Comments on: secretly looking

By: Rob

Rob — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 14:54:40 +0000

YES. I don’t know why nobody else sees the resemblance! But whenever I see Gibbs, I can’t stop thinking about that Tim Calhoun sketch!

By: MushuPork

MushuPork — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 03:38:02 +0000

“I am Tim Calhoun…”

By: dropping in

dropping in — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 20:57:28 +0000

I hate to side with someone as inane as ADDIsBEtter, but in truth, not ending a sentence in a preposition is a false rule of grammar that we all learned when we were kids, but is not, in fact a true rule (a couple of linguists had a great big long discussion on this on an NPR show that originates in San Diego—I forget the name- I do not like the show- everyone else LOVES it thought- can’t cite this), but apparently this is not a real grammar rule….

By: shin0bi272

shin0bi272 — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 13:17:09 +0000

“only in washington is 100 million dollars not a lot of money.” – 4/21/09

“were talking about 8 billion in earmarks, thats chump change” – 4/1/09

maybe he shouldnt write his notes on his hand in crayon.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 22:26:38 +0000

Why, he’s only just the smartest press secretary ever!

By: Poodle Groomer

Poodle Groomer — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 20:06:19 +0000

Eggs, bread, milk, @rlwti#m… better call.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 18:43:14 +0000

Well, he’s quite the orator, isn’t he?

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 18:41:54 +0000

Oh right you are! And no, but thanks for the offer.

By: slaggingham

slaggingham — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 18:36:34 +0000

“to” is a Preposition.
A Proposition would be “hey, wanna screw?”

But he’s not a Clinton adminstration official.

By: solnesther

solnesther — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 18:33:14 +0000

“Just say what they told you to, asshole”
“Just say what they told you to, asshole”
“Just say what they told you to, asshole”

By: Dhoti

Dhoti — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 18:24:13 +0000

Left hand: “Hope”
Right hand: “Change”

Much easier to keep the talking points straight in this administration.

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 18:22:16 +0000

“Don’t end your sentence in a proposition”
“Don’t end your sentence in a proposition”
“Don’t end your sentence in a proposition”

By: KG

KG — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 18:08:02 +0000

I wish I could be that incompetent at my job and get away with it.
Uhhh…Uhhhh… is right.

By: ADDIsBetter

ADDIsBetter — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 17:49:18 +0000

“Just say what they told you to”
“Just say what they told you to”
“Just say what they told you to”

By: solnesther

solnesther — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 17:19:20 +0000

“Pants first – then shoes” – nope, that’s not it..

By: Jojo

Jojo — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 17:17:14 +0000

He’s got those special glasses which the lenses can focus on things below his vision.

They come in handy when you approach a well endowed woman and it appears as though you’re making direct eye contact, but you’re really not!

Bwahahaha

By: The Steve

The Steve — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 16:56:15 +0000

Robert Gibbs speaking eloquently regarding the “Open for Questions” online town-hall meeting and the popularity of the marijuana question. Uhhh…uhhh….uhhh…
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By: Thee John Galt

Thee John Galt — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 16:23:39 +0000

It looks like he’s having trouble reading it. He must be sweating. Rookie mistake.

By: Srrslysry

Srrslysry — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 16:20:25 +0000

You can go blind that way…

By: jwd

jwd — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 16:01:42 +0000

Still sounding like an idiot…

By: HairySexyTroll

HairySexyTroll — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 16:01:10 +0000

Openly examining hairy palm…