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FIRST!
How shall we deal with him? Road side bomb or predator drone?
Waterboarding.
Rossie O’ Donnel Porn
OH god!
I hate you! Images! AHHHHHHH!
I think that’s against the Geneva Conventions….cruel and unusual punishment.
Which is why I use it for all my detainees. Little bastards…
Francisca Ballesteros was born in Valencia. A few years later, she moved to Melilla.
After marrying Antonio González Barribino, Ballesteros gave birth to a girl named Florinda. In 1990, Ballesteros suffered from postpartum depression and wanted to end her marriage, but she finally desisted. She decided to kill her family and flee to Valencia. Ballesteros poisoned Florinda, who was only five months old, with Colme, a drug used to treat alcoholism. After the death of the baby, Ballesteros decided to wait to kill the rest of her family.
In 2004, 14 years after murdering her daughter, Ballesteros, who had met many men through Internet, decided to kill the rest of her family, flee to the city where one of the men that she had met online was living, and marry him. On 12 January 2004 Ballesteros killed her husband Antonio González Barribino with Colme and with the sedatives Zolpidem and Bromazepam. On 4 June 2004, Ballesteros killed her daughter Sandra with the same medications and attempted to kill her 12-year old son Antonio, who was admitted to the hospital with poisoning on June 4, 2004. The autopsy revealed that she had been poisoned.
Are You Gay ?
Are you 12 yet?
rhorho 1
RUGAY 0
WIN!
Are You Dumb ?
Considering that posting is a quiet media, we have no way to tell if she is mute or not.
I could state that Captain Wow will yell outloud if I make her horny but I would never hear it either way so I could only conclude that I don’t make her horny. Now I am going to go be sad in a corner.
YOU’RE MEAN!!! T_T
Don’t be sad DWN!
*sniff sniff* I’ll be okay… I am going to go eat my feelings now.
Yes, internalize those feelings just like me DWN. All the better to compact and compress them, distill them, let them ripen and strengthen, so they can one day explode and kill someone. Oops, I’ve said too much…
Yay… *eats more and cries*
*feeds DWN auditory hallucinogens*
@_@ I can hear colors!!! They say give Rhorho a raise!!! But first… I must… Dance… Like Shatner… On Fire… And….
VIAGRA!!!
*dances a couple steps and then falls over*
@_@!!!
I can hear Colors!!! They mention ever so faintly that Rhorho is underpaid! And… Wait.. What? I should dance like Shatner… On fire… and… Syndinafil?
HOT DAMN!!! I’ll DO IT!!!
*dances three steps and falls down. Humps ground and grasps around*
what a sweet story and totally relevent to the picture above
…as relevant as “FIRST,” one might say…
oh yeah!
I love to see ignorance of forum customs rear it’s ugly head.
We have customs now? Why was I not informed!
You’re not aware of all internet traditions?
Is the soldier on the right Sacha Baron Cohen doing research for a new TOTALLY HILARIOUS comedy character?
Third!!!
Now you may go Jingleheimer Schmidt yourself….
Hey, that’s my name too!!
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt is a traditional children’s song of obscure origin. Its lyrics are:
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt,
His name is my name too.
Whenever we go out
The people always shout,
“There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.”
Dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt,
His name is my name too
When ever we go out
The people always shout
There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt,(repeat ad infinitum)
The song is commonly sung by young children at communal outings such as long bus rides and Boy Scout or Girl Scout outings. It’s also a classic informal parade song in Pennsylvania.[citation needed]
The mock German name celebrated in the song suggests that some English speakers still find longer northern-European names to be inherently funny words; compare the Blinkenlights faxlore in which English words are deformed to form a pseudo-German warning text. The surname Schmidt and the surname suffix -heimer are of Germanic origin. Schmidt is one of the most common last names in German heritage.
The song can conceivably be sung in an infinite loop, said of “The Song That Never Ends”, “My Name is Jan Jansen” and “High Hopes”.
Each repetition is sung more quietly than the previous, except for the final line which is sung at full volume. The “last” repetition is sung in pantomime; typically the final line is then shouted as loud as possible.
In another version of the classic rhyme, everything is the same albeit rather than “Schmidt”, it says “John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith”.
Also “I Know a Song That Gets On Everybody’s Nerves.” Always fun on road trips.
second verse same as the first
Gahhh…. Primary school bus trips… I’ve never heard the “schmidt” song -here it was “oh you cannae shove yer Granny off a bus” or “songs” which degenerated into shouting matches between the two ends of said bus….
Oooh! I have learned something new…
Yes. The secret plan is to colonize. Also, everything is the soldier’s fault.
duh! come on didn’t you know that?
How disrespectful
Some relentlessly fashionable Palestinian kid (this is most definitely NOT how one is supposed to wear a kaffiyeh) who has obviously been spending waaaaaaaaaaaayyyy too much time watching American entertainment (the Arab gesture for this particular gesture is different, BTW) with too much time on his hands decides to amuse the local Israeli gendarmie.
I really need to make sure this isn’t my kid….no, wait-he’s too short.
Hamdulillah
I learned a new word today. “gendarme.” Thanks.
F*** YOU is universal!
Yes, it is, but other cultures use different gestures.
You want to watch your thumbs-up signal while traveling through Iran. That is, if you want to keep your thumb you do…
Link.
Ditto the “OK” sign in Viet Nam.
The “Thumbs up” gesture means “shove it up your ass” in the whole middle east, not just Iran. Too bad American soldiers don’t seem to have been taught this, might help with American foreign relations.
This is so fail….
wow.. u learned a new word today.. not the proper use though honey
sisyphusredux, you make me think that might not be a Palestinean kid, but rather a Radical Leftist from Israel or abroad.
Which might help to explain why the soldiers look so amused.
This is actually a picture of the Russo-Georgian war not a Palestine-Israel conflict. The smirks of the Russian soldiers is a nice touch.
its fake, look down the arm and notice how quickly the skin shade changes
You’re right. It is indeed Photoshopped, and quite badly, at that.
That’s Bil’in, WB, baby! Man, I miss the West Bank.
Sink Gaza!
This is probably some rich bored-out-of-his/her-skull idiot who hasn’t anything better to do then go and piss off some Israeli soldiers. Try that with Hamas when they tell you to go away. Am Yisrael Chai!
love you, Sinisa!
In 5 years, when Iraq will likely be under Sharia (Muslim) law ….I wonder how many people there will long for the days of Saddam Hussein ?
this picture sucks and is one sided. what about all the innocent women and children murdered by the palestinians. or the palestinian women and children that are used as willing human sheilds?
poop on you
I agree. Women are pretty much screwed over there
You should really learn to spell before you start typing your propaganda.
hamas has killed 12 israeli citizens in total. wow that really is one sided to put this picture up
Nice to see what this site thinks of our Troops and our Allies.
GOOCH MUSCLE