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Breaking News – Bill gates snaps at tech conference. Start to sing “itsy bitsy spider” while giving key note speech.

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  1. eddiepscetti says:

    Only because Vista drove him to the edge..

  2. lol says:

    Fail, microsoft don’t make key note speaches..thats mac

    • eddiepscetti says:

      Really? Hmm, I’m going to have a chat with Steve Ballmer then and tell him to stop because you said so..

    • Seth says:

      “DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS!”

      Google ‘monkey boy ballmer,’ for an hilarious example of a Microsoft Keynote speech gone horribly, horribly wrong. FYI, A key note speech is any speech considered to be a ‘main event’ at a conference. So are you claiming that Billy Boy does not give speeches at conferences, or that his speeches are not considered the ‘main event?’

  3. Dhoti says:

    Invisible Steve Jobs’ Pancreas

  4. Jellyott says:

    Ha…Ha?

  5. Seddah says:

    These “breaking news lols” are bullshit. I have yet to see one that’s actually funny. Enough of these shitty “lols”.

  6. fiendishrabbit says:

    Steve Jobs. I am crushing your head. Crush crush!
    And your little iPhone too. Crush!

  7. V Gard says:

    lol, I like it. At least it wasn’t another LOL about Vista.

  8. Kinseth says:

    If I were a really important person that everyone expects to be serious, I’d make funny faces and shit all the time.

  9. Monique says:

    Oh no Mr. Bill.

  10. froofrou says:

    “Hey Steve, your new Ipod Shuffle looks like a tampon.”

  11. Racecar 56 says:

    No WONDER Windows is so weird.

  12. RushnGreen says:

    Sings in duet with Dalai Lama.

  13. Daniel says:

    Um.. it’s “incy wincy” not “itsy bitsy”.

    • HairySexyTroll says:

      Sanctimony fail.

      It’s “Incey Wincey Spider.”

      Besides, “Itsy Bitsy,” “Eensy Weensy,” “Incey Wincey,” “Teensy Weensy,” “Inky Pinky” or “Inky Winky” are all acceptable variations.

    • Steve says:

      Holy Jesus Daniel.. you took the time to clarify that. I can’t wait to search out your other comments… that can’t all be this sad.

  14. Tessie says:

    Lolgates can haz invizable Rubik’s Cube.

  15. kittehkat says:

    FAIL.
    Bill Gates is the founder of Microsoft. Keynote is only on Mac computers.

  16. Jhvh777 says:

    Am I the only one who noticed that Bill Gates last name is not capitalized, and that the beginning of the second sentence should read “Starts”? Seriously, no one has caught this yet?


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