Comments on: Green plastic army men

By: Lexie

Lexie — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 01:52:27 +0000

You really can’t have an equilateral triangle unless your arms were somehow as long as your feet to your shoulders. Even then, they would be at a sixty degree angle from your body.

By: goofygary

goofygary — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 08:44:25 +0000

Sorry, came in late and too tired to read all preious posts. But the eazy answer is to fire up your turned on bic lighter .. or better yet a propane torch… and you can melt them into a useless mass. Just be careful not to pick up the corpses fefore they are dead… cause you could end up with a a scar from the melted plastic…

By: Spesh

Spesh — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 23:22:50 +0000

My first thought: “Wow, they suck at push-ups.”

My second thought: “Oh, man, I hate downward-facing dog.”

By: Lee

Lee — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 05:11:46 +0000

They’re not US Army though, which country?

By: nayhem

nayhem — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 23:45:33 +0000

Looks like the tans are in for an easy time.

By: brian

brian — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 05:26:13 +0000

That’s probably after 300 pushups

By: Tracy

Tracy — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 23:24:21 +0000

OMG you are FUNNY!…that was brilliant

By: Doug

Doug — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 04:45:37 +0000

shittiest pushups ever

By: Mark B.

Mark B. — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 23:31:04 +0000

SH*T!!!!! RUSSIA BOUGHT HASBRO!!!!!

By: Bella

Bella — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 20:10:22 +0000

Thats funny i thought you were going to say none of them can do push ups

By: Dhoti

Dhoti — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 12:50:57 +0000

Froo, do you actually not read, or do you just have trouble comprehending? I really can’t decide which is your problem.

I guess I should just be glad that you didn’t throw out another racial epithet…

By: moi

moi — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 12:22:16 +0000

that makes sense. at first i thought they were all in the middle of doing sun salutations…which is weird since it’s military haha

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 08:34:44 +0000

MEOW

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 08:30:41 +0000

I see some cobra and some downward-facing dog. Wait, that’s the porn I’m watching!

By: Ryu Darragh

Ryu Darragh — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 00:47:02 +0000

Yep. That’s a load of new recruits doing basic in the army. As you can see, maye 1 in 10 has the correct form (a perfect equilateral triangle with arms straight and body straight). The rest will be hounded and harrassed until they get it There’s gonna be a lot of drop outs before long

By: pittypat

pittypat — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 00:33:04 +0000

And we’re both of viking stock, or so I presume. And so the VGSN Society is formed.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 00:21:35 +0000

But.. but.. the recipe calls for ‘canned buttermilk biscuits’! I can’t go against the recipe..

By: froofrou

froofrou — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 00:13:07 +0000

You’re one to talk, troll.

By: Dhoti

Dhoti — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 00:08:47 +0000

All in all, not a bad week here at PK. Have fun flaming elsewhere.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 22:52:49 +0000

Good luck with the job search–and the zombie writing!

By: viking gal

viking gal — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 22:26:52 +0000

They’re either doing the cobra…or they are cheating at push-ups.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 22:21:19 +0000

I saw it too, but I am by definition a geeky science nerd. So I don’t think that’s any help for you!

By: pittypat

pittypat — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 21:10:04 +0000

Instead of knives I just squish the stuff between my fingers. Works great.

By: Seth

Seth — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 21:06:37 +0000

Canned? Biscuits are the easiest thing in the world to make. One of the few baking recipes I have memorized. 2 cups flour, 2 1/2 teaspoons baking soda, 1-2 teaspoons salt, stir together, add 4-8 tablespoons COLD butter and/or shortening. Take a butter knife in each hand and cross slice until the butter chunks are about the size of peas. Make a hole in the mixture and pour in 3/4 cup milk, stir, add up to 3/4 cup buttermilk, depending on whether you want cut or drop style (for crusts, you want wetter dough) Don’t stir too much.

Everyone should know how to make biscuits. As a bonus, if you add a lot more liquid and two tablespoons of suger, you have pancake batter.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 20:49:32 +0000

Yep, I’ve had that email since I was sixteen. It is also my YIM handle for those wanting to stalk me.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 20:42:08 +0000

Oh, is that the yahoo you noted above? Ok then! Always like to find something new to cook.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 20:36:42 +0000

The biggest hurdle I’m going to have is finding the canned biscuits. By the way, if I go to the store and ask for biscuits I’m going to get directed to the cookie aisle. And a biscuit can also be a cracker.. *sigh*

By: pittypat

pittypat — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 20:33:04 +0000

Am I just a hopelessly geeky science nerd or did anyone else see a chromosome pattern in this LOL? *link*

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 20:31:29 +0000

Yes, Italian sausage does work well.

It adds a little extra zing that I just adore.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 20:30:22 +0000

What type of sausage? I’m thinking Italian would probably work well.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 20:28:26 +0000

We had it with sausage last night and for my lunch today. The beef is great but I am partial to the sausage version.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 20:20:24 +0000

Biscuit crust beef casserole – sounds delicious!

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 20:19:09 +0000

Well, you have my email and contact information. Send me message and I shall send you the wisdom of Lynn’s kitchen.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 20:12:48 +0000

There was a recipe? I didn’t get a recipe.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 20:10:13 +0000

Well make sure to have it ASAP. I had it today and last night and I want the joy spread about. Froofrou needs to try it too.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 20:07:06 +0000

You bet! I would have tried it by now, but with the new job and 12 hour days it’s been a bit difficult to get to. But as soon as I can, I’ll give it a go.
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Like the rest, I really hate to see you flick off like that. But one does what one does when one needs to (or something like that.)

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 20:05:52 +0000

*huggle squeeze*
Well there are plenty of people still here to banter about random stuff, as for BDSM innuendos… I think Bad fairie can oblige when she feels the need.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 20:03:41 +0000

Of course, let me know if that recipe worked out for ya.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 19:59:40 +0000

Well hell, at least you have some e-mail addresses. Drop a line now and then, ok?
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And for what it’s worth, there’s going to be a big gaping hole around here which I doubt anyone will be able to fill.
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Good luck, Good Sir, please keep in touch from time to time.

By: Alicia

Alicia — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 19:58:43 +0000

nuuuuu dwn you can’t leave! I enjoyed lurking and reading you and others banter about random stuff. and where will we get our healthy dose of BDSM innuendos?

You’ll be missed, mate.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 19:54:45 +0000

Better shape.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 19:53:53 +0000

Funny, my dad used to just smack me in the head. I wonder if the push ups wouldn’t have been better.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 19:46:27 +0000

I must be dyslexic.. I thought you said sway, not way. Either works though.

By: pittypat

pittypat — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:43:17 +0000

And denial aint just a river in Egypt.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:37:26 +0000

My banana is not coy.

*huggles MG despite inherent danger* I’ll be around.

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:29:58 +0000

Wyrmie dear, I’m heading out for the weekend. I hope our paths cross again soon. Love and best wishes…
*gives a tender kiss on the cheek*

By: pittypat

pittypat — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:26:34 +0000

How ’bout a coy banana?

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:20:40 +0000

Nice try…

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:13:28 +0000

I have a job opening for a Cabana Boy…

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:01:38 +0000

Of course, you aren’t rid of me. Just going to be having a deficiency in general me-ness. And if I get a job with appropriate amounts of slack or at least internet during breaks, I shall return.