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Congratulations, I’m really glad it was you who got it. i mean, to most people makign the first comment wouldn’t really matter, but from your reaction it’s clearly the highlight of your otherwise empty life so it’s good it wasn’t wasted on someone for whom it wouldn’t have been a rare glimmer of joy.
A quark (pronounced /ˈkwɔrk/ or /ˈkwɑrk/) is an elementary particle and a fundamental constituent of matter. Quarks combine to form composite particles called hadrons, the best-known of which are protons and neutrons.[1] They are the only particles in the Standard Model to experience the strong interaction in addition to the three other fundamental interactions, also known as fundamental forces. Due to a phenomenon known as color confinement, quarks are never in isolation; they can only be found within hadrons.[2][3] For this reason, much of what is known about quarks has been drawn from observations of the hadrons themselves.
Eddie with Physics FTW!!!
Hey Charlie! Things are going great. Started a new job that’s like a working vacation. It’s a pretty good deal for someone old and slow..
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You?
Yeah, I’ll agree with the old and slow bit, Cpt. Nesting Fail.
*laughs evilly and ninja vanishes*
Doin better now that “School’s Out for SUMMER!” Heck-of-a-year. But, I can relax and get back to the fun stuff — obscure comments on PK. Hope all’s well down under, sounds like you’ve got a good gig.
Was sup, eddie — how ya been?
Hey Charlie! Things are going great. Started a new job that’s like a working vacation. It’s a pretty good deal for someone old and slow..
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^nesting fail.. sheesh
Those should be musicals.
I’d watch them.
Yeah, and for sequels 3 and 4 simply airbrush in a Bible and you can have “Guns, God and Wichita” followed by “Blasting the Atlantic Seaboard — Coalition Road Tour ‘96.”
Your references are as obscure as ever, although Guns, God, and Wichita sounds like it could win a Tony.
i’d watch it…
SIXTH !!!!!!
Quark (Character, Star Trek: Deep Space 9) was the owner/lease-holder of the space station’s bar and holo-suites. He was played by Armin Shimmerman, who also played Principal Snyder in seasons 2 through 6 of Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.
did he die?
I was wrong anyway; it was seasons 2 thro 4. In my defence, I’m rewatching for the the first time in 2 years or so, and am only at the end of Season 2.
Ah, you still have the good stuff ahead of you! Enjoy!!
I never did make it to season 6, but there’s good Buffinator watching ahead for you!
I know; as I say, I’m re-watching the show.
*facepalm*
More tea needed here, stat!
I made it all the way through the second to last season, but I was miserable the whole time. I did my student teaching during the last season and had time for nothing else but that. I never went back for it because I feel the show should have ended with Buffy’s dive bomb, and the UPN seasons amount to nothing more than fan fiction.
To be honest, I only made it 1/2 way through season 5. Mostly, I just couldn’t warm to Dawn, the appearing-out-of-nowhere younger sister. Partly because of: is this a soap opera, that they can create first degree relatives out of nowhere? –actually I now find it amusing that I could buy the vampires, multiple word apocalypse-es, etc, but not the sudden appearance of a younger sister!
Well, they did finally explain it.
Guess I didn’t stick around long enough for that!
Yeah, Dawn was actually a key to open portals to other dimensions, which was being sought by Glory, an evil god from…somewhere; so this group of monks that was guarding the key transformed it into human form (Dawn) and altered everyone in the groups memories so they’d think she’d always been there. Glory’s search for the key takes up a lot of Season 5.
*blinks* Come to think of it, when you write it out, it does sound pretty lame.
Lol!
Yeah, it was. I never completely cared for her either, but it still wasn’t as horrible as the following season when they bring Buffy back and everything spends the entire season whining about their lives.
Which still wasn’t as bad as Spike after he got his soul back.
I enjoyed Spike as evil, and also as evil but with that anti-violence chip in his brain. I can’t imagine him with a soul–rather like white chocolate “cocoa”–what’s the point?
I also enjoyed Drusilla’s way of calling “Spoike!”
I saw the first couple of episodes in that season, when he was crazy in the school’s basement and that was somewhat funny, however I never got around to watching the rest. I do know he went on to Angel, but I had already stopped watching Angel by that point.
Oh, I loved evil Spike & chipped Spike…but once he got past the crazy-in-the-basement part he was kinda whiny, if I recall correctly. Less fun. (Ok, he did end up sacrificing himself nobly in the finale, but where’s the fun in that?)
Spike sacrificed himself nobly? That is…just…wrong. Whining I could see–he whined rather amusingly about his chip. But self-sacrifice just doesn’t fit with my definition of Spike. Ouch!
Exactly. I think ensouling him was a big, big mistake.
To be fair, Glory was insane at least as much as she was evil. What was annoying about her was Clare Kramer’s one note “valley girl” performance!
Synonym + Star Trek + Joss Whedon reference FTW!
It was that, rather than the Ordinal Post rule, that was the main motivator there.
When taken with Eddie’s quark up above it makes it an all around win.
They’re bombing Pakistan too, with their remote-controlled planes…
With their tanks and their bombs and their bombs and their guns…
Zombies!
It’s the same old theme…
since 1916?
In you head, in your head…
oops *your head, your head — dammit Jim*
WIN
“Send lawyers, guns, and money!”
“Dad, get me out of this!”
Warren Zevon, FTW.
I’m not sure where in the Holy Book it says “Smite thine enemy with an RPG”…but then again, if Monty Python could have the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch…
Bring forth the Book of Armaments!
…And the number of the counting shall be three
One…two…FIVE!!!!!
That’s in the Holy Book of Half Life 2 maybe. Those damn rocket whores.
It depends on which Holy Book you’re reading
I don’t think this is a copy of the Quaran…He’s holding it in his left hand. That’s a big No-No for hardcore muslims from what I’ve heard.
How do you know that it is left? Could be a reverse image, or he could be a lefty cause the watch is on the right, or it could be nothing nothing but a thinly disguised first edition of The Golden Compass.
I think I’d rather be holding the RPG with my dominant hand…
True, but it could be *pause* posed for dramatic effect. That and the hard sites are designed for righties.
Point well taken… and another reason why lefties feel discriminated against!!
Except that something like four of the last five Presidents have been lefties, and more importantly my better half.
True…I’m just remembering my middle school days when I was forced to sit at a “righty” desk, because my school was too cheap to buy some left-handed desks…
My mom will happily tell you about the C she got in handwriting and all the red slashes through her letters that, although perfectly formed, slanted the wrong way.
My dad’s teachers forced him to learn how to write “right handed” in elementary school… played baseball, golf, you name it left handed, except writing…
There is no discrimination as fierce as against lefties. LEFTIES UNITE!!!
And stay out of the Middle East. I understand that Arab countries are quite rigid–left hand for toilet functions, right for everything else. Scary!
My poor left hand is insulted to hear that in the Middle East it’s nothing more than a toilet flusher. Long live the southpaw!
Surely redheads have it even worse?
Someone told me that it’s because the devil is left-handed.
That was actually a common belief back in the Middle Ages.
The English word “Sinister” and the Italian word “Sinestra” (left-handed) both come from the same Latin root (and the left side was believed to be the unlucky one by Roman augurers ).
hmmm…. And there’s that thing about throwing salt “right hand over left shoulder” because the devil is on your left shoulder…
Which comes from the same set of root superstitions.
I’ve got one of these wierd packrat type minds that stores all sorts of useless information!
The joke is relying on it being about the size of a DVD box, whatever it is.
Also, ever heard of Fotochop? You can use it to reflect a picture about an edge, amongst other things!
Really?
Easy mate; your 8:13 wasn’t up when I started my 8:15, but I had to answer a question in the middle of typing it.
no worries.
well… Maybe he is a leftist rebel… *sigh*
and a right wing extremist to boot
… and the cracks get worse and worse
Who knew that such conflicts could exist in the mind of one man…
Screw the book, all I want is the RPG.
*acts like demoman in tf2* KABOOOOOOM!
Those eyes, I think it’s Steve Carell and this has been staged. Maybe it’s the latest twist in The Office?
OMG, I see it. Eddie, good catch. LOL
Which reminds me, I’ve always thought Ahmadinejad looked an awful lot like Steve Carell in “Little Miss Sunshine.”
I remember when it started, saw you on the news
you were hating gays
I was eating food
I was feeling you, and even though I disagreed with almost everything you said
you ain’t wrong to me, so strong to me, you belong to me
Like a very hairy Jake Gyllenhaal to me