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Breaking News – Bill gates snaps at tech conference. Start to sing “itsy bitsy spider” while giving key note speech.
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Only because Vista drove him to the edge..
Little did he know, the monster he created would someday come back to avenge itself…..*dundunduuuuun*
I’m imagining a bot-net army of Zombie Vistas, all moaning, “CPUssssss….. CPUssssss,” Oh wait, I don’t have to imagine that, it’s actually happening.
But they’re all moving very very slowly because Vista is eating all their memory.
I’m sorry. I read this as C P*ssy. Much different mental image, that.
Save the World; go to Linux.
Do it with Ubuntu.
Fail, microsoft don’t make key note speaches..thats mac
Really? Hmm, I’m going to have a chat with Steve Ballmer then and tell him to stop because you said so..
“DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS!”
Google ‘monkey boy ballmer,’ for an hilarious example of a Microsoft Keynote speech gone horribly, horribly wrong. FYI, A key note speech is any speech considered to be a ‘main event’ at a conference. So are you claiming that Billy Boy does not give speeches at conferences, or that his speeches are not considered the ‘main event?’
Oh hell, people will travel half way around the world to sit at the feet of the great guru.
Well yes, but what does that have to do with a geek who got lucky?
Googled it.
Invisible Steve Jobs’ Pancreas
This made me snicker.
I was thinking invisible voodoo doll, but I suppose that works too…
Yeah – that was pretty good.
Ha…Ha?
These “breaking news lols” are bullshit. I have yet to see one that’s actually funny. Enough of these shitty “lols”.
Then I suggest you make one of your own and let us see your brand of funny.
Eddie’s right. It’s put up or shut up time from the people who just pop in to insult the LOLs.
*I* laugh. Except @this one: I’m tired of this pic.
Hey! it was not that bad!
Steve Jobs. I am crushing your head. Crush crush!
And your little iPhone too. Crush!
See, I would have liked this cap.
Perfect caption.
lol, I like it. At least it wasn’t another LOL about Vista.
If I were a really important person that everyone expects to be serious, I’d make funny faces and shit all the time.
I’m with you on the funny faces, but I think shitting all the time would be tiresome.
Super mega WIN.
Oh no Mr. Bill.
“Hey Steve, your new Ipod Shuffle looks like a tampon.”
Hmmm, maybe that’s why silent mode on the new iPhone has a really strong vibrate…
(oh no he di’n't!)
Absolutely Fabulous did it first!
No WONDER Windows is so weird.
That might be the college dropout part..
May I not drop out of college.
Sings in duet with Dalai Lama.
Um.. it’s “incy wincy” not “itsy bitsy”.
Sanctimony fail.
It’s “Incey Wincey Spider.”
Besides, “Itsy Bitsy,” “Eensy Weensy,” “Incey Wincey,” “Teensy Weensy,” “Inky Pinky” or “Inky Winky” are all acceptable variations.
Correction Win
Holy Jesus Daniel.. you took the time to clarify that. I can’t wait to search out your other comments… that can’t all be this sad.
Lolgates can haz invizable Rubik’s Cube.
FAIL.
Bill Gates is the founder of Microsoft. Keynote is only on Mac computers.
I suggest you google ‘Gates Keynote’. You’ll find that your are mistaken.
iWork doesn’t support OpenDocument formats, so OpenOffice Aqua remains the only office suite I use on my mac.
Fail Fail
Am I the only one who noticed that Bill Gates last name is not capitalized, and that the beginning of the second sentence should read “Starts”? Seriously, no one has caught this yet?
lmfao