats Cap’n!