Rule 34
Rule 34
If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.
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So True!
Couldn’t Agree More!
ROFL!
. . .Great. . .
Now we have to invoke the ordinal rule. . .
*braces self*
Seriously… this fails because it is a violation of Rule 1.
Nobody is breaking Rule 1 here.
a reference to the cesspool site 4-chan, which should be shut down for creating some really sick stuff.
Yeah, however, it’s more /b/ that’s the cesspool. And by the way, it’s not working on my internet right now. I’m not a user or regular visitor by any means, but this is a victory for all mankind.
Igor….
an hero!
I don’t see why /b/ should be shut down or disappeared. Lolcats CAME out of there, as well as rickrolls and tons of other cool shit.
I agree. Just because a particular site has really gross stuff doesn’t mean it should disappear. It has plenty to offer.
That’s like saying all treacher collins babies should be terminated. XD
True.. But if Meowcat wants the disgusting part of 4chan shut down, it’s /b/ that he should be worried about. Just sayin’, no need to kill the whole site.
BTW, I believe 4chan was down for one or two days this week. A few friends of mine noticed.
The Discobolus of Myron (“discus thrower” Greek Δισκοβόλος, “Diskobolos”) is a famous Roman marble copy of a lost Greek bronze original, the latter of which was completed towards the end of the Severe period, circa 460-450 BC. A discus thrower is depicted about to release his throw. The moment captured in the statue is an example of rhythmos, harmony and balance. Myron is often credited as being the first sculptor to master this style. Naturally, as always in Greek athletics, the Discobolus is completely nude. His pose is said to be unnatural to a human, and today considered a rather inefficient way to throw the discus. Also there is very little emotion shown in the discus thrower’s face. The other trademark of Myron depicted in this sculpture is how well the body is proportioned, the symmetria. The Diskobolus Palombara stands at 1.55 meters tall (5 feet, 1 inch).
An explanation for his inefficient discus throwing could be that the ancient Olympic sportsmen had a set rotation of three quarters before the discus was thrown. This rotation could well have been a deliberate handicap to make the sport more difficult.
The lack of symmetry in this sculpture is an example of the advancement of Classical sculpture from Archaic. The torso shows no muscular strain, however, even though the limbs are outflung.
Following its discovery in 1781, at a Roman property of the Massimo family, the Villa Palombara on the Esquiline Hill, it was initially restored by Giuseppe Angelini, and the Massimi installed it initially in their Palazzo Massimo alle Colonne then at Palazzo Lancelotti. The Italian archeologist Carlo Fea identified the sculpture as a copy from the original of Myron. It was instantly famous, though the Massimo jealously guarded access to it (Haskell and Penny 1981:200).
Prior to this statue’s discovery the term Discobolus had been applied in the seventeenth and eighteenth centuries to a standing figure holding a discus, a Discophoros, which Ennio Quirino Visconti identified as the Discobolus of Naukydes of Argos, mentioned by Pliny (Haskell and Penny 1981:200).
In 1937 Adolf Hitler negotiated to buy it, and eventually succeeded in 1938, when Galeazzo Ciano, Minister of Foreign Affairs, sold it to him for five million lire, over the protests of Giuseppe Bottai, Minister of Education, and the scholarly community. It was shipped by rail to Munich and displayed in the Glyptothek; it was returned in 1948. It is now in the National Museum of Rome.
{http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discobolus}
But where’s the porn? Did this statue start in a Porn video?
No, it’s an ordinal post rule response.
Ordinal post rule + rule 34=?!?!?!
Ordinal 34tieth rule?
So that’s the type of magazines stuck under your bed….
No wonder he wants sex all the time.
He’s 16. And male. No more explanation necessary.
For what it is worth, I thought the discobolus was hot as a teen. But not as hot as the dying Gaul! (link)
Oh, I didn’t link it cause I think he’s hot. I copied it from wiki because I looked up “Greek Art info” on wiki, first thing I thought of.
The statue. if an accurate representation of an ancient Greek Olympian, will be naked.
I’ve heard of watching each other’s back…but isn’t that a little excessive?
Closer…closer…TOO CLOSE!
Boy, please readjust your sword. It’s sticking into my back!
But sir… My sword is drawn!
Oh… Carry on then!
Epic Win!
Now I’m trying to come up with an exception.
Glass doors!!
Mmmm… Glass dooooorsss… -dribbles and searches internet for new videos-
Hmm. I just tried an image search, which quickly confirmed that Rule 34 does apply to glass doors.
O.o
Don’t look, AC!
Well done diss.
Although if you think about it, there’s hardly a more effective way to moon someone than by pressing your bare cheeks against a pane of glass.
If you count shower doors then most of the posters here are probably guilty….boobs and asses pressed on the glass is always good for a chuckle.
Unless the person forgot to wipe.
Thank you, my day is never complete until Ive had a tiny bit of vomit come up.
They forgot to wipe their boobs? Do they really need wiping?
Only if my hands turn into linen.
Whipped cream?
and shaveing cream
You shave your boobs? I guess whatever works for you, honey.
I probably should…. My dad looks like a freaking bear, and I noticed my stomach hair had passed peach fuzz into black hair point today..
Dammit.
you mean im the only one who does this?-fearful look-…I AM NORMAL
I got chest hair when I was 12.
Read the rules. The next rule is, if there is not porn of it, there soon will be.
NOOO. The rule states the /b/ will make it if doesn’t exist at the moment.
Dude, you just broke rules #1 AND #2.
Nope.
How about integral calculus porn? I bet nobody’s tried that.
Uhm… Hello? That’s student-teacher porn, Diss. We’ve got alllll the topics covered.
“That’s right, trig me baby!”
Is that your slide rule or are you just happy to see me?
You better do me right or abacus-sin’ you….
I’ve always liked girls with acute butt.
Hey baby, what’s your sine?
+
I just wanted to see who wants to measure my tangent!
Want to measure the area under MY curve?
Hey Baby, nice circumference!
Oh great. ANOTHER Sarah Palin joke.
No, its a math joke. Use context clues.
Just take a look at a double integral sign.
Or, a TRIPLE! :gasp:
Baby, I want to be the area under *your* curves.
We don’t want too much of this, though, or it would start getting derivative.
Here’s autoeroticasphyxia calculus porn….
ROFLMAO!!!
Oh, wow!
That’s my all-time fave fail! BTDTBTTS!!
Glass doors is easy. I came up with a couple ideas immediately.
What? What are you people looking at?
Same. Just remove the handle and…
I was thinking more along the lines of the effects glass doors have on boobies. But I should likely stop trying to corrupt the minor here.
I thought of that too! It was just my third thought.
At first I thought of porn *using* glass doors as the sexual partner. That’s where I came up with the first one.
That sounds dangerous.
Yeah my first thought was some hot chick washing the glass door in a white tee….. or something. Would that ‘peak’ the interest of a dude?
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Cuz I got nothing from it, which means I’m not gay.
Maybe.
The white tee’s wet, right?
I invoke rule 34C. Stat!!
Let me know when we get to rule 34F or 34G.
Ever seen good idea / bad idea?
That falls in the “bad idea” category.
tanks
We couldn’t tell.
You’re welcome.
no tanks.
…for all the fish.
So long..
XD Never have I gotten such a laugh out of the comments than here.
wait wait wait, gay old men exist. where’s the gay old man porn?
It exists. But I’m not going to do a google to find out.
What, you’ve not seen that? Well, I’m not linking to it for you.
Take a right at Midget porn and keeping going. You’re going to pass Golden Showers on your left, but don’t stop (unless you’re into that). Once you’re in the geriatric section the gay old man stuff should be straight (no pun intended) ahead. Enjoy!
Just remember to keep your eyes averted from the Clown Porn to avoid traumatizing yourself too badly.
*pops his eyeballs out*
I CAN STILL SEE IT OH GOD!!!!
Would Transexual Midget Porn fall under Midget Pron or Transexual Porn. I’m looking at it for reasearch, yeah research!!!!
Should be cross-referenced, I think. MTF or FTM Transexual Midgets?
MTF, got to keep up the illusion!!!
You’re late to the lemon party.
His scooter got ROFLjacked!
I hate war..because war make a disaster, like in Palestine..:(
This where the hippies will regret their silly slogan “Make love, not war.”
NOW LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE!
(although they get props for the beatles.. that was pretty good.)
DUDE!! You brainwashed the AI in the tanks. Man…. they got oil and grease everywhere!! GROSS!
I don’t think this is what the Beatles had in mind. Well, John maybe, but that’s it.
Yeah, but it doesn’t appear as if Yoko is driving, so I assume artistic liberties were taken. Speaking of Yoko, does anyone else think she looks scarily like Kim Jong Il?
Are you saying Kim Jong Il might have possible destroyed The Beatles?! Oh this DOES mean war!
She only looks like Kim Jong Il, if the ill one has major boobies. (link)
Major Boobies, General Tatas… he’s got all the army officers he needs!
*salutes Max*
And on a side note, I do NOT remember Yoko being that stacked…
Those are bought boobies.
Which is a total waste of money since she’s what, eleventy hundred years old? It’d be like putting rims on a Model T.
Eric, putting rims on a Model T for some reason seems MUCH more practical to me.
At least the rims will come out looking GOOD.
Bigger old lady boobies will just make the ugly freckles stand out more.
Hopefully she got the wrinkles ironed out of them too. But again, why bother?
It’s not like it’s her money. I’m sure she’s got underwear or something that belonged to John that she can sell off in a pinch.
Someone should tell her she doesn’t get to keep those in the afterlife. She doesn’t get to greet John with those things.
Actually, I have a total Beatle-freak friend, so I know from my friend’s picture books that Yoko has always been stacked…and self-conscious about it. (Not typical for Japanese ladies, after all). I was dragged by said friend to see Yoko and Sean Lennon in concert about 10 years back, and Yoko was wearing 2 sports bras under her leotard, to keep things in control while she did her characteristic yodel-scream singing.
Question: Which one’s the male tank and which one’s the female tank? Or are they both male tanks? (With this position unless toys are involved I can’t see it being two female tanks).
… You really don’t want to know the answer, PB.
Don’t ask, don’t tell, ILPB.
I lawled.
Ahh ok, so that answers my question. ***Looks for equal sign or rainbow stickers***
I dunno. Wouldn’t that mean the tank’s barrel would be…uh, nevermind.
the one on bottom as a very large shafted object, while the one on top has a clear open dark hole in the back…
If we go back to the British WW1 tanks that introduced the concept of male, female and hermaphrodite tanks, I think they’re both male or hermaphrodite.
Still funny. But on this site this pic was already done with the same caption with the same pic only as a motivator.
The comments threads on all the other lols are so long. It’s getting annoying. (And difficult to join in on such a long page.)
AC, you should jump in whenever you have something to say.
Yeah, well there’s an ad for Ann Coulter at the bottom of my page, so I’m trying to avoid that.
…You just had to make me look, didn’t you you bastard? /sob
I invoke rule 34C. You MUST comply!!
ROFL!!!
Two soldiers in a tank, one says to the other “How do you drive this thing?”
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So what are rules 1-33?
Rule 1: All females in the world must sex Tyler at least once.
That’d take a really long time. You got bored after a while. And very sore.
… Eric, not all at once or right away.
I would, however, get bored, so I decree this-
From now on, all HOT females in the world must sex me at least once!
Rule #: 1B
That would still take a while. You’d start chafing after a while.
-Sigh-
Buzzkill.
And think of VD… you’d be like James Bond… 94 venereal diseases…. 7 of which only appear within sharks.
-Winks and nuzzles swordfish’s womb next to him-
Well, I never said you shouldn’t TRY. Always keep your goals lofty, my boy. Always.
I don’t know 1-33 but Rule 36 is that if it’s ever even OCCURRED to you, it’s someone’s fetish.
Also Tyler’s looking to catch ‘em all! STDs, that is.
What are they, Pokemon?
“Looks like you’ve got a Pikachu infection. Some penicillin will take care of that.”
Hold on for a minute, Eric. I’ve got something for you.
{http://textsfromlastnight.com/view/45773}
{http://textsfromlastnight.com/view/44293}
Gotta catch em ALL!
Niiiiiiiice.
I know. I really am a teenager some days, aren’t I?
Igor? Huh? This is knavery, Tyler!
And yes, diseases are like pokemon. [link]
Igor? Tyler? I suspect trickery
Yes, pokemon are just like diseases. [link]
Noooo.
That’s rule number 47. Seriously. LOOK IT UP.
you did not clarify which “Tyler”… therefore i will take tyler durden as portrayed by brad pitt back when he was still the hotness.
Well I am NOT getting stuck with Tyler Perry. I’ll take U.S. President John Tyler over that. Hrmph.
IDK, Jane.
If you maximize Tyler’s avatar he’s got a damn purty mouth…
LOL.
That’s my hair, btw. Landed in front of my mouth
That would violate the tenets of the “I’m not having sex with Tyler” club, of which I’m a charter member. I took the oath and everything.
You mind fvcked her didn’t you?
I mind f*ck EVERYTHING, all the time, everywhere, constantly. That’s what makes me omnisexual, Deep.
I need a mind shower….. and maybe I mind cigarette.
So that’s why my butt hurts today. You’re sick, dude.
So wait your mind is in your butt? I didn’t figure you for a butt head… hmmmm
So did I. Secret handshake’s kind of messy, huh?
*puts purell on hands… again*
yeah, no kidding. who came up with that sh!t?
Hmmm. After a little internet research, I’m going with Kansas City Chiefs QB Tyler Thigpen. Because I am ALSO not getting stuck with Tyler Perry.
Nope, everyone is getting stuck with the same. Tyler Gagne.
Wow, pun not intended.
I’ll take a threesome with Aisha and Liv for $400, Alex.
Diss gets Steven.
Can I time-travel for that? I’m not sure I want 2009 Steven.
IKR? link
If we could time travel, I’D do him.
He’s not holding up too bad for 61, I’ll give him that; I’m a little put off by the Hep C, though….
Diss- Worth it!
Not without a raincoat and rubbers!
When did Steven Tyler become a muppet? Did Jim Henson have knowledge of this?
TLL Jen, right? Link
Yup, exactly.
Hey, hey you! You with the thoughts! Stop insulting my brethren! -breathes fire-
I need to watch that movie again. It’s been a while.
From 2 1/2 Men:
Alan: I lost my virginity to you [referring to Aerosmith's music]
Steven Tyler: Well, there’s a lot of the 70’s I don’t remember.
I loved that episode, especially when Charlie regifted the hat he had previously thrown up in to Steven Tyler.
Isn’t he somewhere else now? I thought Matt took over as QB.
Entirely possible; I’m not much of a Chiefs fan. In general, if they don’t play for the Cowboys and they’re not on my fantasy team (fantasy football! You guys have dirty minds…) I’m not great at keeping up with the trades and all.
Hey, Tyler Thigpen’s from my hometown. And, as a gay man, I must say he is lovely. XD
I’m 12 and what is this
A site where you needn’t be.
Max must not have his internet license yet…. You have to take an exam, you know, about all sorts of different memes and rules. Pundit Kitchen is for gold-licensed only, meaning you must know the ins and outs of what might remind you of the babe and what the truth about the cake is, as well as why I’m hot.
Not to mention the Ordinal Post Rule, Godwin’s, et al.
YOU! You, Igloo McCoy, remind me of the babe.
What babe?
The babe with the power!
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who doo?
You do!
Do what?
Do Wah Diddy.
C-C-C-Combo-breaker!!!!
This is what I miss when I get off the computer and actually go to work.
The truth about the cake? You can’t handle the truth about the cake!!
The cake is a LIE!!!!!!
As long as it has Vanilla Frosting with sprinkles I’ll eat it.
cake or death?
Death please…. wh cake! >ahah you said death first! death first death first!!!oh oh, you’re lucky I’m church of England……<
Cake or death?
Cake please, and can I have a strong black coffee too?
Newfag.
Another Question: Is this what it would look like about 15 minutes after the Pelosi and Rahem picture was taken?
Just imagine the tanks as wrinkly and misshapen, and you’ve got the exact same picture.
I dunno man… Rahm’s pretty… well… pretty.
I dunno. He looks kinda creepy to me.
Sort of that whole “I want to rule the world look” you know that one Cheney tried to have but looked more like dirty old man.
No, he has more of a sleazy Karl Rove look to me. He’s plotting, but he’s gonna manipulate the right people.
This entire thread really belongs on /b/. There are a few of you who obviously don’t know it, but I encourage you to not find out.
this, seriously crossing a line guys
Okay, “scotth”, I’ll be sure to take your vastly important opinion next time I decide that I should post something on the internet where everyone can see it, thank you Your Highness.
well this is the interwebz, its serious business…SERIOUSLY!
OMG NO MISTAKES GUYS THIS IS TOTALLY FOR REAL! NO MISTAKESES!
make love not war?
A fine example of the rule
Haha, that’s one of the beest examples I’ve ever seen! This made my day.
xkcd WIN.
Maybe its the deleted sex scene from transformers 2…hot megatron on another megatron action
Brawl’s having sex with himself… I can’t believe I thought of that, that’s it *shoots foot*
Tranny potato chip rape?
no, I bet that’s been done too.
solo footjobs?
ew…
I think im sticking with my fantasy of a four way with alexis bledel, scarlett johanson, and kate beckinsale…
Solo footjobs? Seen ‘em.
Tranny’s eating potato chips? Close enough.
Your fourway? Never gonna happen, dood.
This has been your REALITY CHECK. Tune in next week.
Rule 34… never attempt to test it.
Some things you just can’t un-see.
this was labeled wrong…. rule 34 is: if you can think of it, there is porn of it
Oh, so this is where Hummers come from…
No, hummers come from engaging the vocal chords while playing the skin flute, hence causing pleasurable vibrations during fellatio.
Duh.
LOL
Yeah, That’s a naughty tank aren’t you? How do you like my armor piercing rounds?
I have to say, this is just an all-around excellent LOL. Well done!
win
I thought that was rule 32.
Truthfullness:
This picture has it.
no more war..