Comments on: It looks like someone wrote “Axis of Evil”

By: WallFly the Spook

WallFly the Spook — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 16:00:29 +0000

i was thinking that very thing

By: viking gal

viking gal — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 00:16:41 +0000

Glad I could reassure you!

By: Original Andrea

Original Andrea — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 00:02:09 +0000

Ah. Thanks. None of those sound like me though.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:26:52 +0000

According to this article, most paper money has coke residue, but other items are gross:

http://www.cracked.com/article_17495_p2.html

I’m inclined to go along with this, because I remember from the movie Blow that coke became popular around the same time that ATMs became widely available, so that if any money with coke went through the ATM, it would get on the roller, and contaminate all the other money that went through the ATM.
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/history lesson/

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 14:59:41 +0000

One of my least favorite occurrences (and sadly, this happened more than once) as a cashier was having guys walk up in sweatpants without pockets and reach down the front of their pants and whip out a roll of sweaty bills. Believe me, that was always the first money to go back out as change. (Sweaty money pulled out of bras is a close second in the grossout race, but not as bad as the crotchmoney.)

By: morecowbell

morecowbell — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 14:37:57 +0000

the*

i had to correct my crayon

By: morecowbell

morecowbell — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 14:37:24 +0000

they crayon got in the way of his finger paints?

By: FlonkertonChamp

FlonkertonChamp — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 04:43:34 +0000

this made me lol. a lot.

By: pittypat

pittypat — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 03:14:46 +0000

Yowza – I looked that up and it’s sort of shocking, actually.
It’s also Kerouac, not Ginsberg, from what I can tell

By: viking gal

viking gal — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 02:41:07 +0000

*too many ’same’s. Sorry!

By: viking gal

viking gal — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 02:40:46 +0000

The original author of same is now a bobble-headed doll distributed by the Lowell Spinners baseball team… The irony of same which I think he might have appreciated?!?

By: pittypat

pittypat — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 00:40:15 +0000

In honor of the full moon, I Howl at the Wang:
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by
madness, starving hysterical naked …
angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly
connection to the starry dynamo in the machin-
ery of night.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 00:10:35 +0000

Under-estrogened can also cause a drop in libido, an increased risk of stress fractures, and underdeveloped breasts (the ducts). And it tends to cause infertility–the woman might menstruate but not ovulate, or she might skip menstrual cycles. The most typical causes are stress, over-exercise, underweight (like most actresses), and pituitary gland problems.

By: Original Andrea

Original Andrea — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 00:04:58 +0000

Hmm, what are some other effects of being under-estrogened? (Endocrinology was one of my least favourite subjects!) Before I went on the pill I always had incredible breakouts a week before my period. My cycles were as regular off the pill as on (just light). No changes in weight or mood, that I’ve noticed…

By: Banana

Banana — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 23:09:44 +0000

Does this count as Godwin’s Law?

By: AC

AC — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 20:25:14 +0000

Get your elbows off the table!

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 19:03:12 +0000

EIN TROLL!

By: somechicksings

somechicksings — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 18:37:46 +0000

Soylent Green would make a great new Crayola color.

By: Exile

Exile — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 16:06:57 +0000

I bet Adolf Obama put X’s and O’s all over Cuba and Venezuala.

EIN REICH, EIN VOLK, EIN OBAMA

By: Lllll.

Lllll. — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 06:37:57 +0000

…ha, ha…

By: Lllll.

Lllll. — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 06:37:35 +0000

…’They’re all spies!!’…

By: Lllll.

Lllll. — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 06:36:25 +0000

…funny stuff…

By: Lllll.

Lllll. — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 06:34:07 +0000

…reminds one of Theodore J. Flicker film “The President’s Analyst” involving in one scene an african american ‘CEA’ agent recounting how as a lad he played along when other children shouted ‘run, run, here comes the n*gger! run, run, here comes the…’…

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 05:26:28 +0000

Not to make the ladies hate on me, but I also lost weight after I went on the pill. Nothing significant but maybe a little more than five pounds.

By: Tyler

Tyler — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 03:51:37 +0000

BOO! Did I scare you yet?
Awwwww….

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 03:44:28 +0000

Introducing Tyler the Friendly Ghost.

By: Tyler

Tyler — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 03:35:26 +0000

Okay! -snaps his own neck and drops dead, waiting for tard-trolls to go away- Wait, you said PLAY!?
…. Well, damnit.

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 03:26:20 +0000

Shhh…if you’re quiet, they might go away. Play dead or something.

By: Tyler

Tyler — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 02:55:35 +0000

Ah, look. They’re here, everybody!

By: Tyler

Tyler — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 02:53:44 +0000

Yeah, the acts should really have included Jump nearest guy too

By: Nancy

Nancy — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 01:56:08 +0000

Funny coming from a guy who never met a Enemy of America he didn’t apologize to and bow down to.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 01:39:29 +0000

You might have been a bit under-estrogened before, like I was. After ending varsity sports & college stress, I gained 15 pounds in 2 months, and started having normal cycles and cramps starting a couple months after that.

By: Original Andrea

Original Andrea — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 00:58:05 +0000

I was really lucky to not have much trouble at all, until I /started/ taking the pill! My “monthly ladypains” (as I heard them once hilariously and eloquently described) went from minor to moderate. I still have it much easier than a lot of women, but I’m intrigued that it went the opposite way to what’s expected.

By: Original Andrea

Original Andrea — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 00:49:52 +0000

AC! My mum, who is Scottish, does the salt in hand thing too (and maybe I have? Just a few times?). It runs in the blood Speaking of which, mum and I have blood pressure on the low side of the “normal range”… perhaps the body thinks it knows what’s good for it…

By: viking gal

viking gal — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 23:37:54 +0000

Yeah. I’ve noticed a huge variation on how intense the experience can be. I actually had nothing of significance until after college (and the end of varsity sports). Afterwards, a different story, but still not horrible.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 22:38:01 +0000

It’s one of those no-win situations. Either the money I handled all day is crawling with filth, or the silverware I ate with all day is crawling with filth. It’s like those statistics that tell you how many insect parts are in the bread *you already ate*. And I want to know this, why?

By: Tessie

Tessie — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 22:35:57 +0000

I flatter myself that I’m *usually* a reasonably pleasant person, but in the midst of the kind of backaches and/or headaches that are so severe that you wake up crying, I think anybody’s manners would slip somewhat.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 22:32:24 +0000

*jealous*

By: viking gal

viking gal — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 19:52:13 +0000

At my house, the show would just be.
Act 1: give me chocolate or give me death.
Act 2: jump boyfriend
Act 3: hamburgers for dinner!
the end.

By: AC

AC — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 19:02:14 +0000

Yeah, the two words kind of go together don’t they?
Odds and ends, spick and span, nooks and crannies, clarty bastard…

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 18:53:40 +0000

Clarty bastard has such a nice feel to it. All those t’s and r’s I think.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 18:52:22 +0000

Oh yeah, I remember that one, it was cute.

By: AC

AC — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 18:45:40 +0000

*small writing from male lion*
k

By: AC

AC — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 18:43:20 +0000

Well, at least you’re aware of it now.
I have rather low blood pressure but I suppose I shouldn’t be so cruel to my kidneys. Note to self, morning porridge should not contain half the salt in the house…

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 18:40:19 +0000

Love the Lol with the two lions and the female is say “I DOES NOT HAS A PMS!!!!!”

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 18:39:44 +0000

They tuk yur job!

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 18:38:16 +0000

It’ll still hurt your blood pressure in the long run, and I’m pretty sure it’s hell on your kidneys (it’s been hell on mine). It probably depends a bit on family history as well. There’s plenty of high blood pressure, heart problems, and strokes in my family, so I’m a ticking time bomb.

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 18:36:30 +0000

Skews the approach?

By: AC

AC — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 18:28:21 +0000

Another one I’m apt to use is “clarty.” Which is a bit like minging except more like dirty than disgusting. e.g. Her house is dirty. Or an example of usage on PK “DWN, you clarty bastard!” (I like him really, just that day I didn’t.

By: AC

AC — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 18:24:35 +0000

Yeah, loads of my friends have a horrible time. Makes me feel a bit guilty for never having cramps.