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Be vewy, vewy quiet.



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Be vewy, vewy quiet. I’m hunting wabbits.

(Vladimir Putin)

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  1. Jane St.Clair says:

    Poor Bugs doesn’t stand a chance.

    • Seth says:

      Are you kidding? Bugs never loses. He’s physically invincible, he can teleport between any two or more identical containers or doors, his disguises never fail, he can seduce male enemies by going in drag, he has the power to confuse his enemies with fast talk, he can pull any object including firearms and explosives out of thin air, he can paint tunnels and things on walls that then actually exist, and he can levitate for as long as he doesn’t know he should be falling.

      Putin would have about as much success against Bugs as Yosemite Sam does: none.

  2. HairySexyTroll says:

    Wait… I thought it was Palin season? (last time I saw this image).

  3. factory says:

    Democracy’s hunting season is already open?

    • Only if you have a permit…

      • mothergoose says:

        What’s the limit on how many you can bag?

          • mothergoose says:

            *Pulls Joe Biden out of bag*
            I think this one might be too small…what do you think? Should we throw him back?

            • *shoots him*
              Whoops, um. That didn’t happen.
              *shoots you in the leg with a tranq gun and leaves sanitized weapon* Sorry love, I was never here.

              *disappears*

              • Captain Wow says:

                *is a witness*
                Well, do I call the cops or not?

                • *shots CW with tranq gun and puts sanitized shovel in her hand. Disappears again*

                  • Captain Wow says:

                    *is paralyzed by tranquilizer*
                    Damn you DWN! If my fist would move I would shake it at you!

                    • mothergoose says:

                      *drools while watching purple leprochauns molesting Joe Biden*

                    • *sighs and makes a note in secret villain lair under the PK Presidential Fushcia House to sign a Presidential Pardon at the end of my term*

                      • *checks tranq gun in case girl scouts come by and realizes that somebody put hallucinogens into my tranq darts.*

                        Well, that might make things interesting…

                        • the_original_shortright says:

                          but samoas are good. *whine*

                          and i sold cookies for 14 years. but never door to door, they tell you not to do that because of all the pervs and stuff.

                        • Jane St.Clair says:

                          Thin mints are ftw, but I also like the ones with caramel and chocolate, which ones are those? Also, this year they changed the shortbread and had this lemon stuff on them that was teh awsum.

                        • Pfft… Like I’m a pervert… Wait… Nevermind. I’ll shut up.

                        • Jane St.Clair says:

                          Yeah, but you’re a consenting adults perv, which is a perv we can all enjoy. ;)

                        • True, true. Yep, consent and no forced sex at all. Seriously… I swearz…

                          *hides tranq gun and rope and assorted toys of pleasurable torture…*

                        • the_original_shortright says:

                          jane… the caramel cookies are the samoas. “a thin vanilla wafer covered in a caramel sauce then dipped in toasted coconut then drizzled with chocolate”.

                          my personal favorites are tagalongs… a thin vanilla wafer covered in peanut butter then dipped in chocolate.

                          thin mints are great, but they give me a sugar rush. which is the LAST thing i need on any given day.

                          i’m super bummed that the ginger snap cookies are gone. but they sh!t-canned those a few years ago. they were the yummiest lowfat cookies they’ve put out since the lemon drops. but then they also changed the baker last year from little brownie to someone else so all the cookies last year tasted like poo. they went back to little brownie this year so they tasted better… but they raised the prices across the board and lowered the number of cookies. thin mints used to be 40, now 36. tagalongs used to be 15, now 12. samoas same as tagalongs. :(

                          /girl scout cookie know-it-all.

                        • Eric-in-STL says:

                          My daughter sold cookies this year. I finally got to taste the pure awesomeness that is a Samoa. Also loved the Tagalong & the Lemon Chalet. The sugar free chocolate chip were also FTW.

                        • Jane St.Clair says:

                          Yeah, I forgot about tagalongs, I pretty much <3 those too. I did notice the lower amounts of cookies, but that’s pretty much across the board as far as food goes, to say nothing of your toilet paper, paper towels, etc.

            • Captain Wow says:

              Be sure and gag him first.

  4. HellHathNoFury says:

    To me, this looks very much more like marvin the martian looking into his telescope. ‘Oh, earth? I’m going to blow it up, it obstructs my view of Venus.’ you know, cuz all the hot women are from venus

  5. Captain Wow says:

    “Be Vewy Vewy Quiet. Sarah’s taking her top off.”

  6. Blurgle says:

    “But there was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom!”

  7. pittypat says:

    Da, at my annual eye exam I can always read the bottom line.
    It says “A Tsar is Born!!”

    • pittypat says:

      Putin, meet the Putin, he’s a monolithic plutarchy,
      From the town of Petrograd, it’s a place right out of Muscovy.

  8. IGuessItIsMeAgain says:

    Кашаi ^^

  9. Peppe says:

    Ha ha ha! Spot on! Awsome…

  10. Sirloin says:

    Hunting wabbits with a tuwwet


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