I have a poll here
I have a poll here, that shows 89% of statistics are made up!
Who is that in the picture? Tell us in the Comments
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Very helpful clarification, thanks.
If you love this kind of humor….gotta go check out Yakkering.com
Dude, stop posting this.
U suck, yak
Great LOL btw
The one where the paper is actually lying was WAY funnier, IMHO.
Also, if you flip it upside down, things are improving! That’s about how skewed I find stats to be…
Heh. I mean the one where the paper says “we’re fu(ked” is WAY funnier.
Ditto, I believe I fav’d it.
I ‘third’ that sentiment!
Fourthed!
Actually if you flip a statistic over it still goes the same direction a 180 degree flip of a “\” is still a “\”. You are thinking of a reflection.
Ah ’sadistics’. A class I didn’t love…not painful, just drrrrry.
Don’t forget to site your data source. However, ACME data source and explosion equipment was what always got Wylie Coyote into trouble.
“There are three ways to not tell the truth: lies, damned lies, and statistics.”
ANOVA you did there …
And it was a pretty sample minded joke.
chuckle chuckle.
(That’s what Clinton did after saying he he did *not* have sexual correlations with that woman).
Now now, don’t be mean, it’s just his mode of discourse.
Oh all right, I guess it’s normal to be average.
But then again, around here being a deviant seems to be the standard.
Was I summoned?
Math run results in accidental abberant summoning – numerologists uncontrollably horny. Details at 11.
In bed…
One tailed, or two tailed?
A two tailed would need double t-test osterone.
My ex always said he used stats to “control people” with his experiments. I’m dying laughing now that flaws have been found and data was tampered with. He’s a sick, sad person, which is why he’s my ex. There’s only one room for a sick,sad person in my relationships and it’s me
I learned to appreciate statistics from a poster in the school nurses office in middle school. It had Charley Brown and Snoopy and it read “100% of Smokers Die”. I loved it, you can’t argue with that logic.
graphjam WIN?
I wondered if that came from graphjam.
89% of stats are made up 93.6% of the time, and 100% of stats can be made to say whatever you want.. 63% of the time. on a tuesday, preferably.
Not exactly sure how an opinion poll should show statistics to be made up.
well, the easiest way would be to use ficticious people
I guess you could poll people regarding whether they believed most statistics were made up.
Honestly, I laughed when I saw this but my second thought was that it should have said “research” or “study” instead of “poll”.
They’ve done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works every time.
I just bet you got to meet the whole gang
If someone tells you he’s a liar, do you believe him?
Oooooh, nice one.
FIRST
Looks a lot like Chris Patten to me, (sorry, now Lord Patten…) He was an MP, cabinet minister and chairman of the UK Conservative Party. After losing election he became the last British Governor of Hong Kong. After that gig he went to the European Union.
At least that is who he looks like to me.
Original.
NOT