Comments on: BOREDOM

By: egnatius

egnatius — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 20:23:30 +0000

I was told “Fornication Under Consent of the King”

By: M Durr

M Durr — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 21:01:53 +0000

This looks like my granddaughter (4 years old) and she does strange things.

By: Ivory

Ivory — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 03:43:40 +0000

Is this Trashcan man’s little girl?

By: vikenator2

vikenator2 — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 01:45:34 +0000

I belive this is the “Disaster Girl” photo

By: D

Thu, 09 Apr 2009 14:36:35 +0000

…unless you’re afraid of heights.

By: Danbala

Danbala — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 12:00:36 +0000

Wow. I always get accused of being too cheerfully positive and optimistic about people and our future, but even I see what an unrealistic idea that is!

By: pittypat

pittypat — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 11:43:54 +0000

And the unbelievably horrific, HORRIFIC, lack of instruction in this country. Can’t someone PLEASE teach the children to spell photoshopped?!!??!!

By: Danbala

Danbala — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 11:22:54 +0000

ZOMG!!!1!!! That is even WORSE!
.
You mean someone actually sat down and took the time to fake a picture like this!?!?!? What sort of MESSAGE does THAT send!?!?! Somebody really, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY needs to start THINKING ABOUT THE CHILDREN.
.
There is no hope for humanity.

By: A_Lad_Insane

A_Lad_Insane — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 09:17:06 +0000

But then who would think of the children?..

WON’T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!?! (linkies)

By: LN

LN — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 05:22:33 +0000

I thought it said
“BEDROOM – Guess who I did today”
Had to reread >.<

By: Madds

Madds — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 19:13:04 +0000

Hee hee. She’s like someone out of a horror film… >=]
I love it.
(I agree, pamela. I want my child to be able to freak people out, too. =D)

By: pamela

pamela — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 10:00:33 +0000

I’m sorry…I hope my baby grows up to pull off being that creepy looking. Still cute, of course, with a sweet personality. I jut want him/her to have that ability.

By: Morella

Morella — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 23:28:15 +0000

that girl looks like Mary Bell!

By: viking gal

viking gal — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 21:52:03 +0000

Oops. Just let it slip that I don’t stay up that late…!

By: Anniee451

Anniee451 — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 19:38:51 +0000

I don’t see it at all. More like Victoire Thivisol from Ponette {link}. Who Piper Palin also resembles pretty closely.

Which makes the picture that much funnier actually.

Good pic, good caption. Well done.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 19:19:35 +0000

I may be sneaky but I has standards… *hugs*

By: emily

emily — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 19:18:08 +0000

She looks an awful lot like Drew Berrymore in ‘Firestarter’

By: Mr.Wholesome

Mr.Wholesome — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 19:08:46 +0000

So people have always said “fvck” in reference to Fleas, flies, and friars–makes sense.

By: zomgmissy

zomgmissy — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 19:01:32 +0000

… I just glanced quickly at first and thought it said “BEDROOM”
Please tell me I’m not alone in this. xD;

By: HairySexyTroll

HairySexyTroll — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 18:50:10 +0000

@mg
+
“Figaro…Magnifico!!!!”

By: Audball

Audball — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 18:34:24 +0000

Seriously…if she can convince her mom to let her take care of the baby, what else is she capable of? *goes on long rant about conspiracy*

By: pittypat

pittypat — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 18:20:46 +0000

You sneaky barstad.

By: pittypat

pittypat — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 18:18:26 +0000

R*O*T*F*L*M*A*O

By: pittypat

pittypat — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 18:16:00 +0000

LOL, yes, blood spatter definitely trumps keyboard splatter.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 18:15:00 +0000

Nope, her card declined.

By: pittypat

pittypat — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 18:12:32 +0000

With a penis.

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 17:51:48 +0000

WIN!!

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 17:50:54 +0000

*presses “oil Slick” 007 button*
Surprise Coppers!!!!!

By: William Furr

William Furr — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 17:50:41 +0000

This is so last week (or earlier), but the Sarah PAC ads in the RSS feed are funnier than the lols.

By: Audball

Audball — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 17:42:05 +0000

Oh, most definitely. You can see it in the way she drags that baby around.

By: Audball

Audball — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 17:38:48 +0000

*gasp* Maybe it was really the school bully that set her house on fire!!

By: Audball

Audball — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 17:37:08 +0000

0.0 Someone’s done their research…

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 17:32:08 +0000

>_O

Oh bother this nonsense… *kidnaps Rhorho and she is found later disheveled but unharmed and unmolested*

By: rhorho

rhorho — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 17:29:00 +0000

*has weird dream in which DWN morphs into the CareBear with
the rainbow tummy; slips deeper into care coma*

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 17:23:00 +0000

Noooooooooooo!!!

CURSE YOU SENSE OF INTEGRITY!!! CURSE YOU!!!

By: n8

n8 — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 17:12:16 +0000

Ah, well then.
*absconds with the funds*

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 17:05:30 +0000

*headdesk*

More like get my youngest son some My Little Tranquilizers… I have access to woman, it is the time that I lack. @_@

By: n8

n8 — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 16:59:38 +0000

*starts up a paypal account in the name of “Buy DWN a Fleshlight”*

By: anniebunny

anniebunny — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 16:57:42 +0000

Start by breathing normally, then bend slightly at your middle, take in a deep breath and exhale strongly, clearing the stale air from your lungs and counting to five before you inhale, then immediately exhale strongly again. Do this five times, making sure you maintain a tortured visage, as this has been shown to improve the process.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 16:57:23 +0000

Done and done…

*takes out some windshields* Oh, they be pissed now… *ducks some gunfire*

By: rhorho

rhorho — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 16:55:45 +0000

I *told* you I didn’t like piano lessons. Perhaps you’ll believe me now.”

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 16:54:33 +0000

*hands DWN some roman candles*
See if you can aim these properly, ‘k?

By: rhorho

rhorho — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 16:53:19 +0000

Sorry. I didn’t phrase well. What I meant was why stop at keyboards when we can go for the blood spatter, instead?

Oh, and you had a good hand in the creation of the name, iirc.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 16:52:51 +0000

*yells from back* Ya, and they aren’t happy. Lucky, we have plenty of stuff left to throw…

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 16:41:49 +0000

Kaboom!

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 16:36:25 +0000

*tire smoke enters the vents as MG floors it and pops clutch*
GAG!! Cough!!! Anybody see where…cough…the cops are??!!

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 16:35:02 +0000

*tosses more explosives*

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 16:34:41 +0000

I like Live Free Or Die Harder…go ahead…hit the delete button…

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 16:34:11 +0000

*gets in*
Rev it up and pop the clutch and let’s see if we can burn some rubber getting out of here!

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 16:33:04 +0000

*skids into a 180 degree controlled slide, pops passenger door ope*
Diss…hop in…we’re raisin’ all kindsa hell!!!