YELTSIN
YELTSIN
If he were a mean drunk, the world would be a radioactive wasteland.
(Boris Yeltsin)
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I thought the exact same thing about Ronnie during the eighties…
…well, that and worrying that he might mistake the servant-summoning mechanism for the proverbial red button…
i never thought ol’ rr would be a mean drunk, but probably very maudlin, however nancy on the other hand…well there was a reason he referred to her all the time as mother and somehow i don’t think it was in a ’schoolboy was bad and needs spanked’ way either.
Ewwwwww, I haven’t even finished my first cup of tea yet. It’s too early for that sort of mental image!
it’s so wrong.. yet at the same time… oh so right..
I think I am permanently scarred by that mental image. Is there a plastic brain surgeon in the house?
*hands VG a G.I.Joe in a labcoat* here you go, a plastic brain surgeon!
*rimshot*
Be sure to tip your waitress and try the veal!
wow, i’ve been trying the waitresses and tipping the veal.. no wonder
And here I thought you were supposed to tip over the waitress and veal her up.
Is “tipping the veal” the smaller, easier version of cowtipping?
I tried the waitresses. You’re better off with the veal.
RR wasn’t drunk…he had Alzheimer’s…ok…maybe just a little drunk…
i doubt he was a drinker either, so it’s a hypothetical if he was a boozer, would he have been a mean on
Probably not AA drunk, but he was a drinker. And I’ve done stupid stuff I don’t remember while drinking. I always wondered, is what I’m saying.
Booze+dementia+button=LINK
for some reason i like that pic
, but here’s one that will require gallons of brain bleach since we’re on the subject of reagan and drinking and stupid st!t comes from drinking
…
*vomits*
WTF is that red thing on Ronnie’s neck
*dies*
Dear god in heaven, why would anyone… O_o
As you can see, Reagan wasn’t an a$$hole, he was an a$$cheek.
Dude, there at the end he probably actually believed she was his mother…
I’ve always chosen to remember RR this way…{link}
ROFL!
I was just about to type in “Land of Confusion” countdown in 3….. 2…..1…… !
Thanks for the link!
After the whole “Cruel to be Kind” – thing, I figured I better get it in quick, before you did!!
N B4 teh HST!
From The Onion article [LINK] on Mr. Reagan’s condition near the end:
According to Wachter, physicians upgraded Reagan’s condition from “amusing” to “very funny” last January, when he began referring to all friendly females as “pill lady” and threatening females as “Nancy.” The move to “hilarious” was made late last week, Wachter said, when Reagan began brandishing his wrinkled, shrunken penis at visitors who attempted to smoke in his presence, shouting, “Fire engine! Fire engine!” and voiding a brief dribble of urine in their direction.
Thus explaining why my life is poorer for not reading the Onion. I nearly choked on my ice cream cake while reading that.
i don’t know which is weirder – not reading the onion, or eating ice cream at 11 am
Central time zone, bf. It’s noon somewhere…
it’s 5 o’clock somewhere
besides i’ve been known to have ice cream for breakfast
It’s part of being an adult – having ice cream for breakfast because you’re not in the mood to even pour milk over cereal.
Nah, you have ice cream for breakfast to indulge your inner child who always wanted to have ice cream for breakfast and you finally can because your mom & dad can’t say no.
A lovely gal whose birthday it was, personally made sure I had a piece of the ice cream cake.
It was good.
Ice cream cake is teh awesome
There is NO wrong time to eat ice cream cake.
This comes from my Attorney General who will sue the clothes off your back and then my minion Ivan will beat you within an inch of your life.
Don’t mess with my ice cream habits!
you know, you could shorten “minion Ivan” to minIvan….
*facepalm* Great, now I have a mental image of a 3 foot tall gimp looking menacing with a crop. Luckily, in my mental image I have a really cool evil overlord look so it balances out.
it would definately make people think differently if you asked them to go for a ride in your minIvan…
Wow, would he be sore after a few rides…
speaking of whips and chains, i know i shared this link earlier, but it’s fitting here too
*loud facepalm* forgot the link….duh!
{http://www.seattlepi.com/horsey/viewbydate.asp?id=1944}
Hey, wait a second! I thought the Secretary of State got to beat people with the Raging 2×4 of Death!! *has a sad*
that would be a sucky job.. to have to be the secretary for the whole state… that’s alot of phone messages and cups of coffee…
Yes, but the oral perks more than make up for it.
For that bad joke, you can beat him, Froofrou… Mock my Secretary of State will ya, I’ll have her beat ass.
From your SecState, a new LOL for your approval.
Approval granted, that was awesome.
I hope it makes it
Yes! That is awesome!
Loved it froo. 5 stars and a fave.
whilst in the shower may be an inappropriate time.
… You have to the count of Ivan to run for the sake of your unwhipped hide….
IVAN!!!
i think he just meant that it might be difficult… not necessarily inappropriate.
/trying to save saint’s hide
Fine fine, Ivan was late anyway. His hide is forfeit tonight instead. Jane has had a crappy day anyway and needs some tension release. She can beat him til she feels better.
YAY!!!!!
I don’t know….I think I may have to do some research on this topic. I’ll need about an hour, my boyfriend, and a pint of Cherry Garcia.
I’ll let you know the results.
what are you going to do with the other 57 and a half minutes?
Wow, Saint, you can eat a pint of ice cream in 2 1/2 minutes? I’d have the worst ice cream headache.
The Onion is consistently full of win. Here’s a [LINK] to an old classic, ‘Rwanda Gets Plant.’ Seriously, the first time I read that, long ago in the paper edition, I got one of those laughing fits where you can’t breath and you feel like you’re going to pass out.
that was a good one, and then i got distracted by this one….now i’m struck with indecision: bench top scroll saw or swing
Go with the swing, everyone needs a place to put junk mail.
The ice cream cake is a lie.
Look at me still talking when there’s science to do…
The only thing you broke was my heart…
But there’s no sense crying over every mistake.
Hey…I’ll have what she’s mainlining!
Ronald Regian Histories combat in 3,2,1…
It’s Reagan….
/facepalm
You’d drink alot, too if you had to wake up next to her {link}…His wife, Naina is the one on the right…I think they kind of resemble each other…hmmmm…so THAT’s how it is in the their family.
*sorry for not using past tense*
Yikes. S’all I’m saying.
Actually, Yeltin almost DID fire all nukes at America.
Presumably after waking up from a drunken stupor. But no one can prove that but his aides.
Wait…you’re saying Yeltsin died of AIDS?
Yeah, they made a movie out of it. I think it’s called Philadelphia.
Oh don’t boris with your movie trivia.
Is he giving us the Bowman Salute?
he’s showing you how many drinks he had before breakfast.
Before he got out of bed…
so yeltsin drinks like every good college senior??
Puh-lease. A good college senior would never have gone to bed.
I think he just forgot that his pointer finger was up. He’s really trying to tell us something else…
I was wondering if that was the European version of the ol’ one-finger salute he was doing…
I think that’s a ‘V’ for ‘Victory.’
I thought it was V for Vendetta?
(Or more likely V for Vodka)
1) Yeltsin purportedly WAS a mean drunk.
2) Anyone who thinks any political leader literally has a button he can push is on something decidedly more volatile than vodka.
thanks for ruining the image of a dictator being too intoxicated to push the button…