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Breaking News – war against prostate cancer gets serious
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Wait… whut? I didn’t know teh president had us in another skirmish…
… ‘cuz I don’t remember hearing about being involved in another sh!tty war…
As a patriotic American, you should support the hole war effort.
Well, I guess you don’t need to a@@ me twice…
That’s enough of your cheek, get to work!
Butt… I was just getting farted!
Tis okay, we just like to be anal about the war effort from time to time. Don’t mean to do you dry…
But…but…but…..
That’s oK-Y.
So now that we’ve declared war against Uranus, is Mars next?
Well we have to search for Klingons somewhere.
Don’t Klingons cultivate and export dingle berries?
It is their chief export but I think you are just talking out of your @ss now.
Well, there doesn’t seem to be a vas defernes between us, though…
…and I’m PRETTY sure you’ll get yours in the end…
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Your dickshun is unusual – cockney?
No, it’s nothing that merits a second glans.
This string of jokes aballs me!
I’m prepuced against it!
I’m sure Merkin would rather be aballed than blueballed.
@ss me no questions, and I’ll tell you no lies.
jeez, the police around here really are a pain in the a$$.
I see more of a pain in the groin, that grip looks rough…
I’ll give this one +1,000,000 clever points.
Another volunteer for the new two handed prostrate prostate exam.
So this is what Guantanamo Bay’s being used for now…
And here I thought one had to go all the way to San Franscisco to get double fisted by too guys at once. . . . .
prostrate prostate parallel palpation.
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