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INSANITY
Is believing that you oppressed people actually love you.

(Kim Jong-Il)

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  1. April says:

    For the love of god isn’t there any other subject to caption than this douche-bag?
    FAIL!

    • Yes but this one apparently was liked enough to make it in. Sorry, has this one opened a wound?

      • April says:

        Yes. His minions murdered my innocence.
        Happy?

        • Am I supposed to be?

        • trolldujour says:

          You’re better off without your innocence anyway… April.

        • Eric-in-STL says:

          Apparently they killed your sanity with it.

          • April says:

            That’s so cute. The freak show must miss their failed psychic.

            • That made no damn sense at all. Try again, this time with feeling…

              • April says:

                Why? Eric’s vision was wrong. My sanity is perfectly intact. I’m usually busy making a living, but was sick and bored today.
                Besides, I don’t waste the whole day narrating what I’m pretending to do to
                other people I’ll never meet. People called writers actually get paid to do that.

            • Eric-in-STL says:

              Am I a failed psychic? I must be, because I don’t remember being a psychic at all.

              • Jane St.Clair says:

                I don’t think April has a real strong grasp on reality.

                • Krisee says:

                  I don’t think April would recognize reality if it sat down on her face and wiggled.

                  • April says:

                    Apparently it’s something you’re accustomed to, however.

                    • Krisee says:

                      Yes, I’m quite accustomed to reality. Thanks for noticing.

                      • April says:

                        Ahhh….*boops nose*
                        It’s cute how you jumped on the bandwagon without having a clue who I am so you’d get noticed and petted.
                        Original thoughts too challenging?

                        • The Steve says:

                          I am also confused as to why everyone’s jumping on your case. Grabs a chair next to April, passes the Oreos and continues to watch the drama unfold.

                        • Eric-in-STL says:

                          ::steals Oreos::
                          No Oreos for trolls. I shall share them with regulars! MWAAHAHAHAHA!!!!

                        • The Steve says:

                          *Slaps Eric upside the head with a salmon*
                          -
                          Listen dipshit, how can someone become a regular if you immediately label them as “ZoMg tRoLL!” What gives you the right to decide who is worthy of posting here and who isn’t?
                          -
                          Take the Oreos and cram them up your self righteous ass. That is all.

                        • Eric-in-STL says:

                          Who said I had the right? And who said I cared if I had the right?
                          Generally speaking trolls are labeled as such by regulars.
                          And I don’t decide who posts here, obviously. My smart ass comments have no actual effect on what anybody does.
                          I don’t expect everyone to like me or anything I say. If I did, I’d be sorely sorely disappointed in my life by now.
                          And FTR, I just wanted to eat all your Oreos, that’s all.

                        • krisee says:

                          @April Actually I’ve been around quite a while, I just don’t choose to post often. You insinuating that I’m the one seeking attention is quite laughable. You are constantly baiting the regulars on here trying to get attention. I actually feel sorry for you.

              • rhorho says:

                *gives Eric potion to restore his psychic abilities, and the
                memory of having had them earlier*

  2. Matrix says:

    Actually, they do, sadly.

    When a doctor and a crew went into N Korea to correct vision for thousands of people, they praised images of this jackass. Remember, they are indoctrinated from birth to love and obey this monster. Not all of them buy into it, and many escape. But it’s hard to distinguish who truly loves and admires him and who pretends to out of fear.

    • Kurt says:

      This caption FAILS. Yeah, he’s insane but not for that reason. Many of his people *do* love him. He leads a cult of personality and his people think him a god. Also, this isn’t funny.

    • Haley says:

      I was gonna say that!!
      I saw a video about that in my w. history class.
      there were actually alot of people saying that their sole reasons for wanting to get that surgery was to work and see his picture or something like that!
      they don’t just love him they literally worship him! I feel bad for them, I’d get to South Korea as quickly as possible, though that’s ALOT easier said than done.

  3. Captain Obvious says:

    As i walk though the valley of sodu-su,
    I take a look at the land and realise there is no food.
    And i’ve been working and slaving so long that
    even the voices think my mind is gone.
    And i’ve never doubted the leader even if he deserves it,
    insulting his goons, you know thats unhead of.
    You better watch what you say and to whom you’re talking
    or my friend eventually to death row you’ll be walking.
    I really hate to talk ’cause my stomach hurts,
    try not eating for a month and then try to work fool.
    My brother’s the type you want to be like
    crossing borders, saying prayers in the moonlight.

    We’ve been spending most our lives living in a worker’s paradise.
    We’ve been spending most our lives living in a worker’s paradise.
    We’ve been spending most our lives living in a worker’s paradise.
    We’ve been spending most our lives living in a worker’s paradise.

  4. Czernobog says:

    Isn’t it something about repeating the same action over and over and expecting different results? Like me visiting GraphJam expecting something other then Murphy’s law jokes?

  5. Chenzel says:

    Yeah, actually they do love him, it’s called brainwashing.

  6. Trugog. says:

    Whats not to love? Tell me, whats not to love.

  7. robsolete says:

    It’s not just brainwashing, as much as we might like to simplify it that way. To understand why so many people love Kim Jong Il you have to look into Korean history.

    Korea has historically been the Poland of Asia. At one point or another, just about all of their neighbors have invaded them, killed their leaders, raped their women, stripped their resources, and left the place a mess.

    Oppression isn’t that new to the North Koreans. But in Kim Jong Il they finally have a leader who’s aggressive enough to keep foreigners from messing with them. So whatever he does is considered better because at least it’s indigenous.

    He’s an oppressor, yeah, but he’s theirs.

    • n8 says:

      Add to that, what the hell else have they got to hang on to? I’ve heard that North Korean defectors that make it out and resettle elsewhere often keep an empty room in their home, just a chair, table and four walls. It’s for when they get homesick… they actually find the starkness comforting.

    • Jane St.Clair says:

      A sort of, better the Devil you know situation?

  8. Brady says:

    Insanity: North Koreans believing that the food shipments from humanitarians send to keep them all from starving to death are actually intended as personal offerings for their leader.

  9. Spider says:

    Well you have to or you die.

  10. dbc132 says:

    … But they actually do love him. They are indoctrinated to love him…

    Whoever made this (I’m too lazy to scroll up) fails at knowing about North Korea…

  11. Durendal says:

    I, as a Venezuelan, endorse this caption.

  12. Cowpie says:

    And all he’s missing is a big red nose…

  13. littletelari says:

    Just put this caption on an Obama pic and it would be perfect!

  14. HeSaidSheSaid says:

    I don’t think Kim Jong-Il really gives a shit if his people love him or not. If you dictate you’re not suppose to do anything that isn’t in your own interest. YO!

  15. Tessie says:

    “HAW haw! Check it out, you guys! I stole these sunglasses from Yoko Ono!”


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