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not funny..
Whereas you, darling, are keeping us in stitches.
Hits a little close to home, does it?
TOO SOON!!111!!11ELEBENTY!!11222111!!!
Oohh deep philosophical question: are we next on the list for extinction??
Nah, no worries, we’re still in our primate.
You always have to ape the attention, pittypat.
It may simian that way to you, but there’s no need to get apprehensile.
Can’t… Stop laughing…
They call it “restructuring” where I work.
There’s 6 billion of us. I wouldn’t exactly call us endangered yet.
Well, you know how the yeast growth curve works? From a small population, growth is slow, until a certain density is reached. Then growth accelerates, and the rate of acceleration increases until population reaches a certain density, then massive die off. I’m just sayin’.
Oh, I’ve thought of that before. I figure at some point we’re due for something like that. But we’re still a ways away from extinction.
You could always join the voluntary human extinction movement (link). Or most ecological crazy movements; they all have the same goal of getting rid of most of the people in some fashion.
“most ecological crazy movements; they all have the same goal of getting rid of most of the people in some fashion.”
Really? I can has documentation, or did you just pull that out of your nether regions? Can we please put a toxic waste dump in your back yard?
Man, oh man, I can’t believe I didn’t think of this first:
“they all have the same goal of getting rid of most of the people in some fashion.”
That is, in fact, the goal of YOUR religious movement! You guys just can’t wait for the Apocalypse to wipe out most humans!
2012
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Massive die-off? Is this why we have swine flu? Damn you, growth curve and swine flu! DAMN YOU!!!!
DAMN YOU ALL TO H1N1!!!
It’s a swinie heinie flu?
The swinie heinie ungulates with each even-toed step.
Now, Pittypat, that was just sloppy, and it behooves you to put forth more effort.
It must be this swine I’m drinking.
Why aren’t you sharing? You’re hogging it all!
just don’t slop the swill when you pass it on
hey i heard a joke at work:
They said pigs would fly when we had a black president. 100 days in, Swine Flu!
haha, get it?
But we need to be careful to keep ourselves from being put on the endangered list.We definitely need to stop eating each other.
But that ginger flavor is just so addictive.
I didn’t say it would be EASY, I just said we need to. Maybe we could eat tasty sea turtles and dolphins instead?
I admit. I don’t kill people to eat them. I just do it for the sport.
I prefer to eat them while they are still alive.
Sounds like Hobbes of Calvin and. He said he likes his dinner surprised and running.
I learned my best lessons from them.
Well if you have a solution that averts the zombie apocalypse, I’d be glad to hear it missy!
Ummm… Ever see Shaun of the Dead? That seemed to work well.
Yeah, except for the having to kill or watch your friends and family be killed part. Or the barricading in an old pub part. Or having to frisbee-throw original pressings at zombies. Those weren’t so great.
Ok, so SOME of it worked well.
Yeah that movie was awesome.
What’s wrong with having to barricade yourself in a pub? Unless you’re a teetotaller, of course, but bear in mind that the beer would run out sooner than the lemonade. . .
Hmm, actually, I’m beginning to see your point. . .
OT, but I went to see Star Trek again, this time with my family (who hadn’t seen it yet) and my dad was like, “I really like the guy who plays Scottie, has he done anything else?” Not sure he’d “get” Shaun of the Dead though.
I’m really glad to hear that- I LOVE Pegg’s humor, and I like to hear he appeals to the mass American audience. I hope he does a lot more films in the future! (Ooh, I accidentally made a punny!)
But would he get Hot Fuzz?
I’m an American and I f’ing love Simon Pegg. He starred in a tv show called Spaced which I’ve never seen but it’s supposed to be hilarious.
“Spaced” had it’s moments, but it wasn’t a thighslapper. The best part about having seen it is getting another joke from “Shaun of the Dead” that had escaped me: the girl he runs into three times, who actually saves her friends and family? She’s his roommate from “Spaced”, and the bit is a joke about how she got her stuff together and Shaun is still a slacker loser.
I don’t know. I actually liked Hot Fuzz better than Shaun of the Dead, and I realize I’m in the minority with that opinion. I think it’s partly because I saw Hot Fuzz first and party because I have a completely irrational fear of zombies.
I saw Star Trek on Saturday night and absolutely loved it. I’d been trying to convince my sister to go and see it but she wasn’t for having it until one of her friends finally convinced her it was really good. (Oh, and the Dr. is the guy who plays Eomer in LOTR
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THANK YOU, AC!! I couldn’t for the life of me remember where I’d seen Bones before. Now I can sleep easy at night
I’d get like that if I didn’t have imdb.com…
NO WAY!!! I had no clue! He looked slightly familiar to me as well and couldn’t place him.
I always remember Karl Urban as the guy who played Caesar on Xena. Yes, I *am* that big of a nerd. He was also in Doom. The actor with a bit part in the new Star Trek that made me squeal was Paul McGillion as the officer telling everyone which ships they were assigned to at the start of the movie. Hooray for Dr. Beckett!
The Swine Flu of evolution. A bunch of hoopla and hype, and then in the end it’s nothing.
considering half the world is enjoying the beginnings of summer, and the other half isn’t as populated…or would you rather have had a pandemic start during the northern hemisphere so that by time cold weather hits and we all have to be enclosed, everyone was contagious? btw, just heard on the radio that iraq(?) has confirmed it’s first cases – in us soldiers…
the big issue with Swine Flu isn’t the fact that it’s severe or not. The issue is that it’s completely out of season. Follow back to the 1912 flu that was so devastating and you’ll notice a similar trend – the initial outbreak (out of season) was mild and mostly ignored, then flu season came around, the flu mutated and swapped genetic information with another flu virus and we had the pandemic of doomyness of 1912.
Not that that’s going to happen, but they’re concerned it’s a potentiallity, especially when the swine flu virus, which already has aspects of human, swine and bird flu in it, will merge with either the H1N5 (bird flu) or a more virulent H1N1 (“generic” seasonal flu virus).
Anyway, just felt like sharing. Check out the CDC or WHO sites for more information that’s not skewed by the media.
but.. i do agree that the media hype was a bit overdone
It’s the One’s half brother
Since they say the fossil is similar to a modern lemur, I guess this comment isn’t racist.
And puppies poop rainbows.
Mine does… however, it might be from a mixture of the skittles and aluminum foil he ate …
Jesus?
Oh wait no. Neo. I forgot.
Invisible Piano.
I actually first thought of “Invisible Bicycle.”
The possibilities of this photo are seemingly endless.
Invisible Uncle Fester.
Speaking of, where are he and Rho? Did I miss a farewell party or something? Not that they are wherever they are together, mind you.
ff says rr is coming back; uf is mia.
and lbj took the irt down to 4th st. usa.
When he got there, what did he see?
He probably died waiting for his Windows computer to load. That’s why he should get a Mac.
haha!
It would be appropriate, given that Macs are also nearly extinct.
In bizzaro world
Face it, dood. Survival of the “bestest.”
Windows Vista?! lol
Apple just had a rise in profits… Even in this economy.
This is funnier than every episode of Friends put together.
Schindler’s List is funnier than every episode of Friends put together.
Nah, I like Friends, who am I kidding?
Wait… SL wasn’t a comedy?
Coming to theatres this Summer.
Chandler’s List.
This made me laugh. Good one.
And next year starring Arthur Daley, Del Boy and the entire cast of Oceans 11, 12 and 13, the new version – “Swindlers List”
Well, it’s shorter, for damn sure. And brevity is the soul of wit….maybe you’re onto something.
Hmmm
play him off, dinosaur cat.
You know, this picture could be used on any one of these sites, with the right caption. Except perhaps for Engrish.com.
Crashing news: Steve Fossil remainders found in dry dessert.
TOOOOOOO SOOOOOON!!!!11!!!1111!!! elebenty!!!!!!
Will someone please explain the origin of “1111 elebenty” to me?
Because some people type on the internetz using lots of exclamation points and caps, which is considered annoying, and sometimes in their string of !!!!!!!!!!! there are 1s interspersed. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!! So people make fun of that habit by actually typing “!!!!!one!!!!eleven!!!!!elebenty-one!!!! to make fun of it. Just one of those internet things that’s developed over time.
Thank you Annie.
Quite welcome
Anniee’s got it right- these things are called memes. Other popular memes include rickrolling, “pwnt”, chuck norris jokes, and referring to the internet as the “intartubes”, just to name a few.
‘elebenty’ is also a LOTR reference to the hobbit way of counting 111, as ‘one hundred and eleventy-one’, that originated in geeky subculture and then spread.
thanks, i broke my rule about not having food or drink in mouth while reading anyone but dhoti – and now i’ve got a clean screen! laughed out loud at this ;o
Dessert? What, like a very dry meringue?
Part what of “Engrish” not do you misunderstand?
yeah… no. I don’t see this working on the dog site…
I forgot there WAS a dog site.
There’s a pointer at the top of the page.
I shitzu not.
BULLdog!
Actually Scientists have now crossed a Bulldog with a Shi Tzu. They’ve named it the Bullshit. I thank you!!
**Vila now runs VERY quickly offstage to avoid incoming rotten vegetables**
When would that ever have stopped the real one? If he’d been able to cook, he’d have said “if fate gives you vegetables, make soup”!
Ok, I ROTFL…
then you’re too easily amused
I iz not amused.
neither iz I
I gotta admit, I always get a kick out of the “invisible” LOLs.
Shhh– the Maestro is de-composing.
Don’t be haydn on him, he’ll get right bach to you.
He needs to hurry, I only have a minuet…
Maybe you should write up a Liszt?
Save the paper – they’re already Chopin down too many trees.
PDQ, in other words.
invisible skin
Ai wonder if eberyone of teh band will be found?
Invisible Last Waltz.
And thus the real reason for the dinosaurs’ extinction is revealed: free internet access. They discovered WoW, then forgot to eat or sleep.
It should say typewriter. Like the infinite monkeys on typewriters with shakespeare? Yeah I’m just going to stop talking.
good one!
This is fascinating! I still have to read more about it, but it is very interesting. I want to see how close we are to it. *eyes crucifix on wall* That’s right.
Scientists say that the fossil is of a female of the species. Shows just how long women were limited to clerical work . . .
I am amazed we haven’t had any religitard responses. (Homage to inventor of word religitard – yes, folks, neologised on this very site – or the one next door)
The link I posted was sniffing around the neighborhood of that – not because of religion (though I am a creationist – yep! so nice to know that you name us religitards) but because that can not possibly be the missing link you’re looking for. Not if Lucy is what she is. Looks like a squirrel, too.
But, um, why would creationists have any problem with fossils? It’s only false claims made about them that should bother anyone. That stuff about god planting dinosaur bones to trick people is a straw man made by the evolutionists; creationists don’t really believe that. (None I’ve ever known or talked to, anyway.)
More importantly, none I’ve ever *read.*
Now we know your lying, Creationists don’t read.
(That’s what church TVs for)
Most creationists are VERY well-read (going by personal experience, of course) – we have to be. But that’s hardly the point – do you have any idea how many PhD scientists in various fields ARE creationists? You can say they’re deluded, but you can’t make the claim any longer that they are stupid. And yes, we read. Duh.
By the way, you write poorly for someone so educated. “TVs for”? No apostrophe, preposition, etc? At any rate, I wouldn’t be caught dead watching those heretics and frauds like Benny Hinn and Creflo Dollar. So don’t accuse ME of watching television church. Pfft.
Hehehe, and you’re easily manipulated, like a good little sheep.
Ok, but how many of those PhD scientists are in evolution/paleontological fields? Hmm? Sorry, but a degree in Aerospace engineering or Bible Studies, however (not) impressive, doesn’t really cut it here. Also, what exactly does Lucy have to do with this? This is tens of MILLIONS of years before Lucy.
Oh thank Ceiling Cat! Anniee451 has made a backwards, braindead post! I was getting worried:
Her first post was, while completely consistent with conservative beliefs, was nevertheless something I agreed with!
And her second post was a piece of helpful advice. My world started spinning at that point.
And even this post comes across as more of a statement of opinion, rather than a troll. I still consider it backward and ignorant, but it didn’t raise my blood-pressure even one point.
Anniee my girl, are you feeling well?
You know, we’re already running low on trolls now that Uncle Fester has abandoned us. (He’s both a troll himself and a troll magnet. How much of Dhoti have we seen since UF went quiet?) What are we going to do if you turn all “responsible, mature, productive member of the community” on us? I’ll have to start reading the LOL-speak sites to get my daily dose of annoyance.
It annoys me to have to change my reading habits. But you’re forcing me to do so. So you have annoyed me after all. So all is still right with the world.
you just had to jinx it didn’t you
I would have go with: Invisible pogo stick.
Great news btw, i wish they could find one now between ida and lucy to see how the split was done. Maybe that “hobbit” they found is one of the keys.
Wow. It’s like an lolcat before that “first” lolcat from ICHC.
It’s a very important discovery in lolzoology.
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Btw, I didn’t read the whole article on this creature when I saw it online. What’s with the hype over this monkey-thing?
So the forefather of all primates was an evil doctor.
who died laughing, plotting one of his most evil plans which backfired on him and left him buried in the Earth for a million trillion years!
add the doctor evil laugh here!
Invisible Shoulder Rub
the first troll!
amazing
i don’t get it
Norway <3