Comments on: SOUTHWEST AIRLINES

By: Libby

Libby — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 17:32:44 +0000

But they have the best and most cleanly articulated “fat policy” in the industry.

By: bigtoe

bigtoe — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 11:53:41 +0000

i didn’t know why

By: JOCKfOX

JOCKfOX — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 02:37:14 +0000

I am worried about the size of my dheriuf

By: JOCKfOX

JOCKfOX — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 02:35:59 +0000

ITS A TRANSFORMER

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 20:17:28 +0000

The only awesome thing about flying out of DAL is the fact that you’re flying out of DAL and not into DAL.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 20:15:57 +0000

Oh, I thought that’s how they moved Elvis..

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 20:12:22 +0000

I’ve been flying UA regularly for the last 10 years with at least three international flights a year and the only time I was delayed was because of a mechanical malfunction. We pulled back into the gate and waited for another plane to be brought in.

By: Dhoti

Dhoti — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 20:07:47 +0000

Yes, but there’s no special *seating*. So ubr’s claim that he “sat in business class” is incorrect.

Typical ubr…he tries so hard, but he only gets it mostly right. (I was actually kind of hoping he’d come back and do the whiny “nuh uh” dance he usually does when he’s proven wrong.)

By: Tanie

Tanie — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 19:57:27 +0000

Actually, SW does have business class. It’s not a special seat, but you get on the plane before anyone else and get free drinks and what-not, like no cancellation fee, etc.

By: Tyler

Tyler — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 16:01:04 +0000

Three.

By: Danbala

Danbala — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 16:00:02 +0000

Nuh-uh. Not only one.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 15:59:18 +0000

Oh, MAN! And I can get each separately, already! x_x

By: Dhoti

Dhoti — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 15:48:11 +0000

You seem to be confusing pedigree with age. Allow me to disabuse you of that misconception.

For example, Haskell, which Danbala mentioned, has pedigree. Lisp *is* pedigree. Ada, Cobol, Fortran, and your embedded languages are merely old. (As for the rest of your list: Pascal is a toy; Basic is a toy for special children; and VB et al is an unpolished turd.)

If Ada is in fact your language of choice, I’m guessing your recent retirement has left you with a lot of time on your hands. I recommend reviewing your conceptual roots.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 15:33:06 +0000

I can understand why a C monkey would think they don’t. But arguing “no pedigree” to someone who has cited 6 (arguably 7) application languages some of which have history back to the 1950s… [rolleyes]

By: Dhoti

Dhoti — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 14:58:33 +0000

You’re trying to convince me of the commonality of something by referencing *Ada*? And Basic? Really? You realize none of those “languages” have anything approaching pedigree, yes?

By: Danbala

Danbala — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 11:00:46 +0000

I think != is seen as more standard for noting inequality, simply for C-related languages being more common today (for a given value of common).

(And btw, functional languages like Haskell and iirc SML also use the /= notation.)

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 10:32:34 +0000

No it isn’t: the standard notation is /=, because it contains both the elements of the mathematical ≠ sign. Just for the record, this applies to Ada, BASIC, COBOL, FORTRAN, PASCAL, VB(A), and at least 5 varieties of Job Control Languages. Clue in the very Adaesque way I wrote the error message.

By: Jamar

Jamar — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 10:09:38 +0000

How, exactly?

By: Jamar

Jamar — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 10:07:15 +0000

(d case of H1N1 flu on the inbound flight. Please be patient while we decontaminate the aircraft.” )If it weren’t for a helpful UA rep I would have been stuck overnight at Chicago.

By: Jamar

Jamar — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 10:05:14 +0000

No. UA’s int’l flights are never good, not the one that matters to me, at least. It’s been delayed every year I remember flying it. This year it was swine flu (“Paging passenger **** Shek, please go to Quarantine immediately. Thank you.” “We have a confirme)

By: Jamar

Jamar — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 10:03:26 +0000

We have Virgin America now. It seems to be better than Virgin Blue, but uber-crappy selection of destinations. Luck of the draw?

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 04:59:42 +0000

I don’t think he had any left to begin with. All your internets are belong to us!

By: Rick

Rick — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 04:41:03 +0000

I may be wrong, but isn’t that how they moved Elvis Presley’s airplane down the street to Graceland?

By: Thorfinna

Thorfinna — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 00:32:38 +0000

I recognize that truck/plane – it’s the flight that crashed into the Hudson a while back. I saw that truck pulling the plane through Journal Square in Jersey City and put a pic of it up on my myspace. Too bad I didn’t think of that clever caption.

By: Flahdagal

Flahdagal — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 23:42:19 +0000

My family and I just flew USAirways, and we kept repeating “wish we were on Southwest”. Yep, it’s cattle. Yep, it’s tight. But no tighter than any other coach class, they don’t charge for the first bag, and they’re usually close to on time. AA always acts like they’re doing you a favor to let you on their planes. USAir and Delta don’t seem to mind if you’re wretchedly late. To each his own, of course, but no US airline is much better than Southwest.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 21:15:04 +0000

True, but I’m pretty sure 99% of the people can figure it out on their own. It wasn’t so much Foamer saying, “That’s the US Airways plane that went into the Hudson River”, it was the “after multiple birdstrikes” that I was referring to. You would have be living in a cave not to know why the US Airways plane went down.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 21:11:38 +0000

I say take them all for being a douch..

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 21:07:25 +0000

Well, PM, BDSM aside, some people do get a thrill at being annoyed. You have to admit I’m right on that one..

By: Jeremy

Jeremy — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 18:55:18 +0000

Southwest is awesome, but you didn’t sit in Business class. Theres no such thing on Southwest. Its all open seating

By: Boris

Boris — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 17:38:07 +0000

Southwest is awesome when you fly out of DAL.

By: Dhoti

Dhoti — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 16:53:28 +0000

Of course. They should have been forced to make the same poor management decisions as the legacy carriers, in order to level the playing field.

Post-deregulation competition just isn’t fair, dontcha know…

By: Dhoti

Dhoti — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 16:32:27 +0000

No, I meant “!=”, as that is the standard notation. I don’t care what VB calls it.

Why would you flame all-exclusive ticket pricing on a thread that references the most all-inclusive airline operating in the US? Your comment doesn’t make any sense.

By: Danbala

Danbala — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 14:14:05 +0000

Well, to be fair, the line “What is happening in the picture? Tell us in the Comments” is clearly visible under the picture.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 14:10:26 +0000

You wouldn’t but trust me; Brand makes the most annoying right-winger on here look like a viable dinner companion!

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 14:08:06 +0000

Southwest != Ryanair… – Error. No function is visible for the operation “airline != airline”.

Did you mean Southwest /= Ryanair? If so I’ll give you that, but I was flaming “all exclusive” airline ticket pricing in general, not Southwest in particular.

By: Dhoti

Dhoti — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 13:28:51 +0000

Southwest != Ryanair…

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 13:24:23 +0000

“if you want to watch a truly annoying ‘comic’”

Ed… why would we want to do that? There’s only one member of the BDSM community here, and he tends more to be a giver than a receiver!

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 08:43:40 +0000

Em, even if you were right in the specific instance, you’d still be wrong in principle; this is exactly how airliner fuselages are moved by road, which does happen occasionally.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 08:41:15 +0000

$10 for the fair, $20 for airport tax, $20 for checking, $15 per item for hold baggage, $50 for airline “food”, $2 per visit for use of the, ah, facilities on board…

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 08:39:24 +0000

Pointless fail.

Fined 2 internets.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 08:34:21 +0000

Spoken like a man who clearly has no idea just how difficult a job it is hauling what we Brits call an “abnormal load”, particularly in an urban area.

Right there he’s probably trying to avoid taking out the hanging traffic signals at the intersection he’s passing through.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 08:30:02 +0000

You are so right.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 06:44:33 +0000

Only if it’s in a thread. Since this was a stand alone comment (otherwise known as a hit and run), they get to keep their internets. But, lest there be any doubt, one false move and we get to claim all the internets they possess!

By: Tyler

Tyler — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 06:39:44 +0000

However, don’t we take away five for them failing to understand the ‘Southwest Airlines is cheap’ dig?

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 06:37:50 +0000

And one internet for you as well for sharing a keen sense for the obvious with pooper.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 06:36:56 +0000

One internet for having a keen sense for the obvious.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 06:22:52 +0000

Years ago when I was living in California, we had a regional called PSA. I think they are the one’s that Southwest modelled their company on as they used to have the same fares as PSA.
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For what it’s worth, PSA sucked as well. But as long as you were flying from L.A. to either San Diego or San Francisco it wasn’t that bad.

By: SullySullenberger

SullySullenberger — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 03:35:11 +0000

Southwest rarely actually has the lowest fares. It’s based on media perspective… That company has done more to the detriment of the airline industry and service than most other low cost airlines combined.

By: paul

paul — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 02:28:23 +0000

that’s becasue a muslim raghead is driving it!!!!

By: Otto Yamamoto

Otto Yamamoto — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 02:16:17 +0000

That may be when the plane bits were moved to Kearny, NJ for salvage. That looks like OnenNine(US 1 and US 9).