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Those cookies are awful.
Hey! Those cookies are awesome! You watch your mouth!
CLEARLY you’ve never had a Samoa.
Damn snooty east coasters…
They’re CARAMEL DELIGHTS. Get used to it.
Didn’t they just switch to calling them Caramels this year? Last year I swear they were called Samoas out west too…
What was the reason for changing the name, anyway? Seems like something that’s well-known and loved could hardly benefit from a name change.
Samoa = samoans. It’s a PC thing, I believe.
Wouldn’t want anyone joking about eating a Samoan, now would we?
j/k. They switched bakeries, actually, and that’s the name the other bakery uses.
By the way, does anyone know how to get those delicious cookies off season? Like on the black market? I want to get a box of those damned Caramel Delights!
I ain’t no east coaster! I’m in the midwest!
No, my gf’s sister is a girl scout leader. I’ve had every kind of cookie they sell (well, I HAD, before I became a diabetic).
Total number of tasty girl scout cookies eaten: 0.
Admittedly, I am extremely picky.
Also admittedly, they still all taste better than the few so-called “sugar free” cookies on the market, which are like having a cradboard penis rape your mouth.
That’s not true. I’ve had several plenty of tasty sugar free cookies. But it’s true that not all sugar free cookies are that good.
I’ll watch your mouth, Eric. You’ve got a purty mouth, Eric…
Yes I know. Stop staring.
I said stop.
STOP!!
*cues dueling banjos*
WHAT!!! TROLL!!!! Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?!?!?
Haagggmmmmmmm Samoas… WANT!!!
surely showing my ignorance here but forgive the foreigner: what’s a samoa?
I think they’re a girl scout cookie, but I’m American and I’m not 100%.
The BEST girl scout cookie ever. Chocolate and cocoanut and yum. OK, Thin Mints are pretty great too. Especially right out of the freezer in the summer time.
Your girl scout cookies last until summer time?!
I had to hide them in the back of the freezer, wrapped in aluminum foil to disguise them from my husband. He was a total Thin Mints fiend!
And I thought it was awesome when I found a box of Thin Mints back in March that I’d shoved to the back of the freezer and completely forgotten about. It was like when you find money in old coat pockets. Even though it’s already yours it’s like a gift from the heavens.
Dude, I thought I had made exactly that sort of find earlier this month when I found a box of Thin Mints in the freezer. But the box was EMPTY! What a cruel joke!!
Oh man, that’s not even right.
“Was”?
Meh. I see no girls here. We demand short plaid skirts and skimpy boob-flashing shirts with our girl scouts!
Ermm… theyre like 8 years old…?
No, those would be brownies..
Now THOSE I’d buy
Chris Hansen’s here and he’d like a word with you.
Why? Because I like eating brownies? Who doesn’t?
Brownies are the segment of Girl Scouts for girls in Grades 2-3….
ahhnnddd….. j/k
and, just like veal, the younger they are the better they taste.. yay cannibalism?
Of course, man. Don’t you love the taste of babies? Mmm-mm delicious!
Ew ew ew ew ew. You have no idea what you just said. Ew ew ew ew ew.
I’m so disgusted I think I might just give you a medal, Eric.
How about a girl scout badge?
Nah, that’d just be ironic.
No, probably nickle…
Non! Allow me, sil ver plate.
Uh oh…I better steel myself for another round of puns…
Stop metaling with our puns!
What ore you doing now?
If you have a better idea lead the way.
Uranium-eeding to stop now!
You will sulfur with the rest of us.
Fool’s! Gold is what we’re talking about here..
If you can’t Lithium, joinium.
Ermmm… look at the picture again, tardo.
Watch it, HST. My daughter is a girl scout. (She’s just a Daisy, but still.) You know Liam Neeson in Taken? Yeah, I get like that about my little girl.
I also demand skimpy outfits on my catholic school girls. I’m just old-fashioned, I guess…
Thin ice, HST, thin ice.
*breaks through*
Hooray! Icy immmersion cancels out teh bad thoughts…
Well, you certainly needed a cold shower after all that, so I’d say it’s win-win.
Sooo….. what’s your daughter doing tonight?
-tries not to answer with something that will make eric angry-
Going to vacation bible school, then after she gets home, right to bed! BECAUSE SHE’S 6!!!!!
*Eric’s eyes turn red*
-jumps up and down happily- Yay! someone finally who’s mentally my age! Does she know ring around the rosy?
Protective daddy instincts FTW!!
*heehee*
Implant those in my father, please? He’s what put me in my troll-esque mood in the first place
Wish I had sage words, but my own was no rose (mary).
Please…it’s thyme to stop with these horrible puns!
I’m not oregano be the one that stops the maddness! Besides, act like a dill, be a dill.
Ah, I know what you mean. I’ve just finished arguing with my mother and so my “embarassment/freeloader/lazy waster” instincts sent me to calm down on PK… You’re fun folk here.
Slacker.
Well, it’s nearly midnight here so I’m only missing sleep…
Wastrel.
My Father’s daughter, I’m told… Lol… But I like him better so proud to be a freeloading ingrate who should be working by now!
Man, you ARE used to it, aren’t you…
Funny how those parental rants never quite clue into things like…hmm, global economic crisis? Ah well, at least you are expanding your vocabulary!
Like I’ve said, I don’t believe in guns…but I might have to borrow a shotgun to keep handy when my daughter has her first date.
Awww… Cute, just don’t screw her up because that can make a girl’s dating life pretttyyy messed up if she’s not allowed to date. Trust me on that one, anyone insane enough to date Tyler obviously hasn’t been out of the house enough.
Fathers will always have a problem with their daughters dating. I think it is hot-wired into their brains, or maybe the gonads? My father had a problem with it when I was old enough to have my own teenage daughter, and he liked the guy! So obviously logic is not a part of the equation!
-Grumbles and agrees-
And just cause I like my hair long… blargity blarg
Suprisingly enough, Viking, most parents dislike Tyler, even though compared to most males my age I’m a freakin angel
It probably isn’t you. It’s that they have DAUGHTERS. If you were hanging out with their sons (and presumably hetero…), wouldn’t be a problem.
I assume your guy friends’ parents like you? If so, then it is the daughters.
For some reason, folks seem to forget that sons can also have their hearts broken, and that sons can get STI’s etc. They instead obsess about their daughter’s risks for heartbreak and premature pregnancy. Like I said, primitive human wiring!
No, parents generally don’t like me because I have long hair and wear dark clothes. Well, okay, most of them like me but the ones who don’t consider me a “bad influence” even though I’m straight-edge. I feel the same way about sons, parents are more congratulatory than protective. Not good. But IMO, that parenting will just make girls read the… the… the sunset books… -cough cough- and have standards like THAT. Or really, really bad standards for guys. Which are one and the same.
Straight edge and twisted of mind–that’s a good combination for a fun life! When you don’t pull your friends down the path to ruin, those parents will eventually figure things out. Eventually.
And when you get to college and/or the working world, you’ll find more folk like yourself–high school is a bit of a social cookie-cutter factory. College is a whole ‘nother story.
As for girls dating–no rush. The late bloomers will do all right–I was one by nature rather than by restriction, and it did no harm! (and yes, I did start before I was old enough to have a teenager, so don’t be a wiseacre!)
I have a cousin who started her goth phase in pre-school–she’s just a creative type, is all!
OK, bedtime for this gal. Have a good one!
Nighty night, VG!
VG’s got it. My daughter is 6 and talks about her little boyfriend. Out of nowhere I instantly started disliking the kid for no reason whatsoever.
But… daddy Ewic, I’m a good widdle boyfwend!
Can I bowow your cawr? Does the back seat way back?
*loads shotgun*
Learning why people like you are alone all their lives would be my best guess.
Well I guess you cant argue with their can-do attitude!
But wouldn’t an aggressive sales campaign work better?
I would have thought so, but in an effort to control the bottom line, they had to make cuts. So the G and the S had to go.. given the flick.. made redundant.
They’ve already cut cookies from the boxes. Now they’re cutting letters from their words? By sum Grl Scout Cukies!
i always found setting up a table in the church parlor to be an affective sales strategy. those little old ladies loved their cookies.
sold 300+ boxes every year for 14 years.
*effective.
Sell 1000 boxes and you get an iPod.
What do I get for buying a 1,000 boxes?
Fat as a hog.
That’s a terrible prize. Stupid cookies!
Diabetes?
100 friends who come over and eat you out of snacks and home?
I should be so lucky…actually this year I bought something like 9 boxes, but fortunately my cookie crazy friends ate all but three. It was a gift from science, I’m telling you.
Gee, if you had invited me, you would only have had one box left!?!
Next year, VG. Next year.
No, that’s what you get for EATING 1000 boxes. There’s a difference.
No there isn’t.
Those cookies are made with pure 100% columbian.
You BUY 1000 boxes of cookies, you end up broke.
You EAT 1000 boxes of cookies, you end up fat.
Or dead, more likely.
No, you end up as Tyler.
Knowing is power. Rightly said Eric.
Would add eating 1000 boxes in a short time frame -> digestive issues.
It’s like an NBC commercial. The More You Know, and a star streaks over Emperor’s head.
CBS for Canadians I guess. Ahh the wonderful world of Dic (pronounced deek)
heh heh
He said wonderful world of dic.
heh heh heh heh
FIRE! HEH HEH HEH! FIRE’S COOL!
Odd sort of fire.
Buying 1000 boxes = eating 100 boxes.
I don’t care what planet you’re from.
So what do you do with the other 900 boxes?
ROFL! Missed that one…
1000=1000!
Wait, whut?
Eating brownie boxes?
*goes to hell*
Ha ha that’s terrible and I laughed! It was the *goes to hell* that did it for me
How I love you, HST
Even though your name is troll, your heart is…. so, so dirty.
Like your tongue.
-Glides down and sits on the lava rock next to HST-
*proffers a cookie*
Join us, suicide_blonde, it’s only a LITTLE hot and naughty down here…
Oh darling, I’ve had a table reserved for YEARS…
Darn, we seem to be out of seats, SB… but there’s a little room here on my lap, let me brush it off for you…
Only if I can sit near the hellfire and brimstone…
Ohhh…. I’VE got some brim-stone, all right…
Dateline NBC was here for you, HST, but even they were too creeped out after that one.
No wonder I like them so much…
I’ve been known to snort the crumbs.
Lots and lots of friends. You have extra cookies, I hear?
Wow! That’s a lot of cookies. I bet selling them at a college dorm would go over big…or perhaps a medical marijuana facility!
There’s a difference?
Yes. The cops won’t arrest you if you stay in your dorm room…
Not funny at all…
Yeah. I’m all outta Girl Scout Cookies for the year.
TOO SOON!!111!!!!
I still have some in my fridge…those peanut butter ones that are covered in chocolate…tagalongs?
*leaves for SB’s house*
-clings to the roof of Eric’s car in a desperate attempt to mooch cookies, cheeks flying around like a parachute- TOOOO MUCHHHH WINNNNDDDD!!! SLOW DOWWWWWWWNNNNN!!!!!
(For similar visual, please see picture of Pres. Bush skydiving, also on the front page)
Yeah, except that my hair is like two feet and I’m young, so it’s still funny, not just gross that you can see their cavities
Get a fu(king haircut and get the fu(k off my lawn.
dagnabbit
*is reminded of Gran Torino*
Note to self, do not step on Clint Eastwood’s lawn gnomes. Must remember that.
Me, I finish things…
That soldier is taking that door down wrongly, and those soldiers in the background are grossly out of formation.
I’m disappointed
did you ever think that maybe he wasn’t trying to kick down the door? perhaps there was a spider there that needed killin.
It was probably a Muslim spider…
Damn Muslim turrist spiders.
They tuk yur jobs!
Hopefully not an Australian Muslim turrist spider–Eddie put me off Australian spiders, forever!
Tell me about it! I’ll never travel there, ever.
Awww, you can run faster than the turrist spiders. Honest! Besides, when you smash ‘em they make a wonderful *squish* sound..
But what about turrist spiders with tiny, tiny rocket launchers?
OMG, I remember that episode. I had forgotten about that one.
Dey tuk er juuuhbs!
Would’ve been less grating to my eyes if ‘aggressive’ had been spelled the right way.
please don’t diss the brave eSTONIAN soldiers who are after the brownies
Nothing like joking about thugs working for an oppressive regime, namely the USA, being akin to Girl Scouts.
Look at the way that brainless thug is kicking in the door, undoubtedly to harass some poor Iraqui or to get some “tail” from a civilian girl, and you all think this is FUNNY? You people make me sick!!
Oh, hey, CareTroll cares mooooore than yooou do!!1!!!
Of course that requires totally ignoring that there’s zero context for the picture and you have no idea who the soldiers are, where they are, or what they are seeking to accomplish….
Nor can he spell Iraqi. Before you champion for someone, make sure you can spell their name. And also, make sure you know WHO you’re defending, and what the soldiers are ACTUALLY DOING, moron.
Diss- end of comment not directed at you.
I figured!
SO WHAT MORON?
You whine about spelling and allow millions to die at the hands of a brutal dictator for 8 YEARS (That’s BUSH I am speaking of BTW) and cry about ME misspelling “Iraqi”? God, put another tampon in or something because your menstruating about everything is getting OLD.
Oh, you’re a BOI… LOL, even funnier. The advise still stands, son.
Um…he’s 16 years old, so I’m pretty sure he didn’t have a lot to do with the Bush vote…
Well if that is true he needs to learn to SHUT HIS MOUTH and respect his elders. What a punk.
I bet his parents voted Bushie in though… Shame on them for that AND for raising a smartassed little brat loudmouth too.
Care troll is now bitter troll. Please make sure to adjust posts accordingly.
F*ck you, Again. I can have an opinion and express it too, even if I’m a minor. If you want me to respect you as an “elder”, respect me back. You were being a caretroll, you insulted the soldier in the picture for a situation which you know nothing about, my parents voted Gore, overall, you’re a 100% natural jackass.
And the punk bit doesn’t really bother me. If you’re who I should be respecting, then I’d be proud to fall under that category. Just because you were born first doesn’t mean I’m less of a person nor that you should be verbally sh*tting on me and my family, if you’re that much more of an adult than me. So sir, to you I say all your assumptions and insults have missed any raw skin. I wasn’t worried about the typo, I was frustrated that you insulted someone who you know nothing about, in a situation you weren’t in, and have no background story on, not the typo.
Sorry if this double posts, but my comment is awaiting moderation because I forgot to edit out the F*ck.
Kid, you really have a big mouth and you need to learn how to SHUT IT when adults are talking.
You DON’T say “F*** YOU” to *me* for one, and for two you don’t have the years of experience I have so don’t think you can one-up me on anything, I don’t care if your parents voted for Gore or not (noticed you didn’t say they voted for Kerry/Edwards as well.. Judas Voters I presume?) because they have raised a real STINKER of a “son” who talks with an arrogant swagger about things he has NO CLUE ABOUT.
Idiot kids like you need to just shut the hell up and NOT ‘add to public discourse’ because all you do is act like morons and detract from the ADULT conversation. I might also add that you assume I know nothing of the situation, etc. but you a) are WRONG and b) know even LESS.
I’m sure you wear the “Punk” label proudly, like all of life’s losers. Get off the skateboard, go back to school, get good grades, and try to become something in life kid…
*this* is adult conversation? Damn, I need to turn in my “Adult Badge” too.
i’d keep it froo, judging from Again’s comments, I’m not so sure the Adult Badge he’s got is really his. Damn wipper snapper probably snagged it off some old man while he was napping on his porch.
Not cool!!
I can tell that you don’t have the mindset to be an educator, or a healthcare worker, or…pretty much anyone who deals with the public. Tyler has been posting for the past couple weeks, and has held his own with the group–he is intelligent, apologizes for mistakes, and has a sense of humor. You, on the other hand, have shown a far more ‘youthful’ manner in your so-called discourse–to be blunt, you whine like a 2-year-old who is trying to get the attention of the grownups.
The above was for Again, naturally.
Aw, damn it, looks like the nesting’s screwed again.
Yeah, but with that reply it can go just about anywhere and fit!
Wow, it’s really weird when the nesting fixes itself. LOL
That was my fault. I commented by accident on one of my posts that was awaiting moderation, but made it so it didn’t include the swears.
No… I have a REAL job, thank you very much.
The way you emphasize REAL makes me think you probably don’t. But, that’s just an assumption on my part (which I’m sure you can relate to.)
I think “real” was in response to VG’s “you don’t have the mindset to be an educator, or a healthcare worker.” After all, neither of those jobs are worthwhile because you have to deal with stupid people.
I don’t think Again has the mindset to be a contributing member of society. What’s your “real” job, dear? Making big rocks into little rocks at the state Penitentiary?
Don’t you know? Educators only POISON
Oops. Wrong button.
anyway…
Don’t you know? Educators only POISON the minds of today’s youth, and healthcare workers just work for the oppressive healthcare industry! They’re all EVIL!
hey, actually i kind of took offense to that, again – one of my jobs is as an educator, do i get to call again a jackass now?
Permission granted!
thanks SB!
@Again: Jackass!
i feel better.
nicely worded, Viking – I’ve really enjoyed Tyler’s company on here, he’s a great addition to the eclectic group ya’ll’ve got here.
But, aren’t you a part of that eclectic group too? At least I consider you a member..
thanks, Eddie
means alot, been reading your guy’s posts for a long while before i actually joined in, made the slow points of my work day alot more entertaining
I have the years of experience to tell you to shut the f*ck up, f*ck you, or even f*ck in the direction of off. So where’s your snappy reply, wankstain? You must feel like a really big man for telling a 16 year old off.
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As for telling Tyler to shut his mouth, who died and made YOU the moderator? I would guess that there’s at least a majority of the people here that would tell you to practice what you preach.
I think you’re using the word “adult” with reference to yourself a little too freely. The only one have a first grade temper tantrum here is you.
Hey you fu(ker…. leave my adolescent syphocantic lap dog alone!
As his pwner, only I am allowed to torture the Tyler.
You’re not worthy to lick the sh!t from his shoes.
I’m NOT a kid.
And fsck you again, Again.
Wow. That’s some goofy nesting.
Yes, these are the goofy times your parents warned you about.
Now you know why the dodo is extinct
i thought that was college?
Goofy nesting is better than empty nesting. ::nods, hugs kid::
Wow, it takes a real man to go on the internet and act tough with a 16 yr. old kid. I bet you’re a real catch huh? Does your mom let you come out of the basement often, or should that be your nanny? You’re really good at throwing labels around and being boastful. That’s really going to make everyone want to listen to what you have to say. No one cares if you are liberal, vegan or care about the environment if you’re going to act like a total asshat and act like you are better than every one else here. If you want people to actually consider your point of view, maybe you should shut the hell up and listen to theirs as well. Tyler is a damned good kid and you should be ashamed of yourself for talking to him like that. If you are too full of yourself to apologize then you can go blow a goat. You could probably use the protein.
Ah, how terrific you are. Don’t quote me if you aren’t correct, sir. I didn’t type it in caps. Yes, my parents voted for Kerry/Edwards. I just didn’t bother including BOTH campaigns, I was demonstrating that they voted against Bush. I like how you insult me for speaking about things I have “NO CLUE ABOUT”, but by the way you use the word undoubtedly- “Look at the way that brainless thug is kicking in the door, undoubtedly to harass some poor Iraqui or to get some “tail” from a civilian girl” You clearly make an assumption. If you were there when the picture was taken and knew the situation and soldiers involved, and could prove that to me, I would respect your opinion more. However, thus far you have said NOTHING of the sort, and that means I have no reason not to argue my point. Anyway, I’m not the one acting like a moron here. If this is adult conversation, I’m starting to think Peter Pan has a real point. The fact that you don’t know me and assume I know less about the situation than you merely serves to highlight your blatant arrogance and asinine arguing style, complimented by the fact that you assume I am one of “life’s losers”, that I skateboard (don’t), get bad grades (don’t) and am not trying to become something in life (am, but undecided as to what yet.) Also, you are talking with me on this nest. So I don’t need to shut it, because an adult and a teenager are talking, this isn’t an adult-to-adult conversation. And I never said I could one-up you on anything, just that I was not less of a person than you were. Which is often the impression I get from you when you try to degrade me and make illogical assumptions about my personality and lifestyle because of whether I “respect my elders” enough for you or not.
*golf claps, Tyler* well said!!
cheers to that!
*hugs Tyler* You already were but I think I should tell you that I’ve put you in my Teenagers who are Awesome group along with AC.
Me, too.
Me three.
And Again has been pwned…again.
Thanks guys.
Your support appreciated very much.
Olbermann? Is that you?
Sir!! Did you call?
Yes. I miss you on SportsCenter. That is all.
You are being disingenuous “Dissy”…
Look at the evidence – Desert camo, hmm isn’t there a WAR going on that BUSH started which has gone on longer than WWII DID? It doesn’t take a genius to figure out that these guys are in IRAQ and they are doing door-to-door raids on “Iraqis” (THERE, FEEL BETTER NOW LADIES?) despite the illegality of the whole mess…
And YES I care more than you do, because I realize that MY actions have consequences for people in other parts of the world. That is why I am a) a Democrat, b) a Vegan, and c) an Environmentalist. What the HELL are you? Oh, just another whiner who talks the talk but won’t walk the walk and create CHANGE in the world.
Next time you hear grown folks talking shut your mouth, boy.
WHACKADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODLE.
That is all.
So because you’re a) a Democrat, b) a Vegan, and c) an Environmentalist, you’re better than the rest of us and know more about what’s going on in a random picture? Damn, I think I need to switch parties…..
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How’s that whole “sea kitten” thing working out for you guys?
Probably set the fire at the Slim Jim factory…
No moron… Violence never creates peace, it only begets more violence.
But then again, you sound like a Red State NRAtard so I wouldn’t expect you to grasp the concept. Idiot.
Then you definitely need to snap into one. Pronto.
No, I will leave the fattening animal carcass sticks for YOU Deep Thought. The sooner you have a heart attack from your atrocious diet the better.
You’ll drop dead first from accidentally biting the inside of your lip and poisoning yourself.
Animal carcass stick. I *like* that! They should put that on the package!
I think it’s in the fine print already.
There you go being hateful and discriminatory again, Again…
Matters naught to me. Consider the source, SB.
I’m calling Godwin’s here, people…
In 5…4…3…
So, if violence begets more violence, then what does angry hate-filled ranting at those who disagree with you beget?
Wanging.
Lol…yeah. I’d attempt a little more at actually engaging in conversation with “Again”, but it seems unlikely to be productive. Doesn’t matter what end of the political spectrum they’re on, people who are convinced that they are correct about everything and you, therefore, must be the devil
are little fun to discuss differences with….Off to RL fun for the night.
Do everything I would and wouldn’t do, K
Yeah I think she’s just out for a nice troll…
Have a good night lady! Don’t do anything I would do.
Honestly, no you don’t have to switch parties because unlike the Republicans us Democrats aren’t discriminatory and hateful, so stay put.
As for being better than the rest of you… Well, 98% of the time its TRUE, so what? Only about 2% of you can even breathe through your noses anymore, let alone comprehend a damn thing.
Move away from Beijing then, dooshie, the rest of us are fine.
Yes, Barney Frank wasn’t discriminatory and hateful to Justice Alito at all, nor did David Duke have anything to do with the KKK. Right.
Nice one… *snaps*
Well…maybe MOST Democrats aren’t hateful, but you certainly are. Perhaps you’re not getting enough iron?
My diet is just fine, thank you very much… I knew where you were going with that and you just got shut down.
Vegan diets, when planned carefully, have just as many vital minerals and nutrients as a “carnivorous” animal corpse eater’s diet, but without the animal suffering and cruelty.
…therefore, all predators deserve to be eliminated from the face of the earth since they are animal corpse eaters..
Idjit.
No, just the ones who are supposedly “moral” and “caring”, i.e. human predators…
But, that said what I want is to make all human beings vegans so the animals and humans can live in peace instead of one preying upon the other like vampires. It’s better for the environment too, but what would you care if your kids were starving in a smog-covered convection oven of a planet?
Yeah, and how’s that workin’ for ya, dooshietroll?
Now if we can just get those evil, vampiric lions to stop eating all the animals in Africa and just eat some grass or something. Fight the good fight, Again!
PETA called, you’re late for the meeting.
If animal suffering is anything like reading your posts, I just might go vegan…
You should consider it, suicide_blonde… It is a way of life that doesn’t depend on raping and pillaging the planet and our animal friends.
I have a clear consciousness… Do you?
I believe conscience is the word you’re looking for. As for mine, it has good days and bad days.
Mine wants to come over to your house for a play date…
I’ll see you in hell
I’ll bring the brownies… and samoas….
I’ll bring the rawhide and honey…did I say that out loud?
*runs if front of bus*
Ohhhhh, SB? Ahhhmmm waiting…
*crackle of hellfire for ambience*
I probably should have told you, I’m not ready to die…keep my seat warm!
Why not? Slip the planet some roofies and you’re all set.
Mother Earth was so asking for it.
She said “no” but I think we all heard “yes.”
I thought she was really warming up to me…
I felt up South America, and she didn’t stop me. I thought were good to go.
Mother Earth is a whore. And a furriner.
*drools*
Mmmm…animal corpse…
It’s the suffering that makes it tastier!
Dont’ forget the BabyRitas! Salted with the tears of lonely Vegans.
Unlike you, I’m not so US-centric that I automatically assume soldiers in a photo are US soldiers.
You do realize that other nations have military as well, right?
Oh, and as pointed out by several people who should have a clue, several elements of the photo strongly suggest that it’s a training exercise.
Just another carbon-based lifeform….
Training for WHAT? More oppression… Um, Hooray?
Oh, look, it’s a lunatic. Playtime.
Don’t play with your food. Just eat it.
Just eat it! Just eat it, WOO!
*moonwalks*
how does being a vegan make you car more? first off, you’re still killing things, maybe not animals but you are destroying plants (which are alive also by the way) which makes your basic argument a bit hipocritical. you only care about things that are similar to you? fluffy and cute, maybe? no, more like scaled and venemous, yeah, that’s closer to you.
anyway, point is, have you ever look at your teeth? your eyes? humans are built as predators, it’s our nature and part of our evolution to consume animals in addition to plants, hence we developed the canine teeth, forward-looking binocular vision in addition to grinding and chomping teeth.
if you can explain to me the true benefits to veganism, i’ll listen, but so far, none of you have been able to give me a worthwhile argument.
the best i can say is: i agree that you should cut out some red meat (not all, because it’s damn tasty) and eat more vegetables but if you’re cutting out meat at all, you should still eat fish – probably one of the best sources of many nutrients and one of the only for omega oils (i’m including shrimp, oyster and other shell fish, too).
Exactly, Wallberman. I don’t eat a lot of red meat because I know it’s bad for me and the environment, but I reserve to the right to the occassional burger or steak, because they are delicious. I also make it a point to buy grass-fed organic beef, in fact I try to eat as much organic, locally grown food as possible. And that’s another reason why I’m so much better than anyone else here.
You wish, SB! I eat the same things, raised the same way, and bought just like you.. I may not be better, but I’m at least as good!
NO!!! I’M BETTER THAN YOU!!! NOW SHUT YOUR MOUTH EVEN THOUGH THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ONLINE COMMUNICATION!
*explodes*
Oh great, look at the mess you have made.. tsk-tsk
yes… but a delicious mess!
*grabs a fork*
brains and provolone, my favorite!
Ah, the caretroll has arrived, everybody! Say hi!
I make me sick too, but that’s because I don’t smell very good.
What is that scent, Eric? Do I detect a hint of beef?
It’s called Sex Panther by Odeon. It’s illegal in nine countries… Yep, it’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good.
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrawr
…does anyone else smell bullshit?
Nah, more like penis envy.. Again probably couldn’t kick his way through a cardboard door, much less anything with substance.
You talk tough but YOU DON’T KNOW ME, so shut your mouth boy.
You again.
…. And?
YES ITS ME. SO?
Yer a dooshbag. SO?
“Deep Thought” God that’s ironic, seeing how you FAIL at that even…
So it’s “Team up on Again” time is it? Pathetic.
Yer still a dooshbag. SO?
Um, why wouldn’t we team up on you? You’ve been a total jackass. Democrat or Republican, that means you go DOWN, mofo!
Oh, and its spelled “Douchebag”… I wouldn’t want Tyler getting all huffy about MISSPELLINGS or anything, poor baby damn near crapped his panties last time.
As for what a “Douchebag” is, ask your mother to explain and/or demonstrate.
I’m sure you’d LOVE it if Tyler and I teamed up on ya, admit it now… we’re all accepting of your lifestyle choices here, Herr Dooshbag…
Yeah, you and that Tyler Boi should totally “team up” but leave me the hell out of it…
It’s your lifestyle choice, and I accept that. That said, it is not my preference so please respect me enough to keep it between you and Girl-Boi instead of pushing me for a threesome.
Thank you.
The best you’ve got is “I know you are but what am I?”
Dooshy cretin.
No, idiot what I said is that you and Tyler Boi should hook up and leave me the hell alone.
YOU were the one who wanted to “team up”, “deep thought”, and you got OWNED like Kunta Kinte so now you are crying back to me like a wounded chihuahua…
Oh now this is delightful!
Owned like Kunta Kinte?
Racism win! Such a good little dooshie lib you are…
PAHAHAHA, Deep. This is great. Sorry I was baking cookies when this argument was going on.
And by the way Again, my name is Tyler.
I’m not homosexual, it wouldn’t be a bad thing if I was, but I’m so glad my elders have such good suggestions for me. Anything else you’d like to add, like “Don’t talk to those other people and don’t leave the house or you’ll get herpes”, while you imply that being a homosexual is a negative thing?
Meh. Not an argument when it’s with Zippy the pinhead.
Best advice ever: Put that away!!!
The funny thing is that Deep Thought, your deliberately ironic name describes you more accurately than Again.
indeed, i’m actually growing kind of fond of Deep Thought these days..
Like your mother did for you after she fondled you in your bed at night?
Show me on the doll where she touched you, again and again..
ROFL!
I was raised in California, I don’t know how you people in the Red States grew up but if this is an indicator of your everyday life you have my pity froofrou…
My mother never touched me. Hell, she was so busy I was raised by a nanny (who also never touched me, FYI) so I don’t know what you’re talking about. Try some counseling?
“Raised in California” explains so much…..San Fran, I’m guessing?
No, Sacramento actually, not that its any of your business…
I would have said that being raised by absent parents and disinterested paid help explained a lot. Creates a strong need to belong to a group, which explains the strong identification with a political party and several organized causes.
You’re on the young side, too, right?
Only one good thing ever came out of Sacramento… and Daphne Zuniga you ain’t.
Go back to schizophrenic loony land.
You realize that if you move from Sacramento the overall IQ will go up 30 points? Unfortunately, the place you move to will see their overall IQ drop by 40.
Well, that explains why her pussy smells so bad… never touching her Dooshie, and all…
How would you know unless… Daddy? No, this couldn’t be!
How could an intelligent mensen like ME come from the loins of YOU, the pathetic mental midget? Must have got my smarts from my mom lulz
I don’t know if I’d saddle your mother with your brand of smarts. We’d like to think that she can at least get her knuckles off the ground when she walks.
I could smell it on your breath.
You know, Again, as a self-proclaimed liberal, just being a liberal does not automatically make you smarter than everyone else. And just like members of both political parties, the more you rub people’s noses in your own self-righteousness, the more of a douche bag you become. So no, you don’t seem particularly smart because you throw the word vegan or environmentalist around like it means something. You just seem like an ever expanding douche bag. Stop now before it explodes and we all have to smell it.
Raised by the nanny, eh? That brings up all sorts of stereotypes we can lay on ya. Like a loose grasp with the real world due to an overly sheltered childhood. Or abandonment issues. Those are always quality.
He/she/it was brought up by a nanny because it’s parents were afraid to touch it. They did pay the nanny a good wage though.
They’d have to. I would’ve smothered the little brat with a pillow by now.
Fu(k that. They locked it and the nanny in the dungeon under the bridge and tossed in the occasional goat.
You know the joke above about showing where mom touched with the doll? Insert “nanny” for “mom” and our work is done.
Sadly, not a joke. Why do you think its handle is again, and its a troll?
Nanny nanny nanny goat, touch me there again…. baaaa.
Boy? Tell you what, bring it on b*tch and I’ll show you boy. I’ve seen and done more than your little gnat infested brain can even comprehend. So MY suggestion to you is shut the fsck up. And for what’s it worth, if I did know you, I’d probably have to kick your ass just on general principles.
… And you would be in jail on felony assault charges. I don’t put up with “tough guys” at all, eddiepscetti.
That’s assuming there’s someone who actually cares enough to press charges. I suspect I would get a party thrown in my honor.
If you hold it down I’ll dish it a lloydy on Tyler’s behalf, Eds.
Deal!
O_O
Has the crazy person gone away yet?
I don’t think so, but were steadfastly keeping an eye out for it.
I hope not. I have misplaced anger I need to unleash on someone with nasty insults and razor sharp wit. Or at least dull, week-old razor wit.
But that’s like casting pearls before swine. You’re better off holding on to the good stuff since I doubt it would catch your razor sharp wit.
But it’s FUN! I love to watch the clever bits go right over their heads. And Again is solid gold for missing the joke.
Hee hee hee you said “bits.”
Well, that one was a total fu(ktard waste of oxygen, wasn’t it? Wow.
Eh, I was gonna be breathing anyway. Now, a total waste of bandwidth, oh totally. But it’s good times! The coward vanished pretty quickly too.
Again: “Mom, they’re all picking on me!” ::takes another bite of cheeseburger::
Mom: “It’s okay, baby. Just hop in the Landrover and we’ll go buy you some new video games.”
I meant that “Again” was a waste of oxygen, actually! But, yeah, seems to have toddled off.
Oh, good point! Yeah, if Again was a REAL environmentalist, s/he would reduce his/her carbon footprint by no longer breathing. It’s the right thing to do.
The only “right” thing to do in this situation is clearly me. As Again shows above, because clearly anything Again does instantly makes it the correct thing to do for the rest of us.
Right? Right? …….. Right? Guys?
As my previous comment has ended up with the moderator, I’ll try the same but with **’s
If you’re gonna act like a f**king cowboy, make sure at least one of your buddys is pointing his gun at the door and not at your feet, who the f**k trained these guys, they’re gonna end up as the wrong kind of statistic !
Yup, it may or may not come through eventually…we tend to get around the moderation limbo by using fvck, fu(k, or some variety thereof.
I prefer F*ck. Seems more controlled.
I like fsck. Has that nice sibilance to it!
Does f u c k work?
Evidently.
YES! It made it through!
Thanks for that, I’ll keep it in mind. I just find this picture disturbing, not in a Care Troll way, but in a how badly these guys have been trained way. I was an army “lifer”, too many years to count, well more than 10 anyway! and these boys shouldn’t be out, any chance it could be a training ground, because these guys are not ready for combat, the entire squad is out of shape
My thought was training ground, just because of how clean and white the door was, compared to the surroundings. Like it was being frequently replaced? But yeah, everyone in the picture looks like they are ‘taking 5′ before starting up with a training exercise…and getting their butts chewed off for them!
I hadn’t noticed how clean the door was, thanks for that VG, lets hope we’re right.
I gotta go to bed, its near midnite here, see ya…
We can hope.
Pleasant dreams!
Judging by the soldier in the background walking with his gun slung down by his waist. Yes I think this is the training ground.
aggressive spelling fail
Originality fail.
You’re being a troll. Stop it.
I can’t help it today. Sorry.
Just sayin.’
I feel dirty now…. Eugh.
Have a brownie.
Mmmmm… Delicious.
And on that note, I’ll be back in an hour.
I’m going to go make my family some cookies.
Have a daisy.
I see what you did there.
So did I, but I’m trying *so* hard not to post anything trollish.
And HST, I know you’ll feel the urge to call this one trollish -.-
Tyler troll is tyler.
Tyler troll is sexy.
Tyler Troll is a little PUNK with no manners.
Typical of the modern American youth. Probably hopped up on Ritalin or something…
The hard-on you have for little Tyler speaks to your lifestyle. Please, repent before you suffer the hellfire of Chris Matthews and his news team.
Again appears to have testosterone poisoning. Too much testosterone, not enough maturity or intelligence to balance it, and therefore he doesn’t realize that his aggressive behavior is making him look like an idiot. Stay off the roads until you grow some perspective, please!
Againn can’t have testosterone poisoning. It’s impossible to have testosterone poisoning without having testes.
Or indeed, recognizable genitalia of any kind.
Guys, I love you. So much.
And Again, I do take pills to level out my clinical depression, and in case you’re wondering, I have a variety of diagnosed disorders. I have non-verbal learning disorder, attention deficit disorder, clinical depression, and my brain doesn’t receive 100% of pain signals from my nerves, yet I still score above 90th percentile on just about every intelligence test I’ve ever been given on those 8-hour days of diagnostic testing they make you go through.
Again Troll is an asshole who doesn’t deserve my manners. RUN, AGAIN, RUN! IT’S CHRIS HANSEN! HE’LL NEVER UNDERSTAND WHY YOU FEEL THE NEED TO INSULT ME REPEATEDLY! RUN AWAYYY BEFORE YOU END UP ON TVVV!
Tyler troll is a little punk with no manners. Remember the manners Again has taught us all.
1. Use fancy sounding lib’rul words like “vegan” “environmentalist” and “democrat” to sound impressive. People appreciate that. Make sure to insinuate that only the good liberals follow your lead. That makes you sound godlike.
2. Care troll as much as possible so everyone knows how much you care. The angrier you sound, the more you care.
3. Make sure everyone knows that not being as much of a left wingnut as you makes you sick.
4. Insult the USA. The USA respects that kind of assertiveness and will bow to your gigantic balls.
5. Freely try to compensate for your itty bitty willy by acting aggressive online, despite your insistence that you abhor violence. Because aggressive words NEVER lead to violence. The fact that you abhor violence makes it okay for you to be a jackass to people through the magic of the interwebs.
I could go on, but I think you get the gist.
6. Remember to use the threat of felony assault charges. For as sure as you issue that empty threat, the surer you can be your fellow combatant will quake in fear
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7. Embrace your stupidity and breath life into it. For as soon as you complete your first sentence, you will know that it is the only friend you will ever know.
I dunno, Eddie, I think even Again’s stupidity can’t stand being around it. “This idiot is giving stupidity a bad name. I’m off to go help with that new Jessica Simpson reality show.”
You’re like the “liberal” version of Anniee
At first I thought that Anniee hadn’t toned down her sh*t at all. Then I read Again’s posts and I realized there was someone way worse. Perhaps I’m not giving Anniee enough credit.
Actually, no. What this board is full of is idiots like you coming in here making statements that they don’t/can’t back up. Your main point is nullified by the fact that you don’t even know for certain where this is. You are making the assumption that because they are kicking a door in that they must be in Iraq. For all you know this could be Afghanistan or even a training session. Secondly, not since the British controlled the colonies has any soldier kicked a door down of a citizen. What makes you think it’s going to start now? Do you honestly believe that the American public is going to stand for that?
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As for making fun of you, count on it. At least until you give up your trollish behaviour.
At this point, a PowerPoint presentation complete with multiple cites for everything wouldn’t save this moron. Come in with that whiny snooty attitude and I automatically stop listening. If Again told me my house was on fire it’d be a full 5 minutes before I noticed.
Again, you say that it is wrong to oppress people, yet here you are saying Tyler’s opinion is not valid because of his age? It’s possible that my definition of oppression is wrong, but here it is: A certain group suffering a hardship or injustice because of age, race, gender, etc. If that is correct, then you are a hypocrite.
Now you may want to use some of those previous insults against me, so I’ll just clarify some things before you do.
I am a vegetarian (No, not a vegan, as it is terribly hard to get hold of products that are not modified, mass-produced, used child labour to make, etc. at my age).
I am not old enough to vote.
My parent (single mother) did not vote in any U.S. elections, because I am a South African.
You may want to insult me on my age because you can’t find any decent flaws in my argument, then it really shows that age means nothing.
So here ya go, I am 13.
Thank you Sir Awesome!
I’ve relieved you of your position of youngest poster! =S
-squeeze-
*hands again her meds and takes away her soap box*
Run along now. Oh, crap! Wait!!
*stops again… again*
*hands her a sense of humor*
Use it well. Please.
Who’s my enemy? Is it WallFly? I knew WallFly would turn on us one day!!!
He’s a dingo…what do you expect?
Keep your eye on viking gal too. You can never be too sure with those vikings…
**kicks the bazooka beneath the table**
I have no idea where you’re getting this preposterous notion…
Oh good, WallFly brought the bazooka…HEY!!!
*accidentally fires bazooka into Again*
O_O
*drops freshly wiped down bazooka*
Nothing to see here…..walk away.
-Dances and grins- Look, Captain, the bazooka cooked him JUST right too!
Shish-kabobs anyone?
good info.thanks!
AGGRESSIVE FAIL!!!!! (read the caption)…lol
somebody doesn’t know how to spell.
Oh yeah, I caught on to that and knew what he was referring to. I still say that the only job he could possibly hope to hold would be the stooge in a three-way clown act.