Comments on: When the Police run out of guns….

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Sat, 23 May 2009 04:50:06 +0000

what can i say, i’m a trivia whore…. or like i used to tell a former boss, ‘i’m just very good at what i do’

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Fri, 22 May 2009 14:18:03 +0000

Yeah that creepy Tim Burton umbrella (ella, ella) Penguin has is just sissy. The one on the TV series, and mind you I only saw a few, usually did have some bad ass stuff on it.

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Fri, 22 May 2009 13:03:42 +0000

I love that Jokety Joke Joke!

By: Drone

Drone — Fri, 22 May 2009 08:39:22 +0000

This could be more dangerous than it appears…..those might be Bulgarian police.

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Fri, 22 May 2009 07:15:14 +0000

[link]

Darn it, you could at least try!

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Fri, 22 May 2009 06:25:08 +0000

Ahh, that’s the one! Thanks!

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Fri, 22 May 2009 04:58:21 +0000

gay pride umbrella

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Fri, 22 May 2009 04:57:26 +0000

There was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn’t have a rifle.

“That’s no problem, son,” said the sergeant. “Here, take this broom. Just point it at the Germans, and go ‘Bangety Bang Bang’.”

“But what about a bayonet, Sarge?” asked the young (and gullible) recruit.

The sergeant pulls a piece of straw from the end of the broom, and attaches it to the handle end. “Here, use this… just go, ‘Stabity Stab Stab’.”

The recruit ends up alone on the battlefield, holding just his broom. Suddenly, a German soldier charges at him.

The recruit points the broom. “Bangety Bang Bang!” The German falls dead. More Germans appear. The recruit, amazed at his good luck, goes “Bangety Bang Bang! Stabity Stab Stab!” He mows down the enemy by the dozens.

Finally, the battlefield is clear, except for one German soldier walking slowly toward him. “Bangety Bang Bang! shouts the recruit.

The German keeps coming.

“Bangety Bang Bang!” repeats the recruit, to no avail. He gets desperate. “Bangety Bang Bang! Stabity Stab Stab!”

It’s no use. The German keeps coming. He stomps the recruit into the ground, and says …

“Tankety Tank Tank.”

By: Light

Light — Fri, 22 May 2009 04:04:29 +0000

Is it just me, or does this caption make reference to the use of umbrellas as guns in Gintama?

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Fri, 22 May 2009 03:59:20 +0000

you’ll have to work harder than that to flame a liberal here. most of the so called liberals that post here seem to be of the school of thought that good gun control means a tight pattern (in other words hitting what you aim at)

By: froofrou

froofrou — Fri, 22 May 2009 01:12:57 +0000

Well hell, I can’t help it that it’s prickly!

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Fri, 22 May 2009 01:10:52 +0000

I kept telling you, *that* wasn’t what he meant by a “rug burn”!

Now my chin and lips are too raw to let me eat Tabasco-soaked french fries, I can’t eat tuna salad without wincing, and OWW! I think you sprained my nose…

By: ANinnyMouse

ANinnyMouse — Fri, 22 May 2009 01:09:48 +0000

I prefer this one: http://punditkitchen.com/2008/10/15/political-pictures-fashion-police-spot-know-signs/

By: froofrou

froofrou — Fri, 22 May 2009 00:27:51 +0000

You’re still mad about the carpet burn and the itching powder, aren’t you?

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Fri, 22 May 2009 00:12:38 +0000

Oh wow, is that from a joke that was old when I first heard it thirty some years ago? I laughed and laughed at the time, but now “bangety bang” and “stabety stab” are all I remember…

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Fri, 22 May 2009 00:11:00 +0000

The nightstick would do more lasting damage, but the lighter umbrella could be used to do surface damage for hours and hours without actually killing you or knocking you unconscious. Kind of a toss up in my book.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Thu, 21 May 2009 22:55:35 +0000

@Jane: not with that colored umbrella. More like wannabe’s if you ask me.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Thu, 21 May 2009 22:28:23 +0000

Mary Poppins hit squad.

By: slupine

slupine — Thu, 21 May 2009 22:17:26 +0000

Somebody beat me to the Penguin mention. lol

By: AC

AC — Thu, 21 May 2009 21:28:45 +0000

@Captain Wow:
Maybe that’s the reason for this -the polis have confiscated it from a Ralph Fiennes wannabe…

By: bodo

bodo — Thu, 21 May 2009 21:18:48 +0000

“Bangety-bang-bang!” “Stickety-stick-stick!”

By: Justacarolinian

Justacarolinian — Thu, 21 May 2009 20:46:33 +0000

Looks like the anti-gun movement went to far. Ok, ok, I’m just teasing. I love the smell of a flaming liberal in the morning.

By: HellHathNoFury

HellHathNoFury — Thu, 21 May 2009 20:38:00 +0000

PengWIN!

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Thu, 21 May 2009 20:32:38 +0000

@captain wow: and The Penguin always had some pretty nifty attachments on his umbrella (ella, ella). [Damm you Rhianna.] Of course, I mean Burgess Meredith’s Penguin on the tv series and not that nightmare creation Danny deVito played in the movie.

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Thu, 21 May 2009 20:12:07 +0000

Hey Ralph Fiennes gets pretty wicked with an umbrella in ‘The Avengers’ and yes I know that movie kind of bombed, but I still like it!

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Thu, 21 May 2009 20:05:50 +0000

I think I would rather be beaten with an umbrella then a riot stick..

By: HairySexyTroll

HairySexyTroll — Thu, 21 May 2009 20:01:22 +0000

Next they’ll use them for transportation… and satellites.