I want to build a giant space station
I want to build a giant space station that’s capable of destroying a planet
(Vladimir Putin)
Picture: dunno source, Caption: MikeyCymru, Via Advanced Lol Builder.
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Who’s in Vlad’s jacket?
Mini me!
Apparently that’s the voice of Vlad’s Evil Right Nipple.
I thought he had that removed!
No…that was just the thripple he had removed… he kept the other two.
THRIPPLE! ha ha ha
Right, you know, when a butterfly’s wings cause a typhoon across the world? Thripple effect.
But give it some obvious design flaws, so that a pilot with no expericence can blow it up with one hit.
Or a monkey, which ever comes first.
The monkey has to have a gun though.
Why wouldn’t he have a gun….well, no thumbs though.
“How much do you want to spend? I can have it fixed for you today…”
don’t be hatin’
I very much prefer DWN’s caption. “I’m very sorry for scaring the people of Atlanta”.
I did love his slightly contrite expression.
Well ya this one was good, but there were plenty of other pics which were allot funnier(like mine for instance, kidding). I still think the one with Nancy Pelosi and the hammer was the best….
Did sound a little regretful. If there ever was a LOL that needed to be on the front page it was that one. I laughed for a good five minutes!
I know, I mean this one is so…obvious..and there has been too many like it…
That’s priceless!
I thought this Putin one was really funny, too.
Link in my name.
That’s a winner!!!
HEE HEE. I just LOVE the looks on their faces. It fits perfectly with the caption.
Wish I’d thought of it
I have something similarly silly in my lolstash if you have the time to investigate.
Can you link directly to it?
No, I am going to be a jerk and make you riffle through the lolz like I make every other sad soul here.
*is a jerk*
Oooo, I liked that one!
I did that one too: “Dmitri could no longer hold it. Silent but deadly his first victim was Putin.”
That’s a good one too.
This is not funny in any way.
This would be funnier if you didn’t steal it from Family Guy.
Still good but you’re doing it wrong
You know, jokes are like folk music. So Mike stole this from Family Guy.
Family Guy stole it from somewhere else, most likely.
Probably not word for word though.
Putin would never say that. He knows that the power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.
With a penis.
(Hey I’ve got the rest of the day, no?)
Yes, yes you do.
Putin underestimates the rebellion, though.
Or does the rebellion underestimate him?? If the man wants to build his own space station, you have to wonder…
Where do I sign up for the dark side? Do I get cookies?
Yes, but the Rebels stole all our milk……(plus half the supply of Oreos…)
I was wondering who donated the extra boxes of Oreos to the sailing team meet today…
Yes, but that still doesn’t explain were the milk went….
Yoda drank it all. When 900 years old you are, drink much milk you must.
Darn you YODA!! My Emperor, the small, green, hairy one has drunken all our milk…What do we do?
We’re screwed. The emperor just electrocuted the last cow. The emperor is not as forgiving as I am.
NNNOOO, wait…did he kill the chocolate cows?
*off subject but not by much*
Vlad did just pwn some CEO’s that closed down three factories in the same town and he ordered them to reopen for the citizens that worked there. He was seriously pissed off (even came in his plain clothes by helicopter)
Awww.
Is this supposed to be a joke? Because I wouldn’t be that surprised if he actually said it…
Its from family guy. Click my name to see the clip.
Now that I’ve seen the clip it makes this LOL funnier. Thanks for the link!
There has to be a: “I mean, I wanna open a sports bar” comment. :]
Personally my favorite part was naked Darth Vader in the shower with the sound of the water hitting his helmet.
I’m in a hostel in Paris. Upon seeing this I laughed so hard that everyone in the bar was looking at me…
Why is his chest talking?
sith lord. Hes doin it pretty well akshually
Pfft. If he was a sith lord he would’ve taken over Georgia by now. Plus, he has no apprentice.
I thought Dmitri was his apprentice.
Dmitri isn’t strong enough with the Force. Maybe a Darth Maul, but certainly no Vader.
*Eric dorks it up for PK*
I’m a bit irritated that Darth Maul looked a lot more bad ass than he was. Stupid red and black demon thingy. He’s supposed to rule them all!!!!
Well getting chopped into two pieces, doesn’t count as ruling them all…
Plus he sounded like a total pansy ass. Some sith lord.
I wouldn’t want to have been the one his decapitated body landed on ……horns……
things that are true arent funny…..
Yeah I shouldn’t take the credit for this one really, it just popped in my mind when i saw the picture, Check out my other lolz
The Death Tsar?