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(Vladimir Putin)
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FINISH HIM!!!!!!!!!!!
No silly, he’s not Finnish. He’s Russian.
he’s Russian to open that can o woop ass!
putin on some moovz
considering the country he is from, wouldn’t he identify more with Sub Zero?
makes sense, or maybe M. Bison…..(it’s a cross-over competition, c’mon!)
Nah, he’d identify more with Zangief then.
good point, i was just thinking, you know.. two tyrannical warlords…
OF COURSE!
Maybe Putin just likes yelling, “GET OVER HERE!” to people all the time, and so identifies with Scorpion.
oh… I was just thinking of the chain launchers installed in putin’s body, but that makes sense too…
I don’t like it when he dresses in black.
I do. o_O
Well, I dunno, looks rather tasteless.
all the best tough guys wear black and on him it looks good, an understated ‘do what i say or else’ kind of thing. but he is missing the silk ropes and feather…
I disagree; it looks rather tasty…mmm
That’s what I was saying….
Also, I think we need more Medvedev, he’s such a cutie. I’ve uploaded several pics, but none of them was made a lol
I’ve got a few.
Here?
Click on my name, it should take you to my profile.
This one gave me a chuckle. I like it.
Your chuckle disappoints Putin
This tournament is how the new Cold War will be fought. Hook Obama up with some metal arms and get the hell out of the way.
Best comment ever…
Fu(k Obama. He’s an ivy leaguer. This is where Arnie proves his mettle.
AH WILL FINISH HIM!!!
That is why Obama needs the metal arms, duh…
Arnie is past his fighting days so I don’t expect him to finish anything but scaring interns when he demands coffee.
Old or not, if I worked in his office, I would be half terrified, half starstruck everyday.
You THINK Arnie is past his fighting days…
One of these day’s going to reveal his metal bones and become The Terminator!
He he he
IT’S NOT A TOOMAH!
Ah WILL EXCISE TEH TOOMAH!!!!
ROFL!
For the past eight years, I have been waiting for the texas brawler vs ex-KGB operative match up……
Putin Wins…
Fatality!
Flawless Victory
I like this because it looks like Putin is awaiting the end of the match when he uses the guillotine on the loser.
And a shotgun on the winner.
“Nobody wins but Putin!”
Actually, I think it looks like he is barely keeping himself seated he wants to jump in and whoop some butt so bad!
This is my first thought as well – once the rofl calmed down.
And get upstaged by his predecessor? No way. Eating the losers soul is the lowest acceptable standard in this business, and Putin looks like he’s up to the task.
Only to be outdone by Jean-Claude Van Damme.
Putin + Mortal Kombat reference = Awesome
<3 <3 <3
Semi-disturbing comment but I kinda agree.
Yes, this is a win!
That guy to Putin’s right looks kind of uncomfortable. Like he’s worried he’ll be forced to fight the winner… or a lion.
He is the guy in charge of the entertainment. If the fight fails to amuse Putin, he will certainly be killed to set an example for other entertainment coordinators.
Putin cheats though, he uses SF moves and MK moves. Very overbalanced, poor coordinator.
…
Great now I have Putin doing a Hurricane Kick and following up with a spear toss to retrieve his victim before doing a spine ripper.
I suppose this would be a poor place and time to admit that I just button mash.
Don’t tell anyone, but so do I…
I wonder, what Putin’s moves would be? xD
Atomic Strike
Sukhoi dropkick
Grapple – Soviet Bearhug
Counter – Russian Reversal
He does look like he’s cloned from a dead shark though… Dylan Moran was right!
Готово Ним!!!
I lol’d!