This would all be so much easier
This would all be so much easier is I was wearing that hat.
(Vladimir Putin)
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Too bad the colors on that crown totally clash with blood red, or he’d be all over it.
Nah, he just likes to do it with a handicap.
To prove a point.
*For some reason, the second time I read this, it looked like “He likes to do it with the handicapped. Just to prove his point.”*
Anyone else?
Well, I’m not sure that’s an incorrect statement about Vlad…
… Janie, you know how much of a winner you are?
Yay! What’d I win?
… Vladimir Putin.
NO WAY!!!!
I know right!!!
SHOCKER!
*wants to strangle all people who use the phrase “I know, right?” before they can say it again*
*walks away, quietly grumbling*
it’s still better than “ino, right?” that makes me want to stab…
Too bad it isn’t a crown
It’s an orb with a cross, officially known as a globus cruciger (>website). You carry those in your hand, you don’t wear them.
If you can get ‘em out of the glass enclosure that’s meant to safeguard it from prying fingers, that is
To be honest, it does look like a crown. Note what looks like fur around the bottom. While it could be an orb sitting in fur, it just looks more like a crown.
You know, you might be right.
It IS a crown, it’s called the Monomahk Cap and dates to the 14th Century. For hundreds of years, it was the coronation crown of the Tsars.
is it just me, or does it look like hes like, trying to use the force or something on that hat??
I’m tired of putin, palin and haaachmadimwitijad.
Well then you and Jane should come over and play video games with me instead, because my brother only gets off my Xbox when I have friends over.
Still. Toooooooooooo. Tired.
-Giggles and gives Charlie Red Bull-
Fear not, young hobbit!
He’s not tired, I am! But it’s my own damn fault sooooo… yeah.
Exactly- If I give him wings, he’ll turn into the eagles from LOTR and fly you over to Mass, just like they fly Frodo from Mt. Doom! (Hence the hobbit reference and Gandalf voice)
Ah, I didn’t make your train of fault. But please, no more road trips. I’ve had enough. *whimpers*
THOUGHT! Train of thought! Where the fvck did fault come from?
There should totally be a Train of Fault. We can put trolls on it and ship them to Siberia.
Help me build it, Froo? I’ll supply the wood. (Sexual reference plus my dad’s a lumber salesman.)
LEAVE THE TROLLS TO PUTIN MOVEMENT!
LTTTPM?
no train, boat with big plug in the bottom that can be pulled over the middle of which ever ocean they’re on – send them to davy jones locker as shark food! siberia is too fragile an eco-system to withstand troll pollution
Freudian slip WIN!
So, my psychiatrists says that if your brains light up from 1-57 in logical order, then mine would light up 1,37, 98, and 57, eventually. Fun, aren’t I?
Absolutely!
I’m all for making things easier by the wearing of hats.
hats fix all
Unless it’s a baseball cap worn sideways or off-center (I can forgive if it’s worn backwards, even though I don’t like it.) I swear, everytime I see someone wearing their hat like that I just want to pop a knot in their head. Talk about looking like a ‘tard.
Agreed.
I agree too. I was having a bad day and decided to cheer myself up by re-watching The Godfather and pulled on my fedora. All was right in the world.
Hey, we catchers always wore our hats backwards… its the sideways and semi-sideways that makes no sense to me… but then again, I’m old.
Makes no sense to me either. Then again, I’m one of the PK-teens.
Yeah, but you had to! There’s no other way to get the catcher’s mask on. Besides, it just looks damn cool when you have the mask on..
hats worn @ssbackward aren’t nearly as ‘tarded as those idiots who wear their pants under their @sses, thank goodness most wear drawers, but nothing is funnier than watching a punk try to look cool while his pants are falling down around his knees. yet, if they had to run, well, i’d just call them ‘bear bait’
AGREED.
My friend has his crack showing 90% of the time, clearly defined by his boxers. If it’s too close to my face, I tell him to pull it up, he says “What? It’s not like you can see my ass or anything.”
GRRR.
I thought it was hilarious when my husband and I went to a water park, and the teenagers had their swim trunks pulled halfway down their butts, with underwear underneath. I mean, please! Underwear and swim trunks? How gauche.
Meh, I’ve never worn underwear with a pair of swim trunks, but I HAVE forgotten them and had to swim in my clothes sometimes. Anyway, those kids are idiots, or at least are trying so hard to look cool they look like they are so stupid it would be insulting to gorillas & chimps to call them monkeys.
when i went to college a few years ago there was this arsehole ex jock who sat in front of me with butt cleavage all the time – i missed so much of the lectures because i couldn’t help but imagine shooting spit-wads -
What I don’t understand is how that stupid ‘fashion statement’ has propogated across the globe. And the other thing I don’t get is, how the hell do their pants stay up? Do they have duct tape in there somewhere?
No. They constantly keep their legs spread far apart enough for it to stay up right around where the pant legs split. Problem is, if you stop walking and stand up straight, they’ll fall. And everyone will know that you can’t judge size for crap.
And I have no idea how it got all around, but I wish it hadn’t.
What’s so cool about showing off your underwear anyway.
I guess that depends on whether you’re a pot-bellied man in a thong, because that’s totally cool.
Ick!
Gorgeous!
BRAIN BLEACH NOW!!
Thongs and Speedos are explicitly forbidden by the Geneva Convention (it’s in Section XVII, right after the No Mullets Resolution) unless you have a huge overhanging stomach, no ass, and fourteen pounds of body hair — in which case, they’re mandatory.
BUT CHARRO OMGGG IT MAKES YOU SO PUNK AND STUFF!
No, really, I have no idea and it’s pretty nasty.. No one wants to see the outside of your ass (well, not if you’re a guy. Otherwise, 50% of the population does.)
Punk and nasty.
I don’t see that trend as punk. Seems to my punk requires tighter pants, although underwear is showing your pants aren’t in danger of falling off. The baggy pants is more of a “gangsta” thing, I think.
Janie, tight pants aren’t typically representative of punk- baggy pants are representative of (mostly) punk and gangster, and the whole “tight pants” thing is an emo stereotype, even though many “punk” musicians wear them, and don’t even get me started on the emo stereotype.. /grumble
I think both Jane and I are thinking “punk” more along the lines of the hair bands of the 80’s, who painted their jeans on and lived punk. Also the 90’s had some punk. And then there was Punky.
When I was in school guys didn’t wear tight pants. If you had baggy falling off your butt pants you were either trying to be “gangsta” or a surfer/skater. Emo didn’t exist but there was goth and although they could have some wide ass pants they at least covered the necessary parts of their ass.
Oh, we’re so old froo!
Hence the “punk” in quotes, Froo.
/Giggle at stupid stereotypes and continues to run in circles- I like my clothes the correct size, thankyouverymuch.
::pulls out shotgun::
Where are the emos????
@Jane: yes, yes we are
I think I have you by 2 months though, hehe.
They used to say that about me, Eric.
But you wouldn’t shoot me, riiight? -puppy eyes-
Besides, they didn’t understand Emo until they saw Chris Crocker.
That sh*t’s pathetic, but I’m not gonna fault the kids on it- let’s put the shotguns away, Eric, and use the knives. Their own.
Chris Crocker isn’t emo. He’s a pathetic sad sack looking for his 15 minutes of fame. And more mascara than Tammy Faye had on a good day.
We’re not as old as Eds though.
Which pretty much describes 90% of people that force themselves into the emo stereotype, Froo
It’s pretty annoying the kind of people that sing about how upset they are all the time and can’t see any kind of bigger picture or just act happy for once, instead of trying to look like a cool sad loser. /rant end
Oh, Crocker was SO not emo. Crazy, yes. Unstable, yes. Emo, no.
And I don’t tolerate no whiny emo shit around here. Am I understood, Tyler?
::cocks gun::
Relax, Eric. I’m a joker, not a whiner. Unless you send me to Outward Bound. Then, I’ll send Putin after you.
But I’ve always wanted to be a cool sad loser! Damnit!
@Jane: Thanks for remembering that! You, you can stay on the lawn.. the rest of the riff-raff can get off it now!
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*sits on porch with shotgun waiting for any stray emos to happen by*
That’s it. I wanna be just like Eddie when I grow up. Scaring kids off the lawn and threatening to splatter the emos with a shottie blast.
Edsie, can I stand outside the gate and laugh?
I have lawn privileges. *smugness*
Punk skater kids wear the baggier pants but not necessarily the underwear thing. At least the skater kids I know.
It must be hard to walk that way all the time.
I’ve had pants that were too big because my mother forgot my size and forgotten the belt for them… Trust me, it is.
Maybe the kids wearing those type of pants are trying to appear as though they have balls big enough that they need to walk around them?
They never will though. Because they’re really just hiding the outlines of their tiny, tiny nuts.
I knew a guy who wore them below his arse so he could show everyone his lucky boxers…
They had dice on them…
Past couple of days I’ve been walking along, taking three steps and yanking my trousers up, another 3 steps and I have to pull them up again. Turns out my sister had “borrowed” my belt.
When I was in high school (10 yrs ago), I remember watching baggy pants guys run to catch the bus before it left. They usually had to stick their @$$es way out behind them (like bending over) and grab the back of their own waistbands. So basically they looked like they were running and trying to pull something out of their @$$es at the same time.
Sometimes they don’t. I watched a kid in school one day, trying to keep up with his friends and his pants started slipping, but he kept running and ran right out of his pants…they stayed on the floor and he was three steps away before he knew he was flying in the wind. Good thing he had his boxers on.
So, enquiring minds want to know.. did you laugh or help him up?
Oh, he didn’t fall. he turned around an just looked. His friends and I just laughed our butts off. Hope I didn’t harm his self-esteem.
Last week I saw a kid riding his bike up the hill to the overpass near our house. He was standing up pedaling the bike, and his big baggy oversize pants were down around his knees. My daughter and I laughed at him.
I wish I could have stayed around to see what happened when they slipped a little lower, tangled his feet up, and he fell off the bike (logically, it had to happen soon!).
Also, I have a recurring thought that it would be fun to drive around my neighborhood with a Super Soaker: Locating the kids with their pants below their equator, soaking their butts, and yelling “Pull yer pants up, kid!”
when they go mincing past me at the mall i want to reach out and step on the dragging part, just to see what would happen
“Unless it’s a baseball cap worn sideways or off-center (I can forgive if it’s worn backwards, even though I don’t like it.)”
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I believe it was George Carlin [rip] who said that the only time you should wear a baseball cap backwards is a) if you’re actually a catcher, b) if you’re getting ready to give head.
If you’re getting ready to give head, doesn’t that make you by default a catcher?
Apart from hat hair…
AC, that’s illogical. Hats hide hat hair!
Until you take the hat off.. then you have hat hair. I think you’re getting hat hair confused with bed head.
No, shockingly enough I’m not confused, but the solution is to never, ever take your hat off!
never, ever, ever??
Doesn’t Flava Flav have a hat like that?
Nah, he has a plastic viking helmet
Fake Imitation of Viking Gal’s Friday Night Outfit FAIL!
But at least it matches his gold teeth!
Totally. No wool or furs, for a start!
He also doesn’t wear any axes or longswords! Biggest fail I’ve ever SEEN!
Don’t you wear those to school, VG?
Oh, and he’s missing a tiny, tiny dragon boat that barely stays above the water but can be used to travel surprisingly far.
But all vikings wear a giant clock around their neck so they can always know what time to plunder the next time, right? So the motif still works.
As a direct decendant of said vikings, I am shocked and upset by such blatantly offensive and ignorant statements.
It is *always* time to plunder!
LOL!
Nice.
When I first looked at this, I thought this was a cake. I’m kinda disappointed it isn’t.
*hands LG a slice of Jane’s fresh baked homemade cheesecake*
*holds out plate..*
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Please sir, can I have some cheesecake too?
Sure, she always makes a ton of it. It’s really good, BTW.
Look, anything that ends in cheesecake is BOUND to be good. The only time I’ve had bad cheesecake is when it came out of the freezer.
Yeah, but you haven’t tried hers…she got her recipe from her mom. Well gotta hit it, see ya on the flip side.
r u trying to say that its not cake??
Look at that hat. I wish I had a hat like that. Should I grab it? That’s a nice hat. If only I had a hat like that…. I would do great things.
I saw that “hat” when it was on tour in the States about a decade ago. Those jewls were so lovely you could almost taste them…
HAIL TO THE EMPEROR BALDIMIR OF HOUSE HARKONNEN ah i mean PUTIN… ^^
Must… have… sparkle… hat…
ohhhhh… [homer drool]
He has this look on his face like WANT.
It looks like the holy hand grenade.