AT&T – More bars in more places
AT&T – More bars in more places except in Argentina
(Mark and Jenny Sandford)
Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: Go Rays! via Our LOL Builder
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I think we should make up a new meaning for Sanford like was done for Rick San-torum…. any ideas?
this would have been a better LOL without the 2nd line.
I agree.
hmm. So another nickname that highlights gay sex as being very, very disgusting?
Great idea, there, sparky
What the hell does that have to do with anything???
in soviet Russia …..everything !
Obscure Lunatic wins Obscure Lunacy-prize!
*dies laughing*
I finally realized that this post refers to “Santorum,” and not to “Deep Thought,” the nickname of the user.
I think “slang term” would have been a better choice of words than “nickname,” although FTR it doesn’t refer to *gay sex* as being disgusting – it refers to the occasional byproducts of *anal* sex, which can be enjoyed (or reviled) by any and all genders.
Another phone LOL. It is kinda funny, but COULD we please go a whole page without some sort of repeat. Military, Putin, Palin, Phone, etc etc…..
The repeats wouldn’t be so bad if they were all funny and/or didn’t use the same jokes over and over.
This one would be better if they’d flipped the picture first, so the “bars” were going the right way.
I think leaving off the “except Argentina” part and just putting “More bars in more places” would have made it better. Less is more with humor sometimes.
Agreed.
But then you don’t get the full ZINGER on the hypocritical dumbass. This guy pretty much deserves the zinging, and we all know I’m pretty conservative.
I would agree if this was our first Sanford lol. By now, though, we all know who he is and what he did. Let our imaginations fill in the rest.
I guess. But I didn’t get to jump in on the other ones.. the guy is a tool.
Sure, he slept with someone besides his wife…does that mean he’s bad at his job?
Why is everyone so mad? He’s not a priest…he’s just a man.
We have a police chief in Milwaukee who’s been caught in an affair and all of a sudden everyone wants him to be fired. Before the scandal he was being commended for doing such a great job, decreasing gang violence and reducing crime in the city by the largest margin in recent history. So he slept with someone besides his wife… I personally don’t care as long as he keeps cleaning up the streets so I can go downtown without getting car-jacked.
He’s not MY governor so it’s a moot point, but I think the bigger issue is not that he cheated on his wife (as far as I’m concerned, that’s between the Sanfords) but that as the leader of the executive branch of his state’s government he disappeared for several days without even telling anyone where he was. That’s not acceptable. It wouldn’t be acceptable for MOST jobs (usually no-call, no-show means when you get back….no-job) but for one with so much responsibility, it’s pathetic.
Good point. If I disappeared for several days without calling in I would be $hit-canned.
As would most of us! At least at my office I know they’d make an effort to get me on the phone and see if I was ok…once I had come in the back way, early, and for some reason they didn’t realize I was in my office, and they called me on my cell phone about 11 am to see if I was ok. It was pretty funny, actually.
That is something that my department would do for me, because they know I live by myself. But if I had gone MIA for a week, without calling in AND having a good reason? Tenure would NOT protect my job!
And while normally an affair is between two (or however many) people, Sanford campaigned on family values, which an affair is exactly not. He also conducted the affair on taxpayer’s time, with taxpayer’s money. For a politician, it IS an issue.
I dunno. The faces are far enough off that, without the Argentina reference, I wouldn’t have gotten it at all. And it wasn’t until one of you mentioned the part about him being incommunicado that I got ALL of it.
…Unless there’s more that you’re keeping secret from me? *suspicious* (c:
I was too busy noticing how the boys seem to resemble each other in pairs – 1&3, 2&4. 3&4 resemble each other fairly closely, but the even/odd thing is more noticeable to me.
Curse you Argentina!
Curse YOU and your CHEATER GOVERNOR
Oh, Sanford’s apparently put “bars” in Argentina, on several occasions.
Well, in an Argentinian, anyway.
I thought it was an American living in Argentina?
This site is just Republican bashing labeled as funny captions. And not even funny.
Suzie: This was actually somewhat creative, as opposed to the other ones. Yes this site has gone lefty, but maybe if more Righties submit pictures for viewing then we’d get it.
Leftie? You don’t know what a real LEFTIE is, your political axis is SO misplaced to the right that you think Democrats are lefties!
And so you’re here because…?
Oh, quit your bitching.
Oh please….like we didn’t bash Blago?
Ah, Blago-bashing….Good times, my friend….good times.
It’s fun when they make it easy. He’s like a good comic book super villain, they’re so evil you actually enjoy hating them!
The fact that he looks like a Lego man makes it easy, too!
Thanks Diss! I couldn’t figure out why he looked so familiar…
His name reminds me of yellow vomit, too.
Plus his skin is so yellow he could easily be made of plastic.
Well, when it’s as easy as shooting fish in a barrel…
There’s a saying on Wikipedia: “So fix it!”
If you don’t like the content here, which is USER SUBMITTED, why don’t you post macros fit your librul-bashing ideology?
I don’t get it..
Google is your friend. Know it. Use it. Love it.
Next you’ll call out Wikkipedia… :-p
Don’t cry for me…. T-MOBILE!!!
The truth is, I never left you! (so don’t sock me with leaving my contract early, bastards)
Hey if T-Mobile sent CZJ to my house to get me to sign up, I’d sign up in a heart beat. HOT A$$ chica!! Men are stupid and do stupid stuff for pretty women. **Hands Jane Grande Soy Mocha Foam Latte**
Mmmmmm, Mocha…
I bought a magazine subscription because the girl (20ish) who came to the door was SMOKIN hot. She flattered the hell out of me by asking where my wife was, telling me how nice and neat my place was for being a single guy, offering that she was single, etc. Did I ask for her number? of course not…I’m a dumbass like that.
So now I have a subscription to Maxim. Great. If I have time to read, magazines aren’t my first choice. At least I picked one that should have decent pictures.
Men do stupid things for beautiful women, even when we know we don’t have a chance in hell. WHY?!?
They’re called tits Steve.
T-Mobile sucks.
Yes. Yes it does.
I still think she ought to put his nuts in a vise the cheating a-hole.
Yeah, his wife has every right to be mad at him. He’s lucky his wife isn’t the OJ Simpson type. I’m a pretty laid back peace loving guy, but if I found my wife with another man…they might have to die!
But there is no reason that the public should be angry…he didn’t cheat on his voters.
No but he left the friggin’ country for 8 days without bothering to tell the Lt. Gov he was in charge or his staff how to get in touch with him. That is not acceptable in a Governor no matter what. Couldn’t care less about the affair – that’s between him and his wife – although the hypocrisy of the guy calling for Clinton to resign over an affair and now claiming that resigning is not the right thing to do for him does burn quite badly. I personally don’t think he should resign over the affair but I think the SC legislature ought to impeach his ass or whatever their process is for removing him for being AWOL.
I cba looking up exactly what this Argentina thing is (and AT&T). Does anyone feel like doing a LAZY foreigner a service and briefly explain what it’s about?
(And yes, I know what Argentina is and what AT&T is. I’m not that forn. )
Sanford (the guy in the picture) ran off to Argentina with his mistress. AT&T’s commercials feature the “more bars in more places” slogan with different objects (like the kids in the picture) representing the “bars” on your cell phone that tells you how much reception you have. I’m going to try and link a commercial.
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Ah, ballz. One more time and then I’m giving up.
Huzzah for success!
Oh, and who is Sanford? (Yes, I know, just-feckin-google-it. I feel like I get more concise answers by asking here though.
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A republican that is either a senator or congressman, I’m not sure which.
Governor of South Carolina, but he was a senator during the Clinton administration.
Thanks, again.
Governor of a State here.
Oops, never mind! Hey, he’s not from my state!
Not mine either…
Anyone else who doesn’t have him as a governor? Maybe we can get it through process of elimination!
AT&T has an ad campaign “more bars in more places” basically saying that around the world they’re the only ones who will give you full service. since sanford was incommunicado for however many days while in argentina with his mistress the “joke” is that there isn’t service in argentina. it’s not that great of a joke.
it’s also a play on the fact that the kids are stair stepped. that’s one of AT&Ts things in their ads as well. they make trees, people, boats, buildings, etc all line up in the stair-step that looks like the bars on your phone telling you if you’ve got good service.
Aaah. Thanks for explaining. Without knowing that, the caption might as well have read something nonsensical like “Much gherkin in the soup. Sing about tits.” or so. Cheers.
And yet, that is also a funny caption!
Made me LOL three different times so far.
That was actually pretty funny. Throw that on a random LOL and it will probably make it to the front page. I know I’d vote for it much faster than I would another “Sanford affair”/”Palin resignation”/”I don’t like Bush” LOLs that are becoming the cancer that is slowly killing all the funny here at PK.
At the very least, print it on a T-shirt and then try to put it on Engrish Funny even though it was deliberate?
“Much gherkin in the soup. Sing about tits.”
Oh, I saw that one in voting. I didn’t get it…
I’m still giggling about that line. That’s awesome!
Danbala, will you make a lol with that caption? I would love to see that.
Hmm. That got a more positive response than I’d imagined (what is WRONG with people!?!?!). I don’t think I’ll ever hunt down the right pic. So, I’ll happily leave it to someone else to actually combine that caption with a photo. ;p
Danbala, that’s the point of that caption- there doesn’t NEED to be a right pic. I’d vote for that caption alone any day.
Argh! I was too slow, went looking for a commercial.
*sticks fingers in ears and blows raspberry*
too slow too slow! neener neener neeeeeeeeener
Anyway, guys, going out to see Bruno with friends now- See you when I get back at 10 and I’ll tell y’all how it was!
I was going to go see that tonight with friends but my date was unexpectedly good so I didn’t ditch him early. I’m going tomorrow after work though, let me know if it was funny.
Jane, this is the only day I’ve ever felt like I could be “turned” gay in my entire life. Sheesh. He made being gay look like a whole lot of fun.
Yeah, how the hell did you even get into that movie? It’s rated R and it was pretty dirty.
I look 18, when I stand up straight. And I went with friends who just graduated high school, on opening night. Pretty basic stuff, Janie.
You punk kids and your rule breaking! Get off my lawn!
Well it’s not my fault the rules are old and outdated! -Dodges vase and power hose and puts on an angel face- May I help you weed your garden, Ma’am?