Are you ready TO ROCK!

Are you ready TO ROCK!
(Pope Benedict XVI)
picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: thalamussilverhand
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Are you ready TO ROCK!
(Pope Benedict XVI)
picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: thalamussilverhand
Rolling Stones circa 2020.
Doesn’t Mick look awesome!
A new record for the coffee spew!!
HST Win!
But he vatican’t get no satisfaction …
No sympathy for that devil.
God Bless my German Shepard!
Back vhen I vas a teenager, it vas a gas gas gas.
What a drag it is getting really, really, really, really old.
Look at me, I’m in tatters…I’m a shattered…Shattered!
Wild horses…couldn’t drag me away…from the earlybird buffet.
I’m not waiting on a lady, I’m just waiting for a BM…
But angina, angina, aint it good to be (barely) alive?
You’ll never break, never break, never break this heart of stone (literally!)…
Purple haze, all in my brain…oh wait.
Gimme seltzer!
(or I’m gonna fade away)
I see a white hat and I want to paint it black
The boss man at the Vat-i-can has turned his back
I see the girls go by all in their summer clothes
I have to reset my pacemaker – there it goes!
I’ve got no excommunication to pastor here again.
Rode a pulpit, held a papal rank, when the devotions
raged and the bodies stank
Under my thumb is the entire Catholic religion.
The change has come; you’re under my thumb!
lolled
good caption, hairy troll
“Hello Cleveland!:
“Freebird!”
“Throw your hands in the air, wave em like you just don’t care!”
De roof, da roof, da roof is on fah-yaaa….
Having Boodhound Gang stuck in my head for the rest of the day will be mildly annoying.
I have the Nothing but Mammals song in my head. It is much more tolerable but not what I want to accidentally sing to one of my customers…
Bad Touch! Lol. That’s a good one.
Ah, thanks my dear. Couldn’t remember the name. Woot, now it is in my head again.
Now I need to see what’s on the Discovery channel.
-Pope Benedict, I’m sick of him. Look at him, walkin’ around, grabbin’ his you-know-what, flippin’ the you-know-who …
-Yeah, but he’s so cute though …
That Pope, he’s like a head trip to listen to, cause he’s only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is he’s got the balls to say it
in front of y’all and he don’t gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
*hangs head in shame for knowing lyrics*
smells like Holy Spirit.
Did anyone else think of Cheech & Chong’s “Alla you wops, get offa da lawn” line when you saw this?
YES!
“It’s signed….The Mafia.”
“….I’ll do it.”
*puts on grammar nazi uniform*
Shouldn’t there be a question mark instead of an exclamation mark?
In a perfect world, yes – you’d be right. But seemingly ever since the stupid game show “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire!” question marks have been optional (like turn signals). How did you know that my Grammer was a nazi? Her name was Gertrude but my Grandfather called her ‘Rufus the Red’.
Turn signals and question marks are optional?! OMGWTFKFCBBQ!! My Grammer wasn’t a Nazi, but my Grampa was. He was forced into military servitude at 16, where he met my 13 yr old grandma, a jew, kept her family in special treatment as ‘nurses’ and married her when the war was over. Imagine my family reunions. The end of sappy boring story.
I think he’s gay…
I mean you never see him with a woman right?
And would anyone hetero guy wear those shoes?
It’s the matching upholstery, drapes and gown that really give the game away. That old devil.
No silly, it’s the matching drapes and carpet. Papal pubes, iykwim.
BRAIN BLEACH! STAT!
No worries, slanster, he’s ballding.
I actually meant furniture.
And I’m not sure if it’s good unintentional humor or deeply worrying.
I will simply say both and enjoy Slan’s twitching and suffering.
When Mick Jagger dances… *shivers* it looks like he’s having a epiliptic seizure. (i think i spelled that right :\) when he dances it makes people ill.
If there’s a rock and roll heaven… well, you know they got a hell of a band!
I want to go there one of these days, and hold up a sign that says “Freebird”.
He’s got a solar-powered laser beam guitar!
I have a solar powered flashlight.
I want solar powered Jiffypop.
Etiam , nos es promptus ut silicis Benedikt!
EGO animadverto quis vos did illic, Andi
*rideo risi risum*
Futuaris nisi irrisus ridebis, diceo.
Is it just me or does anyone else when they see this picture get reminded of the Emperors speech to the Senate when he announced the creation of the first Galactic Papacy (**sorry**) Empire.
Gives a whole new meaning to ‘kraut rock…
Oh look! It’s the famous “Double-Sieg Heil”!
So it is written:
‘Upon this Rock I shall build my church’