Comments on: Breaking News – In attempt to rescue world economy

By: Jawesome

Jawesome — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 13:02:41 +0000

Too true. I’ll start ignoring this post *now*

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 12:59:31 +0000

You’ll probably can get that info off his website, or Wikipedia. All that’s necessary is to care enough to spend 2 mins with a web browser, and since you care enough to make a comment here, you obviously do care that much.

By: Jawesome

Jawesome — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 12:29:56 +0000

That’s sad. People shouldn’t stalk presidents’ families/know/care that much.

By: anon.

anon. — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 21:30:50 +0000

The Phantom of the Opera–he’s there.

By: Anniee451

Anniee451 — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 05:12:29 +0000

What are you supposed to prove about an opinion anyway? It doesn’t even make sense. And don’t worry, they never “prove”anything either; they just later on claim they proved it and act like something happened that didn’t. Or make nonfalsifiable claims as though they’re true. Who knows; but sometimes there are good lols and smart or funny people wander in. I haven’t given up just yet

By: Jojo

Jojo — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 04:20:23 +0000

Maybe spend less time looking for “proof” and start looking for the “hope” and “change” you were promised.

By: Jojo

Jojo — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 04:19:33 +0000

Even better, disprove any of my opinions.

By: Jojo

Jojo — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 04:19:02 +0000

thank you.

By: fou-tan

fou-tan — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 16:25:31 +0000

Hey now
Hey now
Haiku, haiku all day

By: slan agat

slan agat — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 05:35:30 +0000

Fvcking idiot fact-starved WHARRGARBLE.

Come back when you can support your argument with even a single datum.

By: Anniee451

Anniee451 — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 05:34:36 +0000

Hehe – ok, ok – credit where it’s due. THAT was funny. All of it.

I honestly truly do have to go pay these fecking taxes now.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 05:26:25 +0000

I live in a van down by the river. I steal WiFi from the local library and keep my laptop hooked to an extension cord I have running to the nearest paid for home. The laptop, of course, I stole from a dead guy. I haven’t paid taxes since 1982, when my first of 18 welfare children was born. I have a sugar daddy who uses my youngest child’s name in order to get cable, and who hunts wild dingoes in the light of the harvest moon. I also have a cat.
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And I think you forgot how that movie ends. Vizzini dies, after wrapping himself in a logical maze out of which he could not escape. Since you lack the capacity for logic and/or coherent thought, why don’t you follow him as he shuffles off this mortal coil?

By: Anniee451

Anniee451 — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 05:21:42 +0000

That should read, “Truly you have a dizzying intellect.” Just wait till I get started, baby.

Alas, I don’t have time to play fetch with my Rover just now. Unlike you, I make money and actually have to PAY taxes; so I’m a bit tied up at the moment.

But tell me, when you first started squatting in that tenement you call a home (or did you luck out and get one of the good ones?), how long did it take to get the internetz connected? Did you have to use one of your kids’ names? Inquiring minds want to know. Linkie.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 05:10:18 +0000

The only poster I’ve followed lately is you, so…..I think you hit the nail on the head describing yourself as the filthiest poster.
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Truly, your wit is stunning. And only half there.

By: Anniee451

Anniee451 — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 04:44:34 +0000

The best you could come up with? Burger King? Older posts?

You know, without Fester’s skirts to hide behind, you suck at this.

By: Anniee451

Anniee451 — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 04:42:12 +0000

Don’t blame me; she’s the idiot who calls herself “Froufroo” and follows behind the filthiest posters like a dog. But I could think of worse things to call her if you like. I live to serve

By: froofrou

froofrou — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 04:28:51 +0000

It’s cute how you always lurk on older LOLs so that the posts are covered up in recents, and more people don’t see your stupidity. It speaks to your level of discourse that you can’t do it out in the open.
Between your ’shifts’ at the Burger King.

By: jedeyedesigns

jedeyedesigns — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 04:07:01 +0000

Directed by Kim Jong Il

By: Anniee451

Anniee451 — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 03:21:10 +0000

Well, that works out quite well, then – we’re all suitably amused. Cool. You can thank me later.

By: Anniee451

Anniee451 — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 03:18:56 +0000

Repeating me back to me doesn’t work, dahlin’. Sorry, but it’s the most ineffective insult of all – “I know you are but what am I?”

Nothing “went wrong” – I hand-fed you your latest series of insults and conversation shutdowns, that’s pretty much it. And you and your dog and pony show are running with it more than predictably. You don’t imagine you’re the first group of people I’ve hated but chosen to interact with, do you? Don’t flatter yourself, kid.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 02:13:37 +0000

Speaking of, where is Unc? I haven’t seen him lately.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 02:10:09 +0000

The combination of “I’m not on meds, I’m drunk” and the cutting insult of “poodledoggie” is going to keep me laughing for awhile. I’m so sorry Unc missed this, he would have loved it.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 02:08:02 +0000

I’m waiting for the “I’m rubber, you’re glue” combo breaker

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 02:06:28 +0000

*snickers* Poodledoggie, man what’s next, doodoohead? Boogerface? Oh how low we are brought when we drunk post.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 02:04:33 +0000

I have WAY better hair than a poodle!

By: froofrou

froofrou — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 02:04:08 +0000

She’s back on her “I’m better than you, so bow to me!” tangent.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 02:03:15 +0000

She can’t be laughing harder than I am. I mean, poodledoggie? Oh my god that’s hilarious.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 02:02:20 +0000

Poodledoggie? Are you serious? This is the best you can come up with? And you said I had the grade school insults? Wait, maybe it’s the booze talking. It probably regresses you.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 02:00:05 +0000

I like how you backpedal and say “I meant to do that” when something goes wrong for you. You’re like teh previously mentioned kitteh who doesn’t want anyone to know that her tumble down the stairs wasn’t intentional.
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Keep dancing, puppet.

By: Anniee451

Anniee451 — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 01:48:12 +0000

LOL

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 01:46:37 +0000

All in all you’re just another brick in the wall of text.

By: Anniee451

Anniee451 — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 01:46:30 +0000

God, are you stupid, poodledoggie. Every time I hand you sh*t you just walk right in, with your eyes wide open. Every. time.

Do you have any idea how amusing that is to me? No, obviously you don’t or you wouldn’t keep doing it. Or maybe you just can’t help yourself. Either way, don’t stop! (As if you could heh.)

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 01:45:04 +0000

I’m sooooo much meaner than Jane. I was thinking much nastier consequences for Anniee’s alcoholism.

By: Anniee451

Anniee451 — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 01:45:00 +0000

Good post, Jojo.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 01:38:31 +0000

Oh! You’re an alcoholic. Yeah, that’s way better. Don’t drive now darling. I’d had to miss your relevant and enlightened posts because you spent the night in the drunk tank.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 23:31:44 +0000

I’ve noticed a pattern with you, Anniee. You post for a bit as a rational, calm adult, then you turn into a foot-stomping child. A lot of the time you reference alcohol in with either the nice posts, or the rants. Here’s my theory: you’re a somewhat functional drunkard who gets mean when you drink too much. Having said that, I think you need to lay off the booze, let the DTs stop, and come back when your brain is working again, provided that you haven’t killed off too many brain cells with your binge drinking. ‘Kay?

By: Jojo

Jojo — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 23:24:31 +0000

Obama is a huge embarrassment to the American people. Regardless of your opinion he is that. When he was first elected I felt this great feeling of disappointment in my fellow countrymen, but now that I look around and see a collective “buyer’s remorse” I have hope that perhaps we won’t have to wait 4 years to ditch this no-talent, anti-American moron. Our mini-debate does nothing more than solidify my claim that Obama is an idiot. He is merely the figurehead of a confused, self righteous, unintelligent group of individuals who charmed the masses into following them with key words like hope and change. Now that hope and change are continuing to be absent from American society, and the man that promised it all is cheapening our image and blundering left and right (more left than right), they realize what an enormous mistake they made. Sure there are the few remaining blind followers but they will never change. They will defend Obama to their graves if they have to. Even when he becomes a full-fledged socialist progressive (if he isn’t already) and starts establishing socialist policies, they will still follow him. The motto “God damn America” is held close to their hearts as they allow the sheep’s wool to be placed over their eyes and their freedoms and liberties are removed. Obama is the worst thing to ever happen to this nation. Anyone who doesn’t see that needs to wake up. I pity the idiotic Obama followers that will reply to this with baseless and ignorant challenges to my opinion. They have every right to be ignorant. I know it probably irks them a bit to see their beloved savior being called worthless and full of shit, but they can’t live in fantasy land forever.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 23:22:45 +0000

But of course! Your tax dollars at work!

By: joe

joe — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 23:14:12 +0000

I dont see them do much else

By: pittypat

pittypat — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 21:44:54 +0000

[fun sort of related link]

By: Anniee451

Anniee451 — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 21:14:11 +0000

Wow, what an *original* insult! Not. That one’s been around since I was a kid; nice going, moron.

Anyway, it was last night, not “today” and it’s called booze. Very relaxing; you should try it sometime. Might take the stick out of your ass for you.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 20:47:59 +0000

She just off her meds today. Maybe the good nurse will bring them to her at dinner.

By: Anniee451

Anniee451 — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 20:28:45 +0000

Then so are all the rest of the people who think it’s idiotically retarded to start making charges of “war crimes.” SOME people believe that nonsense, as you said yourself, and others most assuredly do not. You’re not going to find many military people who buy that one, either. Most of them will laugh at you. So why is it that YOU think it was necessary to change the name from “enemy combatants”? When will you understand that applying conventions where they simply don’t apply is stupid?

Oh, right. Never.

By: Anniee451

Anniee451 — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 20:25:31 +0000

First of all, that’s all anyone can DO online, dipsh*t. Unless you want to cross the line into stalking, that is, and I wouldn’t bother.

Second of all, how dumb is it, when my profile is public, to say I don’t “have friends” online (or IRL, which you have obviously no way of knowing)? I mean, seriously, Rho, that’s just really, demonstrably DUMB.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 19:34:17 +0000

I am starting to wonder. If she hates or finds us that beneath her, why come back? You can enjoy the lolz without wallowing with the masses. Something is broken.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 19:30:08 +0000

And yet she keeps coming back and engaging in conversation with us. Thou doth protest too much?

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 19:28:36 +0000

They’d have to be imaginary since she just went Glenn Close crazy on one of the few posters here who has similar viewpoints to her.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 18:38:23 +0000

Duly noted, I will make sure funding is available to you and your colleagues for additional training and resources.

By: the_original_shortright

the_original_shortright — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 18:15:44 +0000

*writes on notepad to contact the strippers at the truck stop and learn how to make the boobie-tassles spin in opposite directions*
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president nexus, sir… it’s inevitable that there will be some rather large press snafu’s during your administration so i need to brush up on the higher level boob distraction skills in order to maintain your popularity levels.

By: the_original_shortright

the_original_shortright — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 18:12:48 +0000

if we’re going with the “happy ending optional” model of masseuse, can someone please enroll rob pattinson into a massage school and buy him body wash (so pretty but needs a shower… badly)?