this is a job for…
this is a job for…
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BLOWBAMA!
ouch.
heartbeat, In a.
Well played.
AFFIRMATIVE ACTION MAN!!!
And that’s why Republicans are in decline. All they do is call people names.
Yes, that’s why Condi Rice was called a “Porch monkey” and an “Uncle Tom”, Bush was constantly paraded around as Chimpy McShrub, and conservatives who question a person who happens not to be white about a record are called racists, bigots, and instigators.
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Oh, and let’s not forget the use of “neo-con” as an epithet……….
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You’re right, the Left never tosses out names.
Froofrou win!
Pretty sure she didn’t say that the right doesn’t call people names.
Some guy with actual super powers?
mighty mouse?
Heeere I come to save the daaaay!!
Adam West?
Family Guy FTW!!
I was thinking ‘Batman: The Movie’, but it’s all good.
Hand me the Bat-economic decline reversal spray, Robin!
BAM! ZAP! BIFF! SQUAT!
The mental imagery… is damaging to puzzle out.
Most mental imagery involving West & Ward is at least a little troubling.
I once heard an interview with Adam West in which he was talking about how the tights gave Burt Ward a rash on his legs. Disturbing much!!
I like how Adam West was apparently so intimately acquainted with Burt Ward’s leg rash that he felt qualified to comment on it.
Adam West is intimately acquainted……. with a great…. many… things…
But shouldn’t the squat come before…..?
I think he was teabagging, in the FPS sense.
And quite possibly all other senses, too. This is Mr. West, after all.
SNUH! MINT!
Newt! Poooo!
[don't be afraid to use your nails, boys!]
[dances with Scoutmaster]
Adam We. Nobody messes with Adam We….
michael westin. *squee*
no superpowers but he’s freaking awesome… and burn notice is back tonight!! *double squee*
YAY!!!!!!! *loves teh Michael*
various men who run towards strange objects with a determined face and frequently rip their shirts off?
Ensign Expendable.
The Secretary of Spandex!
oo.. delicious! i bet SoS is low carb. I’m on a diet, you know, can’t go around eating just anybody.
And low in fat, I’m sure. I think it’s a job requirement.
OH God I hope so…
… I declare Seth the Secretary of Spandex.
May the cosmic sky wang have mercy on your soul.
Do we begin the hazing now master? I have new nylon ropes I’m just DYING to try out. It has a 10 UIAA fall rating!
Yes, we begin the hazing now. Use your new ropes and that shiny new dildo helmet.
Ouch! My piles! What, is that thing made from sandpaper?
And glass! For that extra violated feel. Sure it cost extra, but you’re worth it…
He took it like a man, sir. He’s a credit to his office.
And his orifice.
i would certainly hope so! that would be an abuse of spandex otherwise.
(abuse of or abuse to?)
then again, if they were chubby maybe they’d be getting more bang for their buck, you know, surface-space and volume or
ahh! wrong button.. sorry, too much cold medicine.. going back to sleep now
Like the new avatar wallFly!
Me too!
thank you Jane
and Cpt. Wow also. I made it myself! wheeeee
This just in: Rosie O’Donnell appointed Secretary of Spandex. Film at… whenever our camera man’s eyes stop bleeding.
Seth, I found the Secretary of Spandex. It’s worse than O’Donnell. It’s worse than you could imagine. [link]
I have gazed into the abyss…
… It didn’t bother me. I found myself strangely neutral, like I was staring at some random idiot and it didn’t bother me.
Then again, not much is going to bother me this week in that regard.
Yeah, I’ve seen worse-looking people…
He’s the first thing that comes up when you do a google image search for “fat guy in spandex.”
Awww, what a thing to be famous for!
I keep thinking he needs to be tied up with very THIN ropes for maximum fat-bulge pockets. And a riding quirt instead of the slugger. THINK of the welts I could raise! I’m all atwitter.
and this is what you get when you search “fat chick in spandex”
some people should just NOT wear spandex.
“spandex: it’s a privledge not a right”
-Cereal Killer (Hackers)
be nice… that’s uncle fester during the 5k run.
Where did Uncle Fester go? I miss that guy.
He was here too? Man, I miss him on Graphjam.
Both he and RhoRho just disappeared….
*starts search party*
Yeah, none of the other horribly insulting people here manage to be quite as likeable…
I think it was the lived historical context that somehow eased the insults? Or maybe the descriptive creativity…
Cretin!
^Sorry
Oh, just use the stick up your ass to prise the burr that you’ve got in there now…
-sniffles- but viking, where is he?
James, I’m confused. Who’s got their burr up-
Wait, sorry. What burr is up Viking’s ass?
I know not the location of Uncle Fester. *hangs head in shame*
It’s the first thing that came up when I Googled “Uncle Fester Pundit Kitchen.”
LOL.
The burr is usually up UF’s arse. Along with his carbuncles and such.
@JTC: Lol…that I can believe. The man is something of an artist with the insulting phrase.
OK here’s my theory: UF got bored with his MO, plus we were showing far too much affection to the crusty fart, so he adopted a new persona. Anniee. Same crazy hours, same endless posting. Intelligent, twisted vitriol. Seems plausible to me.
Pitty, I LMAO on that one. It’s TRUE! Even if it isn’t true, I’m going to pretend it is.
But pitty, when UF did it, it wasn’t so…. hurtful. -sniffles-
Plus, Anniee started commenting… when? Cause I know ‘Fester was alive and commenting 9 days ago at minimum.
Anniee was here before UF disappeared… Unless he’d been planning it all along. Hmmmmm….
Wait a minute! Do you think Fester is capable of calling himself a Christian? Wouldn’t the universe implode if that happened? …And I think I remember some of his finest insults being reserved for Anniee…
9 days ago? Really? Haven’t seen him here… Or was that Graph Jam?
Yeah, although he’s technically proficient enough to manage to post as 2 people with different avatars I just don’t see it. I could see him doing it with a different persona, but I don’t know about that one. Anyway, the writing style’s very different.
No, I just hit random and found some graph with his comments on it from the 25th. It wasn’t too far back, I’d seen it before.
… And Anniee’s vitriol isn’t as good. Sometimes it doesn’t really relate to the thread, either… It’s like she thought of a b!tchy line and couldn’t wait to try it out…
In all reality, I think he just disappeared for something else. I saw a bit of myself in that mask of his and it is what I will inevitably do.
Death, can’t we just hope he’s on vacation?
When that sad day comes, buddy, you’d better let us throw you one hell of a party. And hopefully not for a good long while.
It’s definitely possible.
@DWN – *cries*
@Seth – I’ve been tempted to reply to her as if …
@AC, Diss, Tyler – But if they didn’t overlap, and if the writing styles were the same, then we’d catch on. UF is teh clever. Plus, who else could do such a bizarre parody of extreme whatever it is she does.
@JTC – I LOL’d. Good one.
i think fester got arrested in the riots in london and due to his nature has not yet been released…
@Pittypat: No need to cry, Fester will be back, I’m sure.
funneh *snorfles*
@Pittypat: I try. *hugs*
Well, I think Uncle Fester has some pretty serious IRL health problems and I sort of assumed his disappearance had something to do with that.
Speaking of Fester, where did Rhorho run off to?
Froo said Rhorho has a bunch of stuff going on IRL right now, last time I asked.
IRL can be a real drag, sometimes…
Make it stop!
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That really is cruel and inhuman to subject us to that, Diss. You should be ashamed.
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Upon further reflection, why do you even have that picture, hmm? Enquiring minds want to know.
Good question! No, like I said above, that picture is the first thing that comes up when you do a google image search for “fat guy in spandex.”
Thank you, most of us don’t go around typing “fat gut in spandex” in our search bars…
Really? That’s how I find my porn.
Eeuuuuw!
*breathes*
To each his/her own.
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Does anyone have any brain bleach to spare?
I’ve got Brain OxyClean, think that’ll help? Or some Brain Spray-n-Wash?
-Hopes Viking realizes that he is kidding-
-needs to borrow brain bleach after her-
Only Shamwow will take care of that image..
I think this image requires Brain OxyClean (thanks Diss!), followed by some mental flossing and a Shamwow mop-up of any remains.
Billy and Vince are probably duking it out right now.
They both lost.
But what will take care of the image of the Shamwow guy?
that calls for a shambotomy,
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velcome to my zurgery. time to dizrobe & pleaze to lay faze down on ze operation table. NOW! hurry up, zve hazn’t gotz all day you know. must remoove zat shamwow before it multipliez und becomes a shamwowie.
Billy Mays in a speedo
no… sham WOOHOO Will.
Now I have a mental image of this guy’s gut tearing free to live it’s own life, wrapped in spandex and happily obese.
I hope you’re happy.
Well, I was a little scared, but sometimes you have to take one for the team and risk the permanent mental damage.
ROFLCOPTER! She’s even wearing the cape!
Link on name.
Now that’s worse…
OMG. I think I’m a little turned on. *hand twitching towards rope*
someone with a sense of humor?
Obama hasn’t terrified me yet, despite my conservative roots…
This is a job for a scarier liberal, like a Kennedy.
Or Hillary(or even worse, the return of Carter…)
I’d take Hillary or Jimmy over Barack any day. I really like Carter, and I think his presidency is seriously underrated. Who else but Carter could have gotten Sadat and Begin talking?
I’ll give you that one, otherwise his presidency was marred with a lot of meh (like the economy and his foreign policy).
Are you saying that you would have been fine with Carter if he had been president during 9/11?
That was meant for Seth.
Yes, Carter would have handled 9/11 with grace, dignity, and Christian compassion. He would not have acted like a cowboy with daddy issues. He would have used diplomacy, as well as reassuring the American people.
Right..ya..and then he would take all our guns away(that makes me feel safer;) and add them to his collection.
Seth, I would agree with how he would have handled it. But, I doubt that the outcome would have been what was intended. Let’s face it, he tried his best with the Iranian Hostages but just couldn’t pull it off. I doubt he would have been any more successfull with 9/11.
Well at least thats half justification, thanks
Sorry Eddie, I just don’t see how the failure of the US Army to pull off a rescue mission reflects on the President. We simply were equipped to fight in the jungles of Vietnam, not a desert.
Oh, I wasn’t referring to that, I meant the entire 444 days that he spent trying to resolve it. The rescue mission was a clusterfsck from the start and the planning was slipshod at best. Given that, it does reflect on him because he was the Commander-In-Chief and approved the mission.
christian compassion? pfftt! Ill believe it when i see it
jk
“Carter would have handled 9/11 with grace, dignity, and Christian compassion. He would not have acted like a cowboy with daddy issues.”
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It’s also possible that he would have read the Presidential briefing(s) and thus prevented the attack from happening in the first place.
Zing!
ACORN!
Heh!!
the chupacabra?
chupa-thingy?
Chupacabra. It translates to “goat sucker” in English. Think about THAT for awhile.
Really, I’d rather not.. I’m still trying to get the image of the fat man in spandex out of my head without adding that image on top of it.
And now the rest of us have to get it out of our minds…
now, just think about the relevance of that name and just exacly is legal in mexico…
“what is legal in mexico” i mean.. ah hell with it, where’d i leave the rum?
wallFly, it’s a cryptozoology thing. [link]
thanks Diss – i was trying (unsuccessfully) to make a reference to some stripper/donkey show you always hear rumors about in movies and the literal translation of chupacabra…
it was worth a shot
but thanks for the link – that’s an entertaining (and bright) site
… I’ve honestly seen worse. Crispy god, what have I become that none of this makes me twitch anymore…
PS is making a reference to the web show Red Vs. Blue. Link in the name.
Red Vs. Blue FTW!!
One of my favorite words, for reasons I know not why…
Stupendous man!
Pudenda man?
Captain Underpants!
Powdered Toast Man
Burnt Face Man!
This is a job for…weenie man! Into the weenie mobile…Weenie Man away!!!
Oh, I’d love to be an Oscar Mayer wiener.
That is what I’d truly like to be.
‘Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener,
Everyone would be in love with me.
This one is like a Rorschach test. What you see says something about what’s going on in your mind. You can see it as pro-Obama, as mocking Obama, or as having a bit of fun with either of the above.
I can see all those possibilities, which means my mind is very confused indeed.
I see it as advertising for Elf-Klingon orgies and anti-Raptor spray.
You mean my OTHER source of porn?
look up to where viking and i need brain bleach if you forgot, Seth 
I need to go get some Oxyclean, and then maybe give you a ShamWOW.(product placement)
How will YOU protect your loved ones when the raptors come for them? Do you even have raptor-proof escape routes planned? Did you know they can open doors, hmmm, well did you?
I have tons of raptor-traps.
I guess he can borrow one or two.
No, I need a shamWOOHOO.
Well, I don’t have any of those, but I have a ShamMeh. ANd some ShamPoo. It’s not as good as the real stuff, butt it will doo in a pinch.
Okay…umm……..look guys I found Clinton’s brother…
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[Link Included]
Wow…….take that Vince
That’s what the hooker said, I hear.
You always see Barack Obama in these awesome pictures where he really looks like he’s having fun. Its nice (:
Sarcasm, or you actually think he looks like he’s having fun? *is confused*
Well, that one, not really
But there are loads of them! They’re nice (:
Im a sensitive person XDD
Ok, that makes sense! I just thought he actually looked pretty grim in this one.
Lol (: it just reminded me, and there are a couple where he’s running :S XDD
Hmm, tough one. If the smiley was a *headtilt* I’d say sarcasm.
Someone else?
“Someone else”
Obama = Worst. President. Ever.
Let’s not get into this here, we all had an opportunity to have this argument over the past 3 days. You didn’t read through the comments? too bad. Now don’t start it again, please.
Though I don’t like agreeing with him, I have to. We don’t need to have another debate about Obama right now, not that I like him(ask anyone on here..).
Community Chest: You did not get approval for your post from your betters. Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.
Naqamel just found out about presidenst a couple months ago. He has no context for comparison.
Nice try, but unfortunately I lived through the last guy who could arguably claim to be the Worst President Ever: Jimmuh Cartuh. Obama is even worse then that loser was.
-sigh- We had this discussion just minutes before you wrote that, Naq. Read all the comments first?
Well it isn’t a job for an inept communist teleprompter jockey.
*the Ike & Tina version*
Trollin’…trollin’…trollin’ on the web site.
Doo doot doot-doot-doot
Doot doot-doot-doot
Doot doot-doot-doot….
I left a good job in the city
Working for the man every night and day
And I never lost one minute of sleeping
Worrying bout the way things might have been
Big wheel keep on turning
Proud mary keep on burning
And were trolling, trolling
Trolling on the river
That was very creative…did you come up with that all by yourself, or did you see it on TV?
probably quoting foxnews….
“Well it isn’t a job for an inept communist teleprompter jockey.”
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I propose a suggestion: Every time somebody refers to Obama as a “communist” or a “socialist”, DWN will make a pitcher of Black Russians (get it? It’s a pun! Get it, huh?) for everyone to share. If either of those words are misspelled, he must also include a snack tray.
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Can I get a show of hands for this, plz?
Has anybody considered that maybe he’s running from something, and not to something?
Hmmm…
Global Warming!! It’s coming!! It’s over there!!! AAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!! RUN!!!!!!
Wish granted.
Maybe he’s running to put some duck tape over Bidens mouth(he obviously didn’t make it).
i don’t know, my first thought was bo lifting his leg on someone
AssRape Man?
Maybe in YOUR dreams, but not mine..
Ya he’s right, your not going to get anywhere if you just resort to name calling. I don’t like Obama either, but I’m not going to go call him harsh things like that.
Ahem. *puts on teacher hat*
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“Your” is a possessive.
“You’re” means “You are”.
The two are not interchangeable.
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That is all.
Thank you foofrou, how would we get along without you…
You get my point though.
I got your point, and you guys would whither up and die without me. Admit it.
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Also……McCain and Lieberman washing each other’s shriveled junk.
Oh please let that go….
I’m going to bring it up every time you use “your” in place of “you’re” and vice versa. And maybe for every other grammatical error, I’m not sure.
Okay then “you’re” going to get irritating…
Consider it payback for subjecting me to your bad grammar. Pittypat has her pet peeves, this is mine.
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McCain’s shriveled junk crossing swords with Cheney’s dusty dick.
Okay….that was not only mocking of conservatives(McCain’s a bit of an iffy)…..It was just plain wrong….
just be glad it wasn’t a 3-way with limp dick limbaugh
Since your going to do that, hers a somewhat wrong(depending on how you view it) video of Obama [Link]
No…no…please…it was already bad……………
You’re forcing me to subject everyone to the mental image of Cheney’s dick being used to screw Ann Coulter from behind while Nancy Pelosi pleasures herself with McCain’s ear. This is your fault.
droid, they don’t call me bad for nothing
tee-hee-he
Wow, that is way to true…
mccain’s ear? she might have better response with his nose
Actually, I’m thinking Obama’s ear might be more appropriate for the job.
More likely Rahm Emanuel’s nose, judging by previous pictures…
Guys this is probably the wrongest thread on here, you no that…
nah, we haven’t once mentioned chains or whips; but now that you mention it…..
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Oh now “you’ve” gone to far
+1 internets for getting the right ‘version’ of that word right, but
+0 internets for not appreciating that fine humor
Well if you think he was wrong about the advanced interrogations, it’s funny(But I think he was right, so I don’t).
I am afraid of what it says about me that none of this thread even gave me a twitch…
Wait no, he said it correctly that time…
I had no idea my comment would cause such a stir. I was making a reference to a popular daily webcomic called Cyanide and Happiness, and clearly it was lost on you. When I wrote it, I had intended it to mean: A superhero named AssRape Man, would be better suited for the ‘job’ than Obama.
I got it jetpack!
<3 EXPLOSM
*wither
“McCain and Lieberman washing each other’s shriveled junk.”
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Ohhh… *tch!* That’s great! That’s just GREAT!
So now I’m picturing Lieberman’s schmeckele with loose skin hanging all over it, like his jowls, and McCain lifting up the loose skin to wash/dry underneath.
Must. Stop. Mental. Picture.
LOL
Still no funny here….sigh
Only prodigious Obama hiney kissing…..
Not that I would kiss his ass, but the question is, who’s would you be kissing?
Depends on how you want to read it. “This is a job for Obama,” “This is a job for…. well we’re screwed.” “This is a job for this guy?”
I don’t really see it as a Obama hiney kissing.
I think it could easily be taken as a parody on the whole “Obama is Superman” thing. I mean, it could be, but I thought it was a parody, not deliberate butt kissing. If it is deliberate butt kissing, then I’m not impressed. Parody, then yeah it’s funny.
Sombody far more qualified who actually knows what they are doing.
Like V Gard. When are you running for President again, V Gard?
This is a job for…..
The real president of the USA. Sure isn’t this Joker.
Well it ain’t Biden or Pelosi, so who is it?
Batman!
Yes, batman is president! Course he will probably keep all the bats that are in the Senate…Maybe we can get Ozzy to bite there heads off…
their
There – A location. Look over there.
Their – Showing possession – That is their house.
They’re – A contraction of “They Are” – They’re on the way home.
All 3 at once – They’re on the way to their house up there in the hills.
What is so fu(king difficult about that?
Nothing, provided you actually attended English (language) class. You know, like you and I both did (but not the same one).
It’s the debris of that ‘whole English’ method of teaching reading. Never mind effect and affect. They’re, their and there, plus sever versus severe, are going to drive me insane while grading papers!
I know what you mean; I’m 47 next month, and still think I learnt grammar in spite of, rather than because of, my English teachers!
it isn’t? wow, someone sure screwed up on inauguration day. we’ve gotta call the FBI! the CIA! MIB! QVC! NASCAR! i can see the story now: AMERICAN FOOLED! INVERSE EQUATION DAY: MAN WITH MOST VOTES FOR PRESIDENT ACTUALLY LOOSES, PRESIDENCY HANDED OVER TO RANDOM TURKEY IN GUATAMALA
(c’mon, that made just as much sense as what club said)
agreed.
“we’ve gotta call the FBI! the CIA! MIB! QVC! NASCAR!”
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Also, AOL, the NRA, the NFL, and of course, Kenny G.
No relation to my good friend Tess Schubert? Similar sense of humor ya got, there
Never met the lady, but I do enjoy her symphonies.
PRESIDENT FAIL!!!
Obama can fail from here on out, and STILL not be the failure that his predecessor was. Luckily, he can’t EVER fail that hard.
Baraquaman!
Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie!!
Oh Oh ! Calvin!
the tax man?
Barack the Magic Negro!
(Don’t blame me…I didn’t make it up, but I did LOL at it a lot.)
someone else
I know I’m probably the only one who remembers this…but “This looks like a job for….STUPOR DUCK!!!”
*lol*…well it made ME laugh anyway.
Typical Politician who People get worked up over for no reason since he’s nothing special and is just like any other politician, but has the advantage of being black so people think they have to vote for him or they feel racist…Man…
EXCELSIOR!!
The 9 Trillion Dollar Man.
Appeasement Man!!!