I have a mistress in Argentina.
I have a mistress in Argentina. One time, I found Argentina on a map.
(Mark Sanford and George W. Bush)
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Hey where’s the Edwards jokes about him not keeping it in his pants? Oh that’s right he’s aliberal, let’s keep it hush hush….. All Politicians are hypocrits, it’s sad that the American people must follow suit.
Go ahead and write it. Quit complaining and DO something, fergawdsakes. That’s why your party is in the crapper to begin with!
Well, I have no problem skewering politicians of any stripe when they screw up….Edwards is certainly past due. Hmm. Rumors of a sex tape could be a good opportunity for captioning fun!
i heard it was the OTHER john edwards who had the sex tape. you know, the phony psychic.
Um, gross.
That joke is just crossing over the line.
It was just dead wrong.
What can I say, I like to push the envelope.
*pushes envelope*
Well, I gave it a shot. Could be funnier, but you never know.
I’m impressed you managed to fit so many hackneyed stereotypes into such a short response. You’re really earning your $13 this week, little worker bee.
Let me guess — you were drummed out of pro sports because of one too many blows to your already undersized head, right?
Somebody didn’t get his nap today.
I’m just impressed you managed to not use the word “pathetic”. Not really on top of your game today, are you?
Still pathetic.
Two replies and already you’re at the limits of your vocabulary? I’m afraid today’s just not your day, my friend.
Dr. Dhoti has just the thing for you: turn off the computer, head downstairs to the talky box, and turn on MSNBC. Put your feet up and repeat if symptoms persist.
I’m not at the limits of my vocabulary. I just think it’s funny that you get so annoyed when I call you pathetic.
And I don’t have a downstairs, so nyah.
Maybe I was wrong about you. A lesser mind would have read that and surmised that I was chuckling at your expense for having a single go-to word today. But you were far too smart to fall for such an obvious and plausible interpretation.
The pathetic masses and I salute you.
And I’m surprised you haven’t realized that I’m just trying to fsck with you. It’s sad, really. Pathetic even.
Humor, the last refuge of the scoundrel — when you fall flat on your face, claim it was a joke all along.
No, wait, it’s religion, then patriotism, *then* humor. My mistake.
I fell flat on my face? I missed that part. Pathetic really.
No Dhoti, that was me. *Falls over her own feet again* I’m clumsy…
Wait isn’t “trying to fsck with you” trolling? And you call me a troll… “hey pot it’s the kettle calling you’re black!!!!”
No, ILPB, the difference is there’s history between Eric and Dhoti. You on the other hand are a drive by wankstain.
No, it’s still just trolling. “History” is code for “political views deemed unacceptable by the PK enforcers”.
Blargh. Depressing, depressing arguments.
witty quotes that don’t fit in with the argument and only serve to try and make yourself seem smarter… the last refuge of an idiot…
At which our protagonist returns to the stage after a brief course of study at the Fester Institute of Festerian Festerisms. His grades were middling at best, and he failed all of his exams, poor dear.
some days… i kinda miss fester… but only kinda.
He did have his redeeming qualities… I think there were three… I just can’t seem to remember them just now
he was REALLY good at getting rid of trolls. he was one himself… but he was OUR troll. not the pesky types we wanted to get rid of.
that’s 1 quality. i’m sure some other people can come up with 2 more.
He has some of the best insults I’ve ever heard. Although he used the word cretin too much.
It’s kinda like the first soldier that falls on the barbed-wire so the rest can cross, Fester used to take the trolls head-on, so we wouldn’t have to…
He had great historical perspective, especially having lived so much of it. Is that 3?
Yeah, I got bored of Cretin.
But he certainly wasn’t stupid. When he wasn’t calling me names there were some interesting discussions. And Fester was really nice sometimes, when he wasn’t being so Fester-ish.
Well Fester frequently told me to “shove your bronze age superstition up your ill-informed ass.” But I kind of ignored that and he wasn’t too bad although he took every opportunity to have a go at my faith… He was a bastard, you know? But very likeable, although I was never entirely sure why. And I do miss him, he could be very nice, too…
and by the way, it’s “hypocrites”
… and there should be a space between a and liberal.
heh heh heh
did someone say Crites?
And you gotta love the unintentional irony of using the alpha privative with liberal, LOL.
You know, Peanut Bitter, I don’t think we’d like you any better if you were a liberal. You’re just a jackass all around. And you can’t spell. ::shakes head sadly::
Wasn’t ILPB one of the Megabob/Atlas/AF/Supreme troll socks? Or was that just “Peanut Butter?”
Maybe ILPB is part of the sock fan club.
OMG Eric thinks I’m a jackass… I think I’ll go home and hang myself…. oh wait that’s right you’re you’re just mean doo-doo head!!! BTW you ain’t gonna drive me off the site with insults…. b/c most of what you say is being said to silent my 1st Amendment Right to free speech. You know, when the loony Right Wing Christians try and do to y’al when something’s “offensive”? Oh wait y’al do that to the people as well……. hmmmmmmm maybe all us hypocrites should have a bon fire and sing COOMBIA!!!!!! Oh wait it mentions the lord….. how about we sing “Come on people now, smile on your brother, everybody get together try and love one another right now….” OMG I quoted a HIPPY song.. I’m going to conservative hell…. AKA Los Angeles…..
*claps*
You learned to spell “hypocrites.”
Yay! Spending time with lefties has helped edumacate you.
No I went back to my MODERATE centrists and away from lefties which helped clear my brain from all the stupid Pot Smoke…. that stuff’ll make you loopy…… worse though is the holy water…. just don’t drink it, you know how many people’s hands have been in there…. it’s gotta be worse than bong water…
Your train of thought post is interesting to read. There seems to be no filter between your typing fingers and your brain.
Too many Red Bulls, I imagine.
…And here’s me thinking we were conversing with some rambling drunk…
That’s possible too. S/he just seemed kind of…hyper.
Even the name: ILPB. You know that video clip: [LINK] it reminds me of that.
That was the first time I’d seen that. I’m laughing so hard I’m crying. You’re totally right, though. ILPB seems like ILT+ Bill O’Reilly+a keyboard.
Why? What’s wrong with turtle butter?
Best Video Evah.
I have to agree with Pittypat, that video was made of win. Thank you AC, now I’m going to go wipe my eyes.
Are you on crack?
Nope. You?
Absolutely. Want some?
No thanks……. I say no to crack…. too much hair.
EWWW!
FINALLY you scored a good one. There may be hope for you yet.
Eric, don’t you give him false hope. You know the truth and so do I.
Every time I hear about somebody smoking crack I think about Robert Downey Jr getting arrested for DUI while driving naked in a Porsche all the while tossing the rats he thought were crawling in the cab with him out the window.
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So I say no to crack, but that’s some funny shit.
*slaps head*
meant to add he was suffering from cocaine psychosis
*drinks coffee*
That’s even scarier.. if you had admitted to being on crack that would at least explain why you are the way you are. Now we’ll have to assume that you were dropped on your head as a child.
Wait, you mean using a crowbar *wasn’t* helpful with his tiny, smushy bones?
Wait a second, I have the power to silence your 1st amendment rights? That. Is. Awesome. I had no idea. And for your information, I’m a Christian, so don’t try to suggest I’m bashing Christians. Just loony trolls who can’t spell, use grammar, or form a coherent thought.
When you said earlier about “forcing” me off the board through insults. Isn’t that you trying to silence me? I think so. So therefore you were trying to take away my 1st Amendment. Sorry I’m a “troll”…. why is that, b/c I don’t agree with you? I thought a troll was someone who says something vulgar/ mean spirited/ insulting to get the group riled, so checking your posts you “trolled” me. But you being a liberal will somehow blame Bush.
Tedious troll is tedious.
So as the victim of trolling I’m using my troll card to troll back. So troll this (_l_) (As I said, say no to crack).
Yep it certainly looks like I stepped in it. Yes indeedy. Ick.
We totally took your posts as trolling posts. And I’m certainly not the first who thought so.
Agreed. Stupid Troll doesn’t know what Troll means.
And you’re obviously a troll, because you’re completely asinine when you argue to everyone who disagrees with you.
(Not you, Eric.)
It’s “Kumbaya”. Are you 8? 10?
BTW, it’s y’all with two L’s. If you’re going to use colloquialisms, at least get it right.
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::rolleyes::
Bush bashers are so NOT
btw first
The Buenos Aires Metro (locally known as Subte – from “subterráneo” -underground or subterranean-) is a mass-transit system that serves the city of Buenos Aires, Argentina. The first station of this network was inaugurated in 1913, being the first of its kind in Latin America and in the entire Southern Hemisphere. The network expanded rapidly during the early decades of the 20th century, but the pace of expansion fell sharply after the years following the Second World War. Towards at the end of 1990 began a new process of expanding, with the planning of four new lines.
At the present, Buenos Aires is the only Argentine city with a metro system, nonetheless there is a project to build an underground system in the city of Córdoba, Argentina (Córdoba Metro) which would make it the second metro system in Argentina.
High 5!!
What’s the name of all the stations? In alphabethical order please.
Only because you asked nicely:1. Acoyte (A); 2. Agüero (D); 3. Alberti (A); 4. Angel Gallardo (B); 5. Avenida de Mayo (C); 6. Avenida la Plata (E); 7. Belgrano (E); 8. Boedo (E); 9. Bolivar (E); 10. Bulnes (D); 11. Callao (B); 12. Callao (D); 13. Carlos Gardel (B); 14. Carlos Pellegrini (B); 15. Caseros (H); 16. Castro Barros (A); 17. Catedral (D); 18. Congreso (A); 19. Congreso de Tucuman (D); 20. Constitucion (C);21. Diagonal Norte (C); 22. Dorrego (B); 23. Emilio Mitre (E); 24. Entre Rios (E);25. Faculta de Medicina (D); 26. Federico Lacroze (B); 27. Florida (B); 28. General San Martin (C); 29. General Urquiza (E); 30. Humberto I (H);31. Inclán (H); 32. Independencia (C); 33. Independencia (E); 34. Jose Hernandez (D);
35. Jose M. Moreno (E); 36. Jujuy (E); 37. Juramento (D); 38. Lavalle (C); 39. Leandro N. Alem (B);40. Lima (A);41. Loria (A); 42. Los Incas (B); 43. Malabia (B); 44. Medalla Milagrosa (E); 45. Medrano (B);46. Ministro Carranza (D); 47. Moreno (C); 48. 9 de Julio (D); 49. Olleros (D); 50. Palermo (D); 51. Pasco (A); 52. Pasteur (B); 53. Peru (A); 54. Pichincha (E); 55. Piedras (A); 56. Plaza de los Virreyes (E); 57. Plaza de Mayo (A); 58. Plaza Italia (D)
59. Plaza Miserere (A); 60. Plaza Once (H); 61. Primera Junta (A); 62. Pueyrredon (B); 63. Pueyrredon (D); 64. Retiro (C); 65. Rio de Janeiro (A); 66. Saenz Peña (A); 67. San Jose (E); 68. San Juan (C);
69. Scalabrini Ortiz (D); 70. Tribunales (D); 71. Tronador (B); 72. Uruguay (B); 73. Varela (E); 74. Venezuela (H).
You can’t mess with the Diss!!!!
pwned
No, Mr. President. That’s South Africa.
Oh er, um, heh heh, I mean South Argentina – hey it’s an honest mistake, and we all know, I mean look, one of the very difficult parts of the decision I made on the South Argentina crisis was to use hardworking people’s money to help prevent there to be a crisis!
“I have a mistress there too! What a coincidence!”
“If my Argentinian mistress has a Brazillian Wax, does that mean she has dual citizenship?”
Only if it’s braided into a French twist.
I don’t have any good hair jokes. Don’t have time. Ian from Toronto called and needs help, but sadly I don’t know if I canadian.
In that case, feel free to get the Vancouver out and do some real work.
Don’t worry, the Calgary is coming.
Sanford: Blah blah my love of the Appalachian Trail blah blah hiking football high school coaching blah blah Appalachian Trail blah blah college jobs I’ve always been so special and well, different blah blah Congress unfair accusations I’m smart and I mean well blah blah I don’t lie oh I had an affair blah blah sorry oh and did I mention the Appalachian Trial?
Bush: You had me at “Boobies.”
Lol. I never get tired of Bush is Dum or Clinton is a horndog lols
Yeah, those are good too. Subsitute Clinton for Bush in that picture:
“I’ve got one there too! It’s not the same girl is it?”
Nice.
No it is not true!!!
Bush has never found Argentina on a map.
Shh! He thinks he did, and he’s proud…we’re not going to tell him he was looking at a map of Azeroth when he “found” Argentina.
“No, Mr. President, that’s Orgrimmar.”
“Ooh, can we wage war on them?”
You can be sure he’s found Paraguay, tho. He just bought 100K acres of land there.
…and isn’t that where he bought his coke from in his younger days??
I don’t know, ask Obama, they were together when it happened…..
Hmmm… I’m sensing a strong level of “butthurt” with this one…
Pathetic.
Let me get this straight — Obama has actually admitted to trying a little blow, whereas Bush has only tacitly admitted it. Yet suggesting that Obama did what he admitted he did is somehow worthy of your scorn?
Your knee-jerk reaction here is what’s truly pathetic.
Also pathetic.
Oscar Wilde would be proud.
Okay, I’ll actually attempt to talk to you, as much of a waste of my time as it is. ILPB’s reaction was the truly knee-jerk one, taking a snap at Obama when he has nothing to do with the subject at hand. Just because someone makes a joke about Bush doesn’t mean someone has to make a lame Obama joke immediately. And it wasn’t even FUNNY. It was just STUPID. I don’t give 2 craps if Bush & Obama did drugs when they were younger. They didn’t do them together, which makes the joke look more like a lame half-assed attempt to just take a cheap shot because ILPB is all butthurt about a democrat in office. So yes, it’s seriously f-ing pathetic. And you coming into the conversation just to take shots at me is also pathetic. And just when you were starting to act like a human being too. Damn, too bad.
Damn, the rod up your butt today must have a rod up its butt.
So, in other words, not only are you upset that people are permitted to have different opinions than the ones you were instructed to have, you’re upset that they’re still allowed to express them within sight of your mighty visage. Yes, I can see how that kind of lack of unity would be frustrating.
…but I’m sure you’ll write that off as just another personal attack, because that’s not what the nice man in the fancy suit on the talky box told you. Anything else you care to spin my way?
First of all, I’ll give you credit. That was pretty good. I’m impressed. Seriously.
However, it totally missed my point. Again. But anyway, I know good and well that I can’t do anything to stop ILPB from expressing his/her opinions. On the other hand, I have the freedom to express my opinions about ILPB’s opinions, and if I think they’re pathetic and unoriginal, that’s my right. I get kind of sick of the same old lame cheap shots from right wing trolls. If you want to say something about Obama, say it. But either make it funny, or make it relevant. That’s all I ask.
Who is the man on the talky box telling me what to think? I don’t watch that much television. Mostly Family Guy and baseball games.
Stewie Griffin, maybe?
VICTORY IS MINE!!!
He didn’t say anything about oppressing those opinions. Only that they were pathetic -which they are. Would you make such snide, needless remarks? I don’t think you would. ILPB is indeed being pathetic.
*sigh* Late post.
Better late than never, AC.
Let’s start over. Obama tried coke — he did it, he admitted it, and no one thinks it’s a big deal. But as soon as it invites a comparison with the evil Bush, OH NOES, the spin machine comes out, and all of a sudden the truth is declared to be “pathetic”, and therefore not worth our time, of course. Oh, what’s that over there, a penny? Oooh, shiny!
Are you really failing to grasp how that’s oppressive?
As Eric said:
Irrelevence + “I don’t like Obama” remark = cheap shot = pathetic.
True the facts may be, but the poster’s attitude really is sad.
In other words, get enough people to spin along with you, and the truth becomes irrelevant next to what you’ve declared “popular opinion” to be.
I think we’re in agreement.
Dude, seriously, I do actually see where you’re going with this. I get your point. And if that were my point, then you’d have a leg to stand on. But Peanut Bitter wasn’t trying to make a valid point. He/she was just going for the butthurt cheap shot. OH NOES they made fun of a republican I gotta make fun of Obama. His crack wasn’t relevant to anything. He just took it as an opportunity for a cheap shot at Obama. Got it?
Yeah,
Irrelevence + “I don’t like *insert republican here*”
would be just as much a pathetic cheap shot.
Eric, take a step back and look at your argument from a wider perspective:
“Bush used coke” = true fact; what a loser!
“Obama used coke” = cheap shot; not a valid point
See?
AC, if that’s true, isn’t it odd that no one took time out of their busy schedules to tell Polly? Or jti? Or anyone else who made exactly that comment on this thread? Take your pic, they’re not exactly rare…
err, *pick*
Dhoti, imagine the thread went like this:
jti – Obama doesn’t know where Argentina is.
Polly – He has land in Paraguay.
MG – Didn’t he buy coke there?
ILPB – I don’t know, ask Bush, they were together when it happened.
A random have-a-go-at-whoever-you-don’t-like is always pathetic.
Of course, it doesn’t become pathetic until Bush shows up, right?
jti, polly, et al were at least relevant. What they said didn’t particularly stand out because none of them desperately tried to incorporate a bush-bashing just for the sake of it.
You keep missing the point. The LOL is about Bush. Therefore, a joke about Bush is relevant. Obama had NOTHING to do with this LOL, so bringing him up now just makes it seem bitter. Add to that the fact that it wasn’t even funny, and seemed to be a fairly desperate cheap shot that totally lacked originality, and you get totally pathetic.
My question is, why do you care so much?
Lol, really? So when MG incorporated a Bush-bashing just for the sake [sic] of it, that didn’t count?
…and right behind “it’s all a joke” is its trusty sidekick, “why do you care?”
Why do you add [sic] Dhoti?
Why are my comments lame, yet when said against Bush witty? A little Obama worship here? And you y’al wonder why we call him the Messiah? (I know I know old,, but so is “Bush is dumb”….) I don’t get it…. if you agree it’s funny if not it’s snide…. hmmm sounds hypocritical to me…… but then again I’m just a lonely centrist who believes in small federal government, small taxes, anyone can marry anyone (except Rabbits.. too much breeding and that’ll lead to too many Rabbit/Man Beasts…. which would scare away Bear/Cow/Man beasts…. , just let me live my life, you live your life… and let me worship who I want you worship who you want (The Flying Speg. monster)…… For a group of people that tout, “Don’t judge me, man” y’al are always quick to judge…
*sigh* No, it doesn’t count because the LOL was about Bush. I keep saying the same things over and over and you refuse to listen. It’s getting old.
Eric, why did Dhoti add “[sic]“?
He’s making fun of the quote he made from you for some reason, AC. For the life of me, I don’t know why.
There’s no reason to put the [sic] in there, Dhoti. There was nothing wrong with what you quoted from her. Or does it just make you feel like a big shot to use fancy quotation terms like [sic]?
OMG, Peanut Bitter, your posts are so damn hard to read. Do us a favor, go take a couple grammar classes and come back. Or would that be imposing on your free speech?
How frustrating is that? You keep repeating “I AM RIGHT”, more slowly and louder each time, and I refuse to accept it!
Sorry, I get a bit pissy when I think my grammar/spelling/wording is being unfairly criticised. I see “for the hell of it” a lot on this site. Maybe Dhoti doesn’t like people using the *wrong* idiom.
And Peanut butter, Eric’s right: your posts really do jar the brain.
Eric, “just for the sake of it” is grammatically incorrect. Personally, I’d be willing to let it go, but seeing as how poor Peanut got piled on for fat-fingering a couple of words, I figured I needed to defend myself, lest my entire existence be reduced to nothing by the forum goons for appearing to have — gasp! — made a grammatical error on the Internet.
But feel free to be obnoxiously pedantic; that’s about as persuasive as your original tactic of repeating your opinion over and over.
Grammatically incorrect? How so? Do enlighten me.
And you keep countering with points that have nothing to do with my points, along with being pathetically pathetic.
It really should be a crime for me to not believe what I’ve been told repeatedly to believe…right?
Damn, I’m falling behind. LOL
Anyway, Dhoti, since you’re our new grammar nazi, how should she have “just for the sake of it?”
Crime? No. Annoying and pathetic when you’re purposely ignoring my points for the sake of it? Yes.
Eric, I see your point. B/c the picture made fun of Bush, and I brought Obama into it you thought I was being trite. However the comments field is not restricted to only LOL’s about who’s in the picture, we are allowed to expand. Just b/c I don’t agree with what you’re saying I’m not going to tell you to stop typing it (as you have said in a not so nice manner to me)….. So since I’m not the true intellectual snobby type (aka you)… I will engage you and try not to totally stoop to your level, however I will return some jabs, as it’s all just a joke, can’t you take a joke….
Eric, try actually making a point, and maybe I’ll listen to it. But so far the only “point” you’ve put forth are your personal biases, and you’ll have to excuse me for not automatically sharing your opinion on what is and isn’t a valid topic for conversation.
Here’s the thing, PB. Your jokes are the same ones we’ve heard 1000 times and find really irritating. We can take a joke, as long as they’re funny. And yeah, I came off as snooty because you came off as just another right wing troll trying to take pot shots at the often left of center group here. And seriously, without trying to be a jerk, I have to say that it’s much easier to get your point across using at least decent grammar, spelling, and capitalization. At least make an effort. That being said, post here all you want. I don’t really care. There’s nothing I can do about it anyway. I’m not in charge here. LOL
Eric, I appreciate your effort… but here comes the “I’m better-than-you, I-know everything-I’m right-you’re-wrong-add-some-personal-attack-because-I-don’t-want-to-get-into-dialogue-I-just-wanna-get-my-point-across-and-not-listen-to-anyone-else’s-point-of-view-Dhoti-response”…
And yes, Dhoti, I did try to find some common ground where we might actually start a dialogue, or intelligent conversation with you, and had hoped you would stop your little pissing contests with most people on here, but, alas…you’d rather provoke people than engage them. It’s really quite sad. I’d really like to engage you in a discussion sometime, but you’d rather have a pissing contest.
*drinks big bottle of water* Let’s get this pissing contest under way then!
And I agree. Dhoti has shown some glimmers not just of being funny, but of being able to discuss things rationally and in a civil nature. Which makes it doubly annoying when he goes off like this out of nowhere.
i’ve had 4 of the 4-cup nalgenes full of water today… and i’m pretty sure i’m on your side. lucky you. otherwise it’d probably get messy.
You could always drink some Kerosene and go piss on a fire… Oh wait I’m sorry, was that an attack on you… you want me to dial you up a therapist or lawyer?
Bitter troll is bitter. And kinda stupid.
MG, you go right ahead and think that. I imagine it would be quite impossible to bang out your usual smug, self-superior non-responses without the winds of moral superiority blowing at your back.
I’m not one bit surprised that you skipped right over my response — can’t have any contradictory evidence interfering with your personal attacks, dontcha know. At least Eric read long enough to dismiss my reference to Obama’s own writing as a personal attack, but you couldn’t even be bothered to do that.
This is why I tend to ignore you.
Seriously, dude, who pissed in your corn flakes today?
Actually didn’t skip it intentionally, just didn’t “refresh” before posting. I love contradictory evidence, especially when presented in a DIALOGUE, not a series of personal bashes. I’ll admit, I can be one of those that bashes others.
That’s… not the winds of moral superiority at her back. She had chili for dinner.
MG, that’s such a transparent lie that I literally LOL’d. My response was the *first* thing I posted today, you imbecile! Unless you’ve magically turned your refresh button into a time machine, it’s impossible for you to have missed it.
So, once again, you haven’t bothered to read anything; you just blindly squeezed out yet another I’m-going-to-try-to-shout-you-down-by-making-personal-attacks-MG-turd.
Nice.
Holy crap, dude, moral superiority smells like rotten eggs and cabbage. That’s nasty!!
imbecile, Dhoti? oh, but you don’t use personal attacks, right? Geez. Somebody needs to get laid.
Why not? MG isn’t a legitimate part of the debate anyway, and she certainly doesn’t think the rules apply to her…
I was actually taling about your response at 12:48… I had started responding to Eric’s post at 12:43… I hadn’t refreshed when I posted at 12:55…
Now, I have admitted that I can tend to bash people. I have also stated that I’d like to have a DIALOGUE with you sometime, sans personal attacks.
MG, when your first response is a personal attack, that’s not opening a debate, that’s starting an argument. Now, if you actually want to try that sometime, be my guest, but given you track record, I’m not exactly holding my breath.
Same with you, Dhoti. The first thing you did was start an argument with me with no provocation. I wasn’t talking to you at all, and you jumped right in at me. Practice what you preach, pal.
I will. However, let’s take a second to look at several of your opening “volleys” today, shall we?
I got the sense that you were coming on looking for an argument with either PM or Eric, and to be honest, that’s where my initial reaction to you came from.
Eric, pointing out the hypocrisy of your statement is not a personal attack.
MG, the “but he started it!” defense hasn’t held water since grammar school, dear.
You called me pathetic. That was a personal attack. A pathetic one at that. *snicker*
Technically, I made my case, then called *your reaction* knee-jerk and pathetic. But really, what are a couple of declarative modifiers between friends?
The thing is, Dhoti gets paid per post, so this back and forth thing is just what he does when the bank account gets low.
Give him credit, at least there’s no evidence he uses different socks to argue with himself, he seems to limit himself to arguing with actual people.
I just so proud to be a South Carolinian…and an American.
Also, *I’m* just so proud…
Don’t fret… Charleston is still one of my favorite cities… I think everyone has had a goofball for a governor at one time or another.
In my state we had John Ashcroft. Yes, that conservative nutjob who was Attorney General. We were very alarmed to hear that Bush picked him for that job, especially since we hated him so much we elected the DECEASED Mel Carnahan over him for senator.
Well, sans sarcasm, I really am proud to call Charleston my home.
Pinky & the Brain, it’s Pinky and the Brain….
What brain? Neither of them have one!
Yes, gotta love scumbags who can’t keep it zipped.
Even better are *hypocritical* scumbags who can’t keep it zipped. How many of these guys getting caught with their pants down were wagging their fingers at Clinton (or other philandering politicians, usually from the other party) not so long ago?
I’m so glad you said “fingers” after “getting caught with their pants down were wagging their”…
… pendulous peninsulas precariously pointed past Poughkeepsie?
if you say so!
I’m all for “Bush is dumb” jokes, but I’m willing to bet there are a fair number of people in the US who can’t find Argentina on a map, actually…
but most of them have no chance at getting elected dog catcher, let alone potus…..although there is that governor from alaska…..
i’m not. he’s not a great orator, but that doesn’t mean he’s dumb…
…maybe he should’ve used a telepromter.
I propose that from now on we use a “TittiePromter”, where the words appear across the chest of a busty stripper named Tiffany. Can you imagine the press conferences? No more complaining about the overuse of the teleprompter then!
ALL IN FAVOR??!!
aye.
Wait, first we have to deliberate excessively, entertain subsidiary motions, postpone indefinitely, amend, postpone to a certain time, limit or extend limits of the debate, raise the question of privilege, recess, adjourn, recess, fix the time at which to adjourn, recess …
Fsck that! We want boobies!
ay(t)
recess?! i call dibs on the swings.
I’ll let that one slide.
You always do find a Roundabout way to make a pun…
I see/saw what you did there.
These puns are turning into quite the jungle, Jim.
They’re teeter tottering on the brink of madness.
wasn’t someone saying how some of the obama jokes were old? so, that makes these…uh, what?
Dude, we haven’t *heard* any Obama jokes yet.
Except the JibJab video (link)
Dude you can’t mess with the Antichrist I mean Messiah……
Like I say, write the joke, we’ll laugh. I love Clinton jokes, and I’ve been a liberal for almost twenty years.
BTW, “OMG a socialist is going to bury the economy and wipe his butt with teh cawnstitooshun” will not qualify as a joke. Just make it funny, okay?
they get written. they just don’t make the front page. go figure.
Honestly, I don’t see that many decent ones on the voting page, and like PM, I’d be happy to vote for an actual FUNNY LOL about Obama.
yeah. it seems like the real humor is lost to the obvious stabs and same old, same olds.
no time for the ol’ in-an-out, love.
You can say that again. Stabs and finger wagging.
Well then we’ll just sit in the MorecowMilkbar, which sells milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which sharpens you up and makes you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.
Sore loser=/=funny jokes. If you think you’re funny, you’re wrong. You’re just a bitter asshole. There’s a big difference.
Oh FFS, let the messiah sh*t go, ok? Even as a card carrying Republican I’m sick to death of hearing Obama called the messiah.
Especially since none of us think of him like that. Sure, we were seriously f-ing happy to see him after 8 years of Moron Boy, but that image of him was seriously boosted by the relief of no more W. Trust me, we’re all coming back down to earth now. We’re not exactly planning a mutiny here, but we’re not overly impressed either. But it’s only been like 5 months. He’s still got 3 1/2 years to wow us. Or as the conserva-trolls say, to destory teh countrey!11!!111!!!!
ok, i get it. but who is moron boy?
Well duh, he’s Geor…oooooh, I see what you did there.
you, obviously. and if you have female genitalia the label still applies.
the labia?
signed
the_original_morecowbell
Both titles, equally nonsensical.
It doesn’t help that Obama’s, well, a little on the bland side. *sigh*
I’ve heard that he’s a completely different person in private company, for what it’s worth. It does seem that he’s almost trying tooo hard to appear Presidential all the time, although after the last 8 years, I don’t know that that is a BAD thing…
You have to love Jib Jab!
point taken
Look another let’s make fun of Bush and Conservatives joke. Gee Ha! Ha! Ha!…. the sign of a true intellectual is someone who can not only laugh at those he opposes, but his own idealogues. Once I would love to have a liberal do an Obama that actually makes fun of him. Trust me, he can’t speak without his teleprompter, so if Bush is “dumb” I’d have to say the same for Mr. Obama.
Blah Blah Blah….Bush…blah blah blah…liberals…blah blah blah…obama and his teleprompter…blah blah blah…
Blah blah…. Bush… blah blah blah… dumb… blah blah blah…. hypocrits… blah… blah…. no orignal thought… blah… blah… blah…
blah blah … ILPB can’t spell… blah blah…. no one takes him seriously…. blah blah…
Blah blah tittie prompter bla — wait, what!?
*Eric wakes up*
Someone say tittie prompter?
-Crotch wakes up-
TITTIES?!
your point is received mildly better if you spell your words correctly.
*hypocrites
*original
blah blah…butthurt…blah blah…sore loser…blah blah…muslim antichrist…blah blah blah.
And we’ve heard all your bitter loser BS before. Who is the one without original thought here?
Blah blah blah…. don’t care who’s in White House however right now checks and balances are fck’d UP and America will pay for it. (Not saying that GOP did better, but country is better with even keel)…. blah blah blah never called him a Muslim b/c he isn’t….. blah blah blah called him anti-christ b/c if one were to read the bible he could fit the billet… blah blah blah funny when y’al lose in the next election cycle (almost all Dem congress somehow still losing points in the public eye, change in the winds) I won’t rub your face in it, I’ll just say thank God we have checks and balances again… and no I won’t go to the bank for more checks or Bed Bath and Beyond for a better scale…..
Okay, fair enough. You didn’t say muslim antichrist. Which makes you a rarity among conserva-trolls. The rest of your post continues to make my head hurt.
Why? B/C I’m not a conserva-troll but *GASP* a moderate? Or do you want to marry rabbits? Am I trampling your right to mate with animals?
WTF
I know, right?
It’s just…
so…. full of….
SO MUCH FAIL -Rips his own face off and falls off bridge-
Get off my lawn you wannabe!
Screw you TOTUS! blah blah…
Goodness. Mark Sanford certainly is tan, isn’t he?
It’s b/c he hikes her “Appalachian Trail” in Argentina…… hey wait there’s no Trail there….
Maybe there’s a landing strip?
Also known as a vagina..
No, the vagina is on the inside. You’re thinking of the vulva. ::nods::
Vulva can you expect from someone named pscetti?
OMG. OMG. OMG. That reminds me of my grandpa. (Don’t freak, I’m going somewhere with this.)
My grandpa is one of those people who seems to pronounce every word that ends with a vowel like “uh.” Sund-ah, Missour-ah, etc. My grandpa decided one day to tell us all at Thanksgiving once what he thought about Volvos.
“I saw a really nice Volv-uh the other day.”
“Excuse me, you saw a WHAT??????”
“I think your aunt is looking into getting a new Volv-uh.”
“That sounds personal.”
Grandpuh might have been pulling your finguh
Sadly, no. He really talks like that. And it will be a cold day in hell before I hear that man actually use the word “vulva.” LOL
My mother wouldn’t let my father buy a volvo for YEARS because it sounded too much like vulva…so I’m trying to type while laughing my a$$ off!
I can just see grandpa in an accident.. “Oh, sorry, I didn’t mean to bang into your vol-vuh..”
God help us all if he decides to buy one.
G:”I decided to check out a black Volv-uh today.”
Me:”Grandpa!!”
G:”It was pretty big too.”
Me:”DUDE!! What is wrong with you??”
G:”It just didn’t feel right, so I tried out a smaller blue one.”
Me:”…a blue one?”
G:”I really liked that one a lot better.”
Me:”Yeah, I can imagine a blue one would be somewhat of a rarity. But what about Grandma?”
G:”She likes the blue one, but she says it’s gonna be a tight fit for us.”
Me:”Do you have any brain bleach I can borrow?”
“grandma and I had a little mishap… I rear-ended her Volv-uh.”
The end result is still the same, isn’t it?
Well that depends entirely what you’re planning to do down there, isn’t it? Heh heh.
In and out, man, in and out!
Funny how I make fun of Sanford and y’al are happy, but I don’t agree with your liberal ideals or attack Mr. Obama and your all over my a$$? Ironic… I really do think….. and yeah my spell check sucks… DAMN you Bill Gates!!!!
Actually, you can make fun of Obama, as far as I’m concerbed. The operative word though is fun, as in funny.
Yep. Hell, make fun of any of ‘em. Just please make it funny.
Hey PB, if you want to call Obama the messiah go ahead! Just do it quick and move on, don’t argue a whole page about it, they say worse about Bush so big deal.
And again, it’s Y’ALL.. FFS, get it right, ok?
Link
When I read “I have a mistress in Argentina,” in my mind, I heard it in the rhythm and cadence of the ladies saying “I have a bad case of diarrhea” in this video.
Typical Bush
She should put his nutz in a blender….mixed nutz anyone?
Obama probably would like to learn to speak “Argentinian” so he could talk to Sanford’s mistress.
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W’s first foreign visit was to Mexico. Usually the President goes to Canada first. He probably couldn’t find Canada on a map, but living in Texas, knew where Mexico was.
Maybe he weighed the two in the balance and found Mexico more relevant. I mean, how many Canadians are fighting to get across the border compared to Mexico?
Canada: Just like America, except that it sucks.
I’m not your friend, buddeh! I’m not your buddy, guy! I’m not your guy, friend!
(Reference intended for South Park viewers only)
There are two schools of thought on Canada. One states that one day Canada will invade the United States, and that no one will notice. The other states that this has already happened.
Well, I hope that when they do they will make us less apathetic and eliminate all need for rap and hip-hop. And the Jonas Brothers. but then again, give any country in the world the chance and they’d take those guys down.
OMG, my kid and I STILL use that. Good times…
Durr duhr duh duh duh. Durr dur dur. Duh Duuuuuuh, durr durr duh…duh…duh! Oomblah, esta ramano! Moki hoki.
Come on guys. If yall are republican enough to give this one a low rating, get a life.
These guys are both doing better than Palin — who thinks Argentina is a female Argent.
ARGENTINA RULES!!!!!!!!! SOY ARGENTINA!! =)
Well who hasn’t?
be fair to bush here guys, i cant find argentina on a map. its one of them skinny countries right?