Excuse me, stewardess

Excuse me, stewardess; my soup is watery..
(Flight 1549 in the Hudson River, NYC)
picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: jimincairns
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Excuse me, stewardess; my soup is watery..
(Flight 1549 in the Hudson River, NYC)
picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: jimincairns
TOOO SOOONN!
Also, why this one…again. Sheesh.
We can has new material?
At least it’s not vapid, fawning hero worship this time. Yeah, Sully’s a great guy. It’s OK to be over it now.
I came in here specifically to check on the placement of the first jocular TOO SOON. Kudos on making first place.
Yeah, I figured TOO SOON would be close to the top of the list, too, although I didn’t expect it to be first.
Might you say it was a litte… *hates self intensely* … to soon?
*walks off into the field out back with a sawn-off*
FFS! *too, obv. Now it’s even worse…
AAAAAGH! *little, too. my brain is on vacation tonight
SECOND!!! TOOO SOON!
SECOND!
The Scientific-Humanitarian Committee (Wissenschaftlich-humanitäres Komitee, WhK) was founded in Berlin on the 14th or 15th of May, 1897, to campaign for social recognition of homosexual and transgender men and women, and against their legal persecution. It was the first such organisation in history.
On this day in History:
1823- Abd-ul-Mejid, Ottoman Sultan, is born.
As was some other dude.
One of the best this year imo xD
At least everyone lived to tell the tale. Sorry, but IMHO that will never get old.
People care more about being first or second rather than the lol itself.
Won’t somebody please think of the lol’s?
Lol-caretroll?
“This is the worst cruise I’ve ever been on.”
I feel so broke up, I wanna go home!
Yaay Sloop John B
Garcon, there is a fishy in my soup!
A fishy requisite-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t
shhh, don’t say that so loud or everyone else will want one also
Can’t say stewardess. Hypothetical people will be hypothetically offended. Of course, this is all hypothetical.
Can’t say stewardess? Is peanut and drink bitch more acceptable?
Lol!!
Seconded…
Yes. But IDK if it’s more acceptable than coke and nut whore?
i read that line too quickly and came up with “coke and nut whore”…
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oh wait, that’s what you really said, but you probably meant a different kind of coke and nuts…
Ladies and gentlemen, the captain has turned on the red oversharing light. Please ensure that all children are stowed securely in the overhead compartments and return your flight attendant to her original upright position.
“Waitress With a Death Wish”
….and my pretzels are a bit spongy.
And my pants are wet, but that happened before we landed.
LOL!
ROFL.
Comment ftw.
HAHAHAHA! Serving food on a commuter flight. That is sooooo 2008.
“Excuse me, miss, but there’s no fly in my plane.”
Okay, that is the caption that should have been…
LMAO Win
Funny, but a simple, “My pretzels are soggy.” would have been better IMO.
These are the most hilarious comments I’ve ever seen about a Caption
…and yet there’s a smack of ham to it.
Timeliness FAIL