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With the position the gun’s bent into, it’s more of a “don’t ask where it’s been and I won’t tell you.”
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ATTENTION! lol
Dang it. I should have gone with:
“Sgt. Johnson’s penis was SO LONG they tank crew could use it as a kickstand, and had don’t ask don’t tellers lined up for miles.”
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For future reference “Private Johnson” would have been better than Sgt.
ROFL! You’re SO right! Thanks!
Or Private First Class for the more discerning level of penis joke.
First!!!
“If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar. ”
As to the picture….. how on earth……?
I’d gladly change your dollar from your hand to my pocket.
…Jingle heimer asshole.
I think its the new and improved drawbridge-tank! Look at the chains holding it up, ready to release and ride across the road moat.
Is it just me, or did anyone else snicker because the tank is “Number Two”?
Number One, I have to go number two.
Make it so.
Bless you!!
This is what happens when you drive drunk…
yeah, they found the road allright….isn’t it amazing what you can see when you open your eyes?
Armored Division Yoga… and a penis kickstand joke all in one.
Interesting note: we lose more of our soldiers to what the military likes to call “non-combat accidents” than we do to enemy action. I’m just saying.
Mark from Portland, this is an Israeli Merkava tank.
It seems that this tank commander misunderstood what a “hull down” position was.
Well in most vehicles, keeping them rubber side down is the key. Maybe the guy got confused due to the lack of rubber?
Since the tank is a Merkava 2, I’ll give you that. Most Western MBTs have rubber pads on the track links as well as rubber tyres on the road wheels and idlers.
Sudden realisation that Merkavas don’t have rubber tyres on the idlers!
This is an Israely Defense Force Merkava Mk2 tank actually. As someone who served in IDF, we got lots of pictures just like these shown to us with a saying “don’t do this, watch where you are driving”.
Yeah, shoot the little palestinian shits throwing rocks at yer ONLY when driving your tank on a level surface!
No matter how good you drive guys, Hezbollah rockets are gonna knock you down!
This is an Israely Defense Force Merkava Mk2 tank in south Lebanon, August 2006
THere were probably no casualties from this incident. The Merkava is one of the safest tanks in the world, no matter which end is up. Its right up there with the Challenger 2.
Does anyone else see the cat just hanging out?
The cat did it !!! The tank swerved to avoid squashing the kitty, and ….whoooop !
Well, maybe not.
This always happened to me in Battlefield 1942, too…
HOW DO YOU FLIP A 32 TON WAR MACHINE?!?!
You drive it off a cliff.
….4 months later….
that will teach them to do wheelies