As a matter of fact
As a matter of fact I am unsatisfied with my long distance carrier…
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“Do you fear me now?”
“Good!”
Lol
Poor little guy. He looks depressed. Trudging along, with his sad little gun.
Well it’s not always little.
I’m not crying… there’s just a bit of dust in my eye that’s from the path that you made when you said your goodbye….
I’m not cryin’, it’s just been rainin,’ on my face.
The fact you think this is a “sad little gun” makes me long for mandatory conscription, if nothing else so you’ll realize just how oxymoronish those three words happen to be when said implement is shoved in one’s face.
Deep, I don’t mean it as in little, I meant that it reminded me of a sad kid, because of the way it’s facing the ground. I dunno why.
Aw, cheer up, emo rifle!
Do emo rifles shoot themselves?
No, they misfire the bullet a tinnnny bit so it hits the barrel. It’s just so they know they can still feel, of course.
/roll eyes.
i think that was the funniest thing i’ve read all morning hahaha!!!
it made my lol so hard little tears came to my eyes.
Oh, Tyler/Igor (Name publicly changed on this thread, not a sock)
ALWAYS brings the funny, baby.
Not always successful when I’m bashing the trolls, though.
Tyler, one correction, it’s a rifle. “This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for fighting, and one is for fun!!!”
I don’t know but I’ve been told,
Eskimo p*ssy is mighty cold…..
I don’t know but it’s been said
Froofrou gives the greatest head.
… Bad deep.
Even I’M not suicidal enough to try that with a pregnant lady.
But it’s true….
Even if it is, Froo, I’d be hesitant to mention that around a pregnant woman. She might skin me and put me in a boiling pot. O.O
Once you knock a chick up, you’ll learn.
Second trimester hormones FTW!!!
Hopefully I won’t for a good 15 years, though..
Hormones are betraying me this time around, but head’s a hell of a lot easier and more fun to give if you’re too tired out for other stuff.
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And FTR, Hubby says I’m a very pleasant pregnant lady
However, Froo, you might want to take into account that while you’re pregnant he can’t say anything else
-Blows raspberry and ducks-
I’ll forgive you on account that you don’t know my hubby and the things he’s capable of saying whilst not thinking
-Listens to Froo’s baby-
It sounds cute. Do you know the gender yet, Froo?
Boy.
Well, I’m sure he’s going to be ADORABLE. And I hope he’ll be the kind of baby I was. (Slept literally 11 hours a day.)
Seriously, how awesome would it be to have that baby? Almost 50% of the time he’s just a little dead weight to carry. My parents had it easy with me, eh?
i.e. Gee, froofrau, standing next to the Astrodome while you pregnant makes you look awful skinny from the back…. maybe you should pitch a tent there?
froo: As a man with a 6 month old. While the woman is pregnant men are always thinking, and putting sharp objects away.
(Slept literally 11 hours a day.)
WTF’s changed?
Deep, you’re REALLY trying to kill yourself today arentcha? O.O
Not much, except that from early childhood up till 13 I only slept like 6.
I’m pretty sure I’m like the Earth with it’s goddamn Ice Ages.
Pleasant pregnant lady ≈ one public maiming per day.
LOL.
…but only if the victim is nekkid first. And spray painted purple.
And feeding you pickles.
Prenatal preemptive strike against that goddamn dinosaur.
You guys are too funny.
Second pregnancies are both better and suck worse than the first, because you know what to expect.
Well lets hope the little darling switches it up on you, perhaps for a little fun?
Married pregnant lady from Texas, at that! Pretty brave, Deep!
She said eskimo pussy. What did I have to lose??
Good point.
Does that mena Palin’s is pretty cold? She is from Alaska and all. **CRAP bringing up Plain** strike from the record please.
FAIL! She’s not an eskimo… thanks for nothin.
But her husband is an Alaskan Native American, so maybe it’s an”eskimo’s pussy”…?
I made PM contemplate the palin pussy.
My life’s work is complete.
You should be proud of your alliteration as well. Although it could be improved slightly if you changed to to, “I made PM ponder the Palin Pussy.”
Deep: I’m sorry but I think that honor goes to me for bringing up Palin’s pondered pulsating pussy. But you helped it along!!!
PM pondering plundered pulsating pussy positively pleases.
*pukes*
*partakes*
HMM SB pukes per Palins pondered plundered pulsating primitivly polar pussy
Ho Chi Minh is a son of a b%tch. Gave me VD and the seven year itch!!!!
And it’s one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don’t ask me, I don’t give a damn,
Next stop is Vietnam (or replace with Afghanistan);
And it’s five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain’t no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we’re all gonna die.
Cheery!
It was a big antiwar song by Country Joe McDonald.. watch the Woodstock video, you’ll hear it.
Hey, hey, LBJ! How many boys did you kill today?
I’d guess a good stock of 8th graders were used for the man cannon, the punks who say f**k everyother word suppress teh NME with all dat ANGST.
Yeah, very Droopy.
LOL
Ah, finally, a LOL on LOL News!
Amen!
This one is actually funny, but what’s with the military theme lately?
Where’s the Michael Jackson LOL’s?
Wrong section.. Go to LOL Celebs
Isn’t that where Sarah Palin looks out over Russia from?
Actually, I thought it was FailBlog, but you could be right!
I looked- nothing there except his dad.
Try this one {http://roflrazzi.com/2009/06/25/celebrity-pictures-jackson-fawcett-mcmahon-goodbye/#comments} You will need to do a copy/paste.
Awwww, I loves this one!
Yay! I needed a good lol
Those dudes look epic in their camo.
*drools over men in uniform*
Good LOL too!
the guy on the left sure looks like a marine with his nvg helmet mount, g-money grip, acog, m4, and his desert digital bdus… but does anyone recognize the uniform on the right? i want to say south korea, but i’m really not sure… anyone know?
I believe it’s called “Mopey.”
Hello, Jimmy Johns?
Do you deliver to longitude and latitude coordinates?… So fast I’ll freak? Really?….I gotta see this.
Annoying callers FTW
Do you just love how the Marines go on Training Operations with no magazines in their weapons?
Realistic Training Fail!
All three servicemembers are in fact, Marines. The guy in the left foreground is a more senior Marine, note the faded cammies and the old style Interceptor vest noting that he came in to the Marines before 2007 when they made the new MTVs standard issue. The guy on the right is a more junior Marine, commonly known to us “salt dogs” as a “boot”. Note the non faded cammies and the brand new flak which is a Spartan II. Also the amount of gear on one’s flak is generally pretty indicative of how long you’ve been in, the longer you’ve been in, the more you tend to simplify what you’re carrying on your body.
As far as no mags in the rifles, why put mags in there when you don’t have rounds, it’s not like we have a whole bunch of money like the Army does to just toss around and give out blanks like they do.
All regular posters in favor of me changing my name to Igor the Vigorous?
There’s just too damn many Tylers nowadays. :/
As long as its pronounced “eye-gore”.
Done. Feel free to still call me Tyler, though.
Can I call you Ty-gore?
Most definitely.
does he have a hump on his back?
Yeth mathter.
Hump? What hump?
For humping, of course.
I know my command throws around blanks like they are freaking candy. The Stumps must be the final resting place for at least a billion live blanks….
What exactly, besides sound effects for movies and/or getting used to the sound of a gun and aiming it without having to be wary of the actual bullets, is the purpose of a blank bullet?
Really that is the purpose of the blank, to get used to the sound. Other than that it serves no real purpose.
In my experience we never got that many blanks and when we did get them, we never really used them because it puts a lot more carbon buildup in the weapon’s mechanisms.
Yeah… Don’t think I would use those, if I had them. #1- I can just buy a cap gun. And #2- If a soldier’s going to war, they really shouldn’t put him around guns that don’t fire. Even getting the faintest bit of relaxation around weapons because they’re not going to fire a real bullet could get you killed in the field, if you’re fresh out of training.
*Is what I would imagine. As anyone on here can tell you, I’m a 16 year old boy, not a soldier by any means.*
It’s the damn contract that I can’t get out of — who’da thought that they’d really stick to 8 years?
No free nights and weekends either… sheesh.
Yeah, and the over the minutes charges are explosive!
*snickers*
**pops head above Cubicle** snickers, where’s a snickers… I love me some snickers!!!
Ok, I just have to say it, cell phone service in the States sucks!!! It’s far and away better down here and the best part is, I can go all over the country and not have to pay roaming charges… PFFFFFT!
I don’t pay roaming charges either, but AT&T does blow, hard.
Oh yeah, and one other thing, you know for sure you’re calling a mobile because the numbers are not by area code..
Why should mobile numbers have area codes (whatever you call them in your country if you call them something else)? The whole point of a mobile is that you can go to the far end of the country (or even another country entirely) and still make and receive calls using the same number and accounts.
I don’t know.. that’s how they do it in the States. We don’t have area codes for mobiles in Australia.
if you think about it that’s actually very brilliant
That the dude didn’t think it would be like that? What a boob.
Not to be overly picky or anything, but shouldn’t it have read, “As a matter of fact, I am dissatisfied with my long distance carrier…”?
Semantics. Bottom line is the guy is not happy with T-Mobile. They sent the dumb ass accountant and not Catherine Zita Jones (YUMMY!!!!)
“Me, fail English? That’s unpossible!”
Ick… digital camies are not teh hottness. /pout
C’mon, You know you love the Spartan II.
At least, don’t be mean to a guy because of his standard issue Camo :/.