CREEPY

CREEPY
Some photos are better left unpublished
(Nancy Pelosi and Rahm Emanuel)
Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: Sharmie via Poster Builder
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CREEPY
Some photos are better left unpublished
(Nancy Pelosi and Rahm Emanuel)
Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: Sharmie via Poster Builder
Wow. This picture has SO much potential, and Captain Obvious takes over.
Can it get creepier? I’m think these two and Al Franken in a 3-way next…
gag…Al Franken with anyone, gagggg…..
sexy!
This isn’t the FIRST time we’ve seen this picture is it?
*runs and hides*
*Paul Simon singing*
“Still creepy after all these yeeeears! Whooooaaaaaa Still creepy after all theeeese years!”
I will call you Betty, and Betty when you call me you can call me Al…
He ducked back down the alley with some roley-poley little bat-faced girl…
The mama looked down and spit on the ground
Everytime my name gets mentioned
The papa said oy if I get that boy
I’m gonna stick him in the house of detention…
In a couple of days, they come and take me away
But the press let the story leak
When the Radical Preacher come and get me released
We was all on the cover of Newsweek…
Well, I’m on my way
I don’t know where I’m going
I’m on my way
I’m taking my time but I don’t know where
Good by to Rosie Queen of Corona
See me and Julio down by the schoolyard!!!!
And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon God they made.
And the sign flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming.
And the sign said, “The words of the Prophet are written on subway walls and tenement halls”
The price that we pay
When evil walks the planet
And love is crushed like clay
The master races,
the chosen peoples
The burning temples,
the weeping cathedrals
Making love with Cecilia up in my bedroom
I got up to wash my face
When I come back again
someone’s taken my place…
There must be…50 ways to leave your lover.
Just slip out the back Jack,
Make a new plan Stan,
You don’t need to be coy, Roy.
Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes
It’s a little secret, just the Robinsons’ affair
Most of all, you’ve got to hide it from the kids
Homeward bound
I wish I was homeward bound.
Home, where my thoughts escaping
Home, where my musics playing
Home, where my love lies waiting
Silently for me
Yesterday it was my birthday
I hung one more year on the line.
I should be depressed; my life’s a mess,
But I’m having a good time.
I know a woman, became a wife
These are the very words she uses to describe her life
She said “A good day ain’t got no rain…
A bad day’s when I lie in bed and think of things
That might have been.”
And my traveling companions
Are ghosts and empty sockets
I’m looking at ghosts and empties,
But I’ve reason to believe
We all will be received
I am just a poor boy and my storys seldom told
Ive squandered my resistance for a pocketful of mumbles, such are promises
All lies and jest, still the man hears what he wants to hear
And disregards the rest, hmmmm
I have my books
And my poetry to protect me;
I am shielded in my armor,
Hiding in my room, safe within my womb.
I touch no one and no one touches me.
I am a rock,
I am an island.
And tell me why, why won’t you love me
For who I am, where I am?
He said:
‘Cause that’s not the way the world is baby
This is how I love you, baby
This is how I love you, baby
What the heck is going on there?
Someone’s going to “submit a bill” to “Congress”.
ROFL!!!!
Dammit, now I’ll think of this picture whenever “bill” and “Congress” are mentioned.
Sorry. If it does that for everyone, some precious memories are going to be ruined. [link, if you dare]
…and they can use the condoms from the failed condom program.
Ewwww, now I pictured them having sex. Rough, dirty sex too.
GOD DAMMIT JANE!!!
Sorry, it’s a curse. All I could hear in my head was, “you’re gonna take this bill and you’re gonna like it, Nancy. Take this bill all the way.” And so forth. Blame Lefty for the euphemism.
AAAGGGGGHHH NOOOOOO STOP!!!!
“Yeah, you take this bill, Nan — Uh. . . Filibustered. . .”
“Don’t worry, Rahm. It happens to lots of politicians. *pat on back*”
ROFL
“Soooo, mind if we…ahem…co-author a bill with Claire McCaskill? She’s into that kind of thing.”
I’m sure that would happen to even the youngest of men when it comes to Nancy Pelosi and well… Hilary Clinton too.
Gift… curse… depends on your point of view…
Max, darling, you know I like it when you talk dirty.
One more comment like that and lawn privileges will be revoked.
Sorry! (must not get lawn privileges revoked, must not get lawn privileges revoked, must not…)
Send a message of what you want me to say for you, Janie
Proxy messages aren’t allowed, but I’m sure Jane will respect that.
She does. :/
Sad, really.
Lead me not off the lawn and deliver me from proxy messages.
Rahm is about to bite Nancy on the neck, effectively “turning” her into a vampire… what did you THINK was going on, Silly??
Haha. “Twilight” for the political set? I can see it now.
“Dusk”
It was just another day is Speaker of the House, when a sparkling politician walked into the room. . .
She’s his brand of heroin….
So, he sparkles in the sunlight?
I’m gonna go ahead and guess that he’s more old school vampire than Twilight. If he doesn’t burn when the sun hits him then I’m Megan Fox.
In my best Homer Simpson:
“Mmmmm Megan Fox….” *drools/moans*
Isn’t it obvious? He likes the smell of her shampoo.
Gee your hair smells terrific.
He wants to make a deposit in her account.
*eye cancer*
Funnier than the lol!
So’s herpes.
Touché.
eye herpes?
Damn you, always making my cough worse because of laughter.
Power is an aphrodisiac?
Why do you think there are so many Putin fangirls or fanboys on this site?
“Oh, Rahm, say “Cap and Trade” again. It makes me all tingly in my lady places.”
Eww, eww, eww…Pelosi is no lady, therefore no “lady places”…gahhhh!
*sniff-sniff* Is that Suave, you cheap b***h?
Ha that one made me do a big lol
“Nancy, come with me to my mirrorless room. We’ll drink… um, tomato juice… yeah, that’s the ticket, tomato juice.”
“oooh, Rahm! You’re so much hotter than Marc Anthony!”
“It’s great having you here on Capitol Hill, Rahm. I don’t have to fly to Argentina or anything!”
Somewhere, Clinton is practicing his voodoo… With a boner…
***WIN*** Look it was witty, intelligent, and really didn’t insult anyone. However I will have nightmares tonight!!
“Palomino! Palomino!”
“Palomino let me go!
Miss Miller
No, we will not let him go!
Miss Miller
No, we will not let him go!”
/Bohemequine rhapsody
“Beelzebub has a saddle put aside for me,
for me
for MEEEEEEE!”
Tessie is our own record keeper of mis-heard lyrics!
Tell me you’re making a joke, and you KNOW how it really goes. Please. *weeping*
I think it sounds like
“Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard,
For me, for me, for MEEEEE!”
And that’s a comment on Freddie’s diction; I do know it’s
Beelzebub has a hell set aside.
??
I thought I was the Empress of Really Bad Puns, rather than mis-heard lyrics, but I’ll take any tiara that’s offered, really.
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I think the actual lyrics are:
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“Oh, Mama Mia, Mama Mia — Mama Mia, let me go!
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me… etc.”
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If not, I’ve been singing it wrong (and loudly) all these years.
Yeah, that’s correct… except “a” should be “the”, I think.
If you like “playing horsie” and are over 16 (age of concent in Scotland), get in touch! ;->
i got nothing
Hopefully Rahm didn’t either…
Creepy photos are best left unpublished?
*deletes ALL photos of Rahm Emmanuel*
it´s only creepy cause they´re old… they were probably smokin hot when they were younger. why does everyone hate old people sex?
Wrong. It’s creepy because it’s rahm and pelosi.
*shudder*
Nothin’ against old people sex, hope I can still get it on when I’m “old people”, but Pelosi…*retch*
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/05/12/rahm-emanuel-and-nancy-pe_n_202035.html
Photo I believe came from Huffington Post. More creepy ones posted there.
I’d rather look at a picture of these two getting cozy than a picture of George and Laura Bush doing *anything*. This may be TMI, but the Shrubs are squick incarnate even sitting four feet away from each other.