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I’m the third one from the left…
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Condolences!
Funny, you don’t look that hairy.
I’m 100 lbs soaking wet. The man-fur adds bulk…
Ohh, you risk-taker, you!! Your helmet’s unstrapped. Mmm, we know who the real leader of this gang is. *swoons*
this youth gang worked hard to find the perfect name for themselves. After rejecting ‘bloods’ and ‘cryps’ for having already been used they settled on ‘The Pocket Protectors!’
They were unified in their search of a real kick and good for laughs and lashings of the old ultraviolent.
All was going well until Fred got knocked off his “ride” by a direct hit from a curious housefly.
And apparently never time or opportunity for the Old In Out…
Hahahahah!!! ‘Pocket Protectors’….That’s hilarious!! =D
you’ve parked far too close to the guy in front. you could really cause a fender bender with such carelessness…
Maybe he’s not parked close enough *wink-wink, nudge-nudge, kna’m’sayin’*
Those rides equipped with Airbags, boys??????
Ooooouch.
*sarcasm* The second one from the right has got some nice rims.
I will have to ask my techie friend if he is a part of this gang in the MN chapter…
“The Tech Angels”?!
The Hell’s Kittens
The Inlaws?
The Iron Pocket Protector Misfits…
opps, sorry DWN, I interjected above before reading all the way through and stepped on your idea. I’m sorry.
Nothing but love for ya baby, no worries.
“The Way-cool Fonzies”
The Insiders
More like The Inbreds..
Careful Eds, they might break into a Westside Story “Gang-dance-rumble”.
A la link.
That would be worth seeing on Segways…
seconded!!!
Hell’s Kittens was funny.
Looks like Steve Wozniak and friends outside the Dancing With the Stars studio.
Hee! Woz finally went home, btw.
FWIW, I think the caps by mr. bologna, ImWoodChuck, duh_cabbage, and especially lummox were far more lol-able. I really like lummox’s avatar, too!
The next-to-last one ain’t no virgin… *heh heh heh*
You have exceptionally low taste. Too bad I didn’t meet you sooner.
Did he whimper or just cry the whole time?
She didn’t sleep with me. She’s talking about the guy in the picture.
And that is who I was referring to. I’ve heard that you just suck your thumb, care to confirm or deny?
I’d rather distract….WHAT’S THAT?! OVER THERE! *runs away*
Ah, thanks for the clarification.
Can’t say. It was “complicated.”
Did he wear the helmet the whole time?
Probably, considering he probably wasn’t on top or the even the one doing the penetrating… Allow me to quote something to clarify.
“Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow… When’s it’s gonna be my turn? Ow. Ow. Ow.”
Kiss and tell, DWN… Kiss and tell…
He takes it off, so he can delight and amaze with ear wiggling tricks.
*swoons at memory*
This actually made me lol at work!
I think this was taken in the Distillery District in Toronto, Canada, but don’t hold me to it.
Could they all be DUI?
Could they do it sober?
One would think they’d have to be drunk to pose for that picture …
.. or paid
That my thought as well. I figure there can’t be too many places with that type of architecture where you have to wear a helmet on your segway.
Looks to me like the guy 2nd from the right pimped his ride with a set of Craiger mags..
…but the bell on the handlebars is just not Pimp-worthy…
Hey, handlebar bells are so retro, just like the Craiger mags.
What about the pink tassels on the handlebars?
A bit over the top, but acceptable
Now that’s not fair, they might all be a gang of lover’s and therefore not virgins at all.
Which mental image is less damaging to you because I know the virgin one is less damaging to me…
You’re not into Segway Orgies?
Not with them…
And just to show that these guys aren’t so special, click on the [LINK].
Random Tangent time!
Iowa just struck down the statute banning same sex marriages. It becomes effective in 21 days and thus letting gays marry in my state.
Oddly enough, when I caught that on CNN, I had a rare moment of patriotism but it faded back to my normal bitterness.
Thought I would share that for the possible gay readers of this lol. Feel free to ignore and carry on.
Big News Yay.
I’m not even gay and I was enthused.
Well honey we are all gay if just a smidgen. And we bleeves in justice!
Right, right. Just a feeling in my guliver that equal justice was just a step away. Least ways, it is a step closer.
Weird now, the names to the right go pitty death pitty death pitty death …
Pity death for it has no friends nor heart to miss them.
Pity death for all it has is finality for one and all.
Pity death for it knows no warmth or smiling song.
Pity death for all it sees is the end of a wrong.
Wow, nice job. I’m a crap poet, so I offer cummings:
pity this busy monster, manunkind,
not. Progress is a comfortable disease:
your victim (death and life safely beyond)
plays with the bigness of his littleness
— electrons deify one razorblade
into a mountainrange; lenses extend
unwish through curving wherewhen till unwish
returns on its unself.
A world of made
is not a world of born — pity poor flesh
and trees, poor stars and stones, but never this
fine specimen of hypermagical
ultraomnipotence. We doctors know
a hopeless case if — listen: there’s a hell
of a good universe next door; let’s go
And thus with sweet words of infinite shallowness, I compose my current word dance. On unsullied screen, I ink with my fingers the thoughts of ages past and presently bored to fill a paragraph with nothing. Hollow words, empty images, and less than proper innuendo are this post’s fleeting gift.
Pity death, pity death, pity death, and even pity the Steve. He has my pity, my remorse, my electronic eulogy and most of all, this line of text. Pittypat, pittypat, my heart beats with my belly filled with reheated poultry. My words, my vacant words march on, their part marching every forward as I await the next post.
And thus I come to the end, the bitter end, the sweet release, the little death of words or perhaps merely a statement of my illusionary depth. Pity death, pity death, and pity Steve for this post was made for them.
*chews on this some more*
*watches you chew*
*watches you watch*
*feels the dance of eyes upon me without knowing their intention*
O_O
Dun dun dunnnn…
Good work, DWN! I love the reference to reheated poultry.
Ya, I had leftover chicken for lunch when I wrote that.
“we are all gay if just a smidgen” – True
Easily proven..guys when you watch porn, do you want to see a short, bald, fat guy with a tiny penis banging away on that extra fine pornstar? No. You want to see a good looking guy…..that makes you just a bit gay, big deal!
I could agree with that though perhaps it is more narcissism in that a number of men put themselves in the place of that actor, banging away. So why would they want their sexual avatar played by somebody they find contemptable?
However, I like your explanation better.
Ron White called. He wants his joke back.
1994 called. It wants that joke back.
Your mom called. She wants her hot rollers back.
(Doesn’t know what hot rollers are…)
Look at the top of the page.
Iowa…that famous way-out-there lefty liberal state that’s soooo out of touch with Real America. Lol. [/sarcasm]
Way to go, Iowa Supreme Court!
It is nice to see the law actually get a tad more equal.
Iowa – Fu(k yeah!
Here be Diss, Diss and this. Diss and that. That and this. Typing on like a cat in a hat. Dr. Seuss on a noose, with a DWN on the loose. An urge to chew, Diss with Mt. Dew and wondering how to make this new.
A short post with a post short. A cunning lack of witty retort. A need for words that aren’t absurd while still saying nothing. Nothing, everything, something, my thing, her thing, your thing, Godwin’s flacid wang.
So Diss and that, chewed like a cat and spanked like that. A word, a verb, but nothing unheard, much my usual rant.
Please get thee to the writing program at Iowa.
And submit stuff from here – where was that romance novel spoof. Gracious that was good.
I am not sure I could actually find those entries. As for a writing program, I’ve been doing some writing on my own. Just nothing published or even enough to publish yet.
Oddly, enough, I am working on a Noir era zombie fic with a friend. Good times and very thick with metaphors in keeping with the era.
Wonderful!
It is coming along rather nicely too. I think I am going to finish it out in the next couple days.
Keep at it!
A friend of mine wrote stuff for herself forever, occasionally entered short story competitions, while doing advertising/communications stuff as a ‘day job’. Some years later, she’s doing the Renaissance fair and book store circuit, promoting the 3rd book in her fantasy book series!
*does the happy dance*
I’ve thought recently that with the steaming pile of crap that is Twilight getting published that it might be easy to write a passable young adult novel as long as it had supernatural elements and an angst filled “love” story.
One of my Media arts teachers once told us that if we ever wanted to be richer beyond the dreams of avarice, we should market something to 14 year old girls. Especially if it is a movie or book since that group will watch the same movie in theater over and over and over and over and over again…
I can has Sell Out?
Pretty much, at least this crap I wrote in this lol isn’t sell out stuff…
*Considers saying something in defence of teen girls*
*Considers the number of times she has watched and rewatched Romeo + Juliet, Moulin Rouge! Strictly Ballroom and the Phantom of the Opera*
*Says nothing*
Sounds very cool. Good for her.
The time is right for that sort of thing, just look at Pride & Prejudice & Zombies.
Good thinking.
Lol! Coolness, DWN.
Twas a labor of love hun. *hugs*
It’s late for you.
That it was. I was actually up discussing my fic and had a bit of side moment to check up in here.
Oh and here you are again. A rare DWN weekend moment.
Nothing special, just conscious when Lynn is not weekend moment. Meaning no sex thus cranky.
Props to the second guy from the right.
http://www.tlb.org/scooter2.html
Big props.
I saw a Segway with a seat on it today. Now that’s just lazy.
Did it have a seatbelt? *considers feasiblity of cup holders* Or, possibly, a stroller docking attachment?
Ummmm, isn’t that pretty much just a scooter? (or DUI mobiles, as we call them)
Wouldn’t that be a motorized bar stool?
While the voices you hear in the distance may sound intimidating, as if the not-virgins surround us from all sides—the reality is very different. Once you pull the curtain away you realize that there are only a few people pressing the buttons, and their voices are weak. The truth is, virgins, that they don’t surround us at all.
We surround them.
the photo was taken on the Segway tour in Toronto.
ok, so i dont see why anyone finds this funny. i have a lot better pics and Lolotics (Lol+Polotics) which are much better. but if you find this one funny, thats all good with me. i also have a myspace, its on my profile pic. my myspace also has the Lolotics i made during and a little bit after the election.
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this caption was also a split second idea (then again, my IQ is 156
its a tourist group
i saw groups like this when i was in D.C. the other week.
I loled while reading the comments even more than when first saw the pic! you’re a crazy lot!
*needs to watch the movie some more times* Damn, I concede to your greater knowledge of a great movie.
You kidding? I just cheat. [link]
Fair enough, I can respect that still. Least you were looking it up. I was just bastardizing from memory.
My how you turn languid into an art form…
As I am without caffeine today, care to clarify for this idiot?
It’s all good – picture a young Brando in his Stanley shirt (sweaty) saying, “Wow, you looked all that up? Huh, I just guessed.”
Gotcha, consider this idiot enlightened. However, I did enjoy reading through those quotes. Awesome movie. I need to get it sometime. :/