Comments on: What a relief you’re here.

By: WinstonSmith2600

WinstonSmith2600 — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 14:43:38 +0000

Yet another caption from a commie… To bad McCarthy lost the war against people like that.

By: FluffyLady

FluffyLady — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 06:02:43 +0000

Bash Sesame Street all you want, but Veggie Tales rocks! lol -sings- Veggie tales~

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 06:50:59 +0000

Die.
I will f*cking stick my giant, dragon-y tail into your torso and rend you limb from limb with my one giant arm sticking out from the back of my neck.
By the way, I’m composed of an S for snake or dragon and then a more differenter S.
Troll.

By: Parker

Parker — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 01:04:19 +0000

Oh god…this is ridiculous…
it should actually have the thought bubble on Obama saying…

I cant wait to replace this with my portrait…

By: I Like Peanut Butter

I Like Peanut Butter — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 12:53:33 +0000

I think you mean FDR not Teddy. Teddy was a BAD A$$ Republican!!!! I say we clone him and birng him back. Teddy R and Chuck Norris 2012!!! Who’s with me?!!?

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 21:24:13 +0000

Well, to be fair, there have been mass quantities of hot dogs and marshmallows consumed here.

By: smartz

smartz — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 21:21:50 +0000

*Monkeys, pardon me.

By: smartz

smartz — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 21:20:25 +0000

More like monkies flinging poo at each other. At least the imagery is more fitting. Besides, it’s a bit late to announce a flame war; at this point, we are knee deep in simian crap.

By: smartz

smartz — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 21:17:12 +0000

He wasn’t born in Kenya, and even if he was, his mother was an American citizen so he automatically is a U.S. natural-born citizen.

Learn your citizenship laws, asshole. And your zealous Obama-hating is getting really old.

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 20:52:47 +0000

MORE HOOKERS, I SAY.
More prostitutes needed, my dear man!

By: Veritas

Veritas — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 18:52:37 +0000

If I yell, “FLAME WAR” like people did “FOOD FIGHT” in high school, will people start slinging insults like mashed potatoes at my bidding?

By: froofrou

froofrou — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 17:55:31 +0000

Great. Thanks, DT. Now i have to go gargle to get the taste of throw up out of the back of my mouth.

By: Deep Thought

Deep Thought — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 17:53:59 +0000

If I’m going to eat something green, mushy and slimy with a big hard center I’ll produce it using my very own body, than kew.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 17:53:51 +0000

My daughter loves avacados. She gnaws them out of the skin. I think she’s insane, or possibly brain damaged.

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 17:51:17 +0000

I don’t like white bread particularly, although on grilled cheese it’s okay…but a nice sourdough or rye would be better! I am a big fan of butter and cheese though, no grilled cheese would be complete without those key ingredients!

DT, avocado is loaded with fat, but it’s good, healthy fat. Eat one today!

By: Deep Thought

Deep Thought — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 17:47:42 +0000

Makes me think of this video:
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By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 17:44:51 +0000

White bread, definitely, but they are best on something like a firmer buttermilk white (although rye can be an interesting change of pace). Good cheese or a combination of good cheeses (cheddar is good, so’s pepper jack, or a nice combination of jack or provolone and smoked gouda…). Bacon is always a plus, and sometimes a little honey mustard. Now that’s a sammich!

By: Deep Thought

Deep Thought — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 17:43:07 +0000

Uhhmmm…. are we talking about the same…

Avacado?

By: froofrou

froofrou — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 17:40:19 +0000

You’re ruining all that is grilled cheese, Blonde How dare you try to make it healthy! Bring on the cheese and butter, I say! And make sure you use white bread! None of that whole grain crap! The worse for you the better! I want to HEAR my arteries harden while I eat!

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 17:36:05 +0000

Then throw on some avocado and tomato and you’re in for a taste sensation my friend!

By: Ignatz

Ignatz — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 17:06:19 +0000

*bang! bang!*

Venison anybody?

(some things you just have to do yourself)

By: Ignatz

Ignatz — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 16:46:00 +0000

Whoops! I got more! You want dark or light?

By: Ignatz

Ignatz — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 16:44:33 +0000

Then of course it’s absolutely hilarious.

Say, rake some of the coals from that fire off to the side. I got my Dutch oven here; if somebody can go snag us a deer or some rabbits then we can have smoething a bit more substantial than just hotdogs. After all the activities being described here, I’m betting everybody’s hungry.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 16:16:23 +0000

Mine’s fairly feminine, too, I thought!

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 16:09:32 +0000

That’s why I put a chick on my avatar. Everyone thought I was a dude.

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 16:07:39 +0000

We have a saying where I come from. No bikini, no tan lines

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 16:03:26 +0000

Barbara Manateeeee! You are the one for meeeeee!

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 16:03:09 +0000

Wow, nesting fail.

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 16:02:10 +0000

It’s fun to rocket launch them off when they’re flaming like that… until someone loses an eye.

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 15:56:37 +0000

I always said that if I woke up a man one day I’d drink all kinds of liquids and pee standing up outside in the breeze…
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downwind of course.

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 15:55:14 +0000

I cracked up at Bill Engvall’s ( I think it was him) rendition of Dora the Explorer. “Basically you pick a random object like, say ‘Backpack’ and you sing ‘I’ve got my backpack’ over and over until the nearest parent’s head explodes.”

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 15:51:08 +0000

*pops up camping chairs and props up feet by the flames*
*burns marshmallow until black*
mmmmm…… melted goodness!

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 14:42:24 +0000

Oooh, sorry Eric. Laura INGALLS. I know, I know, it was a joke; but I have all the books since I was 8 and DON’T MESS WITH LAURA!!

btw, I’ve noticed for the past several weeks that the lols that have the most comments have the best comments. Who knew there’d be a camping/cookout on this one? I really like this place.

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 14:33:38 +0000

That’s gotta be the best!
I also like the cheeseburger song.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 13:55:25 +0000

If trolls are like cattle, I’d advise going for the sirloin or the rump.

By: I Like Peanut Butter

I Like Peanut Butter — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 13:52:36 +0000

No Tyler… it’s those damn Pirates. Those damn Priates of the Caribean!!!! (Movie plug, I’d like my money now Disney).

By: the_original_shortright

the_original_shortright — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 13:48:38 +0000

*slurring*

be(hic)cause i stole(hic)ded it.

*giggle*

By: the_original_shortright

the_original_shortright — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 13:44:14 +0000

ivan – black with a tan leather interior. stick shift too please.

eric – weren’t you the one that pointed out several days ago that he had “luscious lips” to froo???

By: IvanTheMildlyAnnoying

IvanTheMildlyAnnoying — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 13:43:19 +0000

Grab a beer. Don’t cost nuthin’.

By: IvanTheMildlyAnnoying

IvanTheMildlyAnnoying — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 13:40:09 +0000

Well, on a female troll, I would guess it was obvious what parts I prefer. On a male troll, I tend to do like Eric and grind it all up for sausage. Mmm. Jimmy Dean ain’t got shit on troll sausage!

By: IvanTheMildlyAnnoying

IvanTheMildlyAnnoying — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 13:37:18 +0000

Tooooooooo soooooooooooon!!!!!!11!!1!elebenty!!111!!!

By: I Like Peanut Butter

I Like Peanut Butter — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 12:58:30 +0000

Li-mi: You know who else is allergic to silver, Lycans… you a werewolf?!?!?! HMMM?!?!?

By: jordin

jordin — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 12:07:41 +0000

Even if I hadn’t gotten sick of “der bush is dum” jokes five years ago, that damn comma would make me give this a 1 anyway.

By: Kurt

Kurt — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 10:28:31 +0000

Just remember if your tent is pitched for more than 4 hours, call more ladies…I mean a physician.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 07:57:08 +0000

Diss. that really does work on people other than Ivan you know!

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 06:55:36 +0000

Because half the British navy is on the way here RIGHT NOW, Jack!

By: Squiggly

Squiggly — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 06:49:20 +0000

Why is the rum always gone?

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 06:48:29 +0000

No, that should be a photo of the president who looked like Bill Nye the science guy. That way the joke works.
Oh, and even though Lincoln was a noted racist, doesn’t mean Obama shouldn’t appreciate what he did for the country..

By: JWarren

JWarren — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 06:43:58 +0000

shouldn’t that be a photo of W. Wilson, T. Roosevelt or some other Progressive slimbag smiling about “him” being in office.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 06:24:25 +0000

*sigh*
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Ok, the whine fest is over..