due to the current economic recession
due to the current economic recession superman was forced to sell the fortress of solitude to the highest bidder
(Barack Obama)
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First.
ur lame.
The male bowerbird decorates an area on the ground by building a structure, usually out of sticks or grass, and decorating it with related objects, such as surrounding it with pink petals and pink feathers, in mate attraction attempts. Each species, even each bird, has his own style of bower-making and decoration.
So, a guy who tries to attract the ladies by being a great interior decorator? Hmmmmm…
The bird-of-paradise attracts mates by dancing and displaying colorful physical a attributes, such as plumes and colored hoods.
Sounds like us.
Most of the males of the animal kingdom are prettier than their female counterparts. And, from what I understand, it is usally the males competing for the female’s attentention.
I think we humans have got it backwards. Now how many of you men volunteer to wear the highheels and makeup? Hehehehe
Wangnan would oppose this, he just plunders what he needs. As for myself, I got lucky and the women in my life chased after me instead of the usual.
I forgot how the old saying goes, but it’s something like
“A woman chases a man until he thinks he has caught her.”
Hmm, I am either very lucky or very screwed… Time will tell.
I was lucky to find a pretty girl with low standards.
Sounds like me though I would add crazy in describing Lynn.
So is Wangnan the new official leader of the anti-nazi brigade?
Sounds good to me. Wangnan SMASH!!! Wangnan molest! Wangnan need Love too!
Yeah, I realized it wasn’t a very good analogy.
For example, the male Adelie penguin takes a pebble to a potential mate–a plain pebble like you might find in your driveway. The quality of the pebble determines if she stays with him. How many females (now, this is just a humorous “generalization!) would really feel flattered by a male who gave a ring set with a gray rock?
Actually the analogy is very solid, you’re just being too literal. The penguin attracts it mate with an acceptable trinket. Sounds like a wedding proposal to me. Human males are known to bring a trinket in the form of a shiny stone to a potential mate. If she finds the trinket acceptable, it increases his chances of success with her.
Pretty damn close to how we are before you bring in the complexity of human emotion and even then, it isn’t that far off. Give yourself more credit for the analogy.
Well, this one’s nice.
PK ate my link…again. *is sad*
Link? Please?
I like it.
I’ve always liked moonstone.
With birds, “prettier” is a human perception. Usually “prettier” means “brighter colored.” The male Cardinal is brighter, because part of his job is to distract predators away from the nest where his better camouflaged mate is brooding. In short, he’s brightly colored because he’s expendable.
Conversely, doves, who mate for life, show no great difference in plume coloration. Both parents care for the young together.
Yay expendable… XD
For some reason, I’m thinking about Black Widow spiders now…
Not too much of a stretch.
You racist…
LOL!! Did you see the “racism” discussion on the HIGH CHURCH OFFICIALS LOL? Not too many people probably saw it, because it happened after the LOL was older, but if you go to that LOL, the posts between “April” (a sock) and froo, slan and me are hilarious*!
*hilarious in a Theatre of the Absurd sort of way
I started it but then lost interest. Now she’s post stalking me.
I think that sock will be scrapped soon, if it hasn’t been already. Until the author creates a new sock, you won’t likely have a problem.
Late replying (I had a free afternoon yesterday before my night job due to good friday & a half day off & spent it being Absolutely Lazy lying around watching G4 with my guy — awesome!) but, yeah, I did see that discussion…WOW. I was actually referring back to the earlier thing, though — remember on some thread there was actually a discussion of whether saying that black and red dress Michelle Obama wore one time was kinda black-widow looking was racist?
Oh–DUH! I had forgotten all about that thread!
Now, if I could only remember where I put that bottle of Ginkgo biloba…
The females eat the males after mating. A lot to pay for sex. LMAO…
Male Cardinals are expendable? Tell that to Albert Pujols, dammit!!
In human males, the “display” isn’t bright colors and brilliant plumage (except, maybe, in the latino community
), but material wealth: cars, boats, houses, what have you. Still though, I’d try what you suggest if it would increase the odds of getting my Fun Stuff gargled…
Fun Stuff gargled… What, are you made of mouth wash?
You must admit, gargling is probably the most accurate description of the audio of the act, without getting needlessly graphic!
This is retarded.
Is that German for AWESOME!? If so, it has a completely different meaning in English. . . make sure you never complement a woman’s cooking if you visit America.
I’m fairly certain LOLs aren’t subject to the same kind of standards as the mentally retarded, so your adjective does not apply. “Funny” or “not funny” would do nicely.
“Kneel before Zod!”
Alright, but I’m NOT opening my mouth.
*snickers and pinches Wholesome’s nose closed*
DAMN IT!
*tickles rhorho long enough to let Wholesome escape and then runs like hell*
DAMN IT! *shakes fist at the escaping guys*
*orders supplies from Acme Online for next time*
Hope Everyone has a great Easter Weekend!!! I’m off to my mom’s for a vacation…see you all next week!!!!
Have fun MG!
Yeah, have a great weekend! (I hope your mom’s easier to deal with than mine…)
Ditto
You’ve met his mom?
Diss is a woman…
I never remember who’s a what around here. Uncle Fester’s got womanly parts though, right?
Sorry Diss.
No prob.
I’m a dude…in case the male first name “Eric” wasn’t enough of a clue.
Uncle Fester is a dude if I recall correctly.
I was kidding with that one.
I lack caffeine so I blame my stupidity on that.
I think you can bet safely that floral avatars are going to skew feminine…
How do you even get those? I don’t even like my silly little pattern one.
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Thanks! I’m all set up now.
Oh, and Eric-in-STL will now be known as greatonestl. Thank you.
But I wantz to calls you Eric still.
@Eric, aka greatonestl:
Next time you post, click on the underlined link above the “your comment” field. The three boxes will reappear, and you can be our Eric again.
That’s assuming you don’t want to face Jane’s and my wrath. We have minions, you know…
I think Fester has copped to keeping some in a jar of formaldehyde, ekshually…
No
One
Ever
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Anything!
Have fun with all the other idols of children’s fairy tales. Say “hi” to the Brothers Grimm for us.
LOLZIRFIRST,UCNTSAYIWASNT,CASUEIWAS,NOWIGOPLAYWoWKAY!?
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Goes to the highest bidder? Where have I heard this befo – OMFG, SUPERMAN IS BLAGOJEVICH?!?!