STEPHEN COLBERT
STEPHEN COLBERT
He would
(Stephen Colbert)
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“He wood.”
Matchoority. I has none!
it’s highly over-rated anyway
Hahaha. XD
My mom has this crazy Christian super conservative friend. She says my mom shouldn’t let me watch The Colbert Report because he’s just here to brainwash the young people. D8
Bull crap. I dont care if youre the worlds biggest liberal, The Colbert Report is funny.
HELL YEAH!!!
All.. night… long (all night).
“he wood light his cigarette on her torch.” The man’s a patriot, though.
And he wouldn’t call.
…but he might leave a Post-It.
No, Steven Hates adhesives.
Epoxy on his house!
Perhaps a sticky pun run wasn’t cement to be.
I came up blank.
Well then I guess I’m just not your tape of girl
We’re all coming un-glued!
I’m surprised he didn’t sell unused space in the picture. You know, “Your Adhere”.
luckiest statue of liberty ever…EVER
Luckiest? Have there been a lot of Statue of Libertys?
Actually!
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080308050739AAeG6fV
It may be true, but Yahoo! Answers is fail.
There’s one in Paris, the model. It’s on an island in the Seine.
and in Vegas, and a small one in Castel Rock, Wa.
And don’t forget all of the miniature ones sold as souvenirs.
Grandma went to New York and all she got me was this cheap murder weapon.
Made in China, by the way…
the murder weapon? Probably.
And a 1/5-size one just outside Birmingham, AL. That one has a real gas flame.
Ahem. A grammar nazi sez “Statues of Liberty”…
Your secretaries of state agree.
This one seems debatable to me, as “The statue of liberty” has become soley associated with the image of a particular green woman, not of the concept of liberty, making it a name. Thus the ‘S’ would be placed at the end of that name.
Third…
TROLL WIN
Castigation (from the Latin castigatio), chastisement (via the French châtiment), or chiding is the infliction of severe (moral or corporal) punishment. One who administers a castigation is a castigator or chastiser.
counting FAIL
you’re fourth.
She looks pleased. I approve.
I like how he’s lighting his cigarette on the torch. Pretty much FTW.
Perhaps it’s a spliff (I hope I hope).
Stephen Colbert FTW!! I am sleeping with America and so can you!!
Huh. I took it as “I’m fu(king liberty — want sloppy seconds?”
and just when I thought no one gave a “f”….
He would? As far as I’m concerned, he DID.
He’s in bed with the driving force of the “better” morals of America… that’s a win!
OMIGAWD! OH, OH, OH, OHHHHHBAAMMMMAAA!
Link.
Drill baby, Drill!
ROFL!
Dammit. I give up. It’s funneh, though.
O_O…
I am so glad that I killed that out before anybody behind me saw it…
Thank goodness for your comment… I was wondering what he was on about and was about to click the link…
It’s blue and in the likeness of the president… That is all.
Wait — you missed the gold one? Have a link…
ROFL!
No, not that dumb.
Hey — this thread IS about banging iconic American figures…
I couldn’t find one of the statue of liberty, so this had to do.
Ouch, that crown would just be murder…
WTC could be interesting …
Chrysler Building FTW!
Now that’s what I call ribbing.
CRAP! Fifth try. Link!
Nesting fail. @ myself above.
dammit. I ruined the presentation. Martha is gonna get me.
There’s a Martha Washington dildo?
Stewart.
Wait, there’s a Martha Stewart dildo?
It’s a goo, goohhh, goohhhhooooogod, thing!
One thing I know for sure…she’d have a special shelf in the storage closet for them, with dedicated containers in tasteful colors carefully stacked and labeled with the contents.
Great, now I am imagining her showcasing her system on the show. Which makes me glad I don’t watch the show or my brain would use those details against me.
Have you ever seen “Whatever, Martha” on Fine Living? Martha’s daughter and one of her friends run old clips from the show over the years, with commentary, and often try to do a craft project along with her. Results may vary…but it can be pretty funny.
Example linked. [link] Martha does a segment on s’mores…including carefully crafting the sticks to roast the marshmallows.
I refuse to watch as it would give my imagination something to work with and I just got the halfbaked image out of my head. You won’t catch me with your trickery!
*strips down and runs into the woods giggling*
*watches dwn run naked into the woods*
You know, there’s some poison ivy — oh, well. You’ve found it.
AHHHHHH!!! I’m covered in Itching!!!
“I have done nothing wrong.”
I bet she has one for each room in the house that coordinates with the decor.
and just for christmas, i’m sure she’d find this creche a sure conversation starter
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DeathWyrm, is that Gaiafaggotry in your avatar, or do my eye spots deceive me?
Nope, it be Gaiafaggotry.
why did Colbert and daily have to fu(king region block australia? hmph
maybe because australia doesnt pay for anything. Also you wouldnt understand half the jokes. If something like chaser can be sucessful, obviously Australian standards are pretty low
ohhhh he went there – I’m so burned.
FYI chaser USED to be both clever funny before they decided to go for lowest common denominator laughs and hey presto, audience quadrupled overnight. Every population have their oafs, not just us.
And really you don’t think we get the jokes? Why do I miss it then? Silly me, I must be delusional, I couldn’t possibly find them funny.
And sure, Australia pays for nothing, that makes sense. No wonder I’m not rich – I didn’t realise our economy runs on thin air. I think you could’ve come up with a wittier generalisation to try and make your point, you know something about convicts and thieves, maybe? Poor effort, toolbot.
make that *clever & funny*
irony
Only if his writers say so.
A disgrace to the statute of liberty.
He is literally making an adulterer and a whore of lady liberty.
question – who is lady liberty married to that sleeping with someone would make her an adulterer?
Perhaps he’s suggesting she’s an adulterer for sleeping with the married Colbert? Is Colbert married?
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Anyway, Jacky’s a trad, so pay him no mind
And a whore Statute of Liberty is. Theologians and scholars of renowned universities believe that the Statute of Liberty is the Great Whore described in the book of Revelation.
LOL – with his knowledge and great wisdom, Colbert is delivering the message with a sense of humor. LOL
Hi Jacky. Did you forget to change your email?
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Anyway, the scholars you read are clearly idiots, as it’s been postulated over and over again that the Whore is actually Rome or the Roman church, as the Whore is said to sit on Seven Hills, and Rome is famous for sitting on Seven Hills. Go back and read a little more Biblical theory, and look a little closer into the “theologians and scholars of renowned universities” and their actual fields of study before shooting off at the mouth.
i would say love you froo for this reply, but i don’t want anyone to get the wrong idea
and for good measure, if you’re (scholar) insulting a national symbol and make generic suppositions, we want cites, otherwise it’s smoke like a blown engine in the middle of the freeway, during rush hour traffic, on a friday.. . and if you really are a scholar, you should know how to properly cite any sources!
but yeah, what you said
TOOOOO SOOOOOOONNNNN!!!!!!11one
I always knew he was f*cking over our liberties…
Don’t insult the Statue of Liberty!