Comments on: It’s better than what they used to catch

By: WillySTL

WillySTL — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 19:06:22 +0000

Laughing that we voted Obama in office. Then he moves on laughing on the floor when he thinks of the job he’s doing.

By: Baladi

Baladi — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 03:05:08 +0000

ROTFLMFAO!

By: Sharkitty

Sharkitty — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 21:52:59 +0000

Yes! That was my first thought. Security breach!

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 16:18:24 +0000

The imagery… it… stings the nostrils.

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 16:17:28 +0000

Well we’d beat you with the troll stick Froo, but you might get excited.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 16:04:40 +0000

Heh… I said Butt Spectacles…

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 16:04:22 +0000

But spectacles are fun while you are trying to take a shit, right?

By: forge

forge — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 19:29:41 +0000

Miranda Kerr’s panties. When she bothers to wear any.

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 19:25:02 +0000

Oh lord, no. I never want to be famous. Rich, absolutely, but not famous.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 18:09:43 +0000

Anybody else mildly annoyed that somebody was sneaking a picture through a random window like that?

Tis why I hope to never be that famous.

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 02:23:20 +0000

::puts in application to be Angelina’s next child::
(That being said, I don’t really like Jolie much. Not my type exactly.)

By: Sam

Sam — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 02:01:28 +0000

EWWWW Sick

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 20:14:03 +0000

LOL!!

Yes, I not only chuckled but snorted!!

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 15:54:19 +0000

Silly DT, she doesn’t wear one! How else can she suckle her 23 children?

By: Tyler

Tyler — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 13:39:26 +0000

-Dribbles and squints across ocean hopefully-

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 13:29:13 +0000

(brain freezes at the thought of nude Swedish girls)

(Um, it *is* Swedish, and not Norwegian, right?)

By: Cowpie

Cowpie — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 22:07:39 +0000

late nights at the whitehouse: football twirling!

anything to break the pattern of a hard days work!

By: Cowpie

Cowpie — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 22:06:04 +0000

looool

By: Tyler

Tyler — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 21:59:37 +0000

One of the recent up-for-LOLZ picture was one of what looked like Bill FINALLY starting in for Hillary.

By: Deep Thought

Deep Thought — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 21:09:11 +0000

YOU SHOULD TOTALLY DO A TOTALLY LOOKS LIKE OF THAT !!11elebenties!!!

yeah….no.

By: jameshogg

jameshogg — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 21:05:24 +0000

Doesn’t he look like House with that ball, deep in thought over a puzzle? O.O

By: Deep Thought

Deep Thought — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 21:04:52 +0000

Teh shineez are eberyware today…

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 21:03:39 +0000

D’oh! Yeah, it’s been awhile since I told that joke.. it is supposed to be nuts.. dang it..

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:24:35 +0000

Eddie, I lol’d anyway, but wouldn’t it make more sense if it was “nuts” instead of “balls”? (Recognizing that the colloquial meaning is the same, but still….)

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:23:12 +0000

Reminds me of a joke I heard ages ago:
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What do you have if you have balls on your chest? chestnuts
What do you have if you have balls on your wall? walnuts
What do you have if you have balls on your chin? a dick in your mouth
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Sorry, that was crude, but I hope it made you chuckle.

By: Danbala

Danbala — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:21:48 +0000

(But at least, here I can be in the nude.)

By: Danbala

Danbala — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:21:24 +0000

It’s about 30 here in the shade. Not terrible, I know, but since I am allergic to sun and need to dress heavily in dark clothes, being outside is Not Much Funne(tm), so I sit in my apartment where it’s only 27 degrees, and pity myself. ;p

By: froofrou

froofrou — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:20:29 +0000

I’m firmly convinced that happened with the help of a turkey baster and a staffer to hold her legs.

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:19:23 +0000

My all-time favorite Herbert moment was him at the race track with the jockeys.
“This place is one big mind f*ck.”

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:18:18 +0000

Damn, I was trying to think of a good celebrity to make that joke with, and you beat me to it.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:12:22 +0000

I’d give anything to be warm.. it’s like 3 degrees celsius here.. bring on summer, STAT!!

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:11:33 +0000

Oh, come on, I’m sure he had time left for her, too.

That’s kind of the point; he’s a “gotta have it all the time” horndog!

(Besides, there’s evidence of at least one encounter almost thirty years ago )

By: Deep Thought

Deep Thought — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:01:04 +0000

Angelina’s bra.

By: Deep Thought

Deep Thought — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:00:12 +0000

*i’ll

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:00:04 +0000

Football players probably get more respect these days. Just don’t be like Favre and retire 5 times a day.

By: Deep Thought

Deep Thought — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:59:54 +0000

You better behave or ill slap you in the penis!

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:59:03 +0000

Get your fat ass back here…

By: Deep Thought

Deep Thought — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:56:05 +0000

Nice O slam… way to work that in. Subtlety, thy name is…

By: Danbala

Danbala — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:55:17 +0000

Kinda, at least! Itäs too warm here for me to do anything else but sit at the computer, and too warm for gaming. ;p

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:54:18 +0000

Danbala! You’re back!

By: froofrou

froofrou — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:49:03 +0000

This link has nothing to do with anything on this particular page or LOL, but the last entry made me giggle. And I feel like being a troll today

By: Blarg

Blarg — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:47:13 +0000

At least Clinton’s “Stimulus package” actually worked…

By: Danbala

Danbala — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:42:57 +0000

Oh, hah. That reminds me of this gem I saw yesterday: Sweet Ottoman Luurve (probably NSFW, but hilarious).

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:41:29 +0000

Oh you make me lol, dear froo.

By: Deep Thought

Deep Thought — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:40:54 +0000

Funnier. Kind of like Herbert the Pervert.
I ROFL when he talks about creamy muscular paper boys….

Do you like popsicles?

By: froofrou

froofrou — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:40:01 +0000

The only thing he didn’t rub them on was Hillary.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:38:50 +0000

It may look odd, but grammatically it is correct.

By: Deep Thought

Deep Thought — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:37:43 +0000

…and the settee, the maid, the cat, the resolute desk, various visiting schoolchildren, the occasional warm bagel….

*wanders off still yammering*

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:36:21 +0000

“Get off me, you f*cktard. I’m not an intern, and you’re about 50 years past your prime. Why weren’t you trying this on me a long time ago?”

By: froofrou

froofrou — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:33:29 +0000

Basically it’s saying that, Oh, we caught Obama playing with his ball (football)! At least it’s better than what Clinton did with his ball(s) (rub them all over Monica’s chin).