secretly looking

secretly looking at notes on hand
(Press Secretary Robert Gibbs)
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secretly looking at notes on hand
(Press Secretary Robert Gibbs)
picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: witechatty
Openly examining hairy palm…
You can go blind that way…
Still sounding like an idiot…
It looks like he’s having trouble reading it. He must be sweating. Rookie mistake.
Robert Gibbs speaking eloquently regarding the “Open for Questions” online town-hall meeting and the popularity of the marijuana question. Uhhh…uhhh….uhhh…
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I wish I could be that incompetent at my job and get away with it.
Uhhh…Uhhhh… is right.
Well, he’s quite the orator, isn’t he?
Why, he’s only just the smartest press secretary ever!
He’s got those special glasses which the lenses can focus on things below his vision.
They come in handy when you approach a well endowed woman and it appears as though you’re making direct eye contact, but you’re really not!
Bwahahaha
“Pants first – then shoes” – nope, that’s not it..
“Just say what they told you to”
“Just say what they told you to”
“Just say what they told you to”
“Don’t end your sentence in a proposition”
“Don’t end your sentence in a proposition”
“Don’t end your sentence in a proposition”
“Just say what they told you to, asshole”
“Just say what they told you to, asshole”
“Just say what they told you to, asshole”
“to” is a Preposition.
A Proposition would be “hey, wanna screw?”
But he’s not a Clinton adminstration official.
Oh right you are! And no, but thanks for the offer.
I hate to side with someone as inane as ADDIsBEtter, but in truth, not ending a sentence in a preposition is a false rule of grammar that we all learned when we were kids, but is not, in fact a true rule (a couple of linguists had a great big long discussion on this on an NPR show that originates in San Diego—I forget the name- I do not like the show- everyone else LOVES it thought- can’t cite this), but apparently this is not a real grammar rule….
Left hand: “Hope”
Right hand: “Change”
Much easier to keep the talking points straight in this administration.
Eggs, bread, milk, @rlwti#m… better call.
“only in washington is 100 million dollars not a lot of money.” – 4/21/09
“were talking about 8 billion in earmarks, thats chump change” – 4/1/09
maybe he shouldnt write his notes on his hand in crayon.
“I am Tim Calhoun…”
YES. I don’t know why nobody else sees the resemblance! But whenever I see Gibbs, I can’t stop thinking about that Tim Calhoun sketch!