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FIRST MUTHAFUKA!
The usually accepted first known occurrence of the word “fvck” is in code in a poem in a mixture of Latin and English composed some time before 1500. The poem, which satirizes the Carmelite friars of Cambridge, England, takes its title, “Flen flyys”, from the first words of its opening line, Flen, flyys, and freris (= “Fleas, flies, and friars”). The line that contains fvck reads Non sunt in coeli, quia gxddbov xxkxzt pg ifmk.
0.0 Someone’s done their research…
So people have always said “fvck” in reference to Fleas, flies, and friars–makes sense.
I was told “Fornication Under Consent of the King”
Levitate
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Stand straighter and taller than you believe feels natural, with an imaginary thread attached to the top of your skull lifting you a few milli,etres above the ground.
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The higher above the ground you feel, the closer you will be to feeling calm.
Start by breathing normally, then bend slightly at your middle, take in a deep breath and exhale strongly, clearing the stale air from your lungs and counting to five before you inhale, then immediately exhale strongly again. Do this five times, making sure you maintain a tortured visage, as this has been shown to improve the process.
…unless you’re afraid of heights.
photoshop?
Absolutely!! Those tree branches on the left are NOT in the original photo!!
I know it’s so obvious there are no shadows and there’s a kid in the picture for god’s sake and the pixels are I mean so totally off and the size of the truck is too big and …
Wasn’t this a Zapruder photo….?
Yes, shot while he was standing on top of the most western of the two concrete pedestals that extend from the John Neely Bryan north pergola concrete structure overlooking Elm Street in Dealey Plaza at 12:30 p.m. Central Standard Time.
“Back…and to the left. Back…and to the left.”
One pristine bullet? That dog don’t hunt!
…and now all we miss is the “TOOO SOOOOOOOON!!2211!!!2!!”
That girl is a hundred yards from flames. FLAMES! Am I the only one who cares?! A cinder could blow over. Probably has! Just look at the pain on her face. PAIN!
Yes. It’s not more than a year ago that I burned myself. On my finger, in the oven. It blistered, and took DAYS to heal. This lol just isn’t funny – warm things are DANGEROUS. People who laugh at this disgust me.
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And it would be nice if someone, just some time, would THINK OF THE CHILDREN.
“Put some butter on it!”
Actually a bad idea. Holds in the heat (more cell damage), and possibly introduces infection. And think of the poor cow babies deprived of their rightful meals!!!
It was actually an old SNL Skit I was referencing…couldn’t find it to link it…
Oops. Just let it slip that I don’t stay up that late…!
But then who would think of the children?..
WON’T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!?! (linkies)
ZOMG!!!1!!! That is even WORSE!
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You mean someone actually sat down and took the time to fake a picture like this!?!?!? What sort of MESSAGE does THAT send!?!?! Somebody really, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY needs to start THINKING ABOUT THE CHILDREN.
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There is no hope for humanity.
And the unbelievably horrific, HORRIFIC, lack of instruction in this country. Can’t someone PLEASE teach the children to spell photoshopped?!!??!!
Wow. I always get accused of being too cheerfully positive and optimistic about people and our future, but even I see what an unrealistic idea that is!
…not to mention the possibility that she may be run over by emergency vehicles, and may not be wearing SPF 15, at least! (Overcast days can
be terribly deceptive, you know.) Is her hair getting tangled? How do we
*know* her hair is adequately conditioned???
*falls into care coma*
Oh, no, did she have an adequate breakfast?
…and why isn’t she in school?
*gasp* Maybe it was really the school bully that set her house on fire!!
>_<
And I can tell what a horrible creature I become when deprived even just a couple of days… *stops self from carrying off comatose Rhorho. Kicks another pebble and wanders off to leave her be*
*starts up a paypal account in the name of “Buy DWN a Fleshlight”*
*headdesk*
More like get my youngest son some My Little Tranquilizers… I have access to woman, it is the time that I lack. @_@
Ah, well then.
*absconds with the funds*
Noooooooooooo!!!
CURSE YOU SENSE OF INTEGRITY!!! CURSE YOU!!!
*has weird dream in which DWN morphs into the CareBear with
the rainbow tummy; slips deeper into care coma*
>_O
Oh bother this nonsense… *kidnaps Rhorho and she is found later disheveled but unharmed and unmolested*
With a penis.
Nope, her card declined.
You sneaky barstad.
I may be sneaky but I has standards… *hugs*
Creepy kid!
OH NO!!
DANGER GIRL BURNED DOWN THAT HOUSE!!
Seen this one before as “Firestarter”. YAWN!
Yeah! The first thought I had wa this kid looks just like a young Drew Barrymore.
Get out of my brain! Totally!
Hmm, what year was it that parents died?
I liked the caption about the Mythbusters for this one…one of my favorite shows.
I love that show, too! In an interview with the two guys, it was brought up that they destroyed 11 cars last season. What a way to help out Detroit,
and make a quality TV show in the process!
Was that the interview on Olbermann the other night? I’d love to go meet those guys sometime…
I think it was on Olbermann. My friend and I have a similar relationship to the one portrayed between those two. To complete the picture, all I need is to gain some weight, shave my head, grow facial hair and find a beret.
I feel like I’m forgetting something…
i just wanna blow something up…
*perks up*
Yes! Oooh, me too, meee tooo!
Blow? You want to blow who?
*rereads*
Oh, blow something up… Nevermind… *kicks pebble*
Stupid two days without and counting… *grumble grumble*
Well….if you hang around while we’re blowing stuff up, there’s a good chance some of us might find it…exciting. Nothing like a good adrenalin rush, ya know? ;–)
You know what the smell of Napalm can do for a girl!!
>_>
*throws some more molotovs*
*drives up in a 1973 AMC Pacer with the cargo area filled with assorted M-80s and other fireworks*
*rolls down windows*
This should be fun! Hmm. How far away do you think we need to be?
*sets up video camera to record the fun*
*moves back a respectful distance*
Ok, DWN — toss one at it and then get away quick!
*tosses one and runs*
“Cool!!! A ‘73 Pacer!!”
*Gets in to drive away*
I will be in the back, tossing explosives at the cops for our getaway… *secures self*
*Floors it*
I think we can get this baby up to 60mph if we lighten the load a bit!!!!
*tosses exploding crates at following police cars… And random people who look at us funny*
A ‘73 Pacer?
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“Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality”
Well, I wouldn’t want to blow up a decent car.
“Galileo!!”
*skids into a 180 degree controlled slide, pops passenger door ope*
Diss…hop in…we’re raisin’ all kindsa hell!!!
*gets in*
Rev it up and pop the clutch and let’s see if we can burn some rubber getting out of here!
*tosses more explosives*
*tire smoke enters the vents as MG floors it and pops clutch*
GAG!! Cough!!! Anybody see where…cough…the cops are??!!
*yells from back* Ya, and they aren’t happy. Lucky, we have plenty of stuff left to throw…
*hands DWN some roman candles*
See if you can aim these properly, ‘k?
Done and done…
*takes out some windshields* Oh, they be pissed now… *ducks some gunfire*
*presses “oil Slick” 007 button*
Surprise Coppers!!!!!
@mg
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“Figaro…Magnifico!!!!”
Hmmm, sounds like a plan. *waits after throwing some molotovs*
Okay, here’s where my pragmatism kicks in:
We all want to blow something up: That’s the given. We need to
focus on WHAT to blow up. I’m thinking Amarillo, but that would
be hard to tape, and possibly illegal.
Better suggestions?
my office building… with upper management locked inside?
Citigroup and/or Bank of America corporate headquarters?
that’s very “Fight Club”…
All the better?
Fox News Building?
Anti-Doh’s keyboard.
Anti-Doh?
A sort of anagram of two recent trolls.
UBR started it …
Aha!! Nicely done by UBR, then.
Sorry. I didn’t phrase well. What I meant was why stop at keyboards when we can go for the blood spatter, instead?
Oh, and you had a good hand in the creation of the name, iirc.
LOL, yes, blood spatter definitely trumps keyboard splatter.
i’d go for the whole computer… keyboards are far too easy to replace at your local walmart.
I remember reading Fight Club and Jack talking about filling a monitor with an accelerent so when they turned on the monitor…
I like Live Free Or Die Harder…go ahead…hit the delete button…
Kaboom!
That one was win. This one is meh.
SHe looks like Piper Palin
*puts on conspiracy hat*
Could Piper be the antichrist??????
Oh, most definitely. You can see it in the way she drags that baby around.
R*O*T*F*L*M*A*O
Seriously…if she can convince her mom to let her take care of the baby, what else is she capable of? *goes on long rant about conspiracy*
The day they diagnosed young Mona Lisa with conduct disorder.
WIN!!
“What? All she said was to stay off her *LAWN*…”
“and i distinctly remember her saying ‘play with those matches near the dry leaf pile’! I did nothing wrong, she lies”
There’s just nothing better than a creepy little schoolgirl. – Russel T. Davies
We’ve secretly replaced the neighbor’s barbecue sauce with lighter fluid.
Let’s see what happens.
“That’s where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things!”
“I told daddy that having the grill too close to his meth lab was a bad idea!”
I *told* you I didn’t like piano lessons. Perhaps you’ll believe me now.”
This is so last week (or earlier), but the Sarah PAC ads in the RSS feed are funnier than the lols.
… I just glanced quickly at first and thought it said “BEDROOM”
Please tell me I’m not alone in this. xD;
She looks an awful lot like Drew Berrymore in ‘Firestarter’
I don’t see it at all. More like Victoire Thivisol from Ponette {link}. Who Piper Palin also resembles pretty closely.
Which makes the picture that much funnier actually.
Good pic, good caption. Well done.
that girl looks like Mary Bell!
I’m sorry…I hope my baby grows up to pull off being that creepy looking. Still cute, of course, with a sweet personality. I jut want him/her to have that ability.
Hee hee. She’s like someone out of a horror film… >=]
I love it.
(I agree, pamela. I want my child to be able to freak people out, too. =D)
I thought it said
“BEDROOM – Guess who I did today”
Had to reread >.<
I belive this is the “Disaster Girl” photo
Is this Trashcan man’s little girl?
This looks like my granddaughter (4 years old) and she does strange things.