They said there would be hurdles
They said there would be hurdles but this is ridiculous!
(Barack Obama)
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Two trolls for the price of one!
(don’t think that I’ll take up on that offer thanks)
Guess you’re new here; welcome to the party.
This is one of our little house rules, the Ordinal Post Rule. Rather than flaming First Trolls, we just club them over the head with an entry of useless trivia. Bonus points if the trivia is somehow related to the lol or appropriate to the poster’s state of mind, but often as not it’s gleaned from a drunkard’s walk through Wikipedia.
so that’s why i haven’t had the pleasure of trivia-slapping a firstes troll – not drunk enough walking through wikepedia…
…Why is he just stepping over it?
He’s hardly dressed for track and field, is he?
I made a LOL that said he was marking his territory.
Unless he has a spare set of trousers, or wants to flash his underwear for the rest of the day…! (an image that I so don’t need in my brain)
what if he goes commando, would that be a better image?
Commando-in-chief…
*pokes out mind’s eye with flaming hot poker*
*applies mental floss to own brain*
Perhaps his powers of levitation were a bit off that day…
Or maybe it’s just that he doesn’t have an umbrella with him?
MG: He can walk on WATER, not hurdles!
Why doesn’t he just walk around it?
Okay, best question yet!
I would like to know what the situation is here. What’s going on?
…’I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered. My life is my own.’…
what about folded, stamped or mutilated?
…Henry Chinaski and Wanda Tinasky I dinna know ye…Hooooorreee!…
…(*hiccup*)…
…ed…
…who’s who in intercourse, PA…
…I Heart You Online…
…I thought it was ‘I will not be pushed, pulled, filed, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered.’…
…KL:…
frick & frack – that was supposed to be folded, stapled, or mutilated!
Hehe, I’m waiting for all the partisan man-children to wake up and start flinging the brown stuff at each other.
With a bit of luck, they’ll get distracted by all the daft, funny, and meta-joke comments!
I don’t think their frontal lobes are capable of processing such things
I just want to point this out: you are waiting for the ‘man-children’ to wake up and start flinging poo. Then you fling poo by insulting our frontal lobes. How are you any different? Your smug sense of superiority is unattractive.
Jeeze not you seth, I’m talking bout the guys who say. “Yo suck Libiral!” then retaliate with “Your mom Conservitive!” Etc etc etc….
Well, the thing is, all those people like that are women. All of them. I have no idea why you might think they were men.
No, they’re actually fem-bots.
Wow, Did not see either of those coming.
Sexism is sexism, whichever direction it’s pointed in.
Woudn’t this be Bot-ism?
Fem-bots or dude-bots, they’re all hardwired to spew the same ridiculous crapola and nothing but the same ridiculous crapola.
I don’t think you can discriminate against something that’s incapable of discerning the simple fact it’s being discriminated against… can you?
Yes because discrimination comes from yourself, not them.
…but who’s going to call it discrimination? I’m not going to decry myself…
I believe thats why they invented the political action group.
If you shit in the woods and nobody ever found it, did you still shit, even if it was never discovered?
You know it and that is enough for it to exist. If you fall in the woods and bump your head but never admit you were clumsy, do you still have a bruise?
It isn’t about denial, it is about truth. Things happen whether you acknowledge them or not. When you jerk off and nobody catches you and you deny it, did it still happen?
We aren’t playing a game in this world, if you do something, it happens whether you like it or not. Reality doesn’t care about the lack of claim, it stil happened and you knowing it is more than plenty.
*still
Stupid typo
President Nexus encourages all PK citizens to be honest and forthcoming (hehe) about the length, frequency, and type of their masturbatory episodes. It’s your civic duty.
Okay then.
Down with discrimination against political know-nothing
fem- and dude-bots!
Yes, report them to your nearest wingnut group, be they left or right.
Personally, I am for bothering gun nut libertarians.
@dwn: Sounds risky! May I suggest poking rabid raccoons with sticks as an alternative?
@diss. Pissed off rabid badgers are always good for a laugh…
Do it anonymously by phone, that really bugs them.
@ dwn re your forest feces rant — karma’s a b!tch ain’t it?
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if a wing-nut snaps in the forest and nobody hears, are they still inconsequential?
@bad fairie: I would like to think so and I wish I had been clever enough to make the wipe with poison ivy reference before you.
Thanks love. *hugs*
want to know how to drive a west coast conservative nuts?
take them out to the forest and let them calculate what all the trees are worth… then tell them it’s a protected area and they can’t cut down a single tree
@ bf: They have those?
@bad fairie: Oooooh, I love it.
@hst – yes, in fact the eastern half the state is red, no blue, no wait, which color denotes the wing-nuts? but in all niceness, they do exist out west, and not all are in rural areas. case in pain is my former father in law – southern baptist minister (non-evangelical although his father is) but fil was a forest service employee (pencil pusher tho) who’s solution to the spotted owl problem was to stuff them all and give one to each of the environmentalists who wanted them protected…after retirement he entered the private sector working for weyerhaeuser to open up virgin national forest areas in oregon. there are some people who, at retirement must return to the state where they were born – in his case, hello louisiana!
…american culture=torture…
…all, only, for, from torture…
…fe, fi, fo, fum…
ohh, look, a shiny! might be more descriptive
Barry handles those hurdles like he handles the hurdles of his presidency LOL
…something like that?
By climbing over them to tenaciously make it to the other side victorious instead of going around like a lazy coward?
I was going to say taking the time to clear each one thoughtfully before proceeding to the next one instead of knocking them out of his way without regards to the consequences. Now that we’ve gotten the bipartisan trolling over with, we can move on to “in bed” jokes.
Lackadaisical obligatory bi-partisian trolling FTW!
Meh. It’s too nice outside to argue. G-ddamn sunshine, streaming in the window, tantalizing me, practically dragging me out… *yoink*
Lucky! It’s cloudy here and I have to work tonight. *pouts*
Cloudy here too.
I just made a dash to the grocery store because I’m out of tea and it has upgraded to steady downpour. Grrrrr.
*mirandizes self to avoid gloating*
It was raining this morning when I left so you have my sympathy. Stupid rain.
it is 78* and sunny here. i went for a walk on my lunch break and on the way back in stood at the back door of the building for a full 5 minutes having the:
“you have to go inside”
“nooooo, i don’t want to it’s too nice”
“no really, your desk is inside”
“nooooooooooooo i don’t want to have to put up with the 2 blondes” discussion with myself.
in the end i had to come inside though. it sucks.
Just remember, we still love you.
I say either one works, Jane.
It’s rainy here too and my dog is mad at me because I don’t want to walk him.
Give him a walk and then treat yourself with ginger afterward. It is nice to reward yourself so things get done.
Yeah, my Seamus slept all morning when it WASN’T raining and the minute I get home from the store in the middle of the downpour he suddenly has to pee RIGHT NOW. I stood in the doorway and waited for him though, so he couldn’t slink off behind the shed and pretend deafness when I call him.
Mine is so prissy that he won’t go out when it rains. He’ll hold it for 18 hours if he has to in order not to get his feet wet.
Seamus is usually prissy too, but for some reason he likes to go sit in the rain to spite me. He’ll spend the next five hours meticulously licking his paws to remove all moisture but he got to feel the cold rain on his wee little nose for a few precious minutes while I’m screaming at him.
Man, and those are on the low setting, too.
Shouldn’t he just be able to, oh, I dunno, walk over them?
No. “Oh, it’s twue. It’s twue. It’s twue, it’s TWUE!”
1 internet for grabs, people.
ROFL!
lilly von schtupp. blazing saddles.
+ 1 internet, and + 1 “uwanna von schtupp?”
I was going to reply with the line that ended up on the cutting room floor:
“Ma’am, stop sucking on my wrist.”
That seriously looks like Hayward Field at University of Oregon
I believe that is hallowed Hayward…
Is is Hayward. I recognize the view. It’s my own front window, after all.
Plus there’s video to back it up.
http://www.runnerspace.com/eprofile.php?do=videos&pg=1&event_id=17&video_id=3830&folder_id=-2&offset=0
I propose that someone make a show that consists of the ex-presidents going through an obstacle course like Most Extreme Elimination Challenge.