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I saw this one chick on Match.com who was so fat she had to post two profiles!!!
lol
my god. It’s called ‘mySpace face’, a phenomenon similar to ‘40 yd fake’ where a woman’s afce is really really ridiculously god-looking, and then her body is shaped like a ribbed condom filled with cottage cheese.
*disclaimer: this statement does not imply in any way that the commenter is in any way, shape or form better than girls with MySpace Face, 40 yr Fake or Butterface disorder. All bitchy riled-up responses shall be forwarded to the offenders.*
Dude is a behmoth! Is he even human? Where is this, anyway?
I think he might be one of the early Spartans.
Or just a small punk.
It’s Darth Vader vs Sonic the Hedgehog!
god wtf I fail
I meant Knuckles, with the red hair
THIS. IS. THE FINANCIAL DISTRICT!
Montreal. A rally against police brutality.
I don’t remember seeing this one when I voted. Awesome.
I liked it and the one that read:
Punk: You know your shield’s upside down right?
Cop: You know that bandana doesn’t match your outfit right?
Hmm, I saw a variation of that but I didn’t see that exact one.
I probably got it wrong.
No worries, you’re forgiven.
I love how the Punk is wearing a face mask… yeah, with that haircut, you pretty much make it easy to identify you, even at a crowded concert.
Yep, dude on the left’s disguise is WAAY better!
There is never accounting for intelligence…
The mask is used to keep dust/other people’s sweat and blood out of your nose/mouth.
The masks aren’t used as disguises at concerts, so I’d assume he has it on for the same reason here.
Ah, that explains it. Thanks for the clarification. I hadn’t thought of that.
I thought he was going to rob a train.
Hell Hath No Fury Must Stop Making Comments On This! GAWD PLS!!!
Why would you want to keep other people’s blood out of your mouth?
Syphilis.
Can someone explain to me how spending more than 10 seconds, let alone 10-60 minutes, on your hair is punk rock?
Dunno man. Ask the British, I didn’t do it.
Format is inappropriate, but the caption is hilarious
obviously ‘likes going to riots’ was a high preference for both.
“finds mysterious masked men attractive” must have been another deep compatibility match as well.
“Are you Joe4321?” “Yeah, are you Bob5467?” “Yeah… um… I don’t think this is going to work out…”
Great costumes!!
OH I get it – Pairing a up a white dude with a black one. Rofl
You didn’t get it…wanna try again?
No, I’m pretty sure I got it.
You are wrong…
It’s really not that important… but it bothers me that the police chappy is holding his shield upsidedown…
It’s not upside down because he is holding it wrong, his arm is just hooked. If he extended his arm straight down it would read Police right-side up.
You wonder if the spikey haired dood is thinking “Man I should have just stayed in bed, cause again I got the big black man who looks more badass then I ever will”
“Excuse me, Mr. Ociffer, I was kidnapped by Sid Vicious and can’t find my way home”
Yay! Picture took in Montreal, Canada! It was from the “Police = Fail” manifestation 10 days ago.
Somewhere, a little punk kid is back saying, “Don’t do it Dad! He’s Bigger than you!!!”
Hi, Death! I almost missed you while I was gone.
No worries, I hear they have medication to handle the symptoms of missing people. Or you could get a better scope and make the shot next time.
Nice.
I credit Family Guy.
Could have had a much funnier caption.
fer instance?
Is match.com better than eharmony?
I get sex at home, so I wouldn’t know.
It depends on how morally opposed you are to the idea that eharmony won’t match couples of different races or religions.
Where did you find this? Seriously, I’m curious.
If she cited it, you wouldn’t know the difference. You wouldn’t know a cite if it reached up and bit you in the knee.
It’s hard to search for a link to this because eharmony’s controversy of not allowing homosexual matches are all you find (link, although I should note that they have since changed their stance on the issue). However, eharmony itself declares that you are not allowed to find your own matches and instead that you must go through their questionnaire and they make the match for you trying to find someone as close to their values and lifestyle as possible, i.e. race and religion. It’s nearly impossible to provide proof since eharmony reserves the right to deny a person based on their questionnaire. In my research it seems that many applicants have been denied for either no reason, or the reasons given are not actually consistent with their answers.
This is all besides the point, however. The poster I responded to asked if one matchmaking service was better than the other. Proven or not eharmony has been under controversy. I merely said that it depends on your moral views as it relates to the controversy. In my opinion, the burden of proof is not on me to prove that eharmony does NOT match interracial or interreligious couples but on eharmony to prove that they DO, if they want my business. Especially since they take the choice out of my hands. It is also a moral issue to me, that the creator of eharmony has such strong ties to Focus on the Family and other conservative Christian groups and goes out of his way to keep that information from the website, commercials, and other media that the casual user would have access. I don’t like to feel like I’ve been suckered into supporting something that I am against.
Again, the original question was, is match.com better than eharmony? My answer remains the same as I originally stated (if less succinct). That depends on your moral viewpoint.
Or that if you say anything remotely leading them to the idea that you are agnostic or atheist, they flat out deny you.
A white woman from my wife’s work married a black man she was matched with on eharmony. They are both extremely religious Christians.
The extremely religious part makes me twitch but I am glad it worked out them.
*worked out for them
Bloody hell, I am getting annoyed with these typos.
Hm… You seem familiar… From another site maybe…
I know people who have had success with each, and I know people who have had bad experiences with each. Guess it depends?
Nice. This was taken at an “anti-police brutality” protest in Montreal, Canada.
Which strikes me as ironic. “No police brutality you say? Lets bring out the 7-foot behemoth to prove how caring an organization we are!” At least they win points for equal opportunity employment.
Best way to prevent a fight is making sure right from the start about who is going to lose if there ever is one.
That’s why you bring out the 7-foot “I could have been a linebacker” in riotgear.
Nobody is dumb enough to mess with one of those.
or shouldn’t it be “eharmony does it again”
Costume against costume. Mock the man, man!
See! I can do it too! My mask is as good as yours!
I like this picture for some reason (not the caption mind you). It kind of speaks for itself about two people on each end of the “argument” Just looking at each other face to face, each different, standing for their own side.
Yay mohawks,
What exactly is the point of the mask when you have hair like that?
So you don’t have to read the comments above yours that mention the idea that maybe he doesn’t want dust, debris, blood or other bodily fluids, etc., in his mouth/nose. It also saves you from having to use uncommonly common sense and thinking for yourself.
Anarchist vs. policeman?