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According to official reports of the Iranian Government: Filthy Jews, Iranian Teen Corrupted By American Supplied Drugs, Israeli Mossad Agent, The Jonas Brothers, Dirty Zionist Pig, Homosexual, Listens To Heavy Metal
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But… but… Ahmadinejad says there are no homosexuals in Iran!
I liked the side mention of the Jonas brothers.
yeah, what are they doing there?
Who cares? The absurdity is the funniest part.
That’s what I thought was the funniest part.
i believe this photo was on the nbc nightly news with brian williams.
I know, right? And, my brother, who spent 2 year-long tours in Iraq and Kuwait back from the beginning of the (ILLEGAL) Iraq War, told us when he came back the first time that in the Middle East, according to the interpreters he was around, there’s a saying that goes like this among the men:
“Women are for breeding, but men are for pleasure.”
So, if there’s NO HOMOSEXUALS in Iran, then how come most men in the Middle East say and practice this saying, huh, “President” Ahmadinejad? That idiot makes me laugh so much, for being so freakin’ STUPID.
I’ve heard a saying from the Middle East that goes:
Women are fine, little boys are divine, but for real ecstasy, you need a watermelon.
LMAOOOO how true!!! Well teh watermelon part is
persians LOVE their watermelon
I’m pretty sure it’s “young boys are for pleasure.”
Or was it “melons?” My memory is not what it used to be.
Whatever that was.
Not illegal. Just unpopular with some folk.
I believe he’s referring to the fact that Bush tried to declare war, when that power is supposed to be the responsibility of congress… But really, I’m not sure. Too late at night to have an opinion on the subject, either.
How is the war in iraq illegal? It was sanctioned by Congress & the President. That makes it very legal. Don’t dishonor you’re military brother.
He’s not the military brother. Watch ***your*** apostrophes (See? It’s so easy!).
I’m not an expert in international law, but AIUI it’s an offence under international treaty law for one UN member state to invade another without first obtaining a UN mandate authorising the invasion.
This Dubya and Tory Blur (Aka Tony B Liar) signally failed to do.
having said that, I also don’t see that expressing misgivings over the legal validity of the invasion of Iraq (and hence not supporting the politicians who ordered the invasion) necessarily means that you do not support the troops on the ground.
A protester driving up to a public meeting with his car stereo blaring “Heavy Metal-Powered Man” by Iron Savior would have to be the coolest thing ever.
“It’s a Heavy Metal-powered world, that’s my way to be!
I got a Heavy Metal-powered mind, I don’t need conformity!
No one tells me what to do, what to think or be!
I’m a Heavy Metal-powered man, right, that’s what I am!”
I heard a report on NPR the other day about heavy metal music in Iran; apparently they have a thriving scene there. The lyrics sounded much better (imo; granted, I don’t like most heavy metal) than American lyrics.
Imagine a Persian girl wearing jeans, Black Sabbath t-shirt, and head scarf, as they described one of the people they talked to. Kind of blows my mind
Reason 212 that I love NPR.
Looking up Iranian Metal right now, Mark. Thanks for the tip
Women can wear jeans, and allways wear jeans
….just saying
In pumps….OMG….Brak has bad thoughts!
Ah men are so easy …
And from what my wife says, predictable as well. Frankly, I don’t see it, but I’m not going to disagree with her. As they say, “Happy wife, happy life.”
PortlandMark, any homosexuals in Iran would be those corrupted by Western influence.
Of course, an analogous picture from a protest in the US — Seattle in 1999, say — could be labeled very similarly: “Dirty Hippie … Homosexual … Man-hating feminist … Tree hugger … tree hugger … Trapped in the Sixties … Tree Hugger … ” etc.
Not much other way TO label people like these, is there? Except for fascist and anti-American. Link.
So hippies, homosexuals, feminists, and tree huggers are anti-American and fascist, huh? Nice.
Oh, and have good points.
Didn’t look at the pictures, eh? I don’t blame you.
Wasn’t paying attention. Didn’t notice the link. Now I looked at the pictures. Some of them. Those people are nutjobs and definitely don’t represent the majority of people who protest stuff. Uh, I’d go for a NSFW label on that if I were you. Yikes.
No kidding! The naked bike ride one’s were enough to make anyone hurl!
Lol…that one naked bike ride guy’s not got much to cover up, if you ask me!
In general….whattabunchamorons. Jeez. (For some reason, though, I really like the photo of the naked treeclimbing protesters. I still think they’re idiots, but it’s a very artistic shot!)
No, but they’re the most likely groups to be disenfranchised by mainstream culture, and therefore the most likely to protest. Straight, middle-class, white, patriarchal Americans don’t have as much to protest about (or perhaps more accurately, they usually don’t realise that they have as much to protest about).
Where can I get a Marx/Lenin/Mao T-shirt like the commie zombie was wearing? I want one for the next time I get called for jury duty.
There’s an Anarchist Bookfair? Where? I need to go…
oh shut up, iranians love amaericans
what? iran? still? haven’t you heard? michael jackson is dead! michael jackson! michael jackson! michael jackson! mich…ooo look…a shiny object! mmmm shiny!
*gently leads deathby away, while patting on the shoulder*
-Kicks Deathby into the asylum door- Nice setup, Viking. Particularly well done.
Who?
and now so is billy mays
Was he the Oxy-Clean guy?
that would be a yes..
I can’t help it, but when I heard the news I had to do a breaking news report, impromptu in the car to the BF, “Billy Mays passed away today, millions turned the volume up on their televisions seeing they were no longer at risk for hearing loss.”
Billy Mays is not my lover–
Oh, wait, that’s not right…
WIN!
*presents wrists for handcuffs*
But Nataaaaasha Richardson
She says I am the one, but Nataaaaasha Richardson
But his sounded like a freak accident, sort of like what happened to Natasha Richardson.
I know…I said last night that if anybody in MY family hits their head harder than the “Ow. Dammit.” level, I’m making them go to the hospital if I have to hogtie them and throw ‘em in the back of the truck.
With a pillow, I hope!
It’s a short ride…. that may depend on how hard they fight me.
They said today that he died of a heart attack. Very very sad.
Oh! The last I read it hadn’t been confirmed.. Still, at least Billy didn’t weird me out like Vince the Shamwow guy!
NOW LET’S HAVE A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR BILLY MAYS!!!
SURELY HE WOULDN’T HAVE WANTED THAT!
I voted Epic Win on this one. SO glad I did, it’s funny every time.
Yeah. der_mezgermeister is awesome.
Thank you : )
damn those heavy metal listening gay israeli homosexual drug americans – damn them *shake fist
Where is the bunch of guys that sneak off to listen to Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, and Glenn Beck?
Funny.. Would like to know what is wrong with heavy metal though
Well, I knew a guy once who broke a toe when he dropped a dumbbell on his foot. Does that count?
hahaha
yeah me too, didn’t like to see it mixed with the jonas brothers in a caption… that’s just… you don’t do that.
they missed that guy to the right… i wonder who he is…
He is the local BBC instigator of violence. The BBC has hundreds of them.
Don’t forget the workers from the British Embassy. Yep, they would definitely be right up the front and throwing stones…
It’s like the Iranian President *wants* to be at war, as if that will be some kind of validation of his beliefs.
“they missed that guy to the right… i wonder who he is…”
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A single mother?
lol…
this is hilarious, i love it
A funny one at last.
If only the Jonas Brothers really WERE over there…..
And, TheSaintofPain, the only thing Illegal about the Gulf Wars is that people like you gave Saddam carte blanche to commit atrocities, for their own personal benefit. Gulf War II should have been in the 90s under Clinton, when he started killing his opponents wholesale, and reinstituted the “Children’s Prisons”, where kids as young as 4 were imprisoned to keep their parents in line.
There was an article about 5 years ago in either Atlantic or Mother Jones (both far left-leaning, and supposedly staunch supporters of human rights), where an inspector stated that they SAW the abuses in the childrens’ prisons in 1999 but deliberately din’t report them, because, according to the inspector (paraphrased, from memory) “I knew that if I said anything, there would be war, and war is evil in any form”.
So, I guess torturing and molesting THOUSANDS of children is the lesser evil???
Gulf War II was the right war, but for the wrong stated reasons, and WAY later than it should have been, because of European greed & corruption, and people who can’t grasp that sometimes intervention IS necessary.
P.S. I personally know 2 U.S. servicemen, one a relative, who DID see WMDs in Iraq, in 2003, in different instances, but in both cases, people showed up WITHOUT identifiers on their gear, took the stuff, and NOTHING was ever said about the discoveries publicly. There’s also the WMD-capable, illegal, missiles from Iraq that mysteriously ended up in The Netherlands in a scrapyard DURING the war (I.E. Saddam was getting rid of them to keep them from being found, and they passed the invasion force in transit), and the Russian fighters found buried on some of Saddam’s airbases of a design that post-dated the restrictions on what he could legally acquire. It’s easier to list what sanctions Saddam actually adhered to, because there were NONE that he did so willingly (the ones he did obey were because there were US fighters flying over the Kurdish areas to KEEP him from violating them).
On Hotair.com, after reports came out about a massacre in Tehran performed by 50 men who came out of a mosque, someone sarcastically posted “how in the world did Israel smuggle 50 Mossad agents into a mosque in Tehran?”
I agree, the only person I approve of the Iranian government suppressing is the Jonas Brothers. PLEASE, someone stop them?
Just save us the effort and ignore them for another 6 months, at which point they’ll be working in the same White Castle as Hanson.
Ha, that was funny. Good job!
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lol “jonas brothers”, lets hope they burn
HOORAY FOR TEH IRANIAN GOH-VHEHRN-MEANT! DEM DIHRTY MEHHRIKANZ HHAHVE CORRRRRUPTTEED HOURE COSSIEHTEE WIIII-
I would prefer even the most sensationalist news broadcast over this.
heavy metal ftw
lol the iranian version of the jonas brothers? xD
That report is more believable that a report saying that steel will liquify and concrete turn to powder and a building will collapse demolition style into its own footprint with only a small office fire on 2 floors in a building that wasnt hit by anything more than a small amount of debris. On top of that somehow evidence of thermate not thermite was found. So this office fire magically produced its own thermate.
Some people who worship their gov will believe anything. On a side note the mossad have been known to engage in false flag operations so this caption may be more true than the gov worshiping author may realize.
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For once, we’re on the same page. The irony is that WS2600 thinks that other people are gullible.
Gov worshipers in general are gulible… Doesn’t matter which country you’re in.
I think you will find I am one of the most adamant small govt supporters there is on this site. I preach about the dangers of big govt almost daily.