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Can someone please explain how this website is funny? I’ve not actually seen anything resembling the lol theme anywhere on the front page.
…and this picture makes me want my mommy. Seriously.
*shudder*
I’m right there with you.
Im amazed no one has yet to say “tits or gtfo” already.
YOU “gtfo”!
tits.
There we go!
Actually, there was a time when it was. But then, those were the days before an election happened, after which the PK admins all sat around having Obamagasms. This ultimately lead to brain damage when selecting which picture would be posted as a ‘funneh’.
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As an aside, I think the voting is a sham but I have no concrete proof except for what gets posted.
agreed. all the harder hitting stuff is against bush. even still. it’s like “hey everyone, i’m gonna make a joke: uh…bush is dumb! roflmao!!!111″
“ok, now to be fair, let’s make an obama joke – uh, obama is cool!”
give me a break.
But Bush is SO mind bogglingly dumb, it is still hilarious. It will always be hilarious, just like jokes about Clinton getting a blowjob. Since you brought it up, I must now quote a delightful poem composed of nothing but real George W. Bush quotes:
Make the Pie Higher
I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It’s a world of madmen
And uncertainty
And potential mental losses.
Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the internet
Become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish
Can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope
Where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher!
Make the pie higher!
And to that I must retort:
Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky
We don’t want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
Since you look such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress
And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.
That’s pretty good, JTC!
Oooh, that’s funny. A nice, ‘real w men swallow’ would have worked, haha!
I did not mean ‘w men’ as in some kind of superhero, I meant women.
working men
willing men
willy men
wonderful men!
Are they willy wonderful?
Without weservation.
Which in turn reminds of the Monty Python movie, “The Life of Brian”.. “Welease the pwisona Wodewick!”
Does anyone else want to laugh when I mention my fiend Biggus… Dickus?
By the way.. Weather Girls FTW!
crap, nesting fail..
It’s raining men, hallelujah!
The above comment regarding the Weather Girls was for you, Diss..
What’s funny about that is, I had heard the saying but had no clue from where nor who the Weather Girls were. Google is my friend!
*falls from sky into sand while naked*
Aahhhhhhh, Omffff…
*looks around*
Where the hell am I? AND WHO TOOK MY CLOTHES?
Lol…and on that note, DWN, I’m off work & about to get out of here for the day. Hope to still see you around even if it’s less often!
And don’t forget to get that recipe from him!
Later hun. *hugs*
I have to hit the road too. It was fun hanging out today.
Bisou Bisou.
*falls and hits the ground*
How on Earth did I get up there…? o.o
D@rn; I’ve always wanted to be “Captain UK”!!
From broadstreetreview.com:
A contender of uncertain race
Won our votes with his charm and his grace—
To the anger of bigots,
Who asked (’round their spigots),
“How come this boy don’t know his place?”
From…not sure.
That new Illinois politician
Has a bearing some find too patrician
He won’t get many votes
From the owners of boats
Or the folks who like huntin’ and fishin’.
Hey, I like hunting and fishing! Should there be a Woodsman’s Obama-accepter Anonymous therapy group or something?
Hilarious!!
That Bush poem is great.
And let’s not forget the ultimate word.. STRATEGERY!
Don’t forget about doctors practicing their love on their patients…
Um, strategery was coined by Will Ferrell on SNL. Just like most of the quotes used against Sarah Palin actually came from Tina Fey.
The entertainment industry has made quite a career out of demonizing anyone they decide is not worthy of their adoration, and many of the people who vote rely entirely on entertainers for their news and opinion.
Actually, all the bits Tina Fey used on SNL came almost verbatim from Palin’s interviews.
And just WHY won’t that bitch go away? No, not Tina. Tina is a babe. A bit on the thin side to suit me, but a babe none the less. I mean the other bitch.
Yes, that’s what happens when you don’t rely on teleprompters to tell you what to say. You actually come across as human.
Most humans over the age of four speak better than Georgy Boy. He’s a buffoon. He’s ruined everything he’s ever touched. Every business he owned failed miserably. If his daddy weren’t rich and powerful, Dubya would have been panhandling on a street corner.
I see you saw “W.”
Nope, never saw it. Heard it was awful. I knew all about George “Failure” Bush way before that movie came out. But I did see Will Farrell’s “You’re Welcome America.”
We might as well immortalize the man as “The Worst Leader in the History of the Universe” right now. The guy would stick his face in a fry-o-later to see if the fries were done. You have to bring him in out of the rain or he’ll drown from looking up with his slack jaw hanging open to see what hit him in the head. My farts sound more intelligent than Bush.
Don’t obfuscate, tell us how you feel Seth. I’m not quite feeling it yet.
True, never one to be short of words, I find that he has let us all down.
I was hoping for a pile of evidence and some space hippie talk. I am going to miss the space hippie talk, as much as it aggravates me, it gives me some hope too.
Evidence? Okay… Hnnrgh….. Hmmmnnrrrr…. sorry, haven’t et enough beans to demonstrate.
O_o… Now that is an image… Seth farting Dueling Bangos while lecturing space hippie talk.
Farting dueling bangos? O_o
*grosses out*
Seth….you need to learn to express yourself. Be strong!
Just wait til his rage builds his power level to over 9000. Then we will get Kamahamaha Space Hippie Tsydoooooken or something.
Or maybe just a loud pop as his head explodes.
My idea is cooler… >_>
Yes, I’m starring in a new Anime series, “Stroboscopic Space Hippie Seizure Attack!”
Ya know… With the right hair, that might be feasible. And bad dubbing.
DWN, did you know I possess space hippie hair? Cast me for this series, and it’ll be accurate.
How well did any of the businesses owned by Obama turn out?
*grabs microphone*
And now the gauntlet has been tossed down. A question lingers in the air, demanding an answer…
A new challenger approaches!
Obama didn’t have a rich daddy to buy him businesses he never deserved nor had the skill to run. Not only that, he never wanted to be the fat cat making money off of other people’s hard work.
However, we can look at his performance as director of the Developing Communities Project. During his three years as the DCP’s director, its staff grew from one to thirteen and its annual budget grew from $70,000 to $400,000.
I don’t know why the fools even try…
And Seth opens up with the patented “Don’t try the behind without reacharound on me boy” backhand.
Let’s see what the challenger is up to next.
Two new challengers appear with very, very valid rebuttals/questions. Can the champ recover? Will he be able to pull another backhand?
Find out after these messages.
Out of curiosity, Seth, can you put that in context for me? As the DCP grew, spent more money, and had more people working there, what accomplishments reflect that they were actually effective in the community with their bigger budget and larger staff? I’m searching for this on my own, but I’m not finding anything that’s extremely complimentary about the work they did. Perhaps you have a different source with better information?
Perhaps you can explain how working at a nonprofit subgroup is like running a business. (Also, “lead organizer” != “director”.)
And I assume you’re excluding Michelle’s U of C hospital kickback.
It’s a non-profit, government-funded program, right?
So he went from taking $70,000 from my pocket to taking $400,000. Yeah, that’s comparable.
So it doesn’t matter to you whether or not the program did well? You just care about how much it costs you? That’s real nice.
That’s what I asked a little further up, Eric. Do the results justify the increase in staffing and budget, or is there anything to show that it was helpful at all? I’m not really finding anything…..
I don’t mind the taxes being spent if it’s working, which I haven’t seen anything on it either. If he increased the spending without getting the results, then I don’t like it. If what he did worked, then go Barry. LOL James sounded like the results didn’t matter to him, all he saw was increased spending. That’s my beef.
But the question wasn’t about whether the DCP was useful, or worth its budget; it was about whether working for it was in any way comparable to W’s business experience.
(Seth, apparently, doesn’t feel like defending himself. Again.)
Perhaps, Dhoti, you can stop making assumptions that make you look like a total jackass and assume that Seth hasn’t logged onto PK or seen this thread yet.
Perhaps, tyler, you can observe the timestamps above and search the last few threads before making a comment that makes it look like you don’t know how to tell time.
Why so quick to defend? Very suspicious behavior…
I know how to tell time, but sometimes, people have things to do for a few days, or could go on a few day weekend camping trip?
And it’s because I’m secretly Seth’s super-secret alter-ego. Like Gollem, but not as thin.
That’s why I added “and search the last few threads” — you may have skipped that part in your eagerness to tout your time-telling skills. (Completely understandable; time-telling is teh sex, after all.)
I meant that Seth had been posting elsewhere around the same time, so it’s reasonable to assume that he would have been able to see the replies.
If you are Seth’s alter-ego, you must be the mild-mannered one; the real Seth would have given up rational counter-arguments by now and moved on to insults and distractions.
Meh, I saw it but I take the PK sections one at a time, man
. Oftentimes, I haven’t responded to immediately or just missed the post of people on this site because I’ve been debating something much more interesting/arguing against someone much less vitriolic or more rational. Example: If Anniee posted something insulting nested under one of my posts, I’d be more inclined to shrug her off and respond to say, Owenkellog, who is much more educational and respectfully argumentative towards me 
. Anyway, I prefer to assume Seth just hasn’t seen the current thread yet, it makes more sense to me.
Indeed I am the mild-mannered one, I also just don’t have the time to be angry and debate with everyone all the time (not that Seth does- just saying I don’t have the time to start and sustain arguments with 100000 different people commenting about me, so I try and stay civil.)
I would assume that too, if Seth didn’t have a track record of dropping from sight (usually to abandon an actual argument for a flame-fest somewhere else). Even that wouldn’t concern me, if not for the “what if I did it?” factor — that’s just the sort of behavior someone like Seth would jump on.
Interesting how the more mainstream (for PK) poster is “educational” as opposed to “insulting”.
And, if you’re trying to stay civil and non-angry, starting out a reply with “total jackass” isn’t the best way to do it. Just sayin’.
Pft, gotta let the little bits slip eventually, otherwise one day my interwebs personality will implode due to internet-bottling of emotions. XD
@ eric
You don’t care if the military is successful and does well? You just care about how much it costs you? Nice.
James–Wait…what?
I’m thinking we need to reserve that title for Obamalamadingdong
One further entry:
Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known:
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter
Given the choice of how to be blown.
so the only thing that one can say about obama is that he’s not bush? that’s not much.
Obamagasms… you’re turn of phrase is wonderful Eds.
or maybe even *your* Sheesh I’m braindead today.
It is Fried-day, after all!
I think I just had one….oooer!
Care to elucidate? Enquiring minds want to know..
Do you want me to point out where socialism touched me on the doll?
Looks on in awe.. and to think I was shown differently.
Everywhere baby!
…. Please do? Blonde is such a nice color
Showing us your “O” face?
*snort*
For anyone who is still wondering, I just figured it out. PK stands for Pundit Kitchen.
*facepalm*
-facesun-
For when you just don’t want to deal with ^ it anymore.
to see funny lolz, you have to wade thru personal ones
You wouldn’t be wrong there..
The voting system is royally screwed.
it’s funny because the looks like that salt sucker monster from the original star trek series
You’re only the third person to point that out.
doesn’t make it less funny, only makes it more true
she looks super scary in this pic… and it’s not that funny of a caption either…
Agreed. Shouldn’t this be posted on Angrywomenyellingatyou. com?
Ya really, this isn’t funny at all. It’s just a caption “trying” to make how she looks a positive thing…….FAIL……
As opposed to Angrymenyellingatyou.com?
Which just features Eddie yelling at us to get off his lawn.
…. I’m going to type that in to see if that site exists.
does it?
i’m too lazy to waste my time.
Sadly enough, no.
Holy Fsck, I just crapped myself seeing that picture. It brought back horrible visions of my ex-wife.
Did you marry Cujo? Because seriously dude, that’s the first thing I thought of.
Effing-A! And my parents sighed in relief when the divorce was final. Even my sons (by the same biatch) are terrified of the woman.
Is looking like Salt Sucker on the Star Trek show where I learned the good Engrish.
Can you imagine being on the wrong side of a tongue lashing from her? *shudder*
I’ll be you anything you can find a monkey in that exact pose. Eyes open wide, mouth and teeth showing, frizzled hair..
I was thinking more like ‘those freaks from Twilight’. But yes, I’m sure you could.
One of the Infected from 28 Days Later kinda comes to mind, too.
There are a few Bush pics that look like that.
Well, his tended more towards “confused-primate” rather than “angry-primate”….
Yeah, I never really got “angry” off of Bush.
You never got off on Bush? Yikes, who would?
*facepalm*
Okay, I think it is official. I has teh brain numbz. This doesn’t bother me either.
I have the heebie-jeebies..
Damn right you do… Tis creepy mojo happening.
[linky]
Does that make you giggle, Death?
I think we have all beaten the ’successful black woman against-all-odds’ horse to death. We know. Seeing as she’s the um, FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT’S WIFE, great role model, etc. That’s credit enough. Keep on talking about it as if we are still getting over the shock of intergration.
*passes out torches and pitchforks*
Starts chanting.. uh, wait, what’s the chant?
Now I’m having flashbacks to my calculus course. Tooooo Sooooon!11!!!!elebenty!1
And I bet you derive a hybrid car, too.
And use those asymptote bags, as well.
All I hear from you guys is dramatic hyperbola.
Yeah, those math teachers could be real bastards!
Lol…actually, the teacher was ok. I took it as a summer course with a room full of other people who wanted to get it over with. When he graded our midterm, he came in to pass it back, and just stood in the front of the room silently for almost a minute, then said “I am so glad none of you are math majors….”, shook his head, and gave us our tests back.
LOL!!!
Yeah, but I went to school in the dark ages before there were things like calculators and all we had were slide rules. And the teachers had free reign to beat you senseless with them!
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And we walked 5 miles to school in the snow uphill both ways..
…with a satchel fulla illlEAgal hootch for delivery along the way…
My daddy was trying to break me into the family business.
Then he ended up on probation with those Duke boys.
Calculus using only and abacus is a BITCH.
*an
Typos are also a BITCH.
You got to walk? You lucky bastard! We couldn’t afford legs when we were kids. We had to wiggle our way to school on our butt cheeks for 5 miles both ways. And we liked it!
Did I actually say, ‘intergration’?! WTF is wrong with me?! *besides the usual, kthx* With all of my typos lately, I should just move to Arkansas.
Yes; I almost corrected it when I did the blockquote but I knew what you meant.
I just figured it was a typo (happens to us all).
*grabs turtle-shell banjo and sings bluegrass about my mistypin and gripin, and my ex-husband’s swipin*
*grabs his mandolin*
Oooh, can we sing “Her and the Car and the Mobile Home”?
My wife and I were happy in our trailer
But she didn’t dig my runnin’ round all night
She dream me a couple of times about leavin’
But you just laughed and took it kinda light
I should’ve paid attention to that woman
When she said she’d leave me if I didn’t change
When I come home about sunup this morning
Now I detected something mighty strange
Oh her and the car and the mobile home were gone boys
She was takin’ off while I was a carryin’ on
Now things are really shot I come home to an empty lot
Cause her and the car and the mobile home were gone
You were reading my family history again, weren’t you?
This is mine. It wasn’t meant to be political…
Let’s see, now, what is that PK thing? It stands for something, some I don’t know, kitchen, recipe, pun-run thing, whatever.
Pun-King Pie!!!! *nomnomnom*
Place Kicker. We’re all place kickers for various football teams. ::nods::
But I don’t even like sports. WTH am I doing here then?
But do you like to kick things? That’s all you need really.
Well, there is that.
It’s crap. Throw yourself from an overpass, for the sake of humanity.
Was in meant to be unfunny? ‘Cause I gotta tell you, you succeeded.
Don’t take this wrong, but I wouldn’t be to quick to claim ownership until you get a better feel for how it’s gone over. In this case, I probably would have passed on making a claim.
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just sayin’
And WTF how’d it get here ffs.
Wasn’t that bad. There have been plenty worse…
Link. I’ve gotta see that.
True, but the fact that it made it confirms my suspicions about voting.
I appreciated it, FWIW. I’ve been bugged at the extent of the media ‘coverage’ of her, too…
I know, me too. Truth is, I was just annoyed at Merideth for saying it wasn’t political.
I mean, if she said “It wasn’t meant to be funny,” that would make more sense to me.
Hmm. Yeah….I wish she’d explained what it was meant to be.
Speculation: It was meant to mock the way the media trivializes both sides. But that’ll continue as long as people think it’s just fine if it’s being done to the other side, and only get outraged if it’s being done to theirs.
“Republicans” and “Democrats” have a hell of a lot more in common with each other than they do with the powerful elite who control what we hear. But we’ll never realize it, because we’re too busy 1) emphatically nodding at whatever we hear in the media that makes the other side look stupid, and 2) screaming about how the other side supposedly controls the media when we hear things that make our side look stupid.
Spend a few months without watching TV, come back to it, and you’ll be appalled at how obviously and blatantly they’re telling you what to think. They’re just playing us for for fools against each other. And eddie, I suspect you may even feel the same if/when you come back from Oz and see American TV again.
I haven’t had TV for 5 years. You’re so right on this one.
*highfives* Three years, myself. Kudos on recognizing it first.
*high fives all around*
eight years for me
You people are SICK!! SICK!1111!!!elebenty!!!11!!12!!21!!!!!
True, but lack of TV has nothing to do with it
OZ?! YAY! I DON’T WANT TO BE IN KANSAS ANYMORE! -cries unabashedly-
Word to your mother!
About five years for me. Thanks so much for saying that, Arimareiji.
No, thank you (and bob, and Pittypat) for letting me know I’m not the only one. I get the weirdest looks from people when I have to explain my “Who’s that?” questions with “Oh, okay. Haven’t watched TV in years.” (^_^)
Does the occasional ‘antiques roadshow’ or PBS documentary count? My TV is off, more days than it is on–the fishtank gets more attention. But I’ve been feeling weird for my extremely limited tube exposure. Thanks for making me feel a little bit less weird!
PBS definitely doesn’t count. (^_^) PBS is to TV as fruit is to candy bars and soda – no real comparison.
By the way, for anyone thinking of ditching TV:
Netflix carries all the good shows. And they’re much better seen all together, marathon style. OK, so they’re a year old…
Meh, IMO the good shows are usually a lot older than a year. (^_~)
Right in one.
Honestly, it was a picture that stood out to me and that’s why I did it. If there had been an equally visually stunning photo of Laura Bush, I would have done something similar for her, too. Because she was (and is) an incredibly wonderful person who has some great causes she fights for. It’s more of a “First-Ladies-are-underappreciated” thing.
But maybe I’ll take James the Conquerer’s advice and jump off an overpass. Or perhaps I’ll just shove him off it. Mwahahahaha…
I can only think of one reason off the top of my head that it’s too bad Hillary didn’t win: It would have been darkly amusing to see the press go gaga over Bill’s fashion choices, ask how he planned to decorate the Christmas tree, whether he had any recipes he’d like to share, etc.
Okay, two reasons – as sadly amusing as the hysterics are now, they would have been even more shrill and maniacal if Hillary had won.
Yeah, why does Cheney’s daughter get tons of serious airtime to defend her daddy, while Michelle only gets mentioned for fashion?
Because the world is a sick place where Daddy’s girl can chime in but any woman married to a high end position is expected to be “proper” instead of intelligent? So they are judged differently and constantly.
I think that if Michelle wanted to make a statement about anything; take a stand for anything; give a speech about anything, that she would be given more than ample airtime, airplay and press coverage
We don’t rely on the pictures for LOLs anymore. Instead, we just throw up random Obama pictures, because the white-wing hysterics they inspire every single time are much more unintentionally funny.
It’s like FAILBlog, but we get people to post their own fails rather than posting others’ fails. We’ll keep doing it until they learn… which might be a long time. Any other questions?
Yes, what brand of awesome sauce do you flavor your posts with?
Piss and vinegar, usually. (Thank you for your kindness.)
btw, ari- link in the name
use it so i can find your posts
Thank you, I’d been wondering how everyone did that… (^_^)
btw >.> never forget to enter your email, otherwise ALL your posts will revert to the geometric symbol that is the avatar for most.
My computer actually autofills that info, but apparently it doesn’t retroactively kick in. =/
Did you say ‘white-wing’? That’s racist!!! *calls Jesse Jackson* You best watchyo back.
I call ‘em like I see ‘em. (^_~) And I find it mind-boggling that in less than 50 years, the parties have completely flipped positions. Just goes to show that “right” and “left” are just distractions meant to keep us screaming at each other while the corporations rob us all blind.
Are you a hammer? ‘Cos you just nailed it.
Stop! it’s Hammer time
Nuh-uh. It hasn’t been Hammer Time since I was 12 years old.
Don’t make fun of his lisp!!
(For the record, I am not an admin. I’m just a j@ck@55 who likes poking fun at dorks who rant about their alleged persecution-by-LOL, and how their 1st amendment rights are being violated because others are being allowed to speak.)
I am personally fond of people getting mad because we are intolerant of their intolerance but that isn’t necessarily a right or left thing.
Just a common sense thing.
Pretty much.
I think that the issue is that people get angry at your intolerance of what you generalize as one entire group’s intolerance; how is generalizing about “white-wingers” or any given group of people okay? You are obnoxiously smugly sure that what you think is not your opinion, it indeed a universal fact, because, well, you SO open minded and accepting and all-but only of people you feel sympathy for or think NEED your support in order to reach your awesome-ness. Believe it or not, it IS actually possible to disagree with Pres Obama without race being an issue-shocking, but true!
Actually Obama disagrees with a very important stance I am for so I don’t know what the hell you are babbling on about.
The sad part is that you have no clue what I am talking about. I don’t hold Obama sacred. He’s a man and thus flawed. Nor do I assume that disagreeing with him is inherently racist.
So calm your bladder.
Later all.
d – If you want to blame someone for being “intolerant,” i.e. racist, I’m the one who made the comment about the white-wing. But you’re extrapolating a liiiiiittle too far away from my inference that most Republicans are white.
I’m not sure which line of logic you were using, so I’ll tackle all three.
1. Saying that someone is white does not mean that I think they’re racist. White =/= racist; I’m not Farrakhan. And it would be extremely silly to call me “intolerant” of racists, even if I did believe all Republicans are racist.
2. Having two functioning eyes, i.e. being able to see that someone is white, does not make me a racist. It makes me an eye-ist.
3. If you’re saying most Republicans aren’t white, you’re being remarkably, selectively, and obtusely unobservant. Survey: Among those who identified themselves as being party-affiliated, less than 1 in 10 blacks and less than 1 in 3 Hispanics were Republican.
I am intolerant of tolerance. I only condone full acceptance. Of me. Bow down, b!tches!!
Well, I’m tolerant of your intolerance of tolerance. So there. (And people wonder why liberals are a dying breed…)
But does that create a paradox if you’re intolerant of my tolerance of your intolerance of tolerance? I hope so; I’ve always wanted to create a breach in the space-time continuum.
Not quite yet. If it cheers you up at all, you’ve created yet another breach in my brain. Of course, that shouldn’t make you TOO happy, considering my tiny lil’ thinker has dozens of holes in just one square inch.
I gotta stop watching tv with the kids because suddenly I thought that your brain looks like Spongebob.
I accept your tolerance of my intolerance of tolerance, but I am intolerant of your tolerance of my intolerance of tolerance…and my brain just locked up. Sorry.
Thank you, Deathie. Making Tyler’s day brighter each and every day for almost a month now, meet DWN everybody!
Had you put a period after jackass and left out the rest, you would be spot on.. just sayin’
Thank you for illustrating my prior post, eddie. Just sayin’.
It was actually meant to be funny..
Besides, I’m too bloody old to be a dork. I sometimes rant, but mostly just spew.
Bulemia is nothing to brag about, lol
Thanks a lot; now I need to go get paper towels to clean the coffee off my monitor.
You are what you regurgitate!
If only the talk radio fans were wise enough to recognize this fact, the world would be a better place.
Truthfully, since I now live in Ausralia I’m spared the drivel from talk radio. Now I just get to hear about Australian Rules Football (footie to those in the know) and who is getting bashed at what pub.
Is Ausralia where the locals go to vent their anger?
It is, and good catch!
No need to be pukenacious.
This would be a great start for a pun-run, but now I can’t shake the mental image of a “debate” of True Believers on both sides upchucking talking points at each other. Kindofa nastier version of a pissfight.
Awlrighty then, urine big trouble now.
Ureter-rible punster!
Oh yeah well you’re bladder than I am.
That’s just a glan-cing blow. I know I can be pun-gent!
I should have noticed cowper-ceptive you are!
Listen to some Urethra Franklin and in no time you’ll
pee feeling like a natural woman again.
This is nonsense. I’m going to play my Wii Wii.
You guys have a gift for punnery – you’re natural whizzes. I prostate myself before your greatness.
Man, I would reckon so!
Oh, sorry, I meant rectum so!
Get your shit together Eddie.
sorry, it was a fart pax..
*pas*
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damn it..
OK, let’s not be enemas.
an intestine fact, I really don’t have any enemas.. but that wasn’t true when I was a GI.
Well I’m glad you’ve been able to relaxative.
I have to hand it to you, you know how to give a peptic speech!
But it’s an addiction – no matter how hard I try to quit I just
constipate.
Anus said, I think.. you win!
To be fair, I think it’s a wind-wind situation.
I hate to pop your burble, but I give!
What a bunch of IBS
I once was an Obama non-noticer. Then I was an Obama fan. Now I can’t stand the guy. That aside, I think this “LOL” is quite true, and has been true for all the times people focused on the First Lady’s more minor traits above her actual accomplishments. Loved the poem and limerick.
I kind of agree with your comment (aside from being more neutral-positive on the Obama front, but then I am Canadian and the Republican option is just not great for us). I actually like this LOL. Maybe because I’m a feminist and it does indeed piss me off that all the media can talk about is Michelle Obama’s clothes.
Definitely scary pic though.
Thanks for that, I can’t stand Republicans either, that’s why I lean toward Independent or Libertarian, or I would if Libertarians could actually get something done instead of just having dinner meetings.
oo oo ahh ahh! *scratches sides*
ting tang walla walla bing bang
*snickers*
I suspect we’re the only two knowing that song!
…and then he shrunk my head
My friend the witch doctor he told me what to do…
I told the witch doctor you didn’t love me true
I told the witch doctor you didn’t love me nice
And then the witch doctor, he gave me his advice…
he said that, oo ee, oo ah ah ah, ting tang walla walla bing bang, come on and…
now all i can think about is her scary teeth
How many scary bits do you think you’d have if photographers followed you everywhere?
Yeah, look at Britney or LiLo (although I’d rather not).
Aaaand that’s a wrap folks!
(Or lack thereof, I suppose)
A chicken wrap? Nomnomnom
I would guess tuna, not chicken..
With Britney or LiLo, I’d guess something in seafood….perhaps something with a hard shell……
….why do people vote for these unfunny captions?
Because you touch yourself at night…
And you make the Baby Jesus cry.
Nah, he just needs to be changed.
But he has to WANT to change.
Just put him on his back and be quick with the wipes. He will be changed before he can get too much crying done.
No one wants to deal with sh!t, even if it’s holy.
Let along the holy fountain!
Joseph & Mary tried crying it out, but God kept striking Joseph with lightning for it.
Can you imagine? It’d feel like the ultimate nanny-cam was on you at all times.
“I’m the angel Gabriel sent down to tell you that Jesus needs to be burped.”
Tears to my eyes, Eric.
That picture reminds me of the salt monster in the old Star Trek series.
Dur hur hur, Obamas are eebil and look like this. And they want to take away your guns, even the one you sleep with at night.
They can’t take away my guns, that’s covered under the Second Amendment. They can, however, take away ammo, and that’s the scary part. So there.
Froofrou says: They can’t take away my guns, that’s covered under the Second Amendment. They can, however, take away ammo, and that’s the scary part. So there.
The problem here is, they are indeed trying to take away the Second Amendment rights all the time, mostly by constantly redefining what the right to keep and bear ams is, and what arms are allowable. Just check out the track record and beliefs of Obama’s new pick for the Supreme Court, Sonya Sotomayor, re: “Deadly Obsession: American Gun Culture.” This woman actually believes that the Second Amendment prohibits individual gun ownership. It isn’t just about hunting, you can’t defend yourself adequately (against burgulars or a State that has severely overstepped its bounds) with single shot or black powder firearms. But that is another argument for another LOL.
Guns don’t kill people. Unstable people who have learned from their TVs that everyone and everything is to be feared, and that the best way to react to perceived threat or harm is violence, kill people.
But they usually use guns to do it.
GTF over yourself. This picture sucks, and she does look like that. Don’t insinuate a political statement where one doesn’t exist.
A@@hat.
I guess the old wives’ tales were true after all.
Do it for too long, and you do go blind.
Hur hur I must masturbate because this is a horrible picture.
Look in the mirror, a@@hat.
Huh? I was talking about how listening to a constant diet of ideologues who all agree with you and each other can make you go blind with hatred for those who dare to not agree. But I guess that could be compared to masturbation in its own way.
Lie to yourself all you want, a@@hat.
Whatever, master debater.
It’s like a less intelligent incarnation of Seth and Dhoti!
*makes popcorn*
Jane, are you bringing the BabyRitas?
Meh, Ari is usually smart. James just seems to be angry that Ari thought it was a political statement, or maybe he just wants to try out his new insult? He’s used it like, 3-4 times just on this nest?
Indeed, what tyler said. Besides Ivan, we’re fresh out of BabyRitas.
OIC. I just saw the lack of actual intellectual debate and more name-calling and assumed.
And HOW COULD YOU LET US RUN OUT OF BABYRITAS??
*sniffles* I’m sorry!
Actually, I didn’t think it was a political statement, those were James’ words. I do think James’ comments were politically-motivated statements, but my initial reply was a parody of where a white-winger might go with the relatively-innocuous original statement by Frank. James proved my point better than I’d wanted.
I plead guilty to making snarky replies that became less and less distinguishable from James’, but the “Whatever” was meant to be my closure. You know the old axiom about why it’s stupid to argue with fools… it becomes impossible for bystanders to tell the two apart, so I was trying to disengage and stop being stupid.
Bullshit.
Dur hur hur, Obamas are eebil and look like this. And they want to take away your guns, even the one you sleep with at night.
Those were your words. And they are very stupid in the context of the comment.
I’m not saying that James is a fool, I usually quite like him- even if he does get into his fair bit of arguments ’round here, but here’s a quote that comes to my mind whenever someone is saying something idiotic or acting like a fool- “Never argue with an idiot- they’ll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.”
And they DON’T want to take away people’s guns? You’re joking, right? Why is it the same people who still try to pretend (there are fewer and fewer nowadays of those, actually) that these people do NOT want to take away our guns are also the same people who claim “Pfft. How you gonna fight the whole US government? You think you and your gun are gonna be able to resist that power when they come for your guns?” Because DUH, he wants to ban almost every gun in existence. All but collectibles. Despite that “individual right 2nd amendment” statement he made once. Yes, they are gun-grabbers. But it really doesn’t matter because while one single person can’t fight off such an intrusion, there are millions and millions and millions of gun owners, and the government can’t possibly take them all down one by one; it’s going to take mighty little resistance to fight off that ridiculous invasion.
James:
If you refuse to see that the comment you quote 1) was not directed at you, though you jumped in and chose to take it as such, and 2) was meant as a parody of what an idiot might say… then it’s neither my responsibility nor my desire to make you see it any differently. Believe that I somehow knew that you would respond and had you in mind all you want. It’s pretty obvious that it would be useless to try to disabuse you of the notion.
Actually, I didn’t think it was a political statement.
If you didn’t think it was a political statement, then why did you turn it into one? Cuz EVERYONE knows comparing a bad picture of Michelle Obama with a fictional Star Trek character = stupid conservative gun humper. Hur fu(king hur.
As long as this is a public forum, if you want to sling feces, expect a facefull back from whomever happens to think you’re an a@@hat.
I want to take away everyone’s guns. BRING IT, YO!
Me too! See, we can some together
Oh, and I’d be glad to give you my address so you can send them ALL right here…
Oooooh, I’ve got a bad feeling about this…
This thread is really going places
http://thechive.com/2009/03/train-wrecks-through-the-years-30-photos/
Some of those were hilarious. However, some just made me go “HOLY SH*T!”
Was that you showing us exactly where this thread is headed? I’m not sure.
Great link, and it seems pretty on-target. But this would be my vote for its current state.
I’ll be the guy with his face in the plate.
Girl #2 in the blue shirt and teensy skirt: I don’t wanna know what the rest of the night looked like, seeing as she is surrounded by 3 guys and a camera
Surely you jest… I mean, aren’t all guys perfect law-abiding citizens when they find themselves in the care of a woman who didn’t and can’t give consent? (X_x)
(Sorry for the horrid sarcasm, but that subject hits a nerve. IMO, some crimes ought to have very simple penalties: First offense, a pair of scissors. Second offense, a tree and a stout rope.)
I must agree, but also: being female and of drinking age, I have run into far too many women who go to parties ALONE, only kindof knowing a couple people, get watsed and act like hookers, and then it’s ‘everyone else’s fault’ if something atrocious happens to them. I am not in any form condoning the actions of some men, however, it’s like walking into a rapist prison wearing nothing and then blaming everyone for not saving you. I say, ‘if you got yourself so drunk you couldn’t control yourself, then who’s to say he doesn’t have the same excuse’?
The ones who get toasted but aware of their surroundings (as an excuse for actions they wanted to do anyway), I concur. Alcohol doesn’t make anyone do anything, it only brings out what’s already there. That’s also true for the men who use being drunk as an excuse for forcible rape, and there are plenty of those at parties.
The ones who aren’t experienced with alcohol and therefore drink so much they go unconscious (it’s a poison, people), or the ones who are given drinks spiked with drugs to knock them out… I stand by my original position, scissors/tree. (Except for the frats that have the routine down pat for gang rape – skip the scisssors, and find a really big tree.)
Agreed, Ari. Personally, I think the Viking legends of “Eydrassil” (apologize in advance for misspelling) or the “World Tree”, was basically a giant “Rape is bad, people!” sign.
Sensitive topic for me too, Hell. The mere fact that rape exists and is so common makes me ashamed for the human race.
Hehe, that was just my thought, too. Now there’s an entry for the Look-Alike section
Oh, and I like Michelle Obama just as Star Trek. It’s just about funny similarities, nothing more.
Ahhhhh, yeah… just as soon as you stop whining about how tough a life you’ve had!
Well who is it? It usually says after the caption….
Never mind…figured it out.
Whitney? Is that you?
should have read something along the lines of
“And now we feed!”
A funny caption that matches the picture. Ah… in days of PK past we had such a thing. *mourns*
Yeah, back when the captions were funny and weren’t all about attacking or worshipping the person in the picture. *sigh*
Is it possible to attack AND worship someone in a lol? That’d be new and refreshing.
I love it! Make it so!
I must agree with the caption. Leave that trivial shit to the tabloids.
I considered commenting about the truth of this statement and what it says that a woman of such high standing and intelligence has been degraded to the role of ‘nation’s top housewife’,. I could point out how the media’s attention to Michelle’s physic highlights the ways in which we turn black woman into foreign objects which, while they can be beautiful, must be said to have an ‘exotic’ or ‘different’ beauty as to not be confused with the white standard. I could even make an argument that the inherent worth of an intelligent observation seems, in my own opinion, to outweigh “lolmichellemakesafunnyfacesometimes!”
Judging from the other comments here, however, no one would care about any of these points. Rather, I should probably just whine because, much like the general election, the voting page at PK isn’t based solely on my opinion but some silly “majority” – whatever that is. Damn them and their ability to vote!
I agree. Actually, I don’t find anything wrong with PK-pics having some serious, critical undertone. I think by now this site is not only about making silly jokes, but also about finding appropriate captions for a picture or make ironic/sarcastic lines about political incidents.
I agree with both of you–but sometimes a woman just has to have some pun!
Thanks a lot. Now I’ve got Cyndi Lauper stuck in my head, singing “Girls… they wanna have pu-uun, Ohhhhhh, girls just wanna have pun…”
michelle obama is ugly
according to the pundit kitchen, she’s downright beautiful. but i’m not sure they’re paying attention.
Or perhaps the difference is that many of us don’t have your narrow 18-to-25-year-old western-European-origins restrictions on the definition of beauty?
>.>
(Side note: Tyler thinks YAYYY ODIN is in order too)
I wonder what you thought of Sarah Palin…
Link to Crowder’s new video for you, Dhoti – hilarious. His Maddow impersonation is even better than his Olbermann LOL
That’s hilarious.
Palin was pretty. Michelle Obama is pretty. One scares me, the other doesn’t. I’m sure you can figure out which is which.
So, if I were to go back in the archives, I wouldn’t find an abundance of misogyny for one of them?
so admit it, you’re fat & ugly
I hope you’re aware we can tell you’re Hillary.
I hope you’re aware, you’re still fat & ugly
Project much?
Bitter troll is bitter.
pam greer fits within my scope. so i guess you’re wrong there.
I”M ALSO THE DEVIL.
Heretic. American culture is superiorest to everything. After all, we don’t make women wear burkhas, or behead them for wanting to choose their husband, etc.
Eeeeuch. Can’t believe I typed that with a straight face. It scares me that some people genuinely think that “better than worst” is an acceptable standard. And it’s sad that women, in some ways, are still viewed as glorified property valued by their perceived f—ability. Xb
Christ ari. Sometimes you say things make me LIKE you. This is one of those times.
Thank you. (-_-) I suspect that if we sat down over coffee, we’d find we agree about a lot more things than we disagree about – but the Internet makes people much pricklier, in my experience. (Especially me.)
How many of us here are plenty ornery on the Internet but are strangely quiet and introverted IRL? ::raises hand::
The net is a haven for the socially maladjusted. I’m not introverted per se but enjoy being alone – i.e. my own company and when in the company of others am more of a quiet, listener, shoulder for other people to spill their problems to. It’s kind of surprising what people are willing to tell someone who is a good listener and knows how to keep their mouths shut about it.
And, like me, you find yourself able to branch out a bit more through the anonymity of the Internet, right? And maybe even let off some steam now and then. :-X
Oh, sure – I think most of us do. Nothing wrong with that. I really don’t participate much on heavily moderated boards where everyone has to be extra super nice all the time (no matter their views) because there’s no draw there. Not for me; it’s fine for the people who like that sort of thing. I just don’t see the point – if you can’t let it hang out a bit online, what’s the fun? But more than that, I do not write like I speak; one can not get a sense of what I’m like through my writing even when I’m doing a serious topic. All those gender assessor things they have online have put all my serious topics down as being written by men though I’m decidedly a woman – funnie, that, huh?
I can’t form a coherent sentence IRL. Although that’s not that much different from here either I guess. LOL
Yeah, I find that it’s easier to be nice on the internet because you have time before you post to stop yourself from saying most of the things you shouldn’t say…
Some people on this site should try that now and again too. LOL
Somebody stole her banana.
Stay classy, racist.
As classy as you, bigot!
It’s funny… a lot of people claimed Bush’s facial expressions bore a strong resemblance to those of a chimpanzee (see bushorchimp.com), but here the only apparent evidence is that she’s black. It might be related to the old dreadful racist claim that black people are less evolved, but one can hope not.
If there’s an innocent reason for making “banana” jokes, this might be a good time to clarify. Otherwise, you risk associating yourself with a rather unsavory crowd.
sounds like an “eye of the beholder” type thing, to be honest.
best point you can make here is that we have a protected group vs not protected group.
Sorry, that link was supposed to be bushorchimp.com.
Oh, heck with it. You get the idea.
Froo, you’re calling someone else a racist? LOL!
Please, post a link of when Anniee busted out the N-word.
You don’t have to bust out the N-word to be a racist.
Word Nigga… wait… what are we talking about?
I don’t know. What’s a “Word Nigga?”
A black guy that plays Scrabble?
OH MY GOD IM GOING TO HELL!
Uh…uh…
*quietly slinks away from the conversation*
…’slinking feces?’…
Sadly, no; there are so many other fun words. And euphemisms, too.
But that’s not the point. Froo DID bust out the N-word, in a completely ugly and uncalled-for way, and now has the audacity to call someone else a racist.
Haha! Oh, the irony. It’s so…ironic.
Well there goes her last shred of credibility on THAT subject; I knew she was a bigot but I didn’t know she was racist too. Go figure.
I’m still laughing at her “never used the word in a derogatory fashion” justification. You can’t make this stuff up!
When did I use the n-word except for pointing out that you were calling me a house n*gger? I’ve never used the word in a derogtory fashion. Also, Anniee, you seem to have a serious problen remembering who said what when. I never called Cheney Rasputin (most recently), and my only reference to a zombie lesbian daughter was to parrot a line by Fester and comment that your references to having a lesbian daughter were convenient to the story at hand and otherwise being used as a trap to call people names. Granted, I shouldn’t have parroted a line, but that doesn’t change the fact that it didn’t originate with me and hasn’t been mentioned again by me. All of your anger and frustration at being taken as an angry little joke on this comment site is misdirected at me in the form of unprovable accusations and antisemetic epithets laced with outright racist statements. Now, unless you can come up with something better to accuse me of, I suggest you let it go. You have no cite to me being a bigot that you can point to, however, we have you insulting people, name calling, and outright racism contained in in a single thread on this LOL. Now, do you have anything constructive to say, or will you keep up the racist and antisemetic statements as I expect you to?
Mayhaps she just googles “Comments to make Froo look bad” and reads them without clicking the link to read the context?
She’s got a preconcieved view of me in her head because I don’t fit her view of Christian, conservative, or (in her words) human. So you’re probably right
I keep tryi g to tell her that not liking a single person Doesn’t make me a bigot, but I think she forgot to google what the word bigot means before she threw it out there.
Froo, this is the interwebs. Once you’ve thrown a word out there, YOU CAN NEVER EVER EVER EVERRRR take it back. You cannot retract a statement, no matter who approves. Instead, you must argue the same point with weaker and weaker excuses (no matter how badly they are failing) and you must always continue to insult worse as the argument goes along. There are no civil conversations here, only long, debated insults somewhat like a harpoon being shot into someone, and slowly expanding the hole in their body until they
computer use FAIL. Anyway, “until the enemy gives up.”
As long as it’s understood that I fight out of boredom and because sometimes it’s fun to poke the trolls…
Wait…. You know I was being sarcastic right?
LOL! No, Froo, I’m sure you don’t think it’s derogatory at all. Let me guess — people who get offended by you dropping it are uppity, right? They just need to know their place? Well, at least you didn’t break out the “massa” talk this time around, hon.
Froo, you really need to find another Fester or Seth or some other hateful alpha-troll to latch on to; you’re really not doing well when you’re in the lead, are you?
Where has Anniee been antisemitic? Cite or GTFO.
Wow, that was easy. Why didn’t I think of that earlier?
She didn’t. But she did compare a black woman to a monkey for no reason she’s willing to explain. Calling black people monkeys harkens back to the not-so-distant past when racists did so and claimed that they’re less-evolved than the “superior” white people. That’s not cool.
Twice, mind you. Once at the start of this thread, once at the start of the second thread down from this one.
The second one was not a caption I wrote but a caption I thought was a hell of a lot funnier than this stupid one.
I don’t really care if you think it’s racist because I have no intention of stopping – we’ve already established presidents and their wives are fair game for chimp jokes, and all the better if they happen to make the same facial expressions that monkeys, yetis, sasquatches or raging apes do. I am not concerned after the racist cartoons about Condi Rice or the calling of Clarence Thomas a “house n*gger” and an “Uncle Tom” that something I say is going to appear racist to silly, stupid leftists. They are more than racist when it suits them. Hell, Garofalo just insisted on the air that ANY person of color who is conservative is mentally ill, has Stockholm syndrome, and even worse, racist things – unlike the left I don’t treat people of color like pets (pampered or otherwise) – they are fair game for all the same insults that the others get when they’re on the national stage. Get used to it.
“I have every right to use racist insults, because I think the other side is racist!”
You’re amazing. Utterly frickin’ amazing. If you can take that position with a straight face, I have nothing left to say to you. But I do pity you.
That one’s white. LOL
I’m sure George Bush wanted to say something along those lines too, don’t you think? I guess he won’t get one of these funny comment pics though, right?
Naturally.
Too bad the truly good caption for this photo didn’t make it – it says “WTF you mean Jane Goodall wants to observe me in my habitat?!”
Heh.
Two extremely racist statements in two hours or so, and I’m the bigot? I don’t hate a particular group of people, Anniee, I just think you’re a waste of time. That doesnt make me a bigot, that makes me an individual discerning of stupid. Now, if you want to produce those statements which you claim make me a bigot, in context, then we might have something. Otherwise, you’re just a racist accusing others of bigotry to ally your own inadequacies.
Stay classy, racist. I think this deserves a folder of it’s own too.
You aren’t allowed to point out people’s failings, froofrou, if you do, you’re a bigot. I mean, really, judging people on what they say and do? How gauche.
Damn. In the future I’ll have to remember not to point out obviously racist statements of those who run around throwing out the word bigot as if they know what it means. I shall retire to my private chamber and commence to punish myself now. Care to join me?
Let me get my cat-o-nine-tails, I’ll be right there.
I didn’t make that caption, fool. I merely favorited it. If you can look at THAT expression and NOT think “She’s about to eat my face” then more power to you – perhaps you just see a furious, enraged woman (anger is her hallmark.) I see a furious, enraged Yeti whose husband should never have shaved her down and taught her to speak. Her color has nothing to do with it – she could be green and furry and still look like a Yeti here screaming for her banana back. So you just keep crying racist and I’ll keep mocking her, kk? (Your bigotry has been against fat people and lesbians so far; I have no idea how far it extends but you never fail to surprise me the depths to which you’ll plummet, so I’m sure there’s plenty more waiting to come out.)
Fat people and lesbians? Care to back that up, racist? Especially since your first racist statement wasn’t inherited. Racist.
Your continued insistence that “fat” is an epithet/insult, and your comments about lesbian zombie daughter of vampires pretty much seals that up. And well well well, you broke out with the N-word? You’re racist as well as other forms of bigotry – not surprising in the least. And I stand by every word I said. She should have been left in the wild where she belongs. Likening people to various animals has nothing to do with racism, as we know from 8 years of Chimpy McBush. Link.
Interesting that you would try to copy the link I provided, and not answer the question of what basis you have for calling this woman a monkey. Lots of people, for and against, have noted that Bush’s facial expressions often closely resemble those of a chimp. You have as yet to even try to explain any basis for thinking Michelle Obama is a monkey other than that she’s black.
I didn’t copy it; I’ve been using that link for years, fool.
Now here’s a link to an actual expression for you to compare to the one in the “lol”. Though you aren’t fooling anyone by pretending that this is about her color as opposed to her expression in this shot. It is so obviously animalistic and in particular, monkey-like that no one can possibly miss it. I’d use the Capuchin monkeys who have the white faces to illustrate, but their teeth are a tad too small to make the resemblance.
Now, don’t annoy her or she’ll EAT YOUR FACE.
more links
A dog with an even closer expression.
I wish I could do photoshop.
“Uh, uh… well, I meant her facial expression, just like you said about Bush!”
You seem remarkably good at coming up with after-the-fact rationalizations. “I meant a Yeti!” (burn) “No, I meant Sasquatch!” (burn) “No, I meant her facial expression, and here’s this picture that shows an animal with its teeth bared that looks NOTHING LIKE HER except having a black face, to prove it!”
None of this comes close to touching the truth, which I’m pretty sure you know as well as I do – that calling a black person a monkey is highly racially-charged, and you’d better have a compelling reason rather than a lame excuse to explain it.
Why is the N-word racially charged? Because it was used in the recent past by racists as an insult. The exact same thing is true about calling a black person a monkey.
You’ve often complained about not being respected as a Christian. Here’s a hint for how to do so: Start acting like Christ, who is the purest example of love the world has seen. His own words, which I’ve seen you repeatedly go against: “Again, anyone who says to his brother, ‘Raca,’ is answerable to the Sanhedrin. But anyone who says, ‘You fool!’ will be in danger of the fire of hell.”
Well there’s 45 seconds of my life I’ll never get back. Thanks a lot.
Do you say the same thing when you find something else in the bible you don’t like?
Pretty much so.. she’s one of those pick and choose Christians.
Yetis don’t eat bananas.
Of course Yetis eat bananas. They need potassium too, dipsh*t.
How do you know they need potassium? Judging by your behavior…. cold, idignant and apelike… I think we might have an inside source here….
Well and I never eat bananas because I think it’s one of the grossest foods on the planet and I am not potassium deficient.
Yetis (which I feel I must state for the record are not real) live in the Himalayas and other mountainous terrain. Bananas need a tropical environment to grow. [link] about Yetis.
Tsk – you’re right; I should have made sure first considering I ALWAYS confuse Yetis and Sasquatch. I was definitely picturing and thinking of bigfoot, not the snow monsters. Hence the shaved her down and taught her to speak bit. Guess no one remembers Eddie Murphy’s Delirious anymore; shame, really, because that’s Aunt Bunny Goonygoogoo if ever there has been one.
Sasquatch doesn’t eat bananas either. Its (fictional) range is primarily the pacific northwest, which is also too cold for growing bananas. [link] about Sasquatch.
Oh, Baloney. You telling me if you put out bananas for the big freak he won’t eat them? You bet your ass he would. And he’d be just as pissed as old Michelle is up there if you then tried to take his sweet away from him.
There’s a hell of a lot of things animals don’t eat in the wild that they adore in captivity. I don’t think Michelle is fully domesticated but she’s not in the wilds anymore, poor dear.
Let me get this straight. You’re arguing over whether or not a fictional creature would eat bananas if you left them out. Am I reading this correctly?
Gotta love it, man.
I had no idea she’d play along so beautifully, I was only in it to see how many more attempts she’d make to rationalize being a racist.
Yes.
I know I’m gonna regret asking this, but…why?
You really are a sad wretched human being aren’t you? That you feel the need to belittle someone you never even meant says a lot about you. I recommend psychiatric counseling to help you deal with all this rage you seem to have.
*met*
If being color-blind and refusing to treat people differently or with kid gloves or even exoticize them *because* they are black means I’m a racist, then I’m perfectly comfortable with the label. I know my flaws; this doesn’t happen to be one of them. {shrug}
Using long established racially charged insults isn’t “color-blind”. Its at best woefully ignorant and at worst what everyone in this thread says you are: an angry racist.
Do your knees ever get sore from all that spinning?
I will put this to you the same way I did the last time you called Michelle Obama a monkey. Tomorrow go to the first black person you see and tell them that they look like a monkey. Be sure to use your “I’m not a racist just color-blind” rationalization. Next come back and tell us how that conversation went.
I work almost exclusively with people of color, but none of them either look like monkeys or make monkey faces, as Michelle Obama does. Neither are they full of the kind of rage she has, that lends her an ugly quality that dehumanizes her. The first time I see such an apey/bigfoot expression I’ll be sure to give it a shot and report back to you.
Remarkably enough, a camera can catch all kinds of faces. Just look at all the one’s of Hillary looking like a banshee, yet is that the way she always looks? Now, taking that argument one step further, do you suppose Michelle Obama always looks like this? Or did the photographer just happen to get lucky?
a-frakkin-men.
“I HATE WHITE PEOPLE!!!!” only proper caption.
Yeah it bears pointing out amid all the cries of racism as soon as anyone makes fun of this angry creature, that she is actually quite racist. It’s one of her worst qualities.
Your “oh yeah well they did it too!” defense doesn’t even hold water in the average first grade classroom.
You’re really riled up, eh? Then my work here is done.
What in my post has indicated anger? Have I used capitol letters? Have I resorted to swearing? I’m not angry that you look like a preschooler trying to keep up with the big kids, only vastly amused.
-sighs and falls asleep on computer- you guys comment too fast.
Yeah, it’s late. I need to trundle off to bed myself. I’ve said all I feel like this evening. I’ll leave Anniee to her justifications. I’m sure if she tells herself she’s not being a racist enough times it’ll make it easier to believe it the next time she’s in church.
I’m not going to stop making fun of her. I really don’t care how you feel about it or how you spin it. It ain’t gonna work. She’s a vile, nasty, loathsome racist in her own right, and I’ll be poking as much fun at her as I can. Better to laugh than cry.
Meh, I’ll read the rest of the Anniee smashing that I’m sure will happen later in the morning. Peace, PK.
Pundit Kitchen Obama Worship FAIL
Good handle and good post. It’s about time.
Anti-Obama circle jerk win?
Sad you could only get the two of you together this time around…
Dhoti got a late start but will be there soon.
That isn’t the kind of post I’ve ever seen Dhoti respond to. {shrug}
yeah! People should focus on the fact that she is an ugly ass shemale communist oppressor.
But enough about your mom. We’re talking about Michelle Obama.
::puts self in timeout for feeding the trolls::
His mom, or his wife?
(Not that most men can tell the difference.)
*puts self in timeout for two ST5 jokes and for feeding a troll feeder*
I’ll join you. I’ve got the big bag of Troll Chow ready for when we get out.
This nest literally made my throat hurt AND woke my little brother up.
Jerks
We keep trying to kick the trolls out of the nest to see if they’ll fly. They keep landing splat on the ground. It’s funny, really.
Roffle! (^_^)
Reminds me of <a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/06/24/funny-pictures-hoomanz-don-land-on-dere-feetz/"this one…
Gyah, I really need to start paying closer attention to my html.
This one.
Yeah, that scored a LOL.
Testing. Because I can’t remember htf to do it.
Didn’t work. Hmmm. Again.
Once more. Then, pfft.
Splat
Almost there….
Splat!
BINGO!
ROFL!
Ow. I carelessly started reading the first thread on the linked LOL, and my brain is now trying to squeeze itself out my ear to run away. (X.x)…~@
Have I mentioned that, trolls notwithstanding, I’m glad for the comparatively stellar level of discourse here?
Please note that my post was before I saw anyone had responded. It wasn’t pointed at anyone in this thread except perhaps Exile.
I think she’s ugly because she IS so angry and hate-filled. It just always shows right there on the surface; the smile never reaches her eyes, you know? And it’s always ready to turn into a vicious snarl,like in this picture. Maybe if she weren’t so enraged she would have a bit of a kinder, softer look that wouldn’t be so offputting. As it is, yeah, she ends up looking ugly and that’s to the bone.
Meanwhile someone like Condi Rice, who is far more accomplished than Michelle Obama, never gets that cocky, rage-thing going – she exudes class and poise and style, and she (whether or not she is physically beautiful, though I think she is) ends up looking beautiful; more beautiful than she might if she weren’t so cultured.
*gets noseful of Sprite*
*recovers from major choke/cough-ing fit*
Anyone who gets followed around constantly by guys with cameras will have some extremely unflattering photos. No matter how “beautiful” and “cultured” they are.
Not to mention that the whole “beautiful=good, ugly=evil” meme flies straight in the face of true Christianity.
So do you deliberately twist everything someone says into pretzels or is it just that you’re that stupid? Reread. Comprehend.
Anniee, I know you can bash harder. Go to bed and get a good night’s sleep, I’m sure you can hit him harder for the post. ;P
I’m not bashing; it is very strange to have one’s words used to mean the exact opposite of everything they mean, or otherwise twisted into something unrecognizable. I honestly can’t comprehend the thinking behind that kind of twisting and writhing. I prefer logic, but maybe that’s just me.
All logic is different, Anniee. Don’t forget, it all depends on where you’re casting this logic witchcraft spell from.
On another note, just because I can quote MP, I will.
WIIIIIIIIITTTCHHHHH!!! LOGIC?!
I know virtually nothing about *real* logic, but I’m pretty sure you’re full of it. Hell, you could listen to “The Logical Song” and know you’re full of it.
Actually, Anniee, ari didn’t twist ANYTHING you said. Quoting you here; “(Cindi Rice) never gets that cocky, rage-thing going” and ari refuted you. Several times, with proof. You poor bitter little troll. *shaking head sadly*
PBS definitely doesn’t count. (^_^) PBS is to TV as fruit is to candy bars and soda – no real comparison.
Y’ALL NIGGAS POSTIN’ IN THE TROLL THREAD
/b/
wait, is it harder to be a black and/or female lawyer? i didn’t think your skin color or gender contributed to your academic credit…
the fact that you mentioned that she is a black lawyer is important, shows that you dont understand whats important.
A black president is NOT a step forward, its not the 50’s, Obama did not have to fight congress, he didnt have to take it to the supreme court, he didn’t have to wage strikes and protests, he had to do what every white, Asian, or Hispanic person had to do to run and win the election. What would be a step forward, if nobody paid any mind to the fact that he is black.
The step forward is more for America than for Obama himself. “One small step for a man,” as Armstrong put it.
Or as he was *supposed* to put it …
did she die?
What? Are you serious?
don’t feed the troll
i can haz cheesebuger?
feeling guilty here, but did anyone else hear a screaming chimpanzee in their minds when they first glanced at this photo?
Everybody did. Including a lot of people who made captions. It’s just that not many people are willing to admit it.
It’s RRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaacist!
but it’s not racist when obama says that republicans are old, out of touch, racist, white guys.
…’rosebud’…(cue Bernard Herrmann transition)…
She’s such a b@#$h. And a vampire, apparently.
Shouldn’t she be sparkling right about now?
The First Lady is being described as having a “slutty flight attendant look”. Women across America are having sexual fantasies about our President.
What is this world coming to? 0_0
bitter troll wants to join mile high club, but is to cowardly to fly. we need a very high bridge
SHES SCARES ME>>> RACIST BITCH_ AND OBAMA IS A BIG LIAR_FRAuD ! WALE UP_
Please whip yourself to death.
I’m too tired to do it personally today.
bitter troll has waled up. then his jeans turned green
she looks like a monkey
might help if you take the white hood off and get a better view
OK, if it walks like a primate, talks like a primate and walks like a primate – it’s going to come across as having gorilla like mannerisms – hahahahah – she looks like an ape ahahahahaahahaha
You were disbarred in 1993 from being a lawyer. That is not good. I hope your husband does a better job than you.
Actually, the big cost is insurance. In Oregon at least, and probably everywhere else, members of the bar have to carry malpractice insurance which is very expensive, and is not tied to the number of cases or clients you take on. So if you aren’t going to take on enough paying legal work to cover the costs, you let your bar membership lapse. Something like half of all the people who have JD degrees make their living from something other than practicing law. she was not disbarred, but ceased her practice for money reasons
Wow. What an elegant way of saying Casey is full of crap!
me troll, eat fat children rawr
She is a MONKEY:-)
(monkey sounds) Ouh Ouh Ouhhhh Ouhh Ohhhh oh oh oh..AHHH AHHHH AHHH ouhh ouhhh
We’re all monkeys.
negros are monkeys