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I almost got divorced ’cause of blogging…and staying up all night responding to comments!
I looked at the time on your posting – and giggled a little.
I did say almost divorced; I keep my surfing down to 4 hours a day now, so it’s much better.
… I threw up a little.
What’s with all the freakin’ demotivationals? I’m so sick of seeing this format.
Also the people in the photo make me sick to my stomach. Except for the girl, she’s kind of cute.
However, the ass located top right makes me quite randy.
I love how it made you ‘quite randy’. I almost spit out my coffee!!!
Actually, I laughed at this, since in my type of workplace it might very well happen, LoL.
itd be better if the caption just read:
“assholes”
How did we get to the stage where a journalist who has trained for years and is bound by rules of law is treated as some sort of anti-christ yet any idiot with a blog (of which 99.9999% are total crap) is treated as the great truth telling messiah who must be believed and respected.
news became opinion
That’s what you think.
I think it’s funny that on some “News” shows they get “expert” insight and opinions from bloggers…and yes I’m referring to Hannity and O’Reilly…but I’m all for equal opportunity, so, in the spirit of bi-partisanship…I’ve seen Olbermann do it on occasion as well.
Sometimes the bloggers do have decent insights; however, I mostly question their credentials…
I’m not sure if they tout these opinions as “expert”, I think they are just trying to relay what “the people” are saying. Just like when they go out on the street and interview random people, but this way is faster and easier.
Agreed, but when they interview bloggers they generally make it seem as if their opinion is somehow more valid… I watched O’Reilly one night (because I needed a laugh) and he interviews Mary Katherine Ham (who is a regular on the show according to my mom…don’t ask…)…the tags under her name listed her as “Conservative Blogger” then as “Received her Bachelor’s degree from NC State”, and I’m sitting there thinking “WHOOPDEE-DAMN-DOO” as O’Reilly proceeded to take her word as gospel…
They (Fox News) completely lost me when Hannity tried to bring in the Muslim point of view with the leader of the Black Panther Party.
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Fair and balanced, my a$$!
You have a fair and balanced ass?
This thread is worthless without pictures…
Is there tickets to this fair and balanced ass? Or is this a plea for helping and balancing it out fairly?
Left cheek, right cheek balance is extremely important…
Then the spank test to test for the proper amount of jiggles and giggles.
Oooh, a spanking!! Bad Zoot!! She must be good and thoroughly spanked!!
I take ass calibration very seriously ma’am.
Seeing as the majority of bloggers are stuck indoors most of the time in front of a computer and have no friends I don’t know how the can give the word of the people!
Actually, that’s what they have been TOLD
Reverse that.
unfortunately, opinion became “fact”. We are bound by the theory that, if enough people believe it, it’s true.
Holy crap! Two of my captions in a week on the front page! Woot! I honestly feel bad for all of the job losses out there due to the economy. I hope it turns around for all of us soon. I know my line of work has been severely affected.
Conjaculations!!
Ejaculations…
emancipations…
Liquid emanations in celebration of continuous verbal masturbation without a standing ovation or even a simply invitation. I would presume to be involved in the instigation of such a manipulation of verbal enunciations but at present I find resisting to be beyond my limitations.
“You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.”
No need for confrontations my friend. The simple enumeration of your limitations can bring about salvation, motivation and exhaltation without the need for escalation and exploitation of said limitations.
Gah, brain failure. You win. @_@
I think I tweeked something in my brain just then…I may be on injured reserve for four to six weeks while I recover.
Ooooh, I will have time to think of something clever then. Or I might just write random prose and poetry about the lolz…
Mother Goose is right. Props to you for living up to your name.
Confabulations…
Tarnations…
Salutations!
commiserations…
Instigations
Administrations
If they spent more time working, and less time screwing off on the net maybe their jobs wouldn’t be in Bangalore.
Erm, no… the pay would be undercut… Economics fail…
the caption should’ve been:
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pundit kitchen
the reason why you got fired in the first place…
Haha… Oddly enough, we did a downsizing of my department. However, I am one of the five people still here after the downsizing. Still made me paranoid as hell when they brought us into the meeting to let us know that we still had jobs. @_@
Congrats on keeping your job (I guess)…remember…if you PK at work…you’re ’stickin’ it to the man’ (just had a sixties moment there, sorry)
All of my bosses are female so I wouldn’t be sticking it a man…
Although think of the money you could make by taping it and selling it pay-per-view!!!
I don’t see me snickering like a child behind their backs while I type here as good Pay Per View.
(Yes, I got the reference, just being a prat.
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March unemployment figures just came out yesterday: 8.5%.
71% of CEOs expect to lay off more workers.
ALCOA (the aluminum company) just announced almost 1/2 billion dollar loss for the first quarter, and more companies will be reporting soon.
With or without blogging or PK, some of us won’t be working soon.
It is why I am still paranoid…
“But if you’re paranoid long enough, sooner or later you’re gonna be right.” –Kinky Friedman
“Paranoia may destroy ya.” – Ray Davies
“Finished with my woman
‘Cause she couldn’t help me with my mind
People think I’m insane
Because I am frowning all the time ” — Black Sabbath
Ozzy FTW!!
Sadly, you’re both right. I am paranoid because it keeps me safe but it is just a guarantee of early heart failure.
I’ve been a little on the paranoid side this week myself.
I’m not a big fan. Do you get used to it eventually?
That’s what the Xanax is for…
Unless you’re a Chimp.
But was the chimp paranoid, or just so stoned from the xanax that the woman looked like a chew toy?
Yes.
Yes he was stoned, or yes he was paranoid?
*begins feeling like no one understands me*
*wonders if it’s because I’m missing something*
*thinks little man inside the computer is playing jokes again*
*takes xanax*
“Morbo cannot remember the name of the letter that looks like a little man with a hat. Hello little man!”
“This concept of ‘wuv’ confuses and enrages us”
Depends on the form and reason of the paranoia. I’ve been like this all my life but I was already damaged goods. If you are just now paranoid because of the recession/depression, it should pass when the market recovers or you reach some kind of stability. So yes, you get used to it, in a way but mostly you just resist the urge to twitch a lot.
Obviously, mileage may vary.
But it’s still just a recession — right?
Is that like asking, “But the suppository is small, right?”
I think it’s a “recession” until you lose your own job. Then it’s a “depression”.
it’s only a recession until the ‘best and brightest’ on wall street lose their jobs, then it becomes a depression, but as we all know they got bailed out and given bonuses for doing such outstanding jobs , but because nobody leapt from their windows (ala 1929) it will never be called a depression…. it’s just too depressing…..
in most modern buildings the windows don’t open depriving many Wall Street denizens the option of jumping to the conclusion they so richly deserve.
Not to mention depriving me of the opportunity of tossing water balloons at people below.
I dunno. I still have my job and am already pretty depressed. Badum-bum!!
That picture was taken in downtown SF. Funny.
I was going to say, I think it’s right around Market and 2nd. I don’t think those are my recently laid off coworkers, though…
Umemploymentaily? is that even a word?
*epic facepalm*
*see above*
http://ramgun.mybrute.com
This makes me sad… DAMN IT I’LL NEVER BE ABLE TO MOVE OUTTA MY MOMS PLACE…. =(
Photoshopped.
I got a job for her.
Uh….Dont You Think They Should Move Like 30 Feet Backwards And Then Display Their Signs In Front Of McDoobies …Bc Im Pretty Sure That WHATEVER Store They Were Standing Next To Is A Rich Clothing Store…..That 1 Has No Pity And Two Has No FOOD! So Go Protest In Front Of McDoobies!! More Food There!!!!!!!!…MMM Cheese Burgers…And…And… Nooooooo Im Not Stoned..Im Just….Ok Ok….. Just I Little something to chill..and other thing…Ok The– Ambien Did It!!!!! RUUUun Ambien RUUUUUUUUUNNNN!!!!!!