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nancy pelosi and rahm emanuel

CREEPY
Some photos are better left unpublished

(Nancy Pelosi and Rahm Emanuel)

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  1. Deep Thought says:

    Wow. This picture has SO much potential, and Captain Obvious takes over.

  2. Eric-in-STL says:

    This isn’t the FIRST time we’ve seen this picture is it?
    *runs and hides*

    • yikes says:

      *Paul Simon singing*
      “Still creepy after all these yeeeears! Whooooaaaaaa Still creepy after all theeeese years!”

      • Deep Thought says:

        I will call you Betty, and Betty when you call me you can call me Al…

        • mothergoose says:

          He ducked back down the alley with some roley-poley little bat-faced girl…

          • The mama looked down and spit on the ground
            Everytime my name gets mentioned
            The papa said oy if I get that boy
            I’m gonna stick him in the house of detention…

            • mothergoose says:

              In a couple of days, they come and take me away
              But the press let the story leak
              When the Radical Preacher come and get me released
              We was all on the cover of Newsweek…

              • lowly grunt says:

                Well, I’m on my way
                I don’t know where I’m going
                I’m on my way
                I’m taking my time but I don’t know where
                Good by to Rosie Queen of Corona

                • mothergoose says:

                  See me and Julio down by the schoolyard!!!!

                  • Jane St.Clair says:

                    And the people bowed and prayed
                    To the neon God they made.

                    • And the sign flashed out its warning
                      In the words that it was forming.

                      • Tessie says:

                        And the sign said, “The words of the Prophet are written on subway walls and tenement halls”

                        • The price that we pay
                          When evil walks the planet
                          And love is crushed like clay
                          The master races,
                          the chosen peoples
                          The burning temples,
                          the weeping cathedrals

                        • mothergoose says:

                          Making love with Cecilia up in my bedroom
                          I got up to wash my face
                          When I come back again
                          someone’s taken my place…

                        • The Steve says:

                          There must be…50 ways to leave your lover.
                          Just slip out the back Jack,
                          Make a new plan Stan,
                          You don’t need to be coy, Roy.

                        • Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes
                          Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes
                          It’s a little secret, just the Robinsons’ affair
                          Most of all, you’ve got to hide it from the kids

                        • IvanTheMildlyAnnoying says:

                          Homeward bound
                          I wish I was homeward bound.
                          Home, where my thoughts escaping
                          Home, where my musics playing
                          Home, where my love lies waiting
                          Silently for me

                        • Tessie says:

                          Yesterday it was my birthday
                          I hung one more year on the line.
                          I should be depressed; my life’s a mess,
                          But I’m having a good time.

                        • I know a woman, became a wife
                          These are the very words she uses to describe her life
                          She said “A good day ain’t got no rain…
                          A bad day’s when I lie in bed and think of things
                          That might have been.”

                        • Deep Thought says:

                          And my traveling companions
                          Are ghosts and empty sockets
                          I’m looking at ghosts and empties,
                          But I’ve reason to believe
                          We all will be received

                        • eddiepscetti says:

                          I am just a poor boy and my storys seldom told
                          Ive squandered my resistance for a pocketful of mumbles, such are promises
                          All lies and jest, still the man hears what he wants to hear
                          And disregards the rest, hmmmm

                        • Eric-in-STL says:

                          I have my books
                          And my poetry to protect me;
                          I am shielded in my armor,
                          Hiding in my room, safe within my womb.
                          I touch no one and no one touches me.
                          I am a rock,
                          I am an island.

                        • And tell me why, why won’t you love me
                          For who I am, where I am?
                          He said:
                          ‘Cause that’s not the way the world is baby
                          This is how I love you, baby
                          This is how I love you, baby

  3. yikes says:

    What the heck is going on there?

  4. Lilith says:

    *eye cancer*

  5. ewwee says:

    Power is an aphrodisiac?

  6. slowboat407 says:

    “Oh, Rahm, say “Cap and Trade” again. It makes me all tingly in my lady places.”

  7. sopranomom says:

    *sniff-sniff* Is that Suave, you cheap b***h?

  8. Tessie says:

    “Nancy, come with me to my mirrorless room. We’ll drink… um, tomato juice… yeah, that’s the ticket, tomato juice.”

  9. Tessie says:

    “oooh, Rahm! You’re so much hotter than Marc Anthony!”

    • Lefty says:

      “It’s great having you here on Capitol Hill, Rahm. I don’t have to fly to Argentina or anything!”

  10. Nobody Famous says:

    Somewhere, Clinton is practicing his voodoo… With a boner…

  11. I Like Peanut Butter says:

    ***WIN*** Look it was witty, intelligent, and really didn’t insult anyone. However I will have nightmares tonight!!

  12. zxcvve says:

    “Palomino! Palomino!”

    • Tessie says:

      “Palomino let me go!
      Miss Miller
      No, we will not let him go!
      Miss Miller
      No, we will not let him go!”
      /Bohemequine rhapsody

      • Tessie says:

        “Beelzebub has a saddle put aside for me,
        for me
        for MEEEEEEE!”

        • IvanTheMildlyAnnoying says:

          Tessie is our own record keeper of mis-heard lyrics!

          Tell me you’re making a joke, and you KNOW how it really goes. Please. *weeping*

          • paws4thot says:

            I think it sounds like
            “Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard,
            For me, for me, for MEEEEE!”

            And that’s a comment on Freddie’s diction; I do know it’s
            Beelzebub has a hell set aside.

            • Tessie says:

              ??
              I thought I was the Empress of Really Bad Puns, rather than mis-heard lyrics, but I’ll take any tiara that’s offered, really.
              `
              I think the actual lyrics are:
              `
              “Oh, Mama Mia, Mama Mia — Mama Mia, let me go!
              Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me… etc.”
              `
              If not, I’ve been singing it wrong (and loudly) all these years.

        • paws4thot says:

          If you like “playing horsie” and are over 16 (age of concent in Scotland), get in touch! ;->

  13. lolo says:

    Creepy photos are best left unpublished?
    *deletes ALL photos of Rahm Emmanuel*

  14. Kelly says:

    it´s only creepy cause they´re old… they were probably smokin hot when they were younger. why does everyone hate old people sex?

  15. harriet says:

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/05/12/rahm-emanuel-and-nancy-pe_n_202035.html

    Photo I believe came from Huffington Post. More creepy ones posted there.

  16. Roguefemme says:

    I’d rather look at a picture of these two getting cozy than a picture of George and Laura Bush doing *anything*. This may be TMI, but the Shrubs are squick incarnate even sitting four feet away from each other.


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