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Daddy, if I do something bad, will you still love me?
No, now get my pants!
EWWWWW. That’s nahsty.
That’s well Pervy I think (mind you “Pervy” with a capital P).
AHAH! NICE!
Actually, this is kind of why NC is threatening Google. They want pictures of children deleted from Street View because they are afraid child molesters might use Street View to locate homes that have children living in them.
Ok, it’s not a strong relation to the lol, but kind of.
I don’t think the average child molester has difficulty finding children. Deleting pictures of children from SV seems like something that sounds good on the surface but in reality would do absolutely nothing except keep some Google employees busy.
Creating jobs!
OK, weak…
Anything anyone can do with ill intent on Street View can be done better by simply walking or driving through a neighborhood. Whether it be casing houses to rob, or finding children.
Besides, child molestors do not work like that. They largely grab kids when the desire and opportunity strike. Opportunity isn’t typically at a house with their parents 10 feet away.
Very true and very depressing.
This is now a sad page
Google already uses software to blur out faces and license plates from street view.
(grumblestupidludditesgrumble)
People in England (note, that’s England, not Scotland, Wales or Ireland) have been complaining that StreetView is an “open invitation to burglars”, like it’s live streaming video rather than a series of stills. Should people like these be allowed to breed, vote, or enter into contracts?
I heard that story too. The heck of it is, the people who ran the google streetview car out of their neighborhood were of the class that actually gets to write laws and enforce contracts, not the hoi polloi. So, yeah, now we’re back to the basic question many of us ask: how are these *%$! actually winning the class war?!?
In defense of the original statement, I don’t think child molesters care if the kid’s face is blurred out. You can still tell it’s a kid.
That said, I think it’s really stupid to think pervs will use Street View to find children when driving down the road gives them real time information…not where a kid was located months ago.
Trudat.
Oh that is sweet! Just the perfect expression on her face!!
Fourth!
The llama (Lama glama) is a South American camelid, widely used as a pack animal by the Incas and other natives of the Andes mountains. In South America llamas are still used as beasts of burden, as well as for the production of fiber and meat.
Yeah, but what about alpacas?
For chilly nights on my vacation alpaca pair of pink pallamas.
*headdesk* Pitty, you make me hit my head is happiness.
That would be unconscionable!
Yes, I was unconscious for a minute there.
It would be stupor to deny it!
Well haven’t you coma long way VG
Coma, coma, coma, coma, coma chameleon.
The Alpaca (Vicugna pacos) is a domesticated species of South American camelid. It resembles a small llama in superficial appearance.
More proof that when the antichrist comes back, the most powerful incarnation will be of a little girl.
Have you ever met a 7th grade girl?
Why do you think he said it?
LOL
that look is creepy…
I bet mom and dad wish NOW that they bought her that barbie doll.
Terrible, but really, really funny.
The female version of omen boy?
Let me try this again.
“Back off! Just back off!”
No, she still reminds me of Victoire Thivisol from Ponette and Chocolat. But in Ponette she was just a baby and she won an award anyway; it was one of the saddest movies ever. Subtitles, though; gotta be literate lol. Seriously, watch the trailer at IMdB and see if you don’t fall in love with that baby and if she doesnt’ remind you of this kid.
Anyone else getting tired of this picture?
THANK YOU. I was thinking the same thing.
I’m getting tired of it being unfunny.
Technically it was 1998, but lets not split hairs.
Domain name registered on Sept 15, 1997, so technically….
From Wiki:
Google Maps was first announced on the Google Blog on February 8, 2005
Okay, we’re gonna need an old priest, and a younger priest, some holy water…
Fu(kit.
Drew Barrymore anyone?
*lights self on fire as penance to Stephen King for NO ONE getting Firestarter references*
Stephen King used to be a good writer. Somewhere along the line he decided that fame and fortune were more important than artistic integrity, and he started pandering to the masses and providing ‘entertainment’ rather than ‘art.’ Not that I blame him, writing is a difficult racket to break into these days, any writer who gets a taste of fame is likely to hold onto it like a bull terrier.
I may have to turn all fangirl on you right now; claw out your eyes and pour my fan-tears and pre-release-chick-sweat in the sockets, Seth.
I get your meaning, but when your oeuvre gets that big you’re bound to have some stinkers. The Stand is my favorite book of all time, and The Dark Tower series ROCKS. As does everything up to and including IT.
Did you know The Talisman is being made into a graphic novel?
One of my favorite teachers in Media Arts and Animation told me that if you want to be richer beyond the dreams of avarice, cater to 14 year old girls.
I detest how much truth I see in that but oh am I tempted to become rich…
Hold tight, brother. I hear you, and empathize.
Although… 14-year-old girls DO need someone to provide them with the opportunity to learn about ART for ART’s sake…
j/k, man.
Eh, I am sticking to my zombie noir though I am thinking of ditching the Al Azir reference and going with a crazed Scottish scientist for a cause. I’m still undecided on how metaphysical I want to get.
My sister’s 14… She’s ok but I see what you mean ( Her fangirl friends *shudder*)
I still regret that I didn’t make money off the “Edward Shrine” at the cinema: a big twilight movie poster that girls were taking turns to go and kiss… Seriously, I could have stood in front of it and tried to collect a pound for every lipstick mark on there… *Dreams of the money*
That’s how swine flu gets started.
It’s also how one catches teh stoopid.
I also like money – tell me, what do 14 yr old girls like to eat? I hope it’s something I already know how to cook.
I got “The Stand” at a book swap a while ago… I’d never read anything by King before that and I can’t say I’m hugely impressed (sorry ) but it is engaging and interesting, at least…
I’ve got the logo tattooed on my butt. Yup. Fantroll.
My copy has a picture of a crow on the front… Is that the logo?
Also… Your butt? Why?
Nah. It’s at this link.
It’s on my butt because I was hammered and my SO was practicing to become licensed. I didn’t want a screw-up showing while trying to shinny up the backside of the success ladder.
Last I heard, the @#(% was bangin’ some biker.
Meh. Live and learn. And I love my ink — turned out great.
Everything up to and including ‘IT,’ I agree with. After that, meh.
*has visions of clowns*
*dies*
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*whispers* I’m a total Stephen King geek. I don’t give a damn if he went all commercial and whatnot, I’ll go fangirl on you along with HST
*dies again because of the damn clowns*
I’m probably one of the 3 people in the USA who haven’t read any Stephen King. But I do know–and think it is cool–that he had custom wrought iron fencing for his property, complete with bats on the tops!
I’m another of the three. I don’t like horror as a genre, and I’ve never heard that his science fiction was very good; at least, not from anyone who knows good science fiction.
I’m not, but (aside from not being in the USA) because I was told he was good, and read some only to discover that he actually really wasn’t.
As Sam Goldwyn said, “no-one ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the general public”.
Can’t sleep. Clown’s gonna eat me.
Thankee sai for the reference.
Oooohhh, BURN!!!!!!
Should I be laughing maniacally? I think I will anyhoo. *muahahah*
*grumble* Why won’t the site let me reply to anyone’s comments? I have things to say, dammit!
@Eric-in-STL — glad to see i’m not the only lack of reply ability person here! i have things to say to, so here goes:
got the firestarter thing, almost…not my genre so all i could come up with was carrie….and i didn’t think it was right
@HairySexyTroll- sorry about the male stain in your life, like i used to tell my kids ‘you gotta date a few of the sub-humans, otherwise you’ll never recognize the real gems, just don’t keep dating the same type hoping the next one’ll be better. they never are.’
@DeathWyrmNexus — write your cotton candy best seller series, then after you’re rich, then write for the more mentally endowed.
@viking gal — had no idea about the fencing toppers. way cool!
One problem. I have friends who promised to off me if I deviate into that genre, even if I pay them off. Sad thing is that I made them promise in the first place…
Young Frankenstein paraphrase quoting time.
“No matter how much I scream, beg, or threaten don’t let me out of that room. It will undo everything I have worked for.”
“Rawr!”
“Let me out of here. I was joking. Don’t you know a joke when you hear one!? Ha… Haa… Ha…”
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I have friends with promises to off me if I do that.
I recall the lines from Young Frankenstein.
HST is a girl?
Does anyone know why I can freely comment here but FB keeps eating my comments? I don’t know! >_<
Does anyone here know why FB won’t let me comment and eats my comments but PK here lets me comment freely?
Re Stephen King: I am a fan. In general I don’t care for horror and in fact don’t cling to any genre except classics, and also I’m not the “fan” type, but I love SK. He has characterizations, mastery of story, command of the language. If he *happened* to be known for a different genre and yet wrote in the exact same way, he’d have fewer fans but more critical respect.
Also, I don’t think any of his books qualify as science fiction, certainly not hard science fiction or anywhere close to it.
Damn, it posted what I thought was eaten and I lack response options. Those bastards also killed Kenny and ate my last batch of catfish. @_@
The little girl in this picture is creepily reminiscent of McCauley Culkin [sp?] in “The Good Son”.
More like, McCauley Culkin is reminiscent of Drew Barrymore in Firestarter in 1984.
And is this news, or celeb, or what?
Priceless.
@ Tessie: I see what you mean! He was so creepy in that movie.
Since I don’t see a “reply” button on the Stephen King discussion above, this will have to suffice:
Stephen King may or may not have sold out but he sure got tired for a while there. He had a long dry period between Pet Semetary and Misery, imo. I liked the Talisman, LOVE The Stand and was stupid enough to read The Shining alone in a barely furnished apartment. He began to lose me when he began self references in his later works and the entire Shelob ripoff at the end of IT almost made me throw the book across the room.
My two cents!
@ lowly grunt: I made a similar mistake when I first read “The Stand” — not the best reading material when you’re in high school, home sick with horrible mononucleosis!
@lowly grunt: By “self-references,” do you mean references to earlier works? Because if so, those are all Dark Tower tie-ins.
@lowly grunt: it wasn’t a Shelob ripoff, it was a multidimensional spiderlike demigod that feeds off of, what was it again? Oh yes, multidimensional turtles.
Stephen King: Now for my 300th novel, a couple… (looks around room) is attacked… (sees lamp) by a giant lamp monster.
Editor: You’re not even trying anymore are you?
Stephen King: (waving lamp around) Oooooh! Wooooooo! Scary lamp monster!
LOL!!
I haven’t read Dark Towers. I just remember characters in later novels referencing Carrie and Christine and the dead kid in what became “Stand By Me”. I suppose when you create an entire universe, you are allowed to point out the greatest hits.
(reply to Seth, 5-21-09 2:10 PM)
About “It”:Were King & Pratchett trading mythic DNA? I love the Little Lulu refs!
I’m a Dickens fan, already inured to long character laden epics filled
with suffering & compassion. I’m a Lovecraft fan since I was 8, count’m, 8 yrs old.
I guess I have some sort of immunity that allows me to dive into
SK & thoroughly enjoy his world. Except I didn’t get “The Colorado Kid”. Did anyone?
I’ve been in King’s universe for nearly 30 years but I didn’t read the Colorado Kid. My daughter liked it. Blaze was good, as far as these later books go, and Duma Key – Lisey’s Story was good but excruciatingly intimate; I cringed. I’ll never stop reading him but nothing ever compares to his earlier works – Salem’s Lot and The Stand – 2 of the scariest books ever written. THE 2 scariest, including Lovecraft. Heh – how many times he retired, only to show up a year or two later with 2 or 3 new books – as though he can stop writing. And when his eyes finally lose their sight, he’ll still be writing because it’s what he has to do. And so long as I’m around I’ll be reading them, because he’s like “going home.” After all, I’ve been with him even longer than I have my husband
(23 years with him.)
@Seth:
Stephen King’s an actual thief in that case! I’m sure my friends and I used to tell a story called “The lamp shade walks at midnight” when we were little… (We were too scared to tell the “black coffin” or the “china doll” or the “crazy-guy-on-the-roof-of-the-car”)
No joke, no-one would use the toilets in our primary school for a while ‘cos all the children swore the china doll monster thing was hiding in them…
@Seth: Is that the sequel to “scary cell-phone monster”?
Screw you guys. I’m going home.
I got your back, HST. Not *that* way, though.
…and I’m most definitely not a “girl.”
“Fangirl’s” a state of mind(less), not a gender.
@ AC and Diss: That’s a clip from The Family Guy making fun of Stephen King. Always a classic
I fail, thanks froo… (I don’t watch family guy (I don’t watch much TV actually (unless there’s a decent film on)))
I don’t understand. Hmmm???