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Breaking News – In attempt to rescue world economy, the leaders decided to stage a musical production!
(Angela Merkel, Joachim Sauer, Michelle Obama, Barack Obama, Nicolas Sarkozy and Carla Bruni-Sarkozy)
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Puttin’ on the Ritz…
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LOL!
Win!
ONE… Singular sensation….
One smile and suddenly nobody else will do
You know you’ll never be lonely with you-know-who …
Why? Is Rome burning yet?
Will an earthquake do?
Anything to clean out that rat’s nest in Washington. Anyone for a new political party?
Is Michelle wearing stiletto heels or is she really that tall? Never noticed before because I give politics about as much attention as I do to my morning dump.
Considering the extent to which Michelle’s height has anything to do with politics, you probably pay more attention to your morning dump. (Well,
*hopefully* you do!)
She is almost as tall as her husband in every photograph I have seen of them together and I don’t believe that she was wearing heels every time.
Barack Obama is 6′ 1 1/2″ (1.87M) tall, and Michelle Obama
is 5′ 10 3/4″ (1.8M) tall, so she is 2 3/4″ (7cm) shorter than he.
This must be a production of “Once Upon a Mattress,” starring Angela Merkel. Those are nice pajamas.
“Jazz hands everyone!!! Jazz hands!!!”
“I’m SHYYYYY!!!”
NOT
*bangs head against concrete wall*
AGAIN!
*bangs head against concrete wall*
NOT
*bangs head against concrete wall*
AGAIN!
*bangs head against concrete wall*
Another LOLbama… Kill meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
*kills Spirit of LOL past
Ok, there you go….NEXT?
Too bad that had to happen but if he banged his head into that concrete wall a few more times he’d become a Republican.
If he’dve gone on Oxycontin for the pain, he could’ve been a neo-conservative radio talk-show host!!!
…but he would have to continue the head banging, to maintain the mentality.
That’s untrue. There are plenty of perfectly rational Republicans out there.
Every bell curve has outliers. Just look at these guys!
Link
How is this a LOLbama? He simply happens to be in the picture? Obsess much?
One might find that the best way to avoid seeing Obama pictures might involve avoiding a website that uses political photos with a heavy skew toward U.S. politics…
Nah–Too obvious.
Liberal US Politics*
OK.
Angela Merkel seems to be the star here. You got a problem with her?
They must make for a fun table at the local Red Lobster: the notoriously humorless Germans, the cranky yet arrogant diminutive Frenchman and his attractive, artistic, yet aloof wife, and the Obamas whom the peoples of France and Germany love more they love their own leaders.
I smell a sitcom… Or a reality show.
Well, *technically* Carla Bruni is Italian. And Merkel and her chemistry professor husband do seem to be enjoying themselves, so…
Sorry, obligatory smartassery – somebody has to do it. Do you think the PunditKitchen World Leaders Musical is going to be more successful than High School Musical? Avenue Q? Spamalot?
….and STILL more talented than the Jonas Brothers!
My dog is more talented than the Jonas Brothers.
BWAHAAHAAHAA!!!!
And two tables over, Dubya looks on forlornly, tears in his eyes. “Maybe if I gave Angie another backrub…”
With a penis…
Give her the old Superman treatment?
Ew. I just skeeved myself out.
Sadly yes. Obama is nothing more than a celebrity over there in Europe. I just wish we had someone with a strong sense of leadership there instead of a rookie senator with less than two years of political experience. They love him, but they also love Bono.
For what it’s worth, the fickle overseas sycophant squad is already disillusioned with The One. LINKIE
President pantywaist indeed LOL
So you’ve got a column from one crabbit, name-calling, tory?
Unequivocal proof that everyone over here is sick of him…
I thought they said leaders. The ever subservient Obama’s are anything but leaders.
Pluralization fail.
Among other failures, yes.
Hey, I resemble that remark… I didn’t realize what kind of meeting this was, I just heard about free food. T_T
I’ll get back to you, you. I’m busy haikuing.
Awwww…
Mmmmwwwahhhh!
Yay. ^_^
Hey now
Hey now
Haiku, haiku all day
Bowing to Saudi king fail. Geez do you really think Obama has any balls? He spent the entire trip in Europe kissing ass and insulting America. What a douche.
He’s got enough balls to hand the Republicans their asses several times now, so I guess that’s a yes.
It is good that instead of proving me wrong you nit-pick my grammatical errors. I take that as agreement of my original comment!
Its good to know that other people share my view of the Obamas. (There, ya happy?)
What’s’amatter… still butt-hurt over Obama showing respect to his fellow world leaders? I guess the American president is supposed to pistol whip the first person he comes across whenever he enters the room, just to set the tone…
So you’re saying I need to get elected.
You’ve got my vote, but I call dibs on being SecDef.
Done… Let the shady deals commence.
We do need to make sure to be bipartisan. Where do you think we should place Froofrou and Eds?
As for my first policy, we need to melt down the pirate bases to beaded glass, as well as other irritants. It will be Operation Glassblower and I will feel extra clever about myself.
In keeping with my pistol whipping strategy, I plan to rename my cabinet into the Liquor Cabinet. Assigning beverage names will come later.
Froofrou for SecState, obviously, and Eds… can be Secretary of Keepin’ it Real!
I can definitely see Froofrou issuing policy across the globe with a 2×4. Eds will keep us out of too many scandals.
Make Eds Chief of Staff.
Good point, Jane will be better scandal management with her low cut outfits.
The People’s Breasts get all the love.
As long as you don’t get your dry cleaning on the news. I need you maintaining my scandals, not making new ones.
Yes sir, whatever I can do to please, sir.
*gets a shiver up spine*
Excellent. Keep the press busy… I need to… um.. Go pray. Yes, that’s it.
Hell, the People’s Breasts get their own chief of staff.
Oooo, I like that idea!
You volunteering cuz that would be hot, I mean, helpful.
*adjusts tie and looks around*
Well if you aren’t the President of the United Sates of Love …
I have to take care of my staff.
It’ll be a sad day when it flies half-mast …
Badumching…
Frou? Sex State? Uh huh, that works.
Eds? Kir? Mmmm, kir …
DWN, I think I’m the clear choice for your Attorney General. Just a thought…
I can dig it. I would say we need to have a meeting where you bring extra lip gloss but I am trying to limit the number of scandals I have per day.
Gloss gums up the zipper …
I would make sure to be properly polished.
Can I be your Press Secretary?
“No, President Nexus did NOT promise a Wanging to only the rich. It is President Nexus’ belief that a good Wanging should be for those truly in need of it. Next Question!
You’re hired. Somebody has to manage my scandals. I do believe that Wangings should be equal opportunity. We can’t just wang the rich, the poor need wanging more than ever!
only if i can help. i actually went to school for that sort of marketing double speak. plus i’m mildly republican so i’d be a good demographic to help in his bipartisanshipness. and yes, i did just make up that word.
Hurrah for bipartisanshipnessousosity!
You can be one of her chiefs of staff. Two boobs, two chiefs…
i have 2 of my own though… get to hiring me some people too!
Ah but she is press secretary so unless you plan to distract the media with your cleavage, you’re on your own. Besides, if we call you a chief of staff for boobs, you are getting nearly free money. Let’s not bankrupt the US.
Besides, they are the People’s Breasts, they are more important than average breasts, da?
They at least require special consideration for their ample use. I would not call them more important but they have more thrust upon them… More than once.
“unless you plan to distract the media with your cleavage”
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i’ll go back to the doc and have him put in the ones i was born with. going from a ddd to a c lowers my chances of distracting with the boobs.
*calls doc to put ‘em back in*
Oooooo, those are bigger than mine! If you do that you’ll have to take over the People’s Breasts. The State demands the most qualified candidate for the job.
Ya know, I think there is room for 3 Press Secretaries so the Press has a variety of cleavage to be distracted by. Ooooh, I like that. I can have more scandals that way!
If the Original Shortright gets re-implantation, she should then be issued the massage therapist of her choice, to help support all of that amplitudinous-ness!
*agrees with viking gal*
they were removed due to the back issues…
Of course each massage comes with the ‘happy ending’ option of the massage-ee’s choice! if only to keep the secretary of scandal busy!
Which is what I have press secretaries for, so she would be giving herself more work. Fair enough.
if we’re going with the “happy ending optional” model of masseuse, can someone please enroll rob pattinson into a massage school and buy him body wash (so pretty but needs a shower… badly)?
But of course! Your tax dollars at work!
With my Evil Botanical Lab, I would make a great Secretary
of Homeland Insecurity.
Done, I like the idea of botanical poisons to take out some of my lesser enemies, greater enemies, and people who are annoying.
Poisons are great fun, but must be treated carefully…
*remembers Maxwell Silverhammer incident*
Very true, which is why you’re in charge.
*sniffles* I miss Max…
We all do and I still wondering where the hell he went off to, besides Rhorho’s lab…
And I nominate myself for Health and Human Services. I’ve got plenty of chicken soup and lullabies for the sick ones, and chocolate cookies (with white chocolate chips!) for when you’re feeling better.
The only downside is that you’ll all have to take turns taking out my trash.
That could work though I see an interesting issue with having tax payers come in randomly to take out your garbage. Might be a security risk…
Oh, no! Every trash gatherer must be approved in advance by Rho, having gone through the extra special screening procedure!
Sounds good and she knows where all the good compost heaps are for those who prove too risky.
“If he’s for President, I’m for Vice!”
Vice President will be decided in a mud wrestling contest and lip suppleness… I mean, policy and um, intelligence.
Not tequila party atmosphere, but you’ve got my absinthe vote.
That doesn’t even scotch the surface of the potential for liquor puns.
All I know is it’s going to take a good liquor to keep the
presidential zipper clean.
As President Nexus’ Press Secretary I’d prefer if you not brandy about the sexual innuendos so much. It makes my job harder.
In bed, office, desk, and other flat surfaces…
P.S. Combo Breaker!
Spin doctors always get so wine-y …
Rats! Foiled agin!
I think we need more members on this Cabernet.
Yes but no zinfandels!
Death to the zinfandels!
I think this calls for the use of logic and Riesling.
And Bridget Bordeaux.
Respect? Um, you don’t read the papers much, do you?
Pipe down, D, we’re trying to form a cabinet here.
Some people have no respect for the political process. Next thing you know he’ll start trying to block the nominees.
No C0ckblocking D!
He’s kind of a douche that way. Sorry, Mr. President, but you should be prepared.
Fine, have his history dug up and make something up about a goat and his indiscretion. He needs to deny goat sex on camera. Doesn’t matter what the truth is if the public hears goat sex come out of his mouth.
*ahem*
Ladies and Gentlemen of the press, I come to you today with a very important statement. Despite his allegations that President Nexus’ current cabinet picks are unsuitable for their roles, something along the lines of them having no experience I’d have to say that’s not what his mom said last night. Also, we should bear in mind Dhoti’s own lack of experience. The goat claimed Dhoti had all the finesse of a teenager on prom night, and I tend to believe it. That is all.
*temples fingers together in office*
Excellent…
*stands next to and slightly behind jane with a blouse unbuttoned far lower than should be appropriate*
*is very distracted by the press release. Catches self before noticed and goes to take a shower*
*writes on notepad to contact the strippers at the truck stop and learn how to make the boobie-tassles spin in opposite directions*
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president nexus, sir… it’s inevitable that there will be some rather large press snafu’s during your administration so i need to brush up on the higher level boob distraction skills in order to maintain your popularity levels.
Duly noted, I will make sure funding is available to you and your colleagues for additional training and resources.
*gives DWN some well-done photoshops of Dhoti
in Miss Bo Peep outfit, doing something rather
bizarre with shepherd’s hook*
High on a hill was a lonely Dhoti
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Loud was the voice of the lonely Dhoti
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
[fun sort of related link]
Sorry, I must have skipped right over that pathetic little thread. Still, it’s more substantial than the usual even-handed “discussions” on here.
Funny, that’s just what the goat said about your performance last night.
And he’s joined the PLT party*
Did the goat tell him yet that the condom broke?
She’s expecting a ghotee…
*(pathetic little thread)
Just responding to your comment, that’s all. Feel free to go back to the issues.
*overhears Dhoti across the playground muttering that he didn’t want to be on any stupid dodge ball team anyway*
*ahem*
Ladies and Gentlemen of the press, I am saddened to report an update on the Dhoti/Goat Sex Scandal. It seems Dhoti has refused to pay child support. In his statement he said, “That’s not my kid!” although he has continued to refuse the goat’s reasonable demand for a paternity test. President Nexus is issuing his statement of deep concern for the goat and is promising to look into harsher sentences for goat sex related crimes. Thank you, no more questions.
Dhoti, check out the last “In My World” on imao.us for the most hilarious “coverage” of all this. And don’t worry about the morons here; they aren’t even worth your intelligence, much less your time.
…what that brat down the street used to say to herself after we rejected her…
(Soon after, her mother would call our mothers and we would have to play with her again. *sigh*)
And yet she keeps coming back and engaging in conversation with us. Thou doth protest too much?
I am starting to wonder. If she hates or finds us that beneath her, why come back? You can enjoy the lolz without wallowing with the masses. Something is broken.
He showed respect to the queen by shaking her hand. He showed subservience to the Saudi king by bowing to him. They are two political leaders on an equal level. Obama was not required to bow to him. He did it because he was making a statement. That America is weaker than Islam. (Saudi Arabia is considered the religious capital of Islam) He made a really crappy attempt at healing foreign relations with those countries in the middle east but seeings as my dog has more experience than Barack, he obviously screwed it up. He should have sent him some DVDs. Haha!
But maybe some that are from the proper region, so the guy could actually play them.
Oh PUHLEASE! And they showed their respect by having Michelle paw all over the queen when in fact she wasn’t supposed to touch her AT ALL? And giving her an iPod? Are you KIDDING?
He fellated the Saudi and insulted the queen and the PM in weeks. Don’t sugar-coat it, you freaking sycophant.
Go to imao.us and go to the last “In My World” entry, ok? (I would but I can’t here on this computer.) And then come back to me and tell me that BS again. You MORON.
You are blind, stupid and a waste of skin. The Queen touched Michelle first, that is extensively documented. That “not supposed to touch her at all” shit is mythology created by people looking for a reason to hate the Obamas, people like you who have nothing left to their sorry-assed selves BUT hate. And since you obviously haven’t been paying attention, the iPod had music on it HRM likes, and was a companion gift to a songbook autographed by Richard Rogers. That’s the Broadway composer, not the Mr. Rogers you cry yourself to sleep at night for missing on TV.
Go peddle your misinformation to people who are dead stupid enough to actually give a shyte what you say.
Don’t make her mad, Slan. She’ll send her army of imaginary
friends over to make faces at you!
They’d have to be imaginary since she just went Glenn Close crazy on one of the few posters here who has similar viewpoints to her.
First of all, that’s all anyone can DO online, dipsh*t. Unless you want to cross the line into stalking, that is, and I wouldn’t bother.
Second of all, how dumb is it, when my profile is public, to say I don’t “have friends” online (or IRL, which you have obviously no way of knowing)? I mean, seriously, Rho, that’s just really, demonstrably DUMB.
Anniee, you’re either delusional or a liar. Which is it?
Can it be both?
Then so are all the rest of the people who think it’s idiotically retarded to start making charges of “war crimes.” SOME people believe that nonsense, as you said yourself, and others most assuredly do not. You’re not going to find many military people who buy that one, either. Most of them will laugh at you. So why is it that YOU think it was necessary to change the name from “enemy combatants”? When will you understand that applying conventions where they simply don’t apply is stupid?
Oh, right. Never.
She just off her meds today. Maybe the good nurse will bring them to her at dinner.
Wow, what an *original* insult! Not. That one’s been around since I was a kid; nice going, moron.
Anyway, it was last night, not “today” and it’s called booze. Very relaxing; you should try it sometime. Might take the stick out of your ass for you.
I’ve noticed a pattern with you, Anniee. You post for a bit as a rational, calm adult, then you turn into a foot-stomping child. A lot of the time you reference alcohol in with either the nice posts, or the rants. Here’s my theory: you’re a somewhat functional drunkard who gets mean when you drink too much. Having said that, I think you need to lay off the booze, let the DTs stop, and come back when your brain is working again, provided that you haven’t killed off too many brain cells with your binge drinking. ‘Kay?
God, are you stupid, poodledoggie. Every time I hand you sh*t you just walk right in, with your eyes wide open. Every. time.
Do you have any idea how amusing that is to me? No, obviously you don’t or you wouldn’t keep doing it. Or maybe you just can’t help yourself. Either way, don’t stop! (As if you could heh.)
I like how you backpedal and say “I meant to do that” when something goes wrong for you. You’re like teh previously mentioned kitteh who doesn’t want anyone to know that her tumble down the stairs wasn’t intentional.
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Keep dancing, puppet.
She can’t be laughing harder than I am. I mean, poodledoggie? Oh my god that’s hilarious.
I have WAY better hair than a poodle!
Repeating me back to me doesn’t work, dahlin’. Sorry, but it’s the most ineffective insult of all – “I know you are but what am I?”
Nothing “went wrong” – I hand-fed you your latest series of insults and conversation shutdowns, that’s pretty much it. And you and your dog and pony show are running with it more than predictably. You don’t imagine you’re the first group of people I’ve hated but chosen to interact with, do you? Don’t flatter yourself, kid.
It’s cute how you always lurk on older LOLs so that the posts are covered up in recents, and more people don’t see your stupidity. It speaks to your level of discourse that you can’t do it out in the open.
Between your ’shifts’ at the Burger King.
The best you could come up with? Burger King? Older posts?
You know, without Fester’s skirts to hide behind, you suck at this.
Poodledoggie? Are you serious? This is the best you can come up with? And you said I had the grade school insults? Wait, maybe it’s the booze talking. It probably regresses you.
She’s back on her “I’m better than you, so bow to me!” tangent.
*snickers* Poodledoggie, man what’s next, doodoohead? Boogerface? Oh how low we are brought when we drunk post.
I’m waiting for the “I’m rubber, you’re glue” combo breaker
The combination of “I’m not on meds, I’m drunk” and the cutting insult of “poodledoggie” is going to keep me laughing for awhile. I’m so sorry Unc missed this, he would have loved it.
Speaking of, where is Unc? I haven’t seen him lately.
Well, that works out quite well, then – we’re all suitably amused. Cool. You can thank me later.
Don’t blame me; she’s the idiot who calls herself “Froufroo” and follows behind the filthiest posters like a dog. But I could think of worse things to call her if you like. I live to serve
The only poster I’ve followed lately is you, so…..I think you hit the nail on the head describing yourself as the filthiest poster.
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Truly, your wit is stunning. And only half there.
That should read, “Truly you have a dizzying intellect.” Just wait till I get started, baby.
Alas, I don’t have time to play fetch with my Rover just now. Unlike you, I make money and actually have to PAY taxes; so I’m a bit tied up at the moment.
But tell me, when you first started squatting in that tenement you call a home (or did you luck out and get one of the good ones?), how long did it take to get the internetz connected? Did you have to use one of your kids’ names? Inquiring minds want to know. Linkie.
I live in a van down by the river. I steal WiFi from the local library and keep my laptop hooked to an extension cord I have running to the nearest paid for home. The laptop, of course, I stole from a dead guy. I haven’t paid taxes since 1982, when my first of 18 welfare children was born. I have a sugar daddy who uses my youngest child’s name in order to get cable, and who hunts wild dingoes in the light of the harvest moon. I also have a cat.
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And I think you forgot how that movie ends. Vizzini dies, after wrapping himself in a logical maze out of which he could not escape. Since you lack the capacity for logic and/or coherent thought, why don’t you follow him as he shuffles off this mortal coil?
Hehe – ok, ok – credit where it’s due. THAT was funny. All of it.
I honestly truly do have to go pay these fecking taxes now.
Oh! You’re an alcoholic. Yeah, that’s way better. Don’t drive now darling. I’d had to miss your relevant and enlightened posts because you spent the night in the drunk tank.
I’m sooooo much meaner than Jane. I was thinking much nastier consequences for Anniee’s alcoholism.
LOL
Obama is a huge embarrassment to the American people. Regardless of your opinion he is that. When he was first elected I felt this great feeling of disappointment in my fellow countrymen, but now that I look around and see a collective “buyer’s remorse” I have hope that perhaps we won’t have to wait 4 years to ditch this no-talent, anti-American moron. Our mini-debate does nothing more than solidify my claim that Obama is an idiot. He is merely the figurehead of a confused, self righteous, unintelligent group of individuals who charmed the masses into following them with key words like hope and change. Now that hope and change are continuing to be absent from American society, and the man that promised it all is cheapening our image and blundering left and right (more left than right), they realize what an enormous mistake they made. Sure there are the few remaining blind followers but they will never change. They will defend Obama to their graves if they have to. Even when he becomes a full-fledged socialist progressive (if he isn’t already) and starts establishing socialist policies, they will still follow him. The motto “God damn America” is held close to their hearts as they allow the sheep’s wool to be placed over their eyes and their freedoms and liberties are removed. Obama is the worst thing to ever happen to this nation. Anyone who doesn’t see that needs to wake up. I pity the idiotic Obama followers that will reply to this with baseless and ignorant challenges to my opinion. They have every right to be ignorant. I know it probably irks them a bit to see their beloved savior being called worthless and full of shit, but they can’t live in fantasy land forever.
Good post, Jojo.
thank you.
All in all you’re just another brick in the wall of text.
Fvcking idiot fact-starved WHARRGARBLE.
Come back when you can support your argument with even a single datum.
Even better, disprove any of my opinions.
Maybe spend less time looking for “proof” and start looking for the “hope” and “change” you were promised.
What are you supposed to prove about an opinion anyway? It doesn’t even make sense. And don’t worry, they never “prove”anything either; they just later on claim they proved it and act like something happened that didn’t. Or make nonfalsifiable claims as though they’re true. Who knows; but sometimes there are good lols and smart or funny people wander in. I haven’t given up just yet
At least its gonna be better then HSM
Short Angela Merkel is short.
I do have to say Carla Bruni-Sarkozy is very attractive. Especially some other photos of hers that I “stumbled” across.
Un-tiss un-tiss un-tiss.
Let me guess – Prop 8, the Musical!? Heh. Yeah, whatever.
Not a bad one; the last three have actually been fairly decent, which is probably why they have gotten practically no responses. Overpopulation by assholes here, would be my guess.
Door’s that way. —>
I dont see them do much else
Directed by Kim Jong Il
The Phantom of the Opera–he’s there.