What a relief you’re here.
What a relief you’re here. That last president thought I was Bill Nye, the Science Guy
(Barack Obama)
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“Abe Lincoln the Politics Guy” doesn’t have any ring to it.
Does too. It has a very, very special kind of ring…
The cock ring!
By the way, I like the LOL because it’s funny and I read it in a proper old historical-guy accent, so please, let’s not get into the flame wars. It’s not that I like a BUSH IS DUMB DERP DERP theme, it’s that I would find that statement funny captioned from ANY painting regardless of the previous owner. Because paintings are subjected to all the owner’s idiotic habits/actions and forced to watch and listen to it all. Even if they’re not alive, if walls could talk… They’d tell you I bate too much.
But that’s not the point.
Tyler, I can’t help but think your plea for the flame wars not to start is going to be ignored
Not merely ignored, but will add gasoline to the flames. His intentions were good, though.
Well, I think it didn’t get quite as bad on this LOL as it could have. Would you like a s’more?
Absolutely! We’re planning a weenie roast too. Want a weenie?
Yes please. ^_^
Woohoo! Weenies for everyone!
Oh, and it’s still early. There are a few people who will remain nameless who haven’t weighed in yet. We’ve got plenty of time for this one to get ugly.
I think people just get so calloused from seeing BUSH IS DUMB DERP DERP that they forget to stop and actually stop and laugh at the captions.
Cause as sick as I am of Bush jokes, this did make me chuckle.
Oh, and it’s also funny because you never realize that Abe looks a bit like Bill Nye until the caption makes you look at him and think about it.
Bill Nye is Lincoln reincarnated. That’s why.
“Oh, and it’s also funny because you never realize that Abe looks a bit like Bill Nye until the caption makes you look at him and think about it.
”
Haha, that was exactly what occured to me
And it’s true!
Bush is smarter than Obama. They both went to harvard but MBAs make more than lawyers and money is the only objective measure of intelligence.
Hah. Thanks for making me chuckle. I needed that.
So I guess Berney Madoff is/was a genious? Just how wealthy was Einstein? Does Bill Gates actually have a remarkable intellect? I am guessing, based on your comment, that you have very little money to match your very little brain.
I think that was sarcasm.
But by all accounts Gates is indeed very clever. He didn’t just luck out, he was a genuine whiz-kid back in the day. The evil bastard.
Evil *capitalist* bastard. Don’t forget the important part!
Yes, comrade, when the revolution comes, he will be first to DIE!! Capitalist pigs!!!
No inner monologue, eh?
Austin, we won.
Oh groovy, yay capitalism!
It’s spelt genius, dumbass.
Also, sarcasm recognition FAIL.
“spelt” genius, dumbass?
-Giggles and bangs head on desk, hoping for retardation and eventual release from the spelling atrocity that is internet trolls-
If only we’d be saved from the spelling atrocity that is American English…
I’ll wave my hand and say something about colonial stuff (and also exclaim that I miss UF), and say “spelt” is how it should be spelt.
Dumbass. ;p
Maybe Abraham Lincoln, the Political Beacon?
oh god that made me spew my milk, lol
Well, as long as you’re not crying over it….
no, just perplexed how soy milk has leaves a strange after taste after spewing…
*blech*
-Winks at Froo-
You know why there’s strangely-flavored white stuff coming out of Alicia’s mouth, don’t you?
Because she doesn’t appreciate the finer things in life?
Abraham Lincoln’s political beacon be a-blinkin?
Does it signal he’s a-thinkin’?
It has to have Lincoln in it, so it rhymes- like this
“What does it signal?
Maybe that old Abe Lincoln
Be doin his thinkin?”
ABE! ABE! ABE!… yep, you’re right.
Actually, I bet the Shrub doesn’t know who Bill Nye is, either. He clearly had NO appreciation for, or understanding of, basic science!
Ah good! Another LOL that actually gave me a chuckle.
Agreed. Bush is dumb jokes still work when they’re actually funny.
Haha…he does look a bit like Bill Nye. I really hadn’t noticed that until now.
Bill Nye science guy, Bill, Bill, Bill!!
*headswivel*
Obama is a JOKE!
And so it begins…
*prepares marshmallows to roast on the inevitable flames*
*brings graham crackers and Hershey bars so we can make s’mores*
Yay s’mores!
*brings hot dogs and buns for a proper camping experience*
Ketchup an’ mustard, anybody?
Can I borrow some ketchup, or even trade a ‘dog for a burger?
Oooh burger! *trades*
who on earth would want to trade a dog for a burger? O.o
Not a dog. A ‘dog. Pay attention!
*pops up camping chairs and props up feet by the flames*
*burns marshmallow until black*
mmmmm…… melted goodness!
if we’re having hot dogs i’m bringing sauerkraut and chopped onions.
No, if you have an open flame you make a “Hobbo Dinner” Hamburger meat, potatoes, onions, salt, pepper, green peppers: wrap it in tin foil and put it on the fire… hmmm soooo good….
BTW it wasn’t the last President, Bush wouldn’t know who Bill Nye is (Bush only watched Sesame Street and Veggie Tales)
i’ve never put peppers in my hobo dinner. i always did ground beef, potato, onion, garlic cloves and then sometimes carrots.
then again, i was also partial to pie iron grilled cheese. nom nom.
I just recently learned how to make those (I know, I know, I’m slow). But I use season-all, Tony Cacheries, and like a stick of butter in them before I grill them. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm………
Old Bay (I snuck that into my camp).
you had to sneak in spices? i swear i nearly brought a whole spice rack with me every time! camp food is generally quite bland.
Texas Pete’s Hot Sauce…. never leave home without it.
we used to bring the cheap shite camping… franks red hot. leave the good stuff at home. when you’ve gotta put hot sauce in everything from coffee to chicken to hobo dinners you don’t bring the good stuff.
although, i recall a few REALLY good camp meals. all of ‘em were from dutch ovens though. like dump cake. or this stew we used to make. or apple crumb pie. we made a huge dutch oven chicago style pizza once. that was awesome.
Shortright, you just made me really hungry! I’ve never had a hobo meal before. Sounds good though.
I LOVE Veggie Tales! Hate Sesame Street though.
I have a secret love for “Larry’s Silly Songs” on Veggie Tales.
oh wheeeeere is my hairbrush?
oh wheeeeeeeeeeeeeere is my hairbrush?
oh where – oh where – oh wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere -
is my hairbrush?
That’s gotta be the best!
I also like the cheeseburger song.
Barbara Manateeeee! You are the one for meeeeee!
I cracked up at Bill Engvall’s ( I think it was him) rendition of Dora the Explorer. “Basically you pick a random object like, say ‘Backpack’ and you sing ‘I’ve got my backpack’ over and over until the nearest parent’s head explodes.”
Bash Sesame Street all you want, but Veggie Tales rocks! lol -sings- Veggie tales~
(singing) I’ve got the chili!
you better bring the extra TP then!
Will we be in the woods? We’ll have nature’s TP!
make sure to *not* use the poison ivy. that would end badly.
…for your end.
or for his front…
Uh yeah, we don’t have to wipe our fronts. I certainly don’t see any reason to rub poison ivy there.
What if you have a particularly squirty morning after pee. Do you still shake it dry after that?
Eric: Good way to cover up your herpes?
Uh, yeah. The pee doesn’t really get on US. More likely we’d have to wipe the toilet seat. LOL
*pouts* Guys have it so easy….
I always said that if I woke up a man one day I’d drink all kinds of liquids and pee standing up outside in the breeze…
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downwind of course.
[looks out fry pan and burgers]
Nah, I think Josh was a bit too brief and pointless for there to be any really good flame war from that. It needs a leeeetle bit more. Something about being a coward for not bombing things more, or something about being a dirty communist, or something about being born in random places in Africa.
I hate to say it but, look further down… it’s beginning.
Yeah, I found that. Heh.
Oh well… when there are flames, let there be more s’mores!
*offers Danbala a s’more*
it begins with the non-lol-lolz where obama jokes actually poke fun at bush.
old is old. and still not funny.
Oh, c’mon, this one is funny. Even if you don’t like the Bush is Dumb part, at least the Bill Nye part is funny!
A knock-knock joke?
Who’s there?
Candygram!
Candygram who?
Candygram, I promise I’m not a Land Shark, Candygram.
You guys do know about the urban legend that if you say “Candygram” 3 times in a row, one appears bearing “Band Candy” (yes as in the Buffy episode)?
*snort* – SNL used to be so funny!
…And the joke’s on you!
Cry, cry little elephant.
You’re such a martyr, and make sure to never let us forget that.
Aliens speak to him, too.
That is so freakin’ funny!
*almost* made me laugh. Would have been better if it was a younger Lincoln, sans beard.
Obama is a failure. No offense, but have you seen what he spends tax money on? OUT OF OUR POCKETS!!!
*makes a s’more*
These are delicious! Would anyone else like one?
He makes s’mores with out tax dollars!! OUTRAGEOUS!!!
Outrageous, perhaps.
Melty, chocolaty, and delicious, definitely!
I can’t imagine tax dollars better spent than s’mores.
Can’t have s’mores down here.. no such thing as graham crackers and Hershey’s chocolate. Although, I could go to a store that specializes in food from the States, but I’m not going to pay their exorbitant prices.
I still can’t believe there’s somewhere in the world where you can’t get Hershey’s chocolate. That’s just SAD.
Agreed.
Eddie:
PAY THEM THE DAMNED RANSOM. WORTH IT.
I say it amounts to nothing more than protectionism and Cadbury is to blame! How can you deny an entire country the joy of Hershey’s?!?!
Ahem. Hershey’s owns Cadbury I believe.
Ok, but I don’t think Hershey’s owns the Aussie version of cadbury.. Either way, it sucks that we can’t get Hershey’s.
Cadbury is delicious too.
I’d split it 50/50 for my chocolate bars, other than that, head down there RIGHT now and buy Reese’s miniatures.
Not so much anymore here.. they changed the recipe and now the chocolate tastes like rubbish. We’ve switched over to Lindt’s.
…
Eddie, walk down to the states store, and buy some Reese’s, for humanity’s sake.
*sigh*
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Ok, the whine fest is over..
So what does he spend our tax money on them, after all, I’m sure you did reasearch before you made that comment. And Squiggly, I brought some hotdogs, can you get to work on them?
Sure thing! One hotdog, campfire-style, coming right up!
*holds marshmallow too close to flames*
My marshmallow’s on fire!!!
*runs around with flaming marshmallow on stick*
*throws water on dissimilitude, melting his marshmallow*
Want a hot dog to make up for that?
Hmmm. Diss in a wet tee-shirt. [settles down and watches]
*noms hot dog*
Thanks!
no problem, man. And uh… nice abs.
pssssssst. diss would have nice /tits/.
We girls got abs too. It’s just that the tits are a distraction.
Well I suppose she could possibly have both… although usually a woman’s abs are less defined than a man’s.
And less defined than her tits.
true… and depending on the type of bra/shirt she’s wearing, you may not be able to see the abs as well as you’d see the tits anyway.
Talk of tits makes it difficult for Ivan to sit still in his chair. *scowl*
Is it making your table uneven?
*intends on making ivan VERY uncomfortable*
i almost didn’t wear a bra to work today. i can’t wear anything with straps b/c of my new tattoo and i thought my strapless bra was in the wash.
*falls out of chair*
I just recently had to throw out my favorite bra because an over-eager someone ripped it. -_-;
I will miss it dearly. The lovely little pink bow, the black lace, it looked great on me :’(
Yeah, that works on more than Ivan.
*faints*
If we’re going to have people fainting we’ll need a nurse. Does anyone here have a nurse’s outfit they could wear while they tend to the impaired?
i got a french maid outfit and a 2 year expired ARC CPR certification… close enough?
uhhh… I can do CPR… The cowgirl position does count as CPR, right?
Li – it’s similar. but a bit different.
*wakes up…sees french maid outfit…passes out again*
Uhoh he’s out again! Which will wake him up faster, the CPR or the Cowgirl?
neither of those would wake him up as fast as mouth-to-not mouth.
if ya know what i mean…
Best. Camp out. Ever.
Pitches a tent to join the best camp out ever!
(pun intended)
I brought trail mix!
Squiggly – If over-eager someone is any sort of man he will be happy to buy you several new pieces of lingerie to replace your loss with the understanding that they might also meet the same fate.
-Pants unevenly and crosses legs-
DEAR GOD WHY?!
Ivan is still speechless. Damned near catatonic.
I don’t wear panties.
-Winces and drools silently-
Yeah, well, Eric’s in a coma. Oddly enough with a smile on his face, and well, other interesting reactions.
Diss. that really does work on people other than Ivan you know!
We have a saying where I come from. No bikini, no tan lines
Those are Christiantits to you Mr. Shortcut!!!!!
Man, no wimmen go safe from being pronounced male today, do they?
danbala… you’re next!
although, if we’ve all miraculously grown penises lets at least do something fun with them. like write our names in the snow…
Sure thing. My name is shorter. ;p
Funnily enough, Danbala usually passes as a female name (despite being the name of a male religious entity). You and diss have more gender neutral sounding names, I thinks.
Shortright: Sorry, you were wearing sweat pants, had your hair up in a hat, it was dark….
danbala – i’ll use my real name. it’s pretty short.
ILPB – it’s ok. i’ve been called MUCH worse around these parts. and i wish i was wearing sweats… cuz i’d not be at work.
If you’ve grown penises, make sure to pee standing up. It really is worth it!
eric, really, was i going to sit while writing my name in the snow?
That’s a good point. I was mainly referring to doing it in general.
Only time I get serious penis envy–hiking in cold weather!
Yeah….what’s up with all of us suddenly getting gender-switched today?
Diss, I think it can best be described as sexual dyslexia..
That’s why I put a chick on my avatar. Everyone thought I was a dude.
Mine’s fairly feminine, too, I thought!
the flaming marshmellows are the best! the crunch carbon-y exterior and the insanely gooey inside. yum.
however, if you’re going to insist on running around with a flaming marshmellow, make sure you swing the stick around so that it flies off and lands on a troll – while still burning of course.
Is that like mallow-flavored-napalm then?
Sounds painful…as long as it only hits trolls I have no objection.
yes, very much so as it keeps burning as long as there is any marshmallow left.
and it hurts like a b!tch. one my my fellow campers did that… it’s super sticky, super hot and super STILL ON FIRE.
Hrmmm…is it wrong that my next thought was of girls covered only with flaming marshmallow goo, and ignoring the reality of 3rd degree burns, etc….that it turned me on just a bit?
I mean, I know Tyler would approve, but I’m not a teenager any more.
you don’t use flaming marshmallows for that. you use the marshmallow goo in a jar although be sure to keep it away from the sheets, it takes 2 washes to get it out… shit’s sticky.
not that i’ve *ever* played with marshmallow goo.
But it does needs to be heated up a bit so it’s melty and gooey and doesn’t just sit in the jar.
*Eric is helpful*
if you heat it up it drizzles easier but that also means it drips onto the sheets easier. PLUS, you’re more likely to burn your playmate than if it were straight from the jar.
Mmmmm marshmallow flavored nipples.
Good advice…no flaming marshmallows in the sleeping bag. Noted.
It’s fun to rocket launch them off when they’re flaming like that… until someone loses an eye.
Wow, nesting fail.
Then of course it’s absolutely hilarious.
Say, rake some of the coals from that fire off to the side. I got my Dutch oven here; if somebody can go snag us a deer or some rabbits then we can have smoething a bit more substantial than just hotdogs. After all the activities being described here, I’m betting everybody’s hungry.
*bang! bang!*
Venison anybody?
(some things you just have to do yourself)
Subtle, non-cutting, clean, and very funny. Well done!
Aww crap now I’m adapting the Bill Nye theme song to this…
“Abe Lincoln the Politics Guy (Abe! Abe! Abe! Abe!)
Abolition ruuuules…”
ROFL!
Win.
*snerk* Total WIN, but now I’ll have that song stuck in my head all day!
People here are wondering why I keep chanting, “Abe! Abe! Abe! Abe!”
I’m doing it too, but no one is around to here me. lol
Abe! Abe! Abe! Abe!
HAHAHAHAHAHA BUSH IS DUMB HAHAHAHA FUNNY JOKE HAHAHAHAHA
Honestly?
Would you like a s’more? Or perhaps a hotdog?
i can has bratwurst?
Yes you certainly can!
*hands the_original_shortright a bratwurst*
you’re my new best friend, k?
k.
This site certainly is nice once you get past the trolls. I may hang around here more often.
you should. we’re all friends around here… lemme rephrase, those of us that are not trolls are all friends around here. we disagree politically but generally like each other.
I was going to say… THE TROLLS ARE NOT MY FRIENDS.
Well, occasionally a troll converts…hmm…let me rephrase that. Occasionally, a troll becomes a campfire friend.
I’ve met a few of those and I do love having them around but most of the time…. I wish they’d stick their heads in a toilet and pull the silver lever, seeing how I lack the ability to do so.
Uh oh. Li-mi can’t touch silver? This is scary!!
Shhh, VG.
It’s going to be hot, like in that new Megan Fox movie.
I’m pretty sure I saw some girl-on-girl out-with-the-making in that preview!
Yeah, the sad part is I prefer silver jewelry to gold… but I’d gladly hold their heads in the toilet for them though!
You’re allergic to silver, Li-Mi?
I had a friend who was allergic to most base metals once. Sucked, cause I felt bad when the staple in the little wrist-flower thingy gave her a rash all over her hand.
Wow, that last sentence left the door WIDE open for Eric…
lol Eric, don’t overstrain yourself, we don’t want you passing out again. (or do we?)
I think it’s because its not *pure* silver that I’m allergic to it. I guess if I give enough of a damn, I’d find good silver, but… meh, I don’t wear that much jewelry anyway.
Yeah, I just realized that contrary to popular belief, I’ve disclosed to the PK world that I do (rarely) go on dates. With girls. Despite my horrid personality.
Damnit, I’m sorry for any strokes/brain overloads/coronaries that will cause! What’s the death toll at, guys?
What? Why is a rash on her hand funny? This one has gone over my head. My head is still woozy from passing out so much
I dunno, Eric, what would a woman rub with her hand that would cause her skin to get irritated and red? I mean, what would she need to move her hand on that fast? It must be a mystery.
If you’ve got an irritated hand from doing that, you’re doing it wrong.
Froo, you’re killing the joke.
Sorry, Tyler, not your best work. Better luck next time. LOL
Agreed, looking back that was kind of a stretch/bad joke.
Li-mi: You know who else is allergic to silver, Lycans… you a werewolf?!?!?! HMMM?!?!?
Aw, it seems so nice. I may actually consider making an account since every time I dump my cookies, my little avie changes. :\
gravatar.com it links it to your email address so anytime you log in w that email addy you get the same pic.
Awesomeness
Testing it…
Awesomeness engaged. lol
you got an avie… decided to stick around for a bit?
Yes. I like this site. Or rather, the people on it.
I think I need an appropriate avatar, my dearest short. What would you suggest?
i googled “annoying” and found this gem. {http://yepyep.gibbs12.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/annoying.jpg}
i think it would go hilariously well with your name.
I love it! Erm…now how do I set it as my avatar?
first you gots to download it to your computer. then you go to gravatar.com and stick in your email address and choose this little picture as your avatar. it’ll have you click a few things and then it’ll say you’re all set to go.
come back here. post something with the email address you used at gravatar.com and you’ll see it.
(i may have missed a few steps in there because i did mine back xmas time (hence my dog in antlers) and don’t remember everything right now)
I hope this works….
Well crap
I even cleared my cache. And it took away my capital letters.
THERE it is! I knew you were the love o’ me life.
I see it. I dont’ know what it is, but I see it.
ivan – i love it. it’s hard to read but i’m giggling about it anyway.
froo – {http://yepyep.gibbs12.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/annoying.jpg} it’s funny.
They have those at WWE events, usually the bigger ones. I swear, if I were behind that kid, I’d pop him with a box of popcorn!
I prefer my Trolls rotisserie style…… let them bast is their own anger juices…. hmmm anger juices!!!
Maybe it says more about me then about Bush, but I’m not even close to being tired of jokes about how dumb he is.
Because seriously, he’s stupider then the one rock the other rocks make fun of in a bag full of rocks. And he got re-elected, which, y’know… Gravy.
I guess “Bush R Dum, hurhurhur” jokes for Dems are kind of like “Clinton the Pot-Smoked Horndog” jokes are for Repubs
I’m still not tired of those.
Clinton wasted his money on pot, b/c he didn’t inhale……. But I really don’t think he was a horn-dog… more like a dirty old man!!!
Actually, I’m not tired of Clinton is a Horndog jokes either!
Yeah, those are usually pretty good for a laugh too.
I tire of the Bush jokes as well.. but this one did make me laugh.
“Hmph, I’m still waiting for my mule and my 40 acres.”
Or alternately “40 acres and a mule out of the taxpayers’ pockets?’ Dirty communist.
“
Old Honest Abe should be encouraging Adolf Obama to go to the Theater.
Godwin’s Law strikes quickly this morning.
Assassination jokes do your party few favors.
What an excellent patriot you are, wanting the democractically elected leader of America assasinated. Maybe you could team up with Ahmedinijad, Bin Laden and Kim Jong Il and work together to overthrow the US?
Well, he does call himself an Exile. *holds a hot dog over the flames*
The name you’re looking for is Arthur Neville. But I imagine that went so far over your head it was practically waist-high for the rest of us.
the youngest Neville Brother?
Well, it couldn’t be Charles, right? He’d be associated with Bill Clinton.
Aren’t there four Neville Brothers? Alec, Daniel, William, and Stephen? But everyone knows that Stephen is the irritating goofy one….
Now THAT was FUNNY.
Where’s my s’more?
Here’s one.
*hands Ivan a s’more*
Stephen is the one who still has to eat at the kids table when the whole family has Thanksgiving.
[applause]
I always enjoy it when one of my few remaining Republican acquaintances remind me that Lincoln was a Republican. It allows me to point out that he won the Presidency twice but only once as a Republican, for his second election he did not head the Republican ticket. He only made that mistake once, proving that he really was one of the smartest men ever to occupy the oval office.
Don’t worry, Obama will replace the painting with his favorites…Marx, Engels, and Lenin.
If only…
Oh look! The s’mores are ready!
are the potatoes in the hobo dinner soft yet?
God all this food talk is making starving hungry! Somebody make me a hobo dinneh! Or a sammich.
Mmmm…just enjoyed a ham on bagel sammich. I can’t eat a sammich anymore without it being on a bagel!
Sounds yummy. I usually go for a whole-grain situation. Mmmm…a turkey and avocado sammich with muenster and sprouts and tomato on squaw, with mustard. Hello, delicious!
That’s not a sammich. A sammich has meat, meat, and more meat. Maybe some cheese. Perhaps has mayo or mustard. That’s a sammich.
What you had was a sandwich.
By your standards, Eric, I like just about every sammich ever.
Minus the condiments.
Sammiches are the foods of the gods.
Sandwiches are the foods of healthy people.
Does grilled cheese count as a sammich if you know someone who makes them UNHOLY good?
Sure. It’s cheese, and it’s grilled in butter in a frying pan. That’s a sammich to me.
Then throw on some avocado and tomato and you’re in for a taste sensation my friend!
You’re ruining all that is grilled cheese, Blonde
How dare you try to make it healthy! Bring on the cheese and butter, I say! And make sure you use white bread! None of that whole grain crap! The worse for you the better! I want to HEAR my arteries harden while I eat!
Uhhmmm…. are we talking about the same…
Avacado?
White bread, definitely, but they are best on something like a firmer buttermilk white (although rye can be an interesting change of pace). Good cheese or a combination of good cheeses (cheddar is good, so’s pepper jack, or a nice combination of jack or provolone and smoked gouda…). Bacon is always a plus, and sometimes a little honey mustard. Now that’s a sammich!
Makes me think of this video:
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I don’t like white bread particularly, although on grilled cheese it’s okay…but a nice sourdough or rye would be better! I am a big fan of butter and cheese though, no grilled cheese would be complete without those key ingredients!
DT, avocado is loaded with fat, but it’s good, healthy fat. Eat one today!
My daughter loves avacados. She gnaws them out of the skin. I think she’s insane, or possibly brain damaged.
If I’m going to eat something green, mushy and slimy with a big hard center I’ll produce it using my very own body, than kew.
Great. Thanks, DT. Now i have to go gargle to get the taste of throw up out of the back of my mouth.
siiiiigh you moron just siiiigh
Groucho Marx, Laura Engels, and you misspelled Lennon. John Lennon.
Oooh, sorry Eric. Laura INGALLS. I know, I know, it was a joke; but I have all the books since I was 8 and DON’T MESS WITH LAURA!!
btw, I’ve noticed for the past several weeks that the lols that have the most comments have the best comments. Who knew there’d be a camping/cookout on this one? I really like this place.
LOL! At least most comments have a good sense of humor about flame wars.
I note that while Lincoln was a Rebublican, he was first a member (and leader) of the Whig Party, which was formed from the National Republican Party, and then later fell apart to be reformed as the Republican Party again.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whig_Party_(United_States)
I see a pattern…
yet another “obama joke” that kisses his ass and makes fun of the last guy.
someone hasn’t been paying attention to the news…
Did anyone bring any chips? And somebody chuck me a cold one from the cooler. If I get up, these vultures will grab my lawn chair.
We’ve got Blue Moon, Bud Light, Schlafly’s, and PBR. Someone brought High Life, but I dumped that shit out.
do you have blue moon’s seasonal? full moon? it’s goooooood. but i prefer the autumn one… harvest moon. it’s a pumpkin ale. yummy.
This isn’t an open bar. I got a six-pack of Blue Moon, and I’ve already had 3. Better hurry up!
Ever get into some of that seasonal Sam Adams stuff? But I’ll settle for one of them Bud Lights.
Drops a slab of Victoria Bitter in the cooler.. try that on..
Pass me a Blue Moon Eric my dear.
Only two Blue Moons left. Who wants ‘em?
I have never seen such a *well-done* flame war defusing as I did today.
care for a s’more?
We’re a well oiled machine. *taking the s’more and running*
how’re you running when you’re having difficulty sitting in a chair?
*is confused*
He fell out of it up there while we were talking about bras, remember?
So I guess he’s no longer in the chair…
yeah but if he can’t even SIT in the chair, i don’t think he’s up for much running.
Meh. Let him run. I he needs to be stopped, all someone has to do is say “I’m not wearing a bra” and he’ll collapse, so.
i wonder what’d happen if we said we weren’t wearing underwear………
let’s try it… I’m not wearing underwear *nose grows Pinocchio style*
I’m gonna get a concussion if I keep passing out and hitting my head on the ground. *faints*
*has an evil stroke of genius*
i’m not wearing ANYTHING!
(now lets see what happens.
)
You’re going to give him a heart attack.
He just might die…. we need Ivan and Eric alive.
Oh great, now my heart stopped. I’m going to need lots and lots of mouth to mouth to revive me. And another s’more.
I’ll get the s’more!
*skitters off to make Eric a s’more*
Hhhmm though earlier I could have sworn shortright said “mouth to not mouth”…
you’re right… that was mean. as we all know, eric is old. so his heart is weak already.
And married. My wife would rather let me die on the table than get mouth to not-mouth resuscitation.
Even from me, Eric? I mean, I’m certified for CPR and like de wimmenz, so would she have a problem with me reviving you?
You’re willing to put your mouth on Eric’s not-mouth parts? Brave lad.
-Shivers and makes a face-
Well, if it’ll save a life…
And Froo, his *mouth* parts.
Igor, reread what Eric actually said: “My wife would rather let me die on the table than get mouth to not-mouth resuscitation.” You just offered to help a brother out.
-Crawls towards campfire and prepares to engulf his own head in flames-
It’s more merciful this way than actually being held to that agreement.
Oh wow… Eric, looks like you’re out of luck in terms of mouth-to-not-mouth resuscitation. Hopefully the CPR will be enough.
What color would you like your Porsche?
This has suddenly taken a horrible turn for the worse. I’d rather be left for dead than have Tyler give me mouth to not-mouth resuscitation.
-Whispers-
Thank you…
-Stops melting his own face in order to keep Eric from holding him to agreement-
ivan – black with a tan leather interior. stick shift too please.
eric – weren’t you the one that pointed out several days ago that he had “luscious lips” to froo???
Can I try?
I’M NOT WEARING ANYTHING!
Don’t you feel like a pedophile, now?
Are we SUPPOSED to feel like a pedophile?
i think you need to be inducted into the “i have never and will never have sex with tyler/igor” club. it’ll save you from his trying to force thoughts of pedophilia on you.
thanks for the tip… but is Tyler/Igor really that bad with the thoughts of pedophilia?
Oh you will be…. you will be…
You know it, baby.
Well, he is 16. But he should grow out of that eventually!
That’s a horrible nesting error there… bah.
I think I’ll join the club… Forcing thoughts of pedophilia is almost like mind control that works despite the aluminum beanie.
aluminum FOIL beanie… although full-on aluminum may work better
Keyword? Eventually.
No, because I just threw up. Thanks much, pal.
-Giggles and dances fully clothed- See? Tricks!
I’ve got dibs on Ivan’s chair!!
But Eric, if you take the only chair where will us ladies sit?
It’s not the only chair. There are plenty of chairs. Ivan’s is the one with the drink holder in the arm rest. And I need a place for my brewski.
Aren’t you supposed to be passed out on the ground?
*steals chair*
Mwahahahaha!
DUDE! While I’m passed out, make sure my beer doesn’t spill!
Oh thanks Eric -_- Not a dude, dude.
*pretends to be offended*
Squiggly totally thought you were a dude, you have balls as big as Diss, Jane, Froo, Original!!!!
welcome to the gender re-assignment party.
we’ve grown exponentially today… i joined, diss joined, you joined… i wonder if we’ll get froo and danbala tomorrow.
*checks for balls*
*is confused*
Maybe we should learn to juggle? Not sure what else to do with extra balls. (“extra” = “not attached to hot guy”)
Just b/c yawl have bigger balls than most guys on here doesn’t mean you totally men. And Froo with the pregnant belly you can’t see your balls!
@froo. Your balls are internal–much safer location, really! I do NOT envy the external vulnerability of guy-parts!
Or the shrinkage? SO NOT FAIR!!!
And ladies I do not think of you as guys, just powerful women.
Mmmm. Power. Now where did I put my warhammer?
-Giggles and uses Mjolnir for his own ebil amusement-
I know you’re not a dude. It’s an expression. In this case, DUDE=OMG!!!
Dammit, ILPB, stop talking about the girls having balls. You’re ruining the fantasy for me!!
Agreed. That’s not what I want to think about there, man.
It’s ok we still either “Hate Obama” or “Hate Bush” it’s just that PK has way too many threads like that lately. Let’s get back the stupid religious radicals EVERYONE was making fun ok.
Or better yet, let’s all have s’mores!
Yay for s’mores!
off topic: but your avie looks like voldemort. intentional?
false. the last guy had no idea what public tv, or science, were.
And if you look closely at the right side of the pic, you can see the silhouette of Abe Lincoln’s ghost
Ohhhhh, that’s trippy.
Isn’t that Michael Jackson’s ghost?
Tooooooooo soooooooooooon!!!!!!11!!1!elebenty!!111!!!
So… Obama takes LSD?
No, you’re the one taking LSD. There’s not actually even a caption on this picture. What exactly are you seeing?
Abe should actually say “hey, aren’t you that so called “African American” descended from slave traders in Africa? you were born in Kenya and you’re a disgrace to this country and all that died to free the people your great great grandfather sold into slavery” Now stop looking at my picture you piece of shit.
PS: If i had known what your kind would end up doing to this once great country, I’d have sent you all back to Africa like so many wanted me to do.
Hoof arted?
SSSHHHHH I think I hear stupid talking!!!
Toss me one of those beers? This campfire’s getting pretty hot.
pssst: ILPB, not just stupid, racist is talking too.
Racism stems from ignorance, so therefore it is a form of stupidity. Wicked form but one none the less. Besides No_Mo is a standard Troll. He’ll ask for Birth Certificate in 3… 2.. 1.
*nod nod* Good thing that MOST OF US got past this way of thinking.
And while there are even some Republicans who have gotten past it, as long as this type of mentality exists, we’ll always have this type of thinking. You don’t have to like the man, but b*tching about won’t change anything either. If people don’t like him that much, then it’s up to them to see to it that he doesn’t get re-elected. Otherwise, get the hell over it!
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Seeg hail!!!
The racist fvcktard assh0le store called…they’re running out of you.
Oh look, a troll! Even better! A RACIST troll!
-Skullf*cks-
-Drags to dungeon and dismembers, then roasts and eats-
Did you even SAVE me some? You KNOW I love roasted troll. Goes great with Sam Adams summer ale…
Well, I’m willing to share. So far I’ve only eaten half a quadricep, and the brain stem. Usually there’s more to the brains, even in trolls, but this one didn’t have it.
Guess it’s from being an 11 year old racist, which, in my experience is pretty rare.
What are your favorite parts, Ivan?
Stick the rest inside a sausage casing and roast it over the fire. We’re out of bratwursts.
Well, on a female troll, I would guess it was obvious what parts I prefer. On a male troll, I tend to do like Eric and grind it all up for sausage. Mmm. Jimmy Dean ain’t got shit on troll sausage!
If trolls are like cattle, I’d advise going for the sirloin or the rump.
AMEN Obama is a piece of SHIT
Any human being that can honestly call another person a piece of shit is most likely worse than the person they are describing.
It’s not that I like Obama, but frothing at the mouth most likely means that it isn’t frost, it’s just hannityjuice. Now, please go bang your head against a wall until you can’t think anymore. I mean, it’s not like you haven’t already done it mentally.
Froth* not frost.
If Obama is a piece of shit, then you’re a pool of festering diarrhea left by a dog with worms two days ago. I’m not a fan of saying one person is actually better than another, but yeah, Obama is better than you. Period.
…
KER-POW!
-Imagines Eric punching NO_MO_BAMA and nomo landing in a nearby dumpster, after rebounding off wall-
This guy is back? What is this, Groundhog’s Day?
Meh, gives me chance to work on my bashing. I know he’ll never come back, so it’s like aiming at a moving target.
He’s like Exile. He’s a hit-and-run repeat offender. He’ll drop one or two posts of hateful unamerican bullshit, then disappear until another opportunity to say something nasty that makes him feel like a “patriot.”
He wasn’t born in Kenya, and even if he was, his mother was an American citizen so he automatically is a U.S. natural-born citizen.
Learn your citizenship laws, asshole. And your zealous Obama-hating is getting really old.
If Bush watched Bill Nye the Science Guy, I would think he would be a lot more intelligent than what he projects…
Bush is stupid… Obama is smart/cool/charismatic/whatever…
hardy har har…
NEXT!!!! (cmon people, i want something funny to read when I come here)
The main funny is that you realize Abe Lincoln looks a bit like Bill Nye.
Evidently you missed the joke, being so wrapped up in being offended…
-Sighs and shoves more smores in mouth-
Have some more – there’s plenty, you know.
No, no, my mouth is pretty much burning with all these hot smores.
I think I should nickname myself the TROGGGDOOOORRRR of PK, no?
Burninating your trolls, burninating your extremists…
*Holds stick with still smoking hot dog over Igor’s shoulders* I, Li-mi, now christen thee TROGGGDOOOORRRR of PK, Burninator of Trolls and Extremists. Rise and pitch your tent in the best camp-out ever.
-Waddles over to the Tent of Doom and sets up video camera, then makes a bed of branches and makes a nest-
What, you didn’t think dragon (or DAGRON) men were like birds at ALL?
Just hope I don’t burn the tiny tiny troggies by accident.
Hmmm, I may be visiting that Tent of Doom. Just to… you know… see how you made that nest.
No no, Li-Mi, the Tent of Doom is Janie and Maxwell’s boudoir.
And of course. Just take a little bit of troll skin, melted of course, weave it in with some countryside, burninate it in a nest shape- voila! Come by sometime and it’s an easy lesson ;P
sounds like it’d last a lifetime with the burninated troll flesh and countryside… although not being a dragon would probably make the burninating hard.
Knowing Tyler, his tent is likely permanently pitched.
-Winks at Eric-
You know it.
Just remember if your tent is pitched for more than 4 hours, call more ladies…I mean a physician.
MORE HOOKERS, I SAY.
More prostitutes needed, my dear man!
We’ve now consumed approximately 4900 s’mores during this camp out. Just so you guys know. And the rum is gone. AGAIN.
Why is the rum always gone?
Because half the British navy is on the way here RIGHT NOW, Jack!
No Tyler… it’s those damn Pirates. Those damn Priates of the Caribean!!!! (Movie plug, I’d like my money now Disney).
*slurring*
be(hic)cause i stole(hic)ded it.
*giggle*
Whoops! I got more! You want dark or light?
Aw, heck, we all know Abe’s saying “The last president thought I was C. Everett Koop!”
…
“The last president thought I was C. Everett Koop!”
You know, the beard thing? With no moustache? Huh?
…
Better play me out, Johnny!
shouldn’t that be a photo of W. Wilson, T. Roosevelt or some other Progressive slimbag smiling about “him” being in office.
No, that should be a photo of the president who looked like Bill Nye the science guy. That way the joke works.
Oh, and even though Lincoln was a noted racist, doesn’t mean Obama shouldn’t appreciate what he did for the country..
I think you mean FDR not Teddy. Teddy was a BAD A$$ Republican!!!! I say we clone him and birng him back. Teddy R and Chuck Norris 2012!!! Who’s with me?!!?
Even if I hadn’t gotten sick of “der bush is dum” jokes five years ago, that damn comma would make me give this a 1 anyway.
Grab a beer. Don’t cost nuthin’.
If I yell, “FLAME WAR” like people did “FOOD FIGHT” in high school, will people start slinging insults like mashed potatoes at my bidding?
More like monkies flinging poo at each other. At least the imagery is more fitting. Besides, it’s a bit late to announce a flame war; at this point, we are knee deep in simian crap.
*Monkeys, pardon me.
Well, to be fair, there have been mass quantities of hot dogs and marshmallows consumed here.
Oh god…this is ridiculous…
it should actually have the thought bubble on Obama saying…
I cant wait to replace this with my portrait…
Die.
I will f*cking stick my giant, dragon-y tail into your torso and rend you limb from limb with my one giant arm sticking out from the back of my neck.
By the way, I’m composed of an S for snake or dragon and then a more differenter S.
Troll.
Yet another caption from a commie… To bad McCarthy lost the war against people like that.