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Today’s weather: Cloudy, with a chance of boats.
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Today’s lol: stupid, with a chance of dolts.
Well I see the troll part.
Why? Because I think this lol sucks more donkeys than Tia Tequila?
OH MY GOD!! BIGGEST DISS EVER!!! It’s funny because it’s true.
There is nothing inherently wrong with being a donkey sucking slut. If that’s your thing, more power too you. Being a shallow, vapid attention whore, on the other hand…
I c whut u did there…
I’m a slut myself, so I feel I have to stand up for ethical sluts everywhere. Tila’s problem is not that she’s a slut, that’s a perfectly nice occupation. Her problem is that she’s a shallow, vapid attention whore who parades her unethical sluttiness around like it’s a badge of pride. She gives sluts everywhere a bad name.
There is a very subtle ethic of giving pleasure and receiving pleasure to being a slut. When you decide that your craving for attention is worth more than your ethics, then you embrace the dark side of the Slut.
*nods sagely*
Most decent people will scratch any cat behind the ears, or pet any dog’s the belly. But I get slapped in the face for offering similar services to random women on the street. Go figure.
You might want to check the cat’s mood before scratching behind the ears. My mother’s cat would take off your fingers at the elbow. Tammy is a bit…ornery!
Yeah, nothing like dangerous pussy…
rrrrawr!
One of my favorite jokes. (apologies to those of you who already think it’s old)
Two guys are walking down the street. They come upon a dog who’s vigorously licking himself. One guy says to the other, “Man, I wish I could do that!”
The other responds “You’d probably better find out if he’s friendly first.”
Cloudy with a chance of meatballs reference FTW!!
Have you read the sequel, Pickles to Pittsburgh?
I love both of them ^_^
They’re making meatballs a movie! I used to love those books!
WHAT!? I hadn’t heard of that one! And I’m from Pittsburgh! Must read!
TOOOOOO SOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!11!elebenty
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Oh wait, that was last year.. continue on..
i saw someone post this as something else a ways back and in the comment section someone else had said:
“what scurvy dog parked their car under me boat?!”
anyway, that cracked me up, so i felt like sharing it again.. i just don’t remember who said it (sorry!)
I was first to vote. Gave it five stars. ;D
Oh, so you’re the one that started this, eh? Off to the dungeons and call in DWN.
The real question is: Does Libby’s comment count as an ordinal post?
she did use “too” different numerals in it… i’d count it.
and yes, i’m fully aware i used the wrong form up there ^^ but i didn’t want to write out a numeral for fear of igniting an ordinal post myself.
So we can’t even use numbers in posts at all now? That is one stupid rule. I’m going two complain about that all day.
It’s not that she used a number, it’s that she stated that she was “first to vote”….slightly different from “first” comment, but dangerously close.
“I’m going two complain about that all day.”
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In Latin, that’s “carpe diem”.
He’ll be a real pain in a posteriori.
The judges concur.. Ordinal posting confirmed.
Fetch me Ivan, we have work to do!
Ok. Since she did use the “f” word….but it’s a brief one as her transgression was minimal:
In molecular biology, transversion refers to the substitution of a purine for a pyrimidine or vice versa. It can only be reverted by a spontaneous reversion. Because this type of mutation changes the chemical structure dramatically, the consequences of this change tend to be more severe and less common than that of transitions.Transversions can be caused by ionizing radiation and alkylating agents.
She blinded me with science!
isn’t it nice
*insert snoopy happy dance here*
Oh fer Pete’s sake…….I can has new pictures nao?
nope, you’re stuck with these until the unimaginitive trolls quit complaining about the lack of new pics or commentary
Boat flying off the water WIN.
How. Did. That. Happen?!
Two possibilities come to mind:
1) Hurricane; or
2) The guy in the raincoat was just awarded the boat in his divorce settlement, and his ex-wife delivered it.
*snerk* I LOL’d.
Something tells me that you are overly familiar from your profession in instances like 2.
Nonono, I avoid any domestic or family-law situations like the plague. It’s more just familiar from observation of friends, family, and self. I know women (and some men, too) who would do exactly that!
I know I would. Cheating bastard.
Lucky for you.
Believe me, it was a carefully thought-out decision, and one that I’m pretty sure was a wise one. If I did cases in that area, I give me about 3 months before I break and start channeling Denis Leary’s character in “The Ref”. Then I’d get disciplined by the bar for duct-taping my clients to chairs and threatening them.
And thus why I wanted you as my Attorney General.
I think more people should be duct-taped to chairs and threatened. We might get more done.
Start with Eddie… He’s ruining my image abroad.
Can we use tasers?
Yes, and after you are done with that, I want him four corner tied down to a bed and a swatch of carpet used to give his balls rugburn, then dash liberally with itching powder.
And beat him everytime he screams.
Then find a liberal you don’t like and do worse. I want to be bipartisan.
Completely bipartisan would include a liberal I like for the beating, not one I don’t like. I like Eddie quite a bit, and to unleash the 2×4 of Death along with the Taser of Justice and the Carpet of Eternal Truth on him requires equal treatment of the other side.
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I volunteer Seth or Mark for the next…..er…..domination.
Mark, hands down.
Done. Make it so.
Amen.
*backs slowly out of the room*
*grabs duct tape and follows Mark*
Ladies and Gentlemen of the press. Under NO circumstances does President Nexus engage in, know about, or otherwise support “torture”. I submit for the record that the victims, erm, I mean, volunteers have stated after the treatment, “that’s the way (uh huh, uh huh) I like it.” Thank you, that is all.
Once my time as Secret Service is over, I’m writing a book about all the horrors I’ve seen. And have suffered. Run like a pansy once when a sniper takes a shot and you end up with carpet burn in places that make the balls seem like fun. *shudder* But the health benefits make it all worth while.
Hey, what the hell did I do?!?! You’re the one that me the Ambassador of the Trivial and Mundane. Oh wait, that was your predecessor.
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*thinks for a minute*
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Get the hell off my lawn, and take your tribe of sycophants with ya, whippersnappers the lot of ye..
*grabs duct tape and chases Eddie*
Neener-neener-neener.. catch me if you can!
*Grabs Taser of Justice and follows froo screaming “Yeah, that’s right! Run!*
*grabs duct tape and chases Eddie*
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*plays banjo getaway music, just to give everyone a change of pace from “Yakety Sax”*
I thought you were chief of staff, Eds.
Oh right.. I’m old and get confused easily. Chief of Staff.. hands out troll stickes to everyone that needs one.
*quirks eyebrow and smirks*
Then consider this a performance evaluation…
@Eric: My good friend, that is what Hush money is for. No need for snipers or tell all books that will have your skin looking like something from a medical dictionary. We can be friends about this.
@PortlandMark: Running just means you will be too tired to scream.
*adjusts cufflinks on menacing tuxedo outfit, dons top hat and wanders off whistling a merry tune into the night*
No, there’s also the chance of either getting away, redirecting pursuers after a false target, or even the classic escape from “The Fugitive”. That last is a little terminal, granted…
True, Mr. Mark but Froofrou is tenacious and you will fail… *pets cat from evil throne*
“No, Mr. Mark, I expect you to die!”
snork, i thought about sending my hex his airplane, one peice at a time, cod. especially after he had the cajones to whine at the judge that i’d changed the locks on my garage after he moved out… it was bad enough the judge felt sorry for the sob and said ex could store his stuff in my garage, but nobody explained to the judge that ex had a big car in one half and a dis-assembled plane in the other – leaving no room for my car or even a path from the house door to the exterior door. stupid men!
I WAS TOTALLY GOING TO ASK THE SAME THING!!!
Nice parking job, Ahab.
LOL!
Suppose that guy’s name is Moby?
Apparently he can’t tell the difference between a white whale and a champagne sedan.
I hope not. I’m not a big fan of his music. Maybe a couple songs.
One.. I can think of one song I can suffer through.
Not sure, but he’s a real dick.
He only acts that way because he Ishmael.
The day the Gorton’s Fisherman swore off drinking.
Yeah….”How the hell did I get the boat there? And…where the hell are my PANTS?!?
flying from the top of the mast, or at least what’s left of them, as far as how the boat got there, film at 11
unless my demands are met (bwahaahaa)
… And meanwhile some drunk teenager wakes up and says “Dude, where’s my boat?”
I think this might be photoshopped. The car’s suspension doesn’t appear to be very compressed and its roof is structurally sound, something that I don’t imagine happening when you drop a boat that size on a car that size… though I guess it depends on the distance it was dropped from. Really odd.
Not photoshopped – it’s from one of the hurricanes over the past few years. And, take it from a hurricane veteran, you would be surprised where boats end up after hurricanes.
BOW … I do believe you that things end up in strange places after major weather events — believe me, I’ve spent WAY too much time on the intarwebs reading weird science stories, hehe — but I don’t really know that there’s any way to explain the COMPLETE lack of damage to the car other than the fact that the boat is now inside of it, most notably the still-inflated state of the apparently sliced tire. =/ sorry to burst your bubble, but I agree with carl, this one’s a fake.
nope, and hurricanes and tornadoes are notorious for weird things – many, many years ago there what a photo of dry straw driven half way through a phone pole. there has also been an instance of a house being picked up, turned around and sat back down on it’s foundation, without being destroyed. freaky storms do freaky things
Yeah, but Mythbusters have shown that it really couldn’t be done (the straw in the pole that is).
I think circumstances speak differently……..my Papa took a picture of it before I was born. Sometimes I wonder about Mythbusters not taking into account the weirdness of certain things like storms
i remember seeing it in scientific america or some such mag years ago (probably before you were born
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Have you seen the show? They define weirdness!
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Actually, I think you’re right though. I have seen strange things that logic just can’t explain.
Oh, I love Mythbusters! But, their scientific method does leave a bit to be desired
warning — not for the squeemish:
there was also the case where a string of barbed wire fence was pulled up and one of the wood fence posts was driven lengthwise into a horse from chest to mid-ribcage – again, pic was in an old scientific type mag…long, long time ago.
Ouch.
“an instance of a house being picked up, turned around and sat back down on it’s foundation, without being destroyed. ”
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When I lived in the South, this happened to a neighbor’s barn. He only had crops, not livestock, so no animals were harmed.
The photo was taken after a hurricane (Ivan or Katrina) hit the Gulf Coast. I was there….before, during, and after. Sorry to burst your bubble, but it was in our local newspaper at the time.
I’m going to guess you know even less about sailboats than I do
; most of the mass is resting on the keel, which has missed the car’s LHF wheel by inches.
This was a hilarious caption. I wouldn’t change a thing!
I agree. I like the stance of the man in the yellow. it says to me
“Well look at that. Now what am i supposed do about this?”
Failboat!
Somewhere in this man’s garage are a crowbar and the remains of a wooden crate labeled “ACME Boat Navigation System”.
In Soviet Russia, a boat is on you!
FFFFFFFFFFFU – someone beat me to it D<
This seems like more of a Fail-Blog picture.