You never really appreciate the Army
You never really appreciate the Army until zombie cows attack.
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Hmmm. I don’t see how these cows appear zombie-like.
Any suggestions?
Cows with Guns!
That’s what makes them even more threatening. They blend right in with normal cows. We have no choice, we must kill every cow! >.> Just to be safe.
I have no beef with this lol.
I think we should chuck it. Even if you strip it to bare essentials, it’s not fit for you or any of your devoted evil mignons.
We should have a roast for the soldiers. At least give them a good ribbing. They shank the enemies with thier blade, they they have great steakouts and don’t sit on thier rump on the ground. Oh, well, let’s not stew over it.
This lol has me vealing good.
Hey, I won’t have this LOL be the butt of any joke. Let’s all forget the puns and play a game of beef patty cake. It will take the weight off your shoulder.
Now everyone sit on the ground ’round the campfire and we’ll make s’mores.
Cow-a-bunga, my lawd, cow-a-bunga, ohhh lawd, cow-a-bunga
Cud you play Freebird?
The cows want their milk back. . .
But what I want to know is, is it cows or soldiers in the Chinook?
can anyone else say photoshp’d?
With the exception of the mute and those of us with severe speech impediments, I believe so, yes.
Phhhhantola– um, phoooloshank– um…nope. Guess I can’t.
lol nice
Are you sure this isn’t just training maneuvers at Redstone Arsenal? There are fields with cows there….
If you can’t hit the side of a cow, you can’t get in?
You can go ahead and recap the pic with that statement and see how many votes it gets.
No. I’m only capable of saying PhotoShoop.
But…but…there be branez dripping from their cow-moufs! Branez, I tell you!1! Look real close-like. At least they’re not armed-zombie-kangaroos, that would be bad.
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Oh, and if they were ninja-pirate-zombie cows, it would be worser, even. Wait, does that one have an eye-patch? Oh noes!
Off the meds, huh?
at least we can see the cows coming at us! now Zombie Squirrels… those are the ones we need to look out for.
You forgot the zombie groundhogs. Burrowing little ankle-biters, always tricking the golf players into reaching into thier holes….
and then before you know zombies will rule everything! really, we need to stay on top of those groundhogs, and their holes.
oh jeez, flash backs to the news a couple weeks ago – big fancy-smanschy park has ground squirrels so the city council voted to bring in this guy with flammable gas to blow them and their tunnels up…. shades of caddy shack (and my sibs keep asking me why i don’t move back to our home town !?!)
“always tricking the golf players into reaching into thier holes.” Those sluts!
Noooo….. The cows might have swine flu…
don’t forget, they’re in cahoots with the geese, mix the avian flu in there and we, good sirs, are f’d
*looks out window*
Birds! They’re coming for me!
The only two UK cases are from our town (guy at my Mum’s work got sent home because he had a sore throat and hung around with them) so we’ve been feeling very doomed around here…
Swine flu, Bird flu, Global warming, terrorism, Aids, Speeding drivers, knife crime, TB, Global cooling, Meteors, Volcanoes, Drink spikers….
Would humans survive without something to panic about?
Wash your hands and avoid human contact! Maybe the Scottish Rappers will come down with it? Here’s to hoping!
Beware the Scottish Rapper Flu.
Maybe not flu… but laryngitis would be cool….
*Dreams of side effect of flu that would make them pull their jeans up (I don’t care if they’re lucky exam boxers, I don’t want to see them (Jings I sound like such an old woman))*
Tis okay, your prudish ways put you ahead of your years. Which gives me a chuckle or a disturbed sigh as to what you will be like old.
*ponders this out* Though in all fairness, I have no desire to see men’s asses hanging out either.
One of our local lawmakers was recently trying to outlaw the whole baggy-pants-with-underwear-showing thing. Pretty stupid, I thought. Just because it’s technically “underwear”, am I supposed to be shocked because I’m seeing it? I just think it looks silly. Very silly. Especially when they’ve got their pants cinched with a belt under their butt and the crotch is around their knees. Makes ‘em kinda walk like penguins.
Or they have their belts hanging off them like a cowboy’s belt in a western..
See, I always just want to pants them. Or give ‘em a wedgie. Little reprobate slaves to fashion, lol.
*to young men*
Pull your pants up, so I can admire the shape of your butt! But not too high–I don’t need to see the shape in front, ok?
Why is it that as the ladies’ clothing gets tighter and more brief, the males are hiding themselves in the equivalent of a burkha? Why can’t hetero ladies get some eye candy, too?!?
lol, when i was in school a few years ago there is was this idiot punk that sat in front of me all the time – did the droopy drawers thing and i swear he didn’t know what drawers were – so distracting in class because all i could think about was shooting spitwads
I’m going to be a mad old cat lady!
who has bird flu, swine flu, and MRSA! bumbumbummm… Love me some MRSA.
Ooh! I forgot about MRSA…. I think I’ll get Bilharzia too… Just for fun…
sometimes I wonder if they want us to all live in bubbles…
Well, the baggy pants thing was popular when I was in school too, maybe 10 or 12 years ago, and I thought it was stupid then. So, I guess not old before your time and more common sense?
Youtubed Scottish rappers… The universally dire results are behind my name.
“Wiry P” does a wonderfully ear-bleeding American accent…
Well, bless his heart.
Oy! Another unique sonic experience…
[Link]
Excellent! At first he looked like Blagojevich, which made it even funnier.
I thought we needed to worry about zombie sheep… in New Zealand.
This was on here a few months ago. Am I the only who remembers it?
No, I remember it, too.
Zombies!!!!
-=Runs and hides=-
No, do this!
http://failblog.org/2009/04/08/emergency-preparedness-win/
Here are some more helpful hints. [LINK]
“If your building collapses, give yourself a blowjob while waiting to be rescued.”
Amazing.
That requires some serious flexibility… O.0
If I could do that, I wouldn’t need to be rescued.
If I could do that I would eventually need to be rescued. Why leave the room?
These helpful hints are some of the most hilarious things I have seen all year.
Ron Jeremy once explained that the trick to doing that was bend as far as you can, then have someone drop a load of bricks on your shoulders…
Michael Jackson is a terrorist… Genius, thanks Charro!
Happy to help.
is it recycling day at pk? this is the second old lolz in a row…
I am in the middle of a dry spell otherwise I would be of more use.
yeah, me too… and the fact that my lolz do not show up in my profile anymore kind of sucks…
That’s weird…are you logged in when you submit them?
Well I made two recaptions of that LOL that got all the objectification comments and they haven’t shown. I did make two afterward that did make it into my collection so I am confused.
And I made sure I was logged in each time.
check out my favs… i favorited the last lol that i made and it doesn’t appear in my lolz section…
And when I pull it up, it’s got your name up at the top but it’s not linked to anything. It really, really acts like you weren’t logged in when you did it, so maybe it’s some type of glitch.
It hates America… Let me get Jane out of her bindings so she can hold a press conference.
*blinks in a happily sated daze* Wait… what? Oh! *ahem*
President Nexus has stated unequivocally that lapses in PK technology is to blame for the lack in Presidential Lols. Let it be known that President Nexus is, and always has been, a man of the people and for the people, and for the lols. All possible resources are being tapped to fix the problem and we hope to have more President sanctioned lols on their way to the most needy as soon as possible. Thank you, that is all.
Yes, I plan to tap all my resources, probably twice or three times at least…
I lol’d
Fake :O
IDGAF
GRAAAAAAIIINNNS!!!!!
Lol! Zombie cow win.
Also works for vegan zombies.
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Photoshop…..
Wow. Freaking obvious Photoshop.
I’m pretty sure humans are supposed to have shadows…
Except nobody cares.
and except they are standing in a shadow
And nobody cares. I know Eric doesn’t.
Nope. Still don’t care.
Link. NOT FAKE!
Jeebus Christof.
ARGGGHH! Dammit, already!
Links suck here, so Google:
US soldiers with cows in Kunar Povince of Afghanistan.jpg
Is that the Windows XP background?
…
Is my computer going to get swine flu virus?
All they want to do is eat your grains.
LOL Jonathan Coulter win!
Sorry, Coulton. *headdesk*
hmm…looks like they found the secret cow level.
So who won? Noah Lieske
I remember this is a photoshopped picture… but where I found it, no idea…
i wonder where they found wirt’s leg….oh well.
at least they can get the cow king’s leathers…
THIS IS A DIABLO 2 REFERENCE DAMMIT!