Bailout
Breaking News – Bailout of Spiced Rum Industry Reached
(Barack Obama)
Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: Sharmie via Breaking News Builder
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The spiced rum must flow!
But why is the rum gone? You are not the Great Saint Eric of Louis.
Blah.
I’ve gotta jar of dirt, I’ve gotta jar of diiiirrrt!
I’m a saint?
… Of course? You’re the Great Saint Eric of Louis!
(Note: Tyler has gone mentally insane and renamed Eric for his own purposes.)
Who’s Louis?
Louis of Villa, oh sir Eric-saint?
For Obama IS the Kwisatz Haderach!
He who controls the spiced rum, controls the universe! *cues Eon*
Haha, nice Dune reference. Nerds everywhere applaud.
Why is the rum gone?
Obama seems to know.
The rum will now be rationed. Obama will let you know how much you can have.
this could seriously piss off Jack Sparrow
…not as much as the additional 15% excise tax!
Maybe Cpt. Sparrow will go after Obama!
Rum to the people!
I don’t know. Has Sparrow paid his personal property tax on the Black Pearl? If not he won’t get very far with the government.
actually i think that qualifies him for a cabinet position.
You mean like how every other bartender and waitperson in those there Unitied states already think they know how much I can drink safely better than I do (by safely, I mean without getting obnoctiously drunk and/or violent and/or vomitting)?
Come to Wisconsin.
Damned right!
I like how you spelled “obnoxiously”. You aren’t, by any chance, posting from a bar?
Well the conservatives at my work are all upset that Obama has been shaking hands with the evil Muslim nation….I can’t wait to hear what they say about him palling around with pirates!
The pirates were scared and needed to make a deal with the boss.
They should be palling around with Sanford. He plunders booty on a regular basis.
/giggle.
Sanford is now officially PWND.
LMAO!!
That’s the funniest thing I’ve read all day.
THAT is funny!! Froo wins!! Froo wins!!
LoL, maybe I should too! I wouldn’t mind plundering a little booty!
Want your internets lump sum, or stretched out over several years?
Thank you, I’ll be here all week
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I’ll take a lump sum of internets, Indie, as long as the tax rates aren’t prohibitive.
Bah, just meeting with a dignitary from the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Could our new President be a closet Pastafarian?? Ah, to dream the impossible dream…
RAmen
You’re clearly out of your noodle.
durum durum durum Obanaman!!!
What is ziti wants??
A penne for your thoughts?
the rum industry was never on crisis…
Watch Out!! It’s a TRAP!!!
Yeah, right? *My* consumption of rum hasn’t dropped at all; holding steady at a bottle a month!
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me.
We extort, we pilfer, we filch, and sack,
Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho.
Maraud and embezzle, and even high-jack,
Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho.
Psstt, Eddie, thought I’d show you this post on a Facebook quiz that reminded me of you- “You’ve been fighting the good fight longer than most, but do you throw down you gun and bitterly mutter to yourself “I’m too old for this sh*t”? No! You keep firing as you bitterly mutter to yourself “I’m too old for this sh*t”!”
-Dodges warning shots and powerhosing- I shall not leave this lawn!
you know, there’s other ways to get you off the lawn that don’t involve violence.
-Gulps and runs screaming from stories of Eddie’s childhood-
Seems there could be a LOT better captions involving Obama and pirates – it’s a funny scenario.
Unfortunately people have misunderstood this “bailout” scenario entirely – going so far as to accuse Obama of supporting a free market and supporting corporations LOL. They aren’t being bailed OUT they’re being taken OVER. Big difference.
ObamaRum – the wave of the future.
“Aye, Barack, we knew ye’d be wantin to share some of that big booty ye’ve got here in the White House…”
Big booty in the White House? Hillary?
Thank you! Thank you!! Someone had to say it…
Froo is all over the booty jokes today!
You use what you’ve got
and in this case, Froo has booty…
wait, that came out wrong…
That’s what she said.
…. in bed.
I guess that’s the price you pay when you come whining and begging for money from the government. If I give a company billions and billions of dollars, then you better freaking believe I want a say in how things are done there.
(Which is in stark contrast to what I said in another thread, but I thought hard and changed my mind.)
-Bows before someone who can accept a differing political opinion-
So difficult to do sometimes, right?
I go where my gut leads me. Despite my obvious liberal leanings, I’ve never 100% followed any particular party line. It’s all part of having an open mind.
Tyler, can you get up off your knees now? You’re embarassing yourself. Eric is taken.
I just said something very similar over on Fox News. BTW it took me about 3 hours to catch up on it!
I hope Obama will introduce September 19th as a new national holiday. Shiver me timbers, we can!
Just declare it part of your religious beliefs and… problem solved!
I guess my patronage isn’t enough to keep the Captain in business.
*does the captain morgan pose*
I strive to be as awesome as he.
someone wants a little captain in him
This is pretty ironic considering the parent company of Capt Morgan did get a bailout:
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601109&sid=amp5wXx35fkc
Sometime Obama is Funny
. Bu He is Great.
“ARRRRGH!! Barrack, there be no hard feelin’s over killing those Somali Pirates!!! They be no friends of mine, ye see. They didn’t even have a proper Pirate Ship! ARRRGH!! What’s piratin’ comin’ to…”
DUDE, That’s Captain Morgan!
And people say Obama doesn’t care about the GLBT community. Here is picture proof. He had a meeting with the President of the American Butt Pirate Society!
arrrrrrrrbama!