No Joe, I’m not mad.
No Joe, I’m not mad. No, no it’s fine, just bring it back… No Joe, please don’t try to land it yourself…
(Barack Obama)
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Oh please Joe, not this picture again…
*sigh*
Well, at least it’s not the photoshopped one.
Hey, it’s a good pic to caption because you can do anything with it. At least this time something funny was done with it.
I chuckled when I saw this on the upcoming. It’s good!
Meh. Sorry. I don’t see it, and I’m sick to death of this image.
One man’s “meh” is another man’s “hem.” Or something like that
I chuckled a bit.
I LOLed! The implication that the ‘NY photoshoot’ was a coverup for the Veep stealing Airforce 1 is priceless.
That’s why I laughed. It makes sense. the “please don’t try and land it by yourself” is funny.
Thanks for not saying ‘FIRST’
Commencing Ordinal Post Rule even though it is not entirely warranted (but someone used the forbidden word, thereby warranting the Rule be instituted)
The Controlled Substances Act (CSA) was enacted into law by the Congress of the United States as Title II of the Comprehensive Drug Abuse Prevention and Control Act of 1970.[1] The CSA is the federal U.S. drug policy under which the manufacture, importation, possession, use and distribution of certain substances is regulated. The Act also served as the national implementing legislation for the Single Convention on Narcotic Drugs.
The legislation created five Schedules (classifications), with varying qualifications for a substance to be included in each. Two federal agencies, the Drug Enforcement Administration and the Food and Drug Administration, determine which substances are added or removed from the various schedules, though the statute passed by Congress created the initial listing. Classification decisions are required to be made on criteria including potential for abuse (which is undefined by the CSA [1]), currently accepted medical use in treatment in the United States, and international treaties.
Once the DEA has collected the necessary data, the DEA Administrator, by authority of the Attorney General, requests from HHS a scientific and medical evaluation and recommendation as to whether the drug or other substance should be controlled or removed from control.
[LINK] to Wiki article for those interested.
I feel so much better now.
Having worked in law enforcement many years ago, I used to get a kick out of people charged with Violation of the Uniform Controlled Substances Act, which the officers would always abbreviate VUCSA (pronounced VUK-sa). Always sounded naughty, but then I’m easily amused.
It is pretty amusing.
do you just pick a random wiki and post it after every mention of the word F_ _ _ t?
Yes. And to steal a line from another poster, next on Obvious News Network we’ll be discussing how fire is hot.
Oh Noes! It’s just not funny anymore, to say Biden causes Obama grief- it’s too soon, not relevant any more, and not really a slam on Obama, so all you darn libs better move the heck out of my country…
… Get off my lawn You Damn Sassy Hippie!!!
Now you just wait second there, buster. First of all, I have in my hand a Land Grant that was issued to me in 1883 by the King of Lower Bratonia that declares this lawn is now and forever shall be MY lawn. Now, if you have designs of a hostile take over, let me remind you that 1) have experience in warfare, and 2) I have no objections to ‘That Damn Hippie’ growing his hooch on MY lawn (he does pay a subsidy you know). So before you get to thinkin’ that this is your lawn, read the very, very fine print that says the lawn can not be subjugated by young whippersnappers.
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Seth, grow away man..
I didn’t know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.
No, no.. that was ages ago. But the land grant is still in effect.
He must be a king. He hasn’t got shit all over him.
*Pats PM on the head* There, there, li’l guy. We’ll get those nasty, uh, libs to slam Obama out of the country, and, uh, make Biden relevant soon. Real soon. Buck up, it’ll be okay.
*pumps shotgun* I meant all you damn hippies Off My Lawn!!!
Yeah? Well, I’m seceding from your lawn, this here part is my lawn now!
Fine… *fires shot in the air* Consider this an invasion…
Alright, we surrender! You damn Republicans and your desire to keep the Lawn whole. The South Eastern Corner of the Lawn Near the Shrubbery shall rise again!
Fine, fine in the efforts of diplomacy, you can have the back east portion for your hippie devil weed growing on the condition that I don’t get a headache from the smoke.
There’s plenty of lawn for both of us.
First I am seceding from the rest of yer damn lawn. Then my lawn and I are receding from yer piece of lawn. Following that I am reseeding the seceded part of the lawn which has receded from yer damn lawn! Then I’ll be deeding the reseeded seceded lawn to my seed, Cecil. I see that I need to proceed with the quit claim deeding now rather than wait til I’m deceased. “He who harms but a hair on yon grey head, dies like a dog! ‘March on!’ he said.”
Any questions?
Yeah… what was that part after “smoke the weed”? ‘Cause I kindof lost track of what you were saying… but it was beautiful, man…
Help! Help! I’m being repressed!
Can I have some help here? My part of the lawn was just invaded by the Germans.
when you overthrow the evil land-owner, can i get the part that has the swing-set on it?? also, we should hold the flowerbeds for rho.
off topic entirely: where is rho??
I heard that…
no you didn’t… you were too busy checking out the boobies.
*whispers* i’ve still got dibsies on the swing-set.
What boobies, Seth is a guy and the only boobies would have been yours as Diss is talking in a separate tangent… *pumps shotgun and narrows eyes*
of course they were my boobies. remember, i’m on your staff, training in the boobie tassel dance, for a reason.
Duh… Wait, why would you need to the swing set, you already have one?
And you have that special swing in your office for your training.
the swing in the office is way different than a backyard swing set. backyard swing sets are awesome.
*lays claim to the pool area while DWN and Shortright are bickering*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
and i took over the only shade tree and gazebo
what can i say, i burn in the sunlight…
I’m with President Nexus’ secret service. Did someone say boobies? I’m afraid we’re going to have to conduct full cavity searches for no apparent reason. But not on the President. He’s clean.
i volunteer to go first – that aught to scare and scar all you young grasshoppers
Seth, if you’re seeding lawns, mine has a bare spot in the back. Make sure you rake a little first and water it after.
Ok, this is really funny. Kudos to whoever made it.
When are we gonna get some funny lol’s?
when are you going to make some funny lols?
where cheney was the war-mongering douche, biden is the loveable oaf
Loveable (sic)? Pretty sure annoying does not equal lovable. Better than Cheney, yes. Lovable, no.
Actually, you can spell “loveable” either way…
It’s almost as if Dan Quayle has possessed Joe Biden..
The combination of this caption (or these captions) with this particular picture seems to imply that VP Biden somehow managed to steal the desk and is flying it, which *would* be pretty cool.
Didn’t notice the missing desk. Yea, pretty funny.
I absolutely love the Joe Biden humor. He makes a perfect loveable loser that could star in a bad Comedy Central movie.
Well that image is going to be stuck in my mind for at least the next four years (hopefully eight).
Having given further thought, this whole pic and caption need to be presented as a hallowed SNL skit. Timeless.