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Breaking News – TSA introduces new convenient curbside preflight screening procedure.
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FUNNEH! HOORAY!
Link.
Let me guess…airport version of the Shroud of Turin?
New airport scanner image.
Is the male a never-nude? Maybe it’s just me, but it really looks like he’s wearing cutoffs…
NOT naked!
The dozens of ever-nudes unite!
What’s a never-nude?
Ever seen Arrested Development? Tobias, the possibly gay brother-in-law, was a never nude. He was never nude. You sorta have to see it to understand.
LOL! I completely forgot about Tobias..
Reading someone trying to explain the concept of a never-nude might be funnier then actually seeing Tobias in his cutoffs. Well maybe not, but it’s close.
ha!
possibly gay? lol. you’re definitely giving him the benefit of the doubt there
Arrested development is the goods, Jane you NEED to see it.
Meglet, yes, I was being generous to ol’ Tobias but he was never actually outed, so I felt a need to stay true to the canon. *ahem*
Thanks, igloo. I realized as I was typing that I was attempting to define a literal definition without being literal. I actually began to get lightheaded.
Ah, once again rarely watching t.v. has resulted in another reference I don’t get. Thanks LG! I have heard it was a good show, meglet. I’ll add it to my list of things other people have insisted I see. It’s getting to be a long list.
What cracks me up about this one is the dude is photographing his crotch and the woman his face….. seems backwards.
Go Diss!!!
The photographer is really intense about getting the perfect shot too. (Yay Diss!!!)
Perhaps they’re used to getting the “money shot”…
Maybe playing with shadows…. you know for the ‘artistic shot’.
That’s an awfully big lens he’s using for such a close shot – somebody must have got short-changed.
She’s probably doing a slow scan, head to toe.
Amy Winehouse nudey!
*goose* *pinchy-pinch*
HEY!!!
*rubs buttcheek*
*slap-spank*
*starts filming*
I didn’t know this would be a horror film…
Yes! I love this one – nice work diss!
Hey, thanks! Haven’t had one up front for a while now; I’m glad it’s one I thought was funny when I did it…
Congrats on the FP
*Now dreads going to airport next month*
Thanks, Diss… it’s not like I’m already TERRIFIED OF FLYING!!!! (Good lol, though!!)
Every time I fly I wonder how long it’s going to be before we ARE all being strip-searched. They don’t have the new imaging-thingy at my local airport. I have to admit, the pictures from it look cool; all metal-y looking like you were a Terminator or something. They should offer to sell you prints…
Wait…not everyone gets stripped search? I FEEL SO DIRTY NOW!
Strip searched, that is. I FEEL SO DYSLEXIC NOW!
Had a bad experience flying to Seattle back in my teens… the plane hit a squall coming off Puget Sound…People started screaming, crying and praying…thought for sure we were gonna crash. Ever since, if I have to get on a plane, it’s “better living through chemistry”-time for mothergoose.
No, that wuoldn’t be dyslexia.
Dysphasic, perhaps?
In your case it’s a compliment, isn’t it?
I was fired from airport security after I suspected the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders were all terrorists. That was awkward.
And here I thought the airport was all for profiling.
*I’m jealous* – But kudos to you, Diss!
The size of lens the photographer is using for as close gave me a chuckle
Ha! I hadn’t noticed that….
Off topic, but…ROFLFLY!
I think that needs to go on his List of Accomplishments. Hard to get the little buggers to land long enough to kill ‘em.
Agreed. PETA
At least he didn’t have the fly waterboarded…
Good way to make sure that there’s always a need for your organization is to protest EVERYTHING.
This was one of the few lolz on this site that actually made me laugh. Kudos.
Diss is one of the few who is consistently money with her LOLs.
Eric, thank you! Personally I think I have some duds, but I’ll take the compliment.
Reminds me of going through LAX when coming in from overseas.
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Apropos of nothing at all, have I mentioned how much I hate L.A.?
See, but I think you spent too much time in the crappy part of the state – I mean, they don’t even have any professional football teams left in the L. A. area. Well, except for USC.
Oh, without a doubt!
And boy is it nice having LA’s football team here in St. Louis! Well, it was nice around 2000. Now, not so much. Latest rumor here is that Rush Limbaugh wants to buy the team, but there’s no way he has enough money.
What, now he’s NOT the rich Republican fat cat you make him out to be? Geez, Eric, have a little consistency
The story I heard on the local news is that he’s worth about $300 million. That certainly qualifies as a rich Republican fat cat.
However, it does not qualify him as rich enough to own an NFL franchise.
So how rich do you have to be to be a Democrat fat cat? And if you’re all about people paying more taxes (“the rich”), wouldn’t it stand to reason that a Democrat fat cat wouldn’t take deductions?
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Here is what I found on opensecrets. I find it funny that out of the top ten, seven have a “D” next to their name
So does anyone know what actually is happening here?
Nice ass. Just saying….
Oh lord. I’m pretty sure this is from my hometown.
if you notice the camera guy on the left… look at where his camera is pointing… right at the naked guys crotch